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Justice Clarence Thomas misses Supreme Court arguments

The conservative justice was not present for oral arguments on Monday, but the court did not provide a reason why.

Conservative Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas was not present at the court for oral arguments on Monday, with the court giving no reason for his absence.

Chief Justice John Roberts said in court that Thomas “is not on the bench today” but would “participate fully” in the two cases being argued based on the briefs and transcripts.

A court spokeswoman had no further information.

Thomas, 75, is the eldest of the nine justices. The court has a 6-3 conservative majority.

3volver ,

The supreme court system is flawed and gives 9 individuals way too much power over the future of our country. I didn’t vote for any of them, neither did anyone else, and before anyone tells me “tHeY’Re ApPoinTed by PrEsidenT” just fuck off and know that you’re a part of the problem.

ImADifferentBird ,
@ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Live your life in such a way that, when you take a sick day from work, half the country doesn’t hope it means you’re dead.

Bluefalcon ,

Please be dead, 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

jas0n ,

How do you upvote twice?

Bluefalcon ,

By wishing on a star.

BKXcY86CHs2k8Coz ,

And rubbing a pubic hair on the rim of a coke can

iheartneopets ,

Imagine losing him AND OJ in the same week. That would be one of the first purely good things to happen since, like, before 2020, at least.

audiomodder ,

He doesn’t need to hear arguments. He’s already decided how he’s voting based on the vacation offers he’s received

billwashere ,

I really wish this WEREN’T true.

Tujio ,

“I don’t need to hear the arguments! Just tell me how that sonofabitch Brenner voted and I’ll vote against him!”

LEDZeppelin ,

Hope for the best

Jimmyeatsausage ,

For Thomas or the rest of us?

Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Sad when the best hope we have for our country is for the villains bogging it down to just have a random heart attack or something.

Not breaking out the champagne or fireworks quite yet, but they’re definitely on standby.

AbouBenAdhem ,

He’s striking for higher pay.

RizzRustbolt ,

He missed his chance for a better offer already.

ryan213 ,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

He’s gone yachting.

gedaliyah ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

God, I hope he’s retiring.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You guys are all speculating that he’s dead. I’m thinking Harlan Crow was getting frisky and had Clarence get out the knee pads.

LEDZeppelin ,

Let’s pray

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dear Lord. Please let it be cancer. Amen.

MamboGator ,
@MamboGator@lemmy.world avatar

Cancer is too survivable. But even if he was already dead, they’d probably do a Weekend at Bernie’s to keep him on the bench until another republican is president.

bradorsomething ,

Let’s not get excited, sometimes a totally-not-a-bribe has to be picked up right now.

Also there might have been porn on somewhere.

eran_morad ,

Is he dead yet?

anarchrist ,

I sure hope he was picking up that sweet fuckwagon from John Oliver.

Cosmos7349 ,

I think this is the better outcome rather than him being dead. For no other reason than that it’d be absolutely hilarious.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

No, being dead would be the absolute best outcome. Then the Dems could seat a nominee so it wouldn’t matter who won the election.

anarchrist ,

In order to claim the motorcoach, he has to resign.

Cosmos7349 ,

Owait is there a political difference between resigning and dying?

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Well, if he dies he must be replaced.

If he resigns Republicans will use the fact that he is alive to say he would want to pick his successor or some other bullshit that would dominate the news because they always focus in controversy.

TropicalDingdong ,
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