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ohellidk , in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

Elon’s such a creep!

EndOfLine , in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"
@EndOfLine@lemmy.world avatar

Threatening to impregnate a woman is not a good tactic for a man who is currently fighting a sexual harassment.

skvlp OP ,

Not at all.

AbidanYre ,

He didn’t even offer a horse.

meeeeetch ,

Maybe he’s offering to let her adopt one of his estranged children.

kmartburrito ,

Which one? §§€ππ√π or ®°•[||||]¢?

SpaceNoodle ,

Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–

kmartburrito ,

Thank you for giving me the first belly laugh of my day. 🤣

GTKashi ,

Good ol’ Bobby Tables

SkybreakerEngineer ,

One who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player

someguy3 ,

Wasn’t there supposed to be a cage match?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I would, but I promised myself I masturbated enough times today.

bazus1 ,

Live your truth, friend. At least you have tomorrow’s first shot locked and loaded.

werefreeatlast ,

At least you’re not giving anyone a child from all that activity. I’m proud of you, keep at it! Together we can!.. master bate separately.

skvlp OP ,

I don’t think it would come to that. Travis could give Elon a good stare and I’m sure Musky would just whimper away.

tipicaldik ,

and slip in his own piss puddle on the way out…

CitizenKong ,

He chickened out of fighting Zuckerberg as well, who does Judo and is also a robot.

Jax ,

Stop, I can only get so erect

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’d pay good money to see Travis Kelce run a play on Elon Musk

ChaoticEntropy , in Republicans threaten a government shutdown unless Congress makes it harder to vote
@ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk avatar

Why break the habit of a lifetime.

Hello_there , in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

Just imagine the impact if she took her accounts to pixelfed / mastadon. You'd get all the fans to follow her.
Hell, she could create her own server and be immediately one of the most popular in the network.

BarrierWithAshes ,
@BarrierWithAshes@fedia.io avatar

She would have to make her own server. She would overwhelm and destroy those sites.

homesweethomeMrL ,

She would have to make her own server.

THAT. Is genius.

lemmy.swifties,io or whatever. Yes.

SpaceNoodle ,

OP suggested @swiftie.world and OP is right

Beacon ,

Bluesky is the new twitter

acosmichippo ,
@acosmichippo@lemmy.world avatar

the new twitter is wherever the critical mass of users go. so far that is nowhere.

Beacon , (edited )

That place is Bluesky

https://techcrunch.com/2024/09/03/bluesky-continues-to-soar-adding-2m-more-new-users-in-a-matter-of-days/

cygnus ,
@cygnus@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah but that’s just Brazilians. It’s great if you want a bunch of “huehuehue”, I suppose.

Hello_there ,

Sanic

Beacon , (edited )

It's not just Brazilians, read the article

Quote:

"downloads outside Brazil also rose by 584%"

"In terms of absolute downloads, countries that saw the most installs outside Brazil included the U.S., Portugal, the U.K., Canada and Spain."

whyNotSquirrel ,
@whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works avatar

well if there was 2 download before it means that now it’s 12 download

radiohead37 ,

You can also see long strings of kkkkkk

mosiacmango , (edited )

Twitter had something like 500 million users at its peak, and is likely still In the high 300s/low 400s.

Adding 2 million out of the projected 20 million Brazilian twitter users still isn’t it. Twitter is still where the critical mass is, just maybe not for Brazil due to external factors.

skvlp OP , (edited )

taylor @swiftie.world? None of her fans would find it confusing to choose which server to sign up to.

Z3k3 , (edited ) in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

Put this in s thread showing the tweet

So I saw this first but this will be because of her endorsement announcement. No doubt this will be the top hit on Twatter if you search her name

Kind of like how here in the UK thanks to moggies stunt you can’t see tht he actually lied to parliament due to a sea of results of him being memed fo lieing on the bench in parliament

Looks like it’s working

ceenote , in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

Keep talking, dumbass. Let’s see how many swifties you can make turn out.

hopesdead , in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"
@hopesdead@startrek.website avatar

What is the goal here?

poo , in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"
@poo@lemmy.world avatar

What a gross weirdo. Belongs in prison.

son_named_bort , in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

What a creep

CmdrShepard , in Spotty redactions and public records reveal names of deputies in California's case against Los Angeles County D.A. advisor

So, if I understand this correctly, this woman is being sued by the state if California for making a list of bad cops using knowledge that she may have obtained prior to her working for the DA’s office? Isn’t that fucking special. What are they going to do about the bad cops?

gAlienLifeform OP ,
@gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world avatar

Close, but she’s not being sued, she’s actually being criminally prosecuted on six felony charges

Isn’t that fucking special.

In-fucking-deed it is

What are they going to do about the bad cops?

They all already got a variety of punishments (generally not harsh enough imo, but their conduct runs all the way from rigging an intramural athletic competition to driving drunk with a loaded firearm, so it’s a bit of a complicated picture and worth reading the full article for those details). She was looking them up after the fact so the prosecutor’s office she works for now (Los Angeles county) didn’t call on them to testify in court (or, if they had to call them for whatever reason, so her office knew to let defense attorneys know about this as theoretically required under the Brady opinion (but exactly what things are Brady material and what can be ignored is something attorneys will be fighting over until the end of time and something I believe LA county and the CA attorney general have argued over in recent history)).

don , in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

I could park entire aircraft carriers in the cavities inside whatever is supposed to be that weird fucker’s brain.

Rooskie91 , in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

Is that how he approaches women? “Ay girl you look like I could put a baby in you.”

harrys_balzac ,

He probably does. He is just as deluded and narcissistic as his new BFF, T****.

piefedderatedd , in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

It is not about high time to get Ellen Musk behind bars and give all their belongings to the poor ?

jpreston2005 , in Video shows officers dragged [NFL Star] Tyreek Hill out of his car after he put his window back up

Everyone here gobblin up this rich domestic abusers BS just because the other party is a cop 🙄

Keeping your heavily tinted window rolled down during a traffic stop is not an unreasonable request. Dude’s driving a $300k car and acting like an asshole to someone just doing their job. gimme a break. There are actual instances of racist police overreach that we aren’t paying enough attention to. This isn’t one of them.

newthrowaway20 , (edited ) in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

There’s that all too familiar breeding kink of his

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