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Nobody , in Boeing whistleblower found dead in US

After half a decade of trying to blow the whistle, he was finally making serious progress, as Boeing’s own planes keep falling apart because of the exact same shoddy practices Barnett has been trying to tell everyone about.

Then, he inexplicably “self-inflicts” a fatal wound just as his lawsuit starts getting serious traction. This dude was straight-up murdered, and we’re all going to act like that didn’t happen, even though it obviously did.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

It sure would be a shame if something were to… happen to him, capiche?

we’re all going to act like that didn’t happen

I feel the need to correct you in one matter: we (The People) are doing something about it! Why, Trump has been on the campaign trail for months now, saying how we should fix this very problem!

I am talking about allowing people to murder journalists and tattletales, ofc, what did you think I meant? We aren’t “America” if we don’t allow (checks notes) Freedom Murder of the Press, apparently. (Jon Stewart’s recent take on the matter)

Anticorp ,

I don’t think anyone is going to act like it didn’t happen except Boeing and the authorities.

Steve ,

Who is “We” ?

PunnyName , in What the actual fuck

Capitalism 101 - sell whatever you can, whenever you can.

SuckMyWang ,

What are they selling? Apart from ads and your data. If anything it sounds like they’re saying the stress will make you consume less so it’s a horrible opportunity to lose weight if you haven’t been able to before. Still a weird take though as war is usually associated with being malnourished, might be the reason it seems offensive rather than trying to make the best of a bad situation.

themeatbridge , in Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk say human population not nearly big enough: ‘If we had a trillion humans, we would have at any given time a thousand Mozarts’

If every extant human didn’t need to worry about survival, we’d have 10,000 Mozarts. We could get there if we had zero billionaires.

Ragdoll_X ,
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

Those delusional fucks think they’re the current Mozarts.

antidote101 ,

Even if these two just swallowed their pride and funded free music education for all ages we’d at least have thousands of Mozarts…

…do these guys even listen to contemporary composers anyway? Could they even identify a modern Mozart? My bet is no. They just have so much ego they believe they’d know about it instantly despite their lack of any intimate knowledge of the subject.

Bipta ,

A thousand times this.

If you look at the history of scientific discovery, you'll find that a great many of those making discoveries were born into wealth, or at least some degree of stability.

Chariotwheel , in What the actual fuck

Who the actual fuck approved this for publishing?

binomialchicken ,

Nobody approved it, its just AI generated and automatically published.

Hamartiogonic ,
@Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz avatar

Fire is a good servant but a bad master.

outer_spec , in College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

…if students at terrorist encampments were chanting slogans calling for the death of black or gays they would be swiftly stamped out. And that professors who did so would never work again.

And if my grandmother had wheels and could lift up to 5000 pounds, she’d be a Toyota 3-Wheel Electric Forklift.

Delphia ,

If that was your grandmother, I was inside her today.

outer_spec ,
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

…You were inside a dead person? 🤨

Delphia ,

I was in something that could lift up to 5000 pounds and had 3 wheels.

riccardo ,

what if the world was made of pudding

AtariDump ,
Nobody , in The Economist has killed satire

It may have cost us everything, but for one brief, shining moment in human history, a handful of investors made a grotesque amount of money.

DarkGamer , in Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk say human population not nearly big enough: ‘If we had a trillion humans, we would have at any given time a thousand Mozarts’
@DarkGamer@kbin.social avatar

I wonder how many Mozarts are living paycheck to paycheck working multiple jobs and don't have time to compose or play because these chucklefucks denied them a living wage by going to war on unions.

Masimatutu OP ,
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Or simply in a third-world country kept in extreme poverty by global capitalism.

distantsounds ,

It’ll be quite a few Mozarts sacrificed because we’re busy funding the thousands of wanna-be Hitlers that were also created.

bl_r , in Senior Democrat calls for arrests of ‘leftwing fascists’ urging Gaza ceasefire

This person would 1000% call MLK a left wing fascist, fuck this guy

laughterlaughter , (edited )

More like Malcom X, but you have a point.

Edit: Well, today I’ve been schooled.

Leviathan ,

MLK definitely supported rioting as a legitimate form of protest.

laughterlaughter ,

I had no idea. I’ve been schooled. Thanks.

bl_r ,

He would call malcom x a fash too.

