Homie could you imagine Amish Guerrilla Warfare? Those dudes are so down to earth you’d think it was straight up the earth that attacked you. They dont even need GPS to know where they are. Mormons are gonna need some huge advantage other than their thug stratagem to beat the Amish Will.
The Amish knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t. By subtracting where it is from where it isn’t, or where it isn’t from where it is (whichever is greater)…
BREAKING NEWS: The Mormon Mountain Coalition has airdropped over a dozen aircraft carriers into the middle of Pennsylvania farmlands. The Amish Agrarian Alliance vows retaliation
Friendly reminder to be noncredible. Don’t actually attack other people for their religious beliefs. If you don’t have a funny take, and you’re just here to spread hate, maybe shut the fuck up instead 👍
I don’t think Mormons have shunned tech, have they? So Mormons.
Also
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I had no idea it was so prevalent outside of the US.
Mormons are Scientologists next door neighbors. Cuckoo people with magic underwear and a special guy who got the TRUTH (trust me, bro) and wrote it all down while no one was looking.
They live in the same compound, their kids go to the same creche, the only difference is one's Kool aid is science flavored and the other's is religion flavored.
Yes, because in-breeding and rape are a great insurance policy…
Edit: For the idiots downvoting— The Amish have a really, really big problem in their communities with these things, and try to sweep them under the rug, just like all religious fucks. Sorry you can’t handle truth and reality. And if you downvoted because you’re Amish…what the fuck are you doing online in the first place?
Can you read? We’re talking about Amish. Though the Mormons (regardless of offshoot or rogue denomination) have a history of rape and abuse, too. Religious fuckheads always do.
I think I gotta hand it to the Amish on this one. I’ve seen how quickly they can build a barn. Imagine how quickly they could fortify a front. The Mormons just don’t have that capability. Not to mention the Mormon limited selection of hot drinks to drink on the cold bitter front. It would make it far more difficult to fight that war.
Amish 100% because most sects allow for machinery in construction so long as it’s not on the property is necessary and proceeds benefit the community. You’ll see Amish construction workers doing wheelies in skid steers off property.
Plus I don’t really think many people know about or separate mennonites from Amish and that they’re allowed most forms of technology but dress similarly and live in similar dwellings in similar settings.