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smegger , in Smiling robot face is made from living human skin cells

Well that’s the creepiest thing on the internet today

Flyberius , in Smiling robot face is made from living human skin cells
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I have no mouth

unreachable , in Smiling robot face is made from living human skin cells
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blarth , in Smiling robot face is made from living human skin cells

What a comforting bedtime story.

The_Che_Banana ,

SHHHH LITTLE HUMAN. CLOSE YOUR EYE BALL SHUTTERS AND TIME TO SL L L EEEP.

QuarterSwede , in New Zealand woman sues partner for not taking her to airport
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And I thought Americans were litigious.

autotldr Bot , in New Zealand woman sues partner for not taking her to airport

This is the best summary I could come up with:


A New Zealand tribunal has dismissed a woman’s claim against her then-partner after he failed to take her to the airport, leading her to miss her flight ahead of a concert with friends.She accused her boyfriend at the time of allegedly breaching a “verbal contract” in which he agreed to take her to the airport, stay in her house and look after her dogs.According to a legal document which only gives the applicant and respondent’s initials, the woman (CL) said she asked her boyfriend (HG) to collect her from her home and take her to the airport between 10:00 and 10:15am.But he failed to do so, she told New Zealand’s Disputes Tribunal, which deals with small claims up to NZ$30,000 (£14,526).As a result, CL said she missed her flight and had to foot the bill for additional costs, including travelling the next day and putting her dogs in a kennel.In her claim, she went on to outline the minutiae of the inconvenience she faced, including costs for a shuttle service to the airport.The couple had been in a relationship for six and a half years until the dispute.Before the case was dismissed, the tribunal looked at whether the woman’s boyfriend had entered a contract to take her to the airport and look after her dogs.

The tribunal also looked into whether the pair had entered a contract in which the boyfriend had said he would incur the costs for a separate ferry trip to visit the woman’s sons.CL said she paid for hers and her partner’s ferry fares, and wished to be reimbursed for the cost of his ticket.Conditional to both of those being true, the court looked at whether the boyfriend breached the alleged contract.It concluded that for an agreement to be enforceable, “there needs to be an intention to create a legally binding relationship”, which was not the case for CL and HG.

“Partners, friends and colleagues make social arrangements, but it is unlikely they can be legally enforced unless the parties perform some act that demonstrates an intention that they will be bound by their promises,” tribunal referee Krysia Cowie wrote in the decision document.

"When friends fail to keep their promises, the other person may suffer a financial consequence but it may be that they cannot be compensated for that loss.

"The referee found “the nature of the promises were exchanged as a normal give and take in an intimate relationship” and fell short of being a contract.

"As I have found that the parties made their agreement in the context of their friendship, CL has not shown she is entitled to the order that she seeks and her claim is dismissed.


The original article contains 454 words, the summary contains 446 words. Saved 2%. I’m a bot and I’m open source!

QuentinCallaghan , in Forget Ubisoft's AAAA Games, CD Projekt Is Making 'AAAAA' Games
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“It’s not a bad game, it’s a AAAAA title!” “Oh great, yet another AAAA game from Ubisoft”. That high number of A’s is becoming a synonym for a bad rushed game with a big budget.

protist , in Scottish Greens propose ticket tax on Swifties

Clickbait headline, it’s a £1 per ticket fee on large concert venues to support smaller concert venues.

Scottish Greens’ culture spokesman Mark Ruskell said: “A small £1 charge on the biggest stadium-packing gigs like Taylor Swift at Murrayfield could have a transformative impact on our industry and our culture."

AllNewTypeFace ,
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If you can get a reference to Taylor Swift into a headline, it probably multiplies your clicks by a few orders of magnitude, so journalists and/or editors are getting increasingly shameless. There was an article a few weeks ago about Scottish Fold cats having medical problems and they made the headline about Swift as she has one of those cats (whose medical history was not mentioned).

ID411 ,

How is it clickbait? It’s literally what the man said .

NoYouLogOff , in Students Show Up to Graduation, Find Commencement Speaker Is an AI Robot
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A family friend graduated from a liberal arts college, had an R congressperson come for commencement. He just rambled about AI and also medical advancements like the US hasn’t had a falling life expectancy. Probably a pretty similar speech to this robot’s.

MargotRobbie , in Students Show Up to Graduation, Find Commencement Speaker Is an AI Robot

The “Ex Machina” sequel is going way too far to believable, they really need to dial back on the surrealist black comedy.

Thordros , in Students Show Up to Graduation, Find Commencement Speaker Is an AI Robot
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And always remember! Be bold! Be brave! Sorry, but as a large language model I am unable to assess ethical questions of that nature! And always follow your dreams!

OpenStars ,
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Also, sign up for the military, I hear we they are offering some great deals!

D61 , in Students Show Up to Graduation, Find Commencement Speaker Is an AI Robot

the moment of the Butlerian Jihad comes one step closer

delirious_owl , in Students Show Up to Graduation, Find Commencement Speaker Is an AI Robot
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Was the valedictorian a Palestinian that got replaced again?

reagansrottencorpse , in Students Show Up to Graduation, Find Commencement Speaker Is an AI Robot

Kids in highschool during the pandemic are graduating college now 🤯

Getting old is so weird.

Ephera , in Students Show Up to Graduation, Find Commencement Speaker Is an AI Robot

Man, can you imagine, the meaningless platitudes that are normally said at these ceremonies, but it’s not even a human speaker, but rather an overengineered loudspeaker.

OpenStars ,
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That sucks bro… hey have you considered contributing more to our new AI initiative? We’re heading to the maximum future, today!

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delirious_owl ,
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Meaningless? I’ve listened to some excellent graduation speaches. Chris Hedges comes to mind

Ephera ,

Yeah, I think, we’ll have to agree to disagree on that one. I know, I’m on the extreme side with never having liked such a ceremony. I think, it’s because I simply stop feeling represented with the kind of generic speech you get when addressing more than a dozen people, because I guess, I’m just too special of a snowflake…

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delirious_owl ,
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So we should all shut up and stop calling for an end to genocide because its “generic speech”?

Ephera ,

No, that’s not a generic speech to me. In that case, you’re motivating a specific political issue and trying to convince anyone who’s still on the fence. Contentious political issues have always been excluded from the ceremony speeches I attended.

delirious_owl ,
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Why? That’s kinda their responsibility. Especially now, during a genocide.

Anyone who was speaking at a graduation now and didn’t call for action against the war is failing miserablely

Aussiemandeus ,
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You’re right, what Russia is doing in Ukraine is tantamount to genocide

delirious_owl ,
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Ethnic cleansing*

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