But don’t forget that MLK was hated by most people during his time, especially white liberals and conservatives. Liberal democrats and conservatives alike seem to have a nasty habit of opposing the current struggles for freedom and equality. If you want to see what people thought of MLK, here is a political comic from the time

nonviolent march

Notice the similarities between this and BLM? If you replace the concept of violent civil rights marches with antisemitic pro-palestine protests, you’ve got another instance of a struggle for freedom and a struggle against genocide being defamed while it is currently happening.

The fact of the matter is liberal democrats support all social justice movements but the current one. In 20 years I will cringe at what democrats say about the plight of the Palestinians, knowing that many are opposed to it right now.

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

He wasn’t exactly subtle about it himself.

I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to “order” than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: “I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action”; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man’s freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a “more convenient season.” Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection.

laughterlaughter ,

Thanks. This quote explained a lot about people who insisted that I be “more inclusive.” I always replied “well, I am inclusive, but there must be another way!” I guess they were referring to this concept which Dr. King very eloquently expressed. Shame on me. Thanks.

laughterlaughter ,

Thanks for the history lesson. Today I learned.

GrymEdm , (edited ) in College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor

“Baby, that was amazing! I feel completely different about 110,000+ dead and wounded Palestinians. Turns out I wasn’t morally conflicted about my country’s involvement or where taxes are going, just horny.”

mateomaui , in What the actual fuck

Really, really, really reaching for that silver lining.

Like, Mr Fantastic or Elastigirl type reaching.

LazaroFilm ,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

More like a 16 years old stretch Armstrong left at the bottom of a drawer…

lorenz ,

not my problem if you can’t get sarcasm

mateomaui ,

lol these don’t even make sense now, just blocking you fools from now on, feel free to waste your time making new accounts.

soloner ,

Don’t forget Luffy! 😁

SendMePhotos ,

Was Mr fantastic bad? I want to watch it.

mateomaui ,

Wait, are we talking about the same thing? I meant Mr Fantastic of the Fantastic 4 comic, for which I believe all the movies should probably be buried somewhere. I don’t remember them that well. Captain Fantastic with Viggo Mortensen is great, but a totally different genre. Fantastic Mr Fox is a hoot. Not sure what other options it could be.

asexualchangeling ,

I have a soft spot for the fantastic 4 movie from the early 2000s it wasn’t perfect but I kinda liked it, we don’t talk about fant4stic though…

mateomaui ,

If that’s the one with Chris Evans, yeah, it was alright, much better than the later ones iirc.

7of9 ,
@7of9@startrek.website avatar

I thought it was about the trumpet player in the Blues Brothers

mormund , in Exxon Mobil is suing its shareholders to silence them about global warming

So you are suing … the people that partially own your company? Only in America can you sue someone without any good reason and still win by default because you have more cash on hand. Cash the defendant partially provided no less.

StalinIsMaiWaifu ,
@StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Presumably the “reason”/standing is that shareholders talking about climate change might reduce the company’s value hurting the other shareholders

fckreddit ,

The funny part would be that they actually might win because share value is more important than the environment.

Cruxifux , in The Economist has killed satire

World war three be lookin more and more like it’s gonna be a class war with the way these morons like to piss the rest of us off.

MindSkipperBro12 ,

As if the peasants will ever do anything in the modern world

OrteilGenou ,

That’s the spirit

BossDj ,

Can’t miss the new season of Loki. And Silksong is right around the corner

Osa-Eris-Xero512 ,

And Silksong is right around the corner

[Citation Needed]

fckreddit ,

It’s hope speaking.

norgur , in last week's satire is today's actual headline
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Yes, people who fought against the Russians aren’t necessarily Nazis, but people who joined the SS voluntarily are.

MajorHavoc , in College students aren’t having enough sex — so they’re turning to anti-Israel protests: NYU professor

It’s worth mentioning that Galloway routinely describes himself as “an attention-seeking whore”.

Why bring it up? It seems relevant if you’re deciding how much of your own energy to spend discussing this.

Railison ,

Maybe if he was getting more sex…

xkforce , in Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk say human population not nearly big enough: ‘If we had a trillion humans, we would have at any given time a thousand Mozarts’

Slave drivers wish for more slaves to drive: news at 11

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