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PrincessLeiasCat , in Texas judge decides Texas is a perfectly good venue for X to sue Media Matters

Fuck Texas.

Source: I live in Texas. Well, ‘live’ is a kind way to say that I inhabit the state. It’s more like I just kind of exist there in perpetual anger and frustration.

Randomgal , in Trump Did Not Realize His Town Hall Was a Town Hall Until He Got Up On Stage: ‘Why Doesn’t Someone Tell Me This Stuff?’

Bro wtf my bf on fentanyl is more lucid than this guy.

Lets_Eat_Grandma ,

I think he’s really weird.

FartsWithAnAccent , in Black Trump supporter claims he was called a ‘slave’ by right-wing organization he was canvassing for
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HE can’t BELIEVE leopards ate HIS face!

Halcyon , in Reports that Capri Sun is phasing out pouches for bottles is ruining childhoods everywhere
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circuitfarmer , in Elon Musk has voted by mail despite attacking the option ‘insane,’ records show
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He’s weird.

DMBFFF , in Donald Trump threatens to imprison Mark Zuckerburg for 'rest of his life' if 'he does anything illegal' over election
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If it would be a life sentence, then Zuckerburg might as well assassinate him.

(note: this is hypothetical, I’m not advocating Trump’s assassination, I much prefer he win less than 40% of the popular vote and less than 200 EVs, and that he runs again for President in 2028, 2032, and 2036)

realcaseyrollins OP ,

IDK I do not want to see Trump running in 2028, 2032, 2036. I may be voting for him for his policies, but I am growing weary of his rhetoric and antics and am ready to move past him and get to whatever the future of the GOP is going to be. Especially if it’s not MAGA.

nforminvasion ,

You’re a fucking fascist then

realcaseyrollins OP ,

Nuh uh, I’m waiting for marriage

jetliswar ,

What kind of policies are you refering to? Im curious

realcaseyrollins OP ,

Lower taxes, increasing oil production, stronger negotiations with world powers, securing the border, etc.

circuitfarmer , in ‘Could Have Been The Parents’: Trump Tries to Shift Blame For Campaigning At Arlington Scandal, Claims Was a ‘Setup’
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What a weird little man.

Cephalotrocity , in Trump Did Not Realize His Town Hall Was a Town Hall Until He Got Up On Stage: ‘Why Doesn’t Someone Tell Me This Stuff?’

Some people call him a stable genious. He passed a cognitive test don’t you know. Man, Woman, TV, Camera, Lights.

At this rate, in 2 months his campaign slogan will be ‘meep’

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Some people call him a stable genious.

Some call him the gangster of dumb

DogPeePoo ,

Some people call him Mo Lester

athairmor ,

‘Cause he reeks of pompousness of Trump

davidgro ,

(among other things)

AngryCommieKender ,

Cause he’s a grifter

entropicdrift ,
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A word-twister,

A campaign fund lifter

RamblingPanda ,

He takes his pictures on some graves

solidgrue ,
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.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
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Waaa waaaa

not_woody_shaw ,

Grab em by the peach tree

DoctorWhookah ,

Some people call him Les Reece

arockinyourshoe ,
bisby ,

Person woman man camera TV

Cephalotrocity ,

lol I was pretty close considering I was just pointing out it was a string of things he was seeing at that moment. A game of “I Spy with my little eye” in real time.

SkunkWorkz ,
RamblingPanda ,

Ok, but this is a direct quote. Oh holy … what a time to be alive.

