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StupidBrotherInLaw , in Starbucks is reeling as customers go elsewhere, sales decline

Only down 3%? I was hoping more. Still, fuck em. Maybe fewer consumers want to pay out the nose for a cup of flavored sugar with coffee?

ours , (edited )

Overpriced cafeinated milkshakes for adults makerating masquerading as “coffee”.

Thebeardedsinglemalt ,

Starbucks customer: Ooof, don’t talk to me before I’ve had my morning coffee…Id like a Venti vanilla caramel mochaccino with 2 extra pumps of vanilla and double drizzle on the whipped cream…but low fat whipped cream

masterbaexunn ,

Low fat tho. Cause I don’t wanna get fat lol

rekorse ,

Oatmilk!

ours ,

Remember kids: fat bad, sugar good.

This message was financed by the fine people of the snack and fast food industry.

Krauerking ,

makerating

Masquerading?

It’s an honestly difficult borrowed French/Italian word just checking if that’s what you were going for.

ours ,

Yep, you’re correct, I butchered it. Tired.

rekorse ,

Fire your auto correct, that shit let you down hard.

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

When you demand infinite growth any decline in growth is a catastrophe.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Same reason McDonald’s shit itself over a 1% decline in revenue.

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

I used to be middle management in retail. The province wide financial meetings had franchisees shitting themselves because the profit vs cost percentage had gone down, despite the actual profit amount continuing to increase (by raising prices).

These people do not live in reality. All numbers must always go up.

rekorse ,

They really should post their expected goals along side the loss.

For example they could have a goal of 3% increase which means they undershot their goal by a stupid margin.

collapse_already , in Fox host demands video of JD Vance having sex with a couch

Anyone else hoping that a video surfaces just so we can make the conservatives watch it? Bonus points if he refers to the couch as Flipper while borking it.

Xanis , (edited )

Put that shit up on a screen like what happened to the old and wrinkled Italian regime. Tifa up there screaming, giving heart attacks to poor old men, that scene was so obscene.

Now imagine the travesty, bunch of out the closet conservatives projecting their desires, watching what transpires as JD Vance has a relationship with an entire set. They’re the ones that must bear witness to that.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Anyone else hoping that a video surfaces just so we can make the conservatives watch it?

The new Rick Roll is inserting footage of JD Vance fucking a couch in between scenes of Hunter Biden fucking a prostitute.

Once Republicans regain power, these will be the only two legal forms of pornography.

intensely_human ,

“Guess we know why they call it a blow hole now, don’t we you stupid fucking cetacean”

PythagreousTitties ,

Ai might be useful afterall

badbrainstorm ,
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Double bonus if he shames and belittles the couch for not getting pregnant, and says if it were up to him, it would not be allowed to vote

GabrielBell12fi , in R. Kelly petitions U.S. Supreme Court to overturn sex crimes convictions based on statute of limitations
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Merits of the request aside (because I really have no clue) how does this possibly help him?

Does he think the entire world is just going to forget he was originally convicted? That we are just going to go “Oh – there’s that guy who wasn’t ever found guilty of looking at child porn and doing sex things with kids”?

Do people who are convicted of stuff then acquitted on technicalities really think that the public just forget all their past crimes because a piece of paper says “sorry – they were prosecuted one day too late”?

Nollij ,

It would vacate his conviction and get him out of prison. His life after may not be great, but he still has money.

As for his future career, people tend to forget/ignore all of that anyway. Chris Brown savagely beat Rihanna nearly to death, and he still has no problems booking a tour. But even if it was still a thing, he’d just say (accurately, mind you) that it was all just a plan by his lawyers. It was the most effective way of getting him out of prison, and clearing his record.

driving_crooner , (edited )
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They’re also a lot of work that is not public faced, producer, composing, writing, that if he still have contacts to work with he can do out of the public eye.

GabrielBell12fi ,
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“It would vacate his conviction and get him out of prison. His life after may not be great, but he still has money.”

That I can understand – the getting out of prison part. (Sorry – I don’t pay any attention to most of this and really wasn’t aware he was in jail).

FunderPants ,

I mean, we’re seeing it live with Trump and his crimes. He’s been pre-forgiven on the basis that his convictions will get overturned on various technicalities despite the fact 12 jurors found he did that shit.

GabrielBell12fi ,
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But (and I admit this is where my knowledge of what’s going on in the US gets a bit sketchy because I live in the UK and – okay – don’t care all that much) wasn’t Cosby’s conviction overturned on a technicality? And as far as I can tell he hasn’t regained his former glory and former status as “America’s Dad”?

girlfreddy OP ,
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I think that’s because R Kelly didn’t show a veneer of “Dad” to everyone for decades. Nobody wants to forgive that person, who they respected their whole lives, for making them believe he was awesome while he drugged and raped women.

Cosby will never have that love again.

Eezyville ,
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Do people who are convicted of stuff then acquitted on technicalities really think that the public just forget all their past crimes because a piece of paper says “sorry – they were prosecuted one day too late”?

