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cymbal_king , in smoking

It’s hard, but there are more adults in the U.S. alive today who have successfully quit smoking than currently smoke.

Check out SmokeFree.gov for free science-based resources!

i_stole_ur_taco , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

You can’t even see what brand the fridge is! What a stupid captcha.

If it’s a Samsung it’s definitely the one with the shortest lifespan.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

beat me to it.

rotopenguin ,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

LG is the king of shitting out its own compressor

HEXN3T ,
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

LG is the king of shitting out its own everything. You ever seen a TV that’s unrecoverably blue tinted? It’s an LG. Smartphone business? Dead.

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4 ,

I had to put my wife’s LG-made Google Nexus phone in the fridge to wirelessly back it up without it overheating.

Also got a free 65" Samsung TV because original owner couldn’t stand its blue blotches.

Everyone, race to the bottom!

can , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

Where did you find this? I’m intrigued by novel captchas.

felixwhynot ,
@felixwhynot@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like hCaptcha IMHO

Gormadt , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I AM HUMAN!

I hate to be the one to break it to you friend but neither of us are.

I would have picked the burger as well.

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

It looks like a Maccas burger. Famously long-lived.

Donkter , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

It probably should be burger. But that seems like a trick since I’ve never seen a burger referred to having a “lifespan”

chemical_cutthroat , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Weird, they don’t have “My most recent attempt at a 401(k)” in there…

satanmat , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

With the lack of moisture and high sodium, the hamburger is immortal; the fridge will suffer a circuit board failure when the power goes out; and those trucks are designed to be planned obsolete in 5 years

So hell if I know. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

ColeSloth ,

You think commercial trucks are planned to be obsolete after 5 years? Are you a failed captcha guessing bot? You’ll have to like triple that number.

satanmat ,

Thanks. I’m aware of the actual lifespan.

/s

I must have dropped that…

can , in Protect yourself friends.

Soulja boy used to do this but instead of executables he’d put his songs. Genius strategy.

mouserat , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

Did you solve it? It looks as if it’s generated. I would guess it’s the lower fridge in case the items are supposed to be falling and the fridge will be the first one to hit the floor.

NaibofTabr ,

I would guess it’s the lower fridge in case the items are supposed to be falling and the fridge will be the first one to hit the floor.

wut.

Grayox , in smoking
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Stopping smoking is easy, i used to do it every time my cigarette went out, quitting on the other hand is a lifelong task, but it is worth the struggle. I still crave cigarettes to this day, but dont miss being a slave to that addiction. I would literally collect cigarette butts off the ground and reroll them. If i can quit so can you.

azimir , in Protect yourself friends.

My Linux machine goes… no permission to execute. I go “dang, not what I was looking for.”

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

sudo chmod 777

logi ,

Don’t forget the sticky bit and chown root for extra convenience!

azimir ,

You can do set it up to detect a windows exe format and launch it in wine without any extra intervention.

Make sure to chown it to root first with that suid bit to make sure it can get the library and hardware access that needs every time.

boonhet ,

Might want to try chmod +x instead

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

No

noahm , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

Just ask ChatGPT; it’s better than humans at proving its humanity with these stupid things.

can ,

I wouldn’t be so sure, I asked bing:

Based on the whimsical nature of the objects described in the image, it’s a bit challenging to determine the shortest lifespan as they are not typical living organisms. However, if we consider the objects metaphorically, the burger-shaped car might represent a food item, which typically has a shorter lifespan due to its perishable nature. In contrast, vehicles and cameras usually have longer lifespans as they are non-perishable goods. So, in the context of the CAPTCHA, you might consider selecting the burger-shaped car as the object with the shortest lifespan. Remember, CAPTCHAs can be subjective, and the correct answer may vary depending on the specific logic programmed into the test.

Wilzax ,

I mean I would have picked the burger

can ,

Me too, but it’s not a car

Albbi ,

You don’t know that. Why else would it be on a map?

can ,

Touché mon ami

brbposting ,

w/no prompt, GPT-4o:

To complete this CAPTCHA challenge, click on the hamburger in the image. Among the objects shown, the hamburger has the shortest lifespan.

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

If captchas are easily solveable by bots what is their point then?

brbposting ,

Increased costs & time burden I suppose. I paid for that image analysis. A few cents perhaps, but that’s at least something at scale.

Vivendi ,

They are using these as unpaid human labor to train the generator model. It’s a cheap way to annoy users and hop on the dick of the latest ShitAii trend, so any manager with even a whiff of capitalism in their blood is jumping on it.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Pretty much this. Google’s captchas some years ago were all about pointing out road related things, like semaphores, other cars, buses, etc, because self driving AI was just around the corner.

hCaptcha, the one in this image, is literally using us to train/refine art prompts. I’ve had a number that asked me to choose the pictures that showed a “whatever”, with the 9 images for clicking being obviously AI genned. Sometimes, it accepts 2 rights and 1 wrong.

pkmkdz ,

Right? The captchas are getting ridiculous to the point that solving them means you’re not human. Because human would get fed up with this shit and leave

LillyPip OP ,

I got fed up with this shit and left. That should prove I’m human.

Rubisco , in smoking

Nonsense. You got this. I believe in you.

Jakdracula , in Don't look to hard in too our history... please..
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

*too

SpaceNoodle ,

*two

Jtee ,
@Jtee@lemmy.world avatar

*to

PopcornPrincess ,

*2

Ioughttamow ,

Tew*

MadBob ,

Et tue, Brute?

ummthatguy , in Protect yourself friends.
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
thefrankring ,
@thefrankring@lemmy.world avatar

I love Linkin Park but I use Linux.

And it doesn’t run .exe

So sad. :(

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b28fab8c-4494-41e3-bb3e-f219c8e39be5.jpeg

/s

Honestly, I’m surprised it took this long for it to come up.

thefrankring ,
@thefrankring@lemmy.world avatar

You’re welcome!

Noodle07 ,

Something something arch

jaybone ,

I run limewire on an integrated rack of Commodore 64s.

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Sure it does, just need a little Wine!

thefrankring ,
@thefrankring@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, but no.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

The wines for you to drink while angrily trying to get a stupid exe you only need once to work.

MonkeMischief ,

And in the end, ItDoesntEvenMat.tar

Allero ,

I tried so hard, to Linux it all

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