FlyingSquid , in 'Ants are everywhere': Labour MP's tenants reveal state of flats
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dwemthy ,

Thants

snausagesinablanket , in Blood puddles, mold, tainted meat, bugs: Boar’s Head inspections are horrifying
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Its so much easier and safe to make your own lunch meats that I don’t get the appeal of Deli meats. My Roast Beef has 3 ingredients. The meat itself along with salt and pepper and I only buy it when under $5 a pound. Recipe is stupid easy. 375°F 20 minutes a pound. Bake uncovered. Once out of the oven, cover it for 20 minutes, then let it cool off before putting it in the fridge overnight where it will tighten back up. Turkey breast is self explained because the only ingredient is turkey breast that you bake yourself. Skip all the bologna, salami, pepperoni, olive loaf, etc. and anything with nitrates. all of your own deli meat can be cooked, then froze again to use later when meat isn’t on sale.

would_be_appreciated ,

Most things are pretty easy. One problem is having the time to do literally everything yourself. The other is deciding whether that time spent doing optional tasks is worth the time not spent doing more meaningful activities.

dylanmorgan ,

Also, there’s a not-insignificant number of people who have a fridge (at least a tiny one) but no oven.

Wrench ,

And wanting to eat the same thing for a week+ because making it in quantities that’s worth the time means that’s taking a lot of fridge / freezer space

acosmichippo ,
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Turkey breast is self explained because the only ingredient is turkey breast that you bake yourself.

eh you’ve gotta at least dry brine it.

DMBFFF , in ‘Fascists’: Jack White threatens to sue Trump campaign over use of music
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I’m opposed to most copyright laws.

BigMacHole , in Trump Did Not Realize His Town Hall Was a Town Hall Until He Got Up On Stage: ‘Why Doesn’t Someone Tell Me This Stuff?’

LOL you guys have TDS LOL! Imagine if this was DEMENTIA JOE on stage you wouldn’t even CARE!

FlyingSquid OP ,
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It’s specifically that I did care which is why I’m glad he dropped out. Are you really not aware that’s a big reason Harris has such popularity?

Nurse_Robot ,

Check the history, they’re a specific kind of troll. I read every post from them with an implied /s

Lets_Eat_Grandma ,

When someone isn’t even on the ballot you usually don’t care. There’s less than six months left on his term. It’s really weird to bring the president up at this point, just like dumpy tries to rant about him as an opponent even though he’s been out for many weeks now.

If Harris was acting like she was incoherent in most speeches i’d start worrying but so far that hasn’t been the case. Dumpy has been incoherent for the better part of a year, if not way longer. I think his fans either ignore his speeches or are so weird that they can’t think critically, there’s just no other rationale.

FrostyTheDoo ,

Says the guy obsessing over a candidate that’s no longer even running. You must have BiDeN DeRaNgEmEnT SyNdRoMe XD XD

Gorram_Reavers ,

You poor, dumb little Trumper. Must be scary being so stupid but that’s still no excuse for being an ignorant little fuck stain.

WatDabney ,

Why do you people RANDOMLY scatter ALL caps words through EVERYTHING you write?

Is it SOME sort of Pavlovian THING? Like you see a SENTENCE with a random assortment OF all caps words, and THAT says to you that IT’S the kind of FAKE truth you PREFER?

TachyonTele ,

They’re doing a boomer novelty account thing.

DmMacniel ,
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They don’t know markdown to make stuff stand out, so they have to resort to FULLCAPS.

Ioughttamow ,

Stay mad bro, it’s all you have. That and Vance cumshots i guess

GeekFTW ,

Aww little buddy’s getting all them big feels out, so adorable! Good job champ.

aniki ,

Don’t worry fam, Biden won’t get a single vote.

TachyonTele ,

Your schtick works better when you put a joke in there.

MyOpinion , in Trump Did Not Realize His Town Hall Was a Town Hall Until He Got Up On Stage: ‘Why Doesn’t Someone Tell Me This Stuff?’

So weird that he does not know what he is doing.

BigMacHole , in Texas judge decides Texas is a perfectly good venue for X to sue Media Matters

I’m sure the Republicans who claim we need Guns to Protect Ourselves Against Tyranny will be LOUD and ANGRY about Elon Musk shopping for a Judge who stands to GAIN MONEY if he Rules in Elons favor!

collapse_already , in Reports that Capri Sun is phasing out pouches for bottles is ruining childhoods everywhere

But the original package seems like such an efficient way to injest micro-plastics. I hope the bottles have the annoying safety rings that are hard for people to open because they probably also produce micro-plastics.

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