Most people have their own lives to worry about. Sure some people will cut him off but most don’t care. That’s way too much effort for a stranger.

GBU_28 ,

Not defending him, but what ?

This isnt about his public opinion. It’s about freedom. He’d like to not be in prison.

GabrielBell12fi ,
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As I said in another comment I hadn’t realised he was in prison. My level of interest in the lives of convicted paedophiles is – and this may not come as a surprise – very low, so I just thought he was trying to clear his name.

ASDraptor , in Delta CEO says CrowdStrike-Microsoft outage cost the airline $500 million

499.999.990

Remember that you got your $10 gift card for Uber eats.

FlyingSquid ,
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Which didn’t work.

JohnnyCanuck ,
@JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca avatar

It worked but there was a $10 convenience fee.

Evotech ,

No, only the partners did

Railcar8095 ,

Technically, it was a $10 gift card for each IT technician, so that could have been a whole $100!

Not so bad after all

hydrashok , in Delta CEO says CrowdStrike-Microsoft outage cost the airline $500 million

Pretty sure their software’s legal agreement, and the corresponding enterprise legal agreement, already cover this.

The update was the first domino, but the real issue was the disarray of Delta’s IT Operations and their inability to adequately recover in a timely fashion. Sounds like a customer skimping on their lifecycle and capacity planning so that Ed can get just a bit bigger bonus for meeting his budget numbers.

Brkdncr ,

Negligence can make contracts a little less permanent.

hydrashok ,

Delta was the only airline to suffer a long outage. That’s why I say Crowdstrike is the kickoff, but the poor, drawn-out response and time to resolve it is totally on Delta.

Brkdncr ,

Idk, crowdstike had a few screwups in their pocket before this one. They might be on the hook for costs associated with an outage caused by negligence. I’m not a lawyer, but I do stand next to one in the elevator.

rekorse ,

It breaks down once Delta begins arguing costs directly associated with their poor disaster recovery efforts.

Why is CrowdStrike responsible for Deltas poor practices?

modeler ,

Couldn’t agree more.

And now that this occurred, and cost $500m, perhaps finally some enterprise companies may actually resource IT departments better and allow them to do their work. But who am I kidding, that’s never going to happen if it hits bonuses and dividends :(

xmunk ,

We just lost 500 million - we can’t afford that right now! /s

echodot ,

According to The headhunters are constantly trying to recruit me for inappropriate jobs it is starting to get traction with companies and they are starting to actually hire fully skilled it departments. Opposed to the ones merely willing to work for near minimum wage which is what they had before.

In some ways it won’t really make a difference because fully staffed up I.T departments also needs to be listened to by management, and that doesn’t happen often in corporate environments, but still they’ll pay the big bucks so that’s good enough for me.

echodot ,

According to The headhunters are constantly trying to recruit me for inappropriate jobs it is starting to get traction with companies and they are starting to actually hire fully skilled it departments. Opposed to the ones merely willing to work for near minimum wage which is what they had before.

In some ways it won’t really make a difference because fully staffed up I.T departments also needs to be listened to by management, and that doesn’t happen often in corporate environments, but still they’ll pay the big bucks so that’s good enough for me.

SaltySalamander ,

Fucking lol.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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I wasn’t affected by this at all and only followed it on the news and through memes, but I thought this was something that needed hands-on-keyboard to fix, which I could see not being the fault of IT because they stopped planning for issues that couldn’t be handled remotely.

Was there some kind of automated way to fix all the machines remotely? Is there a way Delta could have gotten things working faster? I’m genuinely curious because this is one of those Windows things that I’m too Macintosh to understand.

Shadow ,
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All the servers and infrastructure should have “lights out management”. I can turn on a server, reconfigure the bios and install windows from scratch on the other side of the world.

Potentially all the workstations / end point devices would need to be repaired though.

The initial day or two I’ll happily blame on crowdstrike. After that, it’s on their IT department for not having good DR plans.

curbstickle , (edited )

Hell I just did that with what’s effectively a black box this morning - if it’s critical, it gets done the right way or don’t bother doing it at all.

Edit: Bonus unnecessary word

hydrashok ,

There was no easy automated way if the systems were encrypted, which any sane organization mandates. So yes, did require hands-on-keyboard. But all the other airlines were up and running much faster, and they all had to perform the same fix.

Basically, in macOS terms, the OS fails to boot, so every system just goes to recovery only, and you need to manually enter the recovery lock and encryption password on every system to delete a file out of /System (which isn’t allowed in macOS because it’s read only but just go with it) before it will boot back into macOS. Hope you had those recorded/managed/backed up somewhere otherwise it’s a complete system reinstall…

So yeah, not fun for anyone involved.

PriorityMotif ,
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ZhaoYadang , in Conservatives push to declare fetuses as people, with far-reaching consequences.

“Fetal personhood” was always the next shoe to drop after they overturned Roe. I was a little surprised the court didn’t go straight there in Dodd.

All that shit the court said about the states being able to decide about abortion? Lies. These right-wing nutcases are out to ban abortion everywhere. And they will, through fetal personhood. We can’t pass a law to kill a PERSON without due process, can we?

