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Oni_eyes ,

Depends, can the Amish get the support of the states with former Mormon bounty laws? That would be a wild mercenary third party

PenisWenisGenius ,

The Mormons control all the salt because Utah. Salt is vitally important in off grid homesteading or something. They’ve already won.

mojofrododojo ,

the amish have a mafia. and reliable post apoc transport.

The mormons won’t know what hit them.

VindictiveJudge ,
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A deeply religious people who control all the salt? Triangle Strategy intensifies.

Roflmasterbigpimp ,
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Armish, because of their fancy hats.

AVincentInSpace ,

Mormons, no question. Unlike the Amish they believe in using technology, and as a bonus, some of the best city planning in America is in Utah

John_McMurray ,

Amish are literally pacifist. Mormons aren’t. I’ve never even saw an Anabaptist who owns a gun, they slaughter animals old style, sharp knife.

psud ,

I doubt assault rifles are acceptable technology for the Amish too.

I wouldn’t put it past the Mormon army to use nukes, but I doubt they need to, and the population density of Amish isn’t going to give us the megadeaths we want from nukes anyway

My money’s still on the Mormons in a conventional fight, especially as the Amish (as you said) are opposed to fighting anyway

Olhonestjim , (edited )

The Mormons even have a nascent arms industry. A bunch of up and coming gun and silencer companies come out of Utah and Idaho.

Finally, the Mormon church has literally 100 billion dollars, impassable mountains with simple chokepoints, trained veterans with combat experience, and zero issues with using the latest technologies.

half_built_pyramids ,

If adirondacks could be weaponized, the Amish would already rule the world

Rentlar ,

UTAHvid-19 vs. OH1o-N1

GBU_28 ,

Mormon for sure. They have the US air force

ICastFist ,
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The amish have a Weird Al song and clip. Easy win for them.

DannyMac ,

We need an epic orchestral version of Amish Paradise like what you’d hear in a trailer!

ResoluteCatnap ,

I heard Mormons are also known as LSD cuz they use so much. Amish going to wipe the floor with them.

Also the Amish have horses

cows_are_underrated ,

I would go for Mormons. It looks like they have a high amount of troops which are relatively close by. This means that you can mobilize big parts of your Army and simply Overrun the first Libes of the Amish defended quite quickly. The Amish troops are quite spread out so help would probably come to late.

Asafum ,

Not entirely sure who would win, but from this map I can see they both clearly hate ocean water/coasts. Mormons seem to be slightly more accepting of it so maybe that gives them an advantage. Adaptation is key to success!

YourPrivatHater ,

The Amish are quite peaceful aren’t they?

Also the Mormons are a sect with all the things, they are a threat to people in general.

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