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yesman , in Columbia removes 3 deans for texts that touched on "antisemitic tropes"

Remember that in a situation like this, people demand that heads roll. And when Columbia University went looking for the worst antisemites on campus, this is the best they could find.

ToucheGoodSir , in 'Pray for this burdened man': Republican mocked after telling House he does his own dishes

Sounds like his dishes need to be seized to be redistributed

Snowpix , in Republican Sen. Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma dies at 89
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And nothing of value was lost!

Dorkyd68 , in Republican Sen. Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma dies at 89

As an Oklahoman that loves his state. Rest in piss fuck face

Bongo_Stryker , in Lawyers for megachurch pastor blame 12-year-old for ‘initiating’ sexual contact

Straight from the abusers handbook: DARVO: Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender.

thedeadwalking4242 , in New Sentinel nuclear warhead program is 81% over budget. But Pentagon says it must go forward

Given the state of modern software design and corporate greed I’m not sure this will end well

Fuzzy_Red_Panda ,

I’m fairly sure it will end more poorly than I can possibly imagine.

bitwaba ,

We can probably save a couple save a couple dozen billion by running it all on Windows XP

AnarchoSnowPlow , in Trump challenges Biden to another debate and a golf match ‘to redeem himself’

That could be super dangerous for both of them.

No… Don’t… Stop…

marketsnodsbury , in 'Pray for this burdened man': Republican mocked after telling House he does his own dishes

Reminds me of Trump and his… frustration with low-flow toilets.

“You turn on the faucet and you don’t get any water. They take a shower and water comes dripping out. Just dripping out, very quietly dripping out,” the President continued, lowering his voice as he spoke about the drips. “People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once.”

meleethecat ,

I think the takeaway from this statement is trump takes some massive dumps.

meco03211 ,

I always knew he was full of shit.

Sir_Kevin ,
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As is his diaper.

UnforgivenH4X ,

He flushes evidence.

Gradually_Adjusting , (edited )
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Remember the time someone saw him receive a note which he read and then ate?

Correction: this is reportedly a very frequent behaviour

SnotFlickerman ,

I EAT PAPER ALL THE TIME.

I Think You Should Leave wasn’t meant to be reality.

FlyingSquid ,
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That’s the joke, but the truth is even stupider. He hasn’t experienced a low-flow toilet in decades.

We have one. The multiple flush thing doesn’t happen. Having a different amount of flush for what you’re in there to do helps.

Same with low-flow shower heads. Yes they did suck 20 years ago. They work just fine now. They’re also helpful if you live somewhere which has low water pressure anyway.

HelixDab2 ,

TBH, I’ve got pretty low water pressure where I live. Low-flow shower heads are bullshit, and I would much, much rather have the bad, old, inefficient, high-flow shower heads, and a decent amount of water pressure. High efficiency toilets, washing machines, dishwashers, etc. are great. But dammit, I just want to shower under a high-pressure firehose, at temperatures that will boil my skin off in ten minutes!

Peppycito ,

I think he was trying to flush classified documents down the toilet.

Delusional ,

Well yeah he is morbidly obese fat ass. I bet he also leaves shit stains on the toilet seat and doesn’t clean it up like my coworker.

Treczoks ,

That’s why my old boss always had a pipe wrench in his suitcase: To remove the pressure reduction piece from the shower head.

muse , in Trump challenges Biden to another debate and a golf match ‘to redeem himself’
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Goldeneye 64. Slappers only. No Oddjob.

xmunk ,

Picks Moonraker Elite 2

Dkarma ,

License to kill 🤫

Eol , in Pastor facing federal charge after allegedly assaulting his wife over flight upgrade

Typical Pasta.

Juice , in New Sentinel nuclear warhead program is 81% over budget. But Pentagon says it must go forward

Healthcare please

boonhet ,

The military spending isn’t the reason y’all aren’t getting healthcare. Nor is the cost of healthcare itself.

The current system costs the US government more than socialized medicine would. It’s all about the lobbying.

LustyArgonianMana ,
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Yes, and military lobbies govt so we are forced to join them to get healthcare

TransplantedSconie , in Pastor facing federal charge after allegedly assaulting his wife over flight upgrade

Someone should get a divorce and fawkin quick.

Dudes an epic cunt.

Maeve ,

Let's hope she can do it before 2025.

FuglyDuck , in Pastor facing federal charge after allegedly assaulting his wife over flight upgrade
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I’m wondering the flight staff didn’t observe some abuse and offer the upgrade as a means to intervene without, confronting the known-violent asshole.

EleventhHour ,
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“I’ll teach her to get a free upgrade…”

HurlingDurling , in Republican Sen. Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma dies at 89
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Who that?

schnurrito ,

the senator with the snowball, did you really never see that

prole ,

Absolute piece of shit. The world is better off without him.

lennybird , (edited ) in 'Pray for this burdened man': Republican mocked after telling House he does his own dishes
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Besides being a privileged bitch this guy is a fucking idiot.

Probably didn’t realize his dishwasher has a filter that needs cleaned, or he has a hard water problem.

MentallyExhausted ,

Wait where is this filter?

lennybird ,
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Most if not all dishwashers have a filter in the bottom basin below the spinner that you twist counter-clockwise and pull out. Some, I believe, have built-in garbage disposals that may make a filter irrelevant.

(and no you’re not a fucking idiot; I merely reserved such strong words for that asshole representative).

MentallyExhausted ,

So if I have a garbage disposal I’m probably good?

lennybird ,
@lennybird@lemmy.world avatar

If that’s within the actual dishwasher, yeah. I’m not talking about the one in your sink. Do you have the brand and model of your dishwasher? I’ll look it up for you if you’d like!

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