It’ll happen in the next five years unless we reform the court or impeach the six frauds. Based on our current tendency to go from bad to worse, I doubt either of those will happen.

Emigrate now if you can.

Trubble ,
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How? Where? None of us have money saved anymore. Groceries and rent have made sure we can’t save any money for anything.

…Unless, there is an adopt an American family movement I haven’t heard of? Can we start one?!

TheReturnOfPEB , (edited )

I’m Sally Struthers, and I’m here to talk to you about the reality of life here in the nation of America. This is a photo of Timmy. Timmy is a 28 year old middle-manager at a large box store. With just $400 a week Timmy can finally afford the new master cylinder in his 2006 Camry and get a new used iPhone 8.

Please give today.

Trubble ,
@Trubble@startrek.website avatar

Sad violin music plays and swells, pan over wide eyed, hopeful Americans with light luggage packed, waiting patiently for their new family, an arm waves tentatively, friendly but scared…

ImADifferentBird ,
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🎶 In the arms of an angel

SeaJ , (edited )

Not the only next step. They are also looking to ban contraceptives. IUDs will be up first because some believe life begins at fertilization.

Riven ,
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How the fuck would they even do that. Stopping fertilization isn’t killing a ‘person’ as defined by them either.

Soggy ,

Moralizing laws aren’t new at all. Look at how many “dry” counties we have, how many places close liquor stores on Sunday, the restrictions on strip clubs, the history of sodomy laws… the Evangelicals have been trying to take over for a long time and this is what happens whej we tolerate even an ounce of religious rule.

PenisDuckCuck9001 ,

The evangelicals have been terrorizing normal people and forcing their bigotry on everyone for centuries. Enough is fucking enough.

vaultdweller013 ,

My ancestors came to the conclusion that it starts when they get annoying. Its just that we cant take counter terror actions we once did because of things like forensics and police, just let us burn them in their churches damnit. Also we usually ignored the more humanist ones, atleast yoh could have reasoned debate with men like John Brown so long as it wasnt something like slavery.

EvacuateSoul ,

I didn’t think they let it get to fertilization. The copper ones kill sperm with ions and the others, I thought, were just slow release hormonal BC.

dan1101 , in Amazon is responsible for hazardous items sold by third-party sellers, US agency says

Good. Amazon is trying to get away without overseeing or curating their third party products, which is greatly harming their reputation if nothing else.

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JJROKCZ , in Delta CEO says CrowdStrike-Microsoft outage cost the airline $500 million

I can’t wait to see crowdstrike get liquidated from all of this, MSOFT is getting so much flak when this straight up wasn’t their fault

kevindqc ,

Their stock is at +44% since July 2023, they might be fine

Evotech ,

Pure gambling

JJROKCZ ,

Lawsuits haven’t started yet, too soon. Companies effected by the outage are still running number to see HOW effected they were

kubica ,

The reboot 15 times solution, etc it is a bit on their side. But in general I agree, CrowdStrike and the industries that need that kind of service should know better.

catloaf ,

Why would they be liquidated?

JJROKCZ ,

Inability to pay the settlements on the inevitable lawsuits that will be coming their way for halting the world economy for a day

SulaymanF ,

I’m sure their Terms of Service make it clear they have limited liability or need to go to arbitration.

JJROKCZ ,

Yea because that always holds up in court. I’m sure every legal team will claim the lack of QA was gross negligence on Crowdstrikes part and that normally allows vast portions of agreements to be nullified as one party clearly didn’t hold up their end of the deal

PlasticExistence ,

Crowdstrike wouldn’t have a business model if the security of Microsoft Windows wasn’t so awful. Microsoft isn’t directly to blame for this, but they’re not blameless either.

JJROKCZ ,

Windows defender for enterprise is a strong competitor in that market, and CISO that went with crowdstrike did it because the crowdstrike sales team hosts really great lunches and sponsors lots of sports teams

Akasazh , in Starbucks is reeling as customers go elsewhere, sales decline
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Good news! It’s the Dacia Sandero.

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Mobiuthuselah , in Ziklag Exposed: Secretive Christian Nationalist Network Tries to Purge Voters in Battleground States

Ziklag deez nuts

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APassenger , in Project 2025 to end policy work after Democratic attacks angered Trump

The policy work is done anyhow, isn’t it?

Now it’s win election and implement time.

dactylotheca , in Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh killed in Iran, sparking fears of wider war
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From The Guardian’s live feed on this:

Iran’s Khamenei says avenging Haniyeh’s killing is ‘Tehran’s duty’

Avenging Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh’s assassination is “Tehran’s duty” because it occurred in the Iranian capital, Iran’s supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said on Wednesday.

According to Reuters, Khamenei said Israel had provided the grounds for “harsh punishment” for itself.

“We consider his revenge as our duty,” he said.

There has been no immediate comment from Israel on the strike, which took place hours after Haniyeh attended the inauguration ceremony for Iran’s new president.

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