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RBWells ,

That is pretty funny, actually. It’s such an old-timey insult. He is basically calling them spinsters. I can’t imagine this will catch on.

FlyingSquid ,
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Why on Earth does he think this is a good strategy?

CitizenKong ,

Wow, he really wants to go with the “childless” thing, huh? Should go over swimmingly with Millenials and Gen Z that can’t afford to have children anymore.

FlyingSquid ,
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He just wants Millennials to be the happy and proud parent Trump is of his children- Ivanka, Don Jr., Derek, Barron, and he doesn’t have any other daughters.

I_Clean_Here ,

What a neckbeard

Treczoks ,

I interpret this as “he wants even more bad press, this time from pissed-off journalists”.

Snapz ,

Living in sin… No attachments, just these journalists and their sexy spouses - their Lazy Boys and their Ashleys.

Stern ,
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Unlike him and his wife, Couchela.

242 ,

You know what else is childless? All the couches he’s been humping. What a hypocrite. Sheesh.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

I dunno, I’ve seen some chairs and loveseats that look too much like their couches to be a coincidence. We might need to get Maury involved here.

sarcasticsunrise ,
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Hell yeah JD!!! That’s my boy! Keep giving us this motivational locker room talk, you’re the gift that keeps on giving! Keep cooking (yourself) King. You’re kinda mainlining the LGBTQ stuff to the point that it’s stale, maybe alienate some minorities next go round, that’d be SICK

d00phy ,

With all his focus of who does and doesn’t have kids, I feel like there’s a good “precious bodily fluids” joke to be made here.

Nuke_the_whales ,

🎶 every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed, in your neighborhood. 🎶

FlyingSquid ,
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I hear he left a lot of precious bodily fluids in his couch.

Tylerdurdon ,

This guy is hilarious! He’s gonna drop a solid gaffe bomb soon enough and Drumph won’t know what to do.

modifier ,

I’m trying to imagine what would even register as a gaffe at this point, discernable from the cosmic background dumpster-fire of Trump’s campaign

APassenger ,

He may get dropped, I think.

We’re in move, counter-move territory after Biden dropped out and everything coalesced behind Harris.

FlyingSquid ,
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I don’t know, if Trump drops him, that looks a lot worse for Trump than it did Biden dropping out for Harris. There haven’t been months and months and months of people on both sides saying Biden is unfit for another term.

Lexam ,

The only people against circular reasoning are those it doesn’t work for.

solsangraal ,

it’s not a random thing to demonize people for the simple choice to not have kids. corporate greedlords have been shitting their pants over the declining birthrate because less kids means less money for them. no matter who’s paying to raise a kid–parents or taxpayers–that money isn’t spent on kids that don’t exist, and every industry suffers for it: food, medical, gas, clothing–everything

so if you already felt bad about not having kids, the goal is to make you hate yourself even more, and make having kids an even higher priority in your life. it seems like it should be about more than money, but for republicans it’s absolutely not.

shalafi ,

corporate greedlords have been shitting their pants over the declining birthrate

Imma need a source on that one. But yeah, a shrinking tax base and aging population is bad mojo.

solsangraal , (edited )

i don’t know about “scientific” studies about coporate panic, but there’s plenty of ink spilt

convergencemag.com/…/whos-afraid-of-the-lower-bir…

But with stable or falling populations, economic stagnation, such as that which afflicted Japan for a decade, limits opportunities to profit. And establishment think tanks worry about how to fund Social Security without taxing the rich.

LOL

medium.com/…/boomers-panic-as-birth-rates-continu…

investmentmonitor.ai/…/population-panic-low-birth…

www.cnn.com/2024/06/25/investing/…/index.html

theguardian.com/…/the-baby-bust-how-britains-fall…

economist.com/…/can-the-rich-world-escape-its-bab…

they use words like crisis, panic, catastrophe, etc. – it’s all to scare people into thinking the world is going to implode unless everyone starts furiously having babies. the world isn’t going to implode from fewer babies. profits will go down. that’s it.

edit: also-- “shrinking tax base”–fuck that. tax the fucking rich

dohpaz42 ,
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Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:

www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/

Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”

Nougat ,

This really smacks of "bloodlines."

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