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CitizenKong ,

Wow, he really wants to go with the “childless” thing, huh? Should go over swimmingly with Millenials and Gen Z that can’t afford to have children anymore.

FlyingSquid ,
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He just wants Millennials to be the happy and proud parent Trump is of his children- Ivanka, Don Jr., Derek, Barron, and he doesn’t have any other daughters.

bitchkat ,

He probably knows their names as well as you.

FlyingSquid ,
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I’m not so sure of that. Unlike him, I know Tiffany Trump exists.

bitchkat ,

Yes but what about Eric?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You mean Derek? Donald’s third-favorite son he forgets about? Yes, Donald Trump is very aware of his third son who he knows is definitely named Derek.

Tylerdurdon ,

This guy is hilarious! He’s gonna drop a solid gaffe bomb soon enough and Drumph won’t know what to do.

modifier ,

I’m trying to imagine what would even register as a gaffe at this point, discernable from the cosmic background dumpster-fire of Trump’s campaign

APassenger ,

He may get dropped, I think.

We’re in move, counter-move territory after Biden dropped out and everything coalesced behind Harris.

FlyingSquid ,
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I don’t know, if Trump drops him, that looks a lot worse for Trump than it did Biden dropping out for Harris. There haven’t been months and months and months of people on both sides saying Biden is unfit for another term.

APassenger ,

You may be right. Where I am is this:

  • Trump NEEDS to win (for his own purposes)
  • Vance has a lot of connections to Project 2025
  • Project 2025 may doom Trump’s run

If the race starts to separate, Trump is not loyal. He just requires it of others. And he’s been rather successful with persuading others to view his treatment as unfair.

Edit: formatting

interdimensionalmeme ,

Also Appalachians are rising up to shit in his face

Snapz ,

Living in sin… No attachments, just these journalists and their sexy spouses - their Lazy Boys and their Ashleys.

Chef ,

“Why do these sexy couches keep seducing me??” - Jumbo Douche Vance

Snapz ,

And since it’s republicans, we haven’t even acknowledged that these are all underaged couches, still well within their warranties with a lot of life and promise ahead of them… That is until old "Just Do (it with couches) Vance shows up…

Yeller_king ,

Even if that’s true, being able to navigate the media environment is a job requirement for politicians.

He sucks so bad at this.

Blackmist ,

If that’s actually true, maybe don’t attack the people who will be reporting on what you say?

I’m not an expert in PR training, but this seems like it would be pretty early in the lessons.

rsuri ,

Obsession with childless adults? Hmm, I think I know which major Republican donor recommended him to Trump…

usualsuspect191 ,

While he’s just an adultless child

NegativeInf ,

He wants to ensure that all children have children. His type is couches, dolphins, and little girls.

Klear ,

His type is couches, dolphins, and little girls.

That’s unfair of you to say. The first one is confirmed to be a hoax.

BigFatNips ,

But he admitted it. He even went on the “Sectional Healing” podcast. His favorite type of couch to fuck is a chaise btw

yetAnotherUser ,

No it’s not. So far, no one has been able to disprove that Vance fucked a couch.

Bytemeister ,

A technicality, it was actually a love seat.

some_guy ,

I’m a childless adult. I’m such a terrible person. I worship the devil and I kill people. What are you gonna do about it? My cats are literally tiny Satans.

Actually, they fucking rock. Best kitties in the world.

Bytemeister , (edited )

Fellow childless adult here. Partner and I want kids, but we can’t bear to bring a person into this world where the climate is fucked, reaganomics has ruined the middle class, and restrictive reproductive healthcare laws make pregnancy a huge risk.

JD Vance wants to bitch about childless adults, but he and his ilk are causing us to abstain from having kids.

blarth ,

What is wrong with the MAGA goobers? Is this really the hill they want to die on?

tiefling ,

They want Gileon

dohpaz42 ,
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Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:

www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/

Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”

TheRealKuni ,

Okay I’m super out of the loop, where did the couchfucker thing come from?

naught ,

There was a Twitter post claiming he wrote in his book that he fucked couch cushions as a younger lad. It is (as far as we know) not true, however it caught like wildfire and is now a certified dank meme

cook_pass_babtridge ,

Vance faced an onslaught of bad press, as many commentators—including Harris’ step-daughter, Taylor Swift fans, Democratic officials, actor Jennifer Aniston, and several conservative women pundits—decried his comment.

My reading comprehension must be pretty bad because for a second it sounded like Taylor Swift was Kamala Harris’ step daughter.

Omgboom ,

He’s really proud that he found a woman who will let him raw dog

242 ,

You know what else is childless? All the couches he’s been humping. What a hypocrite. Sheesh.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

I dunno, I’ve seen some chairs and loveseats that look too much like their couches to be a coincidence. We might need to get Maury involved here.

RBWells ,

That is pretty funny, actually. It’s such an old-timey insult. He is basically calling them spinsters. I can’t imagine this will catch on.

MonkderVierte ,

Maybe tax the rich, so normal people can afford children.

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