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tourist , in One and done: Michael Phelps calls for a lifetime ban for anyone who's caught doping
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What was that videogame, where if they caught you hacking, they wouldn’t ban you, they’d just put you in lobbies with other hackers?

Imagine having an olympics where all the caught dopers compete against each other.

But they’d probably, like, die or some shit. I’ll have to rethink this when I’m in my morning zone.

Northern Lights is a great strain yall

BallsandBayonets ,

If they over-dope to compete in the dopers olympics and die as a result, that’s not any different than driving without a seatbelt or motorcycling without a helmet and dying as a result. If you don’t want to risk death you can just not be stupid.

Chee_Koala ,

True, I think a doping league is something we could try. We just have a year or 2 of ONLY doping league, then open the clean league and have 100 % controls. But not all doping is testable, currently…

Nuerion ,
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TexasDrunk ,

I don’t care about the Olympics themselves (I think they’re important, I am just not personally interested in catching more than highlights), but I would watch the shit out of the Dope Olympics. Dude on steroids and cocaine throwing a javelin ten miles? I’d pay to watch that.

Of course I’d also watch the Pitch-O-Mat 5000 fire balls at Wireless Joe Jackson, so I’m not anyone’s target audience except possibly Futurama’s from 20-odd years ago.

kamenlady ,
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Futurama is still running, as i found out last week.

TexasDrunk ,

It is! And the new ones are fine. I happen to be partial to the first few seasons.

kamenlady ,
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One can say the first few seasons are very fine

TexasDrunk ,
GoofSchmoofer ,
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TexasDrunk ,

I’m all for it. However, the show was stolen by Dennis Miller’s hair. It’s a shame about him. I remember him mercilessly mocking pretty much every politician and being ever so slightly left leaning when I was a kid. The older he got the worse he got. He went from slightly left leaning, to calling himself libertarian while supporting neocon ideals, to whatever the hell happened a few years ago.

chiliedogg ,

The modified howitzer?

ICastFist ,
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That was GTA4

I like the idea of Dopelympics. Let everyone participating be fully aware they’re in for the time of their (very short) lives

index ,

Everyone who competes at these level is already doped

Kolanaki ,
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What was that videogame, where if they caught you hacking, they wouldn’t ban you, they’d just put you in lobbies with other hackers?

Many games do that but GTA is easily the most popular/famous to do so. Though it hasn’t done that in a long, long time, that is how it worked at launch. You also got a little dunce hat, so you knew you fucked up.

cmbabul ,

I think that the problem there would be that so many eyes would follow a full on doping Olympics that that’s where the money would also go. And there’s no way you could spin that sort of league/competition to be amateurs only like the Olympics is so it would have to be professional which means the best athletes would go there because they’d fucking get paid

bitchkat ,

The Olympics haven’t been amateur for at least 30 years. Not only do professionals compete, but the country olympic committees usually pay competitors for winning a medal.

Blackmist ,

It would be highly unethical, but I do wonder how much faster you could go if you were allowed to take absolutely anything.

See somebody run 100m in 8 seconds before their heart explodes. Watch a man lift a whole car before he shits his entire digestive system out of his body.

Honytawk ,

Those are called the Enhanced Games.

Halcyon ,
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Ugh, sponsored of course by Peter Thiel, the fascist transhumanist.

lone_faerie ,

Northern Lights is a great strain. Man I miss smoking weed

thisbenzingring , in Recreational marijuana sales in Ohio can start Tuesday at nearly 100 locations
Deconceptualist ,

It’s already been legal to possess and smoke and grow your own since shortly after the November ballot passed. This is just the commercial licensing side finally launching.

MediaBiasFactChecker Bot , in Biden, Harris head to Situation Room as Iran threatens attack on Israel

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AmidFuror , (edited ) in Lawsuits allege high levels of lead in General Mills’ Cocoa Puffs cereal

It's a good thing I only eat Cadmium Chocolate Creme Eggs around Easter time.

FlyingSquid ,
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The only candy that fills your belly and warms it too!

negativenull OP , in Google Loses Federal Antitrust Case
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This seems huge

AFKBRBChocolate , in Trump calls union leader who endorsed Kamala Harris ‘a stupid person’

Yes, I’m sure Shawn Fain just made that decision in a vacuum without any discussion among the union.

MediaBiasFactChecker Bot , in $1 trillion wipeout: Market rout punishes megacap tech

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MediaBiasFactChecker Bot , in Google Loses Federal Antitrust Case

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sunzu , in Vatican: Boston archbishop, ally of sex abuse victims, retires.

Is this the best the regime propaganda can spin up here?

Look plebs one guy said that clergy fucking ur kids is BAD, mmmkay

some_guy , in Bloomberg apologizes for premature story on prisoner swap and disciplines the journalists involved

Fuck you, Bloomberg. That wasn’t a small mistake. The was a journalistic catastrophe. You have no credibility anymore.

SMillerNL ,

What do you mean “anymore”? Did they have any left after making up a story about how the Chinese government backdoored every chip without any evidence or sources?

some_guy ,

I wasn’t gonna lean into that one because I didn’t expect most people to know about it, but John Gruber (daringfireball.net) has been going off about that story for years. They’ve been shady in the open for a while now.

SMillerNL ,

Yeah, that was my recent reminder of that too.

cybervseas , in $1 trillion wipeout: Market rout punishes megacap tech

If this is correction for AI hype, then good. Do more.

MediaBiasFactChecker Bot , in Justice Thomas failed to reveal more private flights, senator says

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MonkderVierte , in U.S. official: Biden realized Netanyahu lied to him about hostage deal

Why not use Netanyahu as a hostage?

Agent641 ,

“All you middle-east countries need to work together peacefully, or I will release Netanyahu unharmed.”

AnUnusualRelic , in NASA Is ‘Evaluating All Options’ to Get the Boeing Starliner Crew Home
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Well, time for the emergency knotted rope I guess.

Myxomatosis , in Justice Thomas failed to reveal more private flights, senator says

Lord, do I hate that man. Rules for thee, fucking peons.

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