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"Hahah, oh The Onion, you sure have run out of ideas, this article didn't even have a punchline."

It was then that Muse realized it was in fact, not The Onion.

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HAH-HAH!

Ahh... I love the Find Out stage

muse ,
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Huh. P really is stored in the balls.

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Double edit: wow, this is my top comment??

muse ,
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Jill was probably too busy sucking Putin's cock and reading her cue cards

muse ,
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I'd totally take the barrel off and have it be a daily driver. Imagine rolling up to work, albeit 3 hours late, in a mini sand crawler

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You got me there, guy!

muse ,
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"You fool, you're trying to get two twink penguins together, and they both prefer bears!"

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Ah yes, a cat that knows the refined taste of Evan Williams, the only bourbon to taste like banana peels.

Just typing the name, my stomach started gurgling up some PTSD flashbacks

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An internet search lead me to discover its a chemical compound called isoamyl acetate that's commonly found in some whisky. Maybe some of us are more sensitive to it?

muse ,
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"I'll never forget the sweet romantic words he said to me last night: 'As a learning language model, I am unable to comprehend what the feeling love is. Here is a list of love songs from Wikipedia.'"

muse ,
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Don't worry I'm sure he'll be slurping down over priced toilet gin

muse ,
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Disagree. Just gave up on the nightmare of living in a food desert of a Midwest city of nothing but long drives to move to a city three times the size using roughly 50% the space.

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Tell me you don't understand civil engineering without telling me you don't understand civil engineering.

More lanes just makes congestion and bottlenecking elsewhere. That's a city in desperate need of public transportation.

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Lemmy.ml is developed and admined by tankies. Recent allegations are that someone is censoring accounts that have previously made posts critical of China by moderating them across various magazines

muse ,
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DEI hijacked my Tesla and drove me to the gay bars and ruined my marriage

muse ,
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Tianneman Square Massacre. Winnie the Pooh.

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They're only interested in giving him enough rope to be strangled by so they can make him a martyr again

Texas Supreme Court rejects challenge to state's abortion law over medical exceptions (apnews.com)

The Texas Supreme Court on Friday rejected a closely watched challenge to the state’s restrictive abortion ban, ruling against a group of women who had serious pregnancy complications and became the first in the U.S. to testify in court about being denied abortions since Roe v. Wade was overturned....

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Poverty, abusive living situations, lack of options.

muse ,
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Ah, she drank the Water of Life.

As is written.

muse ,
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Maybe your company should embrace extinction

muse ,
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Hell yeah, being too poor to afford concerts pays off for another decade!

muse , (edited )
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Two years, I got a series s and game pass ultimate for the cost of game pass ultimate.

It now is a lovely media machine for my living room after being paid off and the gamepass expired

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Why are you wasting everyone's time writing removed everywhere?

You know that none of the systems do that, right? Everyone knows you're faking censorship. You aren't even consistently doing it on one instance, but everywhere. It's so blatant what you're doing that it's cringe.

Just fucking leave already. No one gives a shit about you here.

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With an ad voiced over by Woody Harrelson, which really says how far his family's come, since his dad killed JFK

muse ,
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Helps to remember we have no left leaning political party here

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Oh no

muse ,
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Unfortunately all communications between mission control and the pod must be made in beeps and whistles

[Serious] Why do so many people seem to hate veganism?

Seen a lot of posts on Lemmy with vegan-adjacent sentiments but the comments are typically very critical of vegan ideas, even when they don’t come from vegans themselves. Why is this topic in particular so polarising on the internet? Especially since unlike politics for example, it seems like people don’t really get upset by...

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Vegetarian here (I like cheese, sue me)

Just wanted to point out a reason not listed:

Look at the people posting succinct points in here without attacking. Then go look at the downvoters, and follow them back to the vegan magazines where they're rather caustic, to put the least. Not everyone likes being compared to nazis when we're just existing in the same food chain as every other animal, carnivore or no.

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May she find karma in this life and not just the next

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Oh yeah this is where you get the New Wave Bossa Nova, right?

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What are you talking about? Power loves a vacuum!

Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote (www.engadget.com)

[Xitter] just announced a smart TV app for streaming video. Or, more accurately, that it claims it’s building one, with absolutely no launch date mentioned. The appropriately-named [Xitter] TV wants to be “your go-to companion for a high-quality, immersive entertainment experience on a larger screen.”

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Get ready for the Hard R channel. It's just straight up racism 24/7

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Shitter is the mutually agreed upon pronunciation

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Multiple bankrolls from saudia arabia and other authoritarian instigators to cover this wager

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Someone start a rumor that a fentanyl laced k hole unlocks the other 90% of your brain, stat

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