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ArcaneSlime ,

Mormons hands down, they’re more strapped than you think and have no compunction against modern weapons whereas afaik the amish probably stop somewhere before the 1900s. Plus they could maybe convert some of the Amish (wololo), they’re good at that and the Amish don’t bother.

captainlezbian ,

The Amish are strict pacifists (except in regards to domestic violence) so they can’t even have a sword

ArcaneSlime ,

Yeah they’d get smoked in less than a week lol. TIL

GBU_28 ,

Mormon for sure. They have the US air force

wieson ,

In the first week, the Mormon airforce rises into the air and starts a carpet bombing campaign.

Seemingly, the Amish are destroyed as there are no signs of fighting back. The Mormon missionaries move in to pacify the newly conquered territory. But all the towns are dead and empty.

After two weeks of raising the Mormon flags everywhere, the top brass gets a notice: several Amish towns have sprung up in the hinterlands. Quickly the Mormon army rushes in but all they find are desolated settlements.

General after general gets burn-out from this game of whack-a-mole. The Mormons want a fight but the pacifist Amish aren’t playing along. The Mormon youth gets dissatisfied with their rulers who called then into a war and are not delivering.

On the other side of the curtain, the Amish are not allowed to fight back. They simply leave their homes and rebuild somewhere else, especially in places the Mormon army just left. But some amongst them are of the opinion that, although fighting is strictly prohibited, a few accident should be within the rules.

So the numbers of unexplained explosions in the Mormon homeland start to rise. It’s just the beginning, but the methane tanks on the Amish dairy farms overfloweth.

A Mormon officer suggests arming local cheese lords to get a hold of the situation. Wherever have we seen that before?

verity_kindle ,

Hail the local cheese lords! Welcome to CHEEZDOME

Omega_Man ,

My only proposed time dit: Due to their uncanny ability to construct elaborate building in a single day, the Amish continue constructing full barns and houses at each site.

Asafum ,

Not entirely sure who would win, but from this map I can see they both clearly hate ocean water/coasts. Mormons seem to be slightly more accepting of it so maybe that gives them an advantage. Adaptation is key to success!

DudeImMacGyver ,
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Amish in a sweep, their toughness outweighs mormon tech advantages and let’s not forget their Mennonite buddies.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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Fuck can they run, once

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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The Amish would win but only once

verity_kindle ,

Hey. What happened to Semi-Hemi-DEMIgod? Do you have a top hat, goatee and mustache, but otherwise look exactly like him? Explain yourself! Don’t make me call my barnraisers.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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Kbin is still down :( This is my alt

verity_kindle ,

Oh, ok. Glad you found a way back here to be weird with us.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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I know not how we will fight WW3, but WW4 will be fought with magic underwear and beards with no mustache.

No_Eponym ,
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The Battle of Hyrums.

PenisWenisGenius ,

The Mormons control all the salt because Utah. Salt is vitally important in off grid homesteading or something. They’ve already won.

mojofrododojo ,

the amish have a mafia. and reliable post apoc transport.

The mormons won’t know what hit them.

VindictiveJudge ,
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A deeply religious people who control all the salt? Triangle Strategy intensifies.

DeltaWingDragon ,
@DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

Gonna be like the Vietnam War. High tech powerful army vs low tech actually competent guerrillas. Amish gonna win.

tinfoilhat ,

I’d fight alongside the Amish because they make nice ass furniture. I’ll control the drones while they reload their muskets.

Oni_eyes ,

Depends, can the Amish get the support of the states with former Mormon bounty laws? That would be a wild mercenary third party

abbiistabbii ,
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The Amish are pacifists and the Mormons have been involved in several wars so my bet is on the Mormons.

AVincentInSpace ,

Mormons, no question. Unlike the Amish they believe in using technology, and as a bonus, some of the best city planning in America is in Utah

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