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eco ,

The Mormons have $182 billion in investments (that excludes operating assets). Just their stocks/mutual funds/etc. exceed $50 billion.

They could buy 14 aircraft carriers or 1,776 F-35s.

nuke OP ,

BREAKING NEWS: The Mormon Mountain Coalition has airdropped over a dozen aircraft carriers into the middle of Pennsylvania farmlands. The Amish Agrarian Alliance vows retaliation

psud ,

They also have control over a state and probably its national guard sorry, too credible

cows_are_underrated ,

I would go for Mormons. It looks like they have a high amount of troops which are relatively close by. This means that you can mobilize big parts of your Army and simply Overrun the first Libes of the Amish defended quite quickly. The Amish troops are quite spread out so help would probably come to late.

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

didn’t the amish already win, and that’s why the mormons had to leave and go out west?

carl_dungeon ,

I’ll take the Amish, they’re humanity’s insurance policy.

turtlepower , (edited )

Yes, because in-breeding and rape are a great insurance policy…

Edit: For the idiots downvoting— The Amish have a really, really big problem in their communities with these things, and try to sweep them under the rug, just like all religious fucks. Sorry you can’t handle truth and reality. And if you downvoted because you’re Amish…what the fuck are you doing online in the first place?

harrys_balzac ,

I think you’re confusing them with the FLDS and rural Mormons.

turtlepower ,

Can you read? We’re talking about Amish. Though the Mormons (regardless of offshoot or rogue denomination) have a history of rape and abuse, too. Religious fuckheads always do.

mean_bean279 ,

I think I gotta hand it to the Amish on this one. I’ve seen how quickly they can build a barn. Imagine how quickly they could fortify a front. The Mormons just don’t have that capability. Not to mention the Mormon limited selection of hot drinks to drink on the cold bitter front. It would make it far more difficult to fight that war.

Makeitstop ,

Now I want to see the Amish and the Romans trying to out-build each other on a battlefield.

Madison420 ,

Amish 100% because most sects allow for machinery in construction so long as it’s not on the property is necessary and proceeds benefit the community. You’ll see Amish construction workers doing wheelies in skid steers off property.

Plus I don’t really think many people know about or separate mennonites from Amish and that they’re allowed most forms of technology but dress similarly and live in similar dwellings in similar settings.

half_built_pyramids ,

If adirondacks could be weaponized, the Amish would already rule the world

ironhydroxide ,

The mor(m)ons would.

They use technology, and have an insanely huge bankroll.

frezik ,

It’s one of the rare examples that’s almost the opposite of a population heat map.

Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Anyone got $7? This question is actually testable.

Rentlar ,

UTAHvid-19 vs. OH1o-N1

FiniteBanjo ,

I’m in the firm belief that Amish are crazy but harmless.

Mormons are not that. Mormons are a modern organization, and one that is ruthless and demanding of its followers, and with funding to spare.

bizarroland ,

Mormons are Scientologists next door neighbors. Cuckoo people with magic underwear and a special guy who got the TRUTH (trust me, bro) and wrote it all down while no one was looking.

They live in the same compound, their kids go to the same creche, the only difference is one's Kool aid is science flavored and the other's is religion flavored.

turtlepower ,

Science fiction flavored*

YourPrivatHater ,

The Amish are quite peaceful aren’t they?

Also the Mormons are a sect with all the things, they are a threat to people in general.

itslilith ,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Mormons, it will be a short war but a long and bloody flight, and some Amish resistance cells will operate for decades after

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