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SuperCub , in US Considers a Rare Antitrust Move: Breaking Up Google

Too good to be true! There’s a lot of monopolies. Please do Amazon too.

treadful , in The Untold Hunt for a Sex Trafficker
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“No subtlety about it,” DeBarber said. “His picture looks like if I go into my bathroom and I turn off the lights and I look in the mirror and I say ‘moist’ three times.”

That dudes going probably to prison for most of the rest of his life but I bet this hurts more.

rhythmisaprancer , in Elon Musk went judge shopping in ad lawsuit and didn’t get the judge he wanted
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I want him to get Mike Judge.

FuglyDuck ,
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Judge Dredd.

Aurenkin ,

Supreme Court: Do you know how long it’s been since we had an actual judge in here?

Dredd: Well… you’ve got one now.

MeekerThanBeaker ,

Judge Reinhold…

…as Detective Billy Rosewood from the Beverly Hills Cop quadrilogy.

swab148 ,
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Judge Stone from Night Court

Furbag , in Locking up items to deter shoplifting is pushing shoppers online

If something is locked behind plexiglass at a store, I simply won’t buy it. The few times I have because I was desperate for it and didn’t want/couldn’t wait for the online shipping, I always had to stand there in the aisle awkwardly waiting for an overworked employee who probably wasn’t getting paid enough to come unlock it for me. Feels bad and just makes me want to buy online every time rather than waste a trip to CVS or Home Depot or wherever they’re locking shit up now.

glorkon , in Elon Musk draws fire for playing down impact of America’s atomic bombing of Japan: ‘Not as scary as people think’

He’s gonna run for president some time in the future, mark my words. And he’s gonna be a lot worse than Trump.

ChairmanMeow ,
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He can’t right? Born in South-Africa, so he’s ineligible.

Schmuppes ,

Wasn’t 44 born in Kenya or something?

ChairmanMeow ,
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Hawaii. Close enough for some though.

AHemlocksLie ,

A bunch of racist assholes made that claim while Obama was in office, but they notably never produced even the tiniest shred of evidence that it was even a possibility.

So no. He wasn’t born in Kenya.

Schmuppes ,

Oh, I see.

nomous ,

This is the problem with misinformation and low information voters. Shits been a decade and you still thought he was born in Kenya?

Do you actually follow any news sources at all?

Schmuppes ,

Alright I’ll come clean: I knew he was born in Hawaii all along.

SeaJ ,

Wouldn’t matter if he was (he was born in Hawai’i). His mother was American and he automatically was. Elon’s father and mother are South African.

ours ,

That would count on the Supreme Court not to mess with this for a Republican candidate.

Hildegarde , in Locking up items to deter shoplifting is pushing shoppers online

The stores that lock up their products are also the stores that don’t enough employees to unlock the cases. The problem isn’t shoplifting the problem is under-staffing.

It’s hard to shoplift in a store that is fully staffed.

JimSamtanko , in Racism Is Why Trump Is So Popular

Duh.

Etterra , in Death Valley's scorching heat kills second man this summer

It sounds like he was suffering heat-related delirium and should have been prevented from leaving and trying to drive. Most people are unconfrontational though, and may not have even realized what they were seeing, symptomatically.

But as we keep having to remind people, it’s Death fucking Valley. Death is literally there in the name. If you don’t come prepared then ya pays yer nickel and takes yer chances.

lemmeout , in Elon Musk draws fire for playing down impact of America’s atomic bombing of Japan: ‘Not as scary as people think’

It clear most here didn’t listen to the steam. There is a lot of bullshit in that stream. But this barely meets the bar.

Trump was on the coal and oil train and Elon was basically trying to convince Trump that nuclear power is not as risky as people make it out to be. He even refuted Trump’s claim that the land in Fukushima and other nuclear disasters will be inhabitable for 1000+ years. His example may have been in poor taste, but not like the headlines make it out to be.

P.S. In 2024, is there already not enough material from these two dipshits that the news sites still have to take things out of context for clicks?

LordCrom , in Locking up items to deter shoplifting is pushing shoppers online

Maybe a 10 pack of razor blades shouldn’t cost 30 dollars. Then they wouldn’t have to lock them up.

Etterra , in Mob of teens destroys car and brutally beats driver in downtown Los Angeles

JFC I’ve read about interactions with wild baboons that were less savage and destructive than these fucking teenagers were, holy shit.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

I’ve read about interactions with wild people from the internet that were less racist and destructive than this fucking comment was, holy shit.

TransplantedSconie , in As immigration angers a north Alabama town, residents seek solutions ‘without all the racial slurs’

Well, one can’t say that they tried because they didn’t.

Honestly…they “have smells to them”? Jesus fucking christ people.

Enkers ,

And they’re right. But goddamn, so do you, asshole. You’re just used to your own stank. People eat different foods, they sweat, they smell, they’re meat machines. Get over it.

Open up your brain to experiences outside your tiniest of bubbles, Alabama. Sheesh.

Boxscape , (edited )
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And they’re right. But goddamn, so do you, asshole. You’re just used to your own stank.

Alabama random:
https://media1.tenor.com/m/D_W-uUEy88kAAAAC/matrix-morpheus.gif

Enkers:
https://img.memegenerator.net/instances/50699241.jpg

😏

SkunkWorkz ,
some_guy ,

My mother told me that my father went vegetarian for a year or so (when I was a little kid) and that his dirty laundry smelled different from the rest of the family.

FlyingSquid ,
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Is the smell Haitian food because they’re cooking a lot of Haitian food? Because I’d be cool with that.

MediaBiasFactChecker Bot , in IDF uses Gazan civilians as human shields to inspect potentially booby-trapped tunnels
Etterra , in Boaters in Florida find 56 pounds of barnacle-covered cocaine

Barnacles: I LOVE COCAINE!

Treczoks , in Elon Musk draws fire for playing down impact of America’s atomic bombing of Japan: ‘Not as scary as people think’

There is a reason people call them Weird. Anyone who calls the death of hundreds of thousands of people “not as scary as people think” needs their heads examined. And with those two, I would not mind if that would be perfomed in the autopsy department.

barsquid ,

Simply flee the country on a private jet or crawl into your billion-dollar bunker and the blast cannot impact you, what’s the problem? It’s only going to kill hundreds of thousands of poors, NBD.

Wait, that’s the old tech… it’s only going to kill millions of poors, NBD.

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