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tinyVoltron , in smoking
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Used to smoke 2 packs a day. Quit 20 years ago. Quit because I figured I always smelled like smoke which greatly diminished the dating pool. I missed it every day until I managed to get hooked on nicotine pouches. Was using 10-15 of the 8mg On every day. Managed to do that in secret for years. Quit those about a year ago after my wife found out. Now I get to miss smoking AND nicotine pouches every single day. I love nicotine. I miss it every single day. I think about it all the time. If I ever found myself single again I would go back in a heartbeat. I am salivating just writing this. It is evil shit.

Kalkaline ,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Just imagine how cool you would have looked with supplemental oxygen dependency.

Serinus ,

I was semi-related to a guy who would drag his oxygen tank to the kitchen so he could smoke by the window.

Roopappy ,

I quit smoking and got on the nicotine lozenges. I was eating a bunch of lozenges, almost constantly. Then I started kinda smoking again, but didn’t stop the lozenges. Then I had a stroke which left me with a permanent disability, likely partially caused by wild blood pressure swings due to high levels of nicotine.

I quit by default after 3 weeks in a rehab center. The lesson here is… quit before the hospital. It’s worth it.

Ioughttamow , (edited ) in smoking

First time I quit I’d get the occasional craving, the second time I have maybe had a craving once. I think what helped me the second time was a minor health scare, (why is my tongue sloughing?), first kid on the way, and I reallly got into cardio

Edit: I smoked from 2007 to 2014? And then 2017? To 2020
Amount varied widely, but I probably went through a pack in 3 days average. Only hit a pack a day during finals week heh.

ratofkryll , in smoking

I smoked for almost 20 years. I lost track of how many times I tried - and failed - to quit. Last December I just felt done. Put it down and haven’t gone back to it. I even had a few cigarettes while out with a friend in March and had no desire to go back to it after. I know a few other people who quit like that, but far more who have struggled with it for years and still smoke.

I have no idea what changed for me. Every other attempt failed, even if I felt really ready to quit.

krakenfury ,

This is my story, too. I’ll have a few if I go out to a bar, but I’m done doing that shit all the time; having to go outside when I’m home, in my car, sneaking out at family gatherings, etc.

However, if I were to return to hanging out at bars a lot, I would absolutely become a full time smoker again.

Marduk73 , in True work stories
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

Naw new engineer, im like thank god heres a new lightning rod.

cymbal_king , in smoking

It’s hard, but there are more adults in the U.S. alive today who have successfully quit smoking than currently smoke.

Check out SmokeFree.gov for free science-based resources!

i_stole_ur_taco , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

You can’t even see what brand the fridge is! What a stupid captcha.

If it’s a Samsung it’s definitely the one with the shortest lifespan.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

beat me to it.

rotopenguin ,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

LG is the king of shitting out its own compressor

HEXN3T ,
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

LG is the king of shitting out its own everything. You ever seen a TV that’s unrecoverably blue tinted? It’s an LG. Smartphone business? Dead.

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4 ,

I had to put my wife’s LG-made Google Nexus phone in the fridge to wirelessly back it up without it overheating.

Also got a free 65" Samsung TV because original owner couldn’t stand its blue blotches.

Everyone, race to the bottom!

can , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

Where did you find this? I’m intrigued by novel captchas.

felixwhynot ,
@felixwhynot@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like hCaptcha IMHO

Gormadt , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I AM HUMAN!

I hate to be the one to break it to you friend but neither of us are.

I would have picked the burger as well.

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

It looks like a Maccas burger. Famously long-lived.

Donkter , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

It probably should be burger. But that seems like a trick since I’ve never seen a burger referred to having a “lifespan”

chemical_cutthroat , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Weird, they don’t have “My most recent attempt at a 401(k)” in there…

satanmat , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

With the lack of moisture and high sodium, the hamburger is immortal; the fridge will suffer a circuit board failure when the power goes out; and those trucks are designed to be planned obsolete in 5 years

So hell if I know. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

ColeSloth ,

You think commercial trucks are planned to be obsolete after 5 years? Are you a failed captcha guessing bot? You’ll have to like triple that number.

satanmat ,

Thanks. I’m aware of the actual lifespan.

/s

I must have dropped that…

can , in Protect yourself friends.

Soulja boy used to do this but instead of executables he’d put his songs. Genius strategy.

mouserat , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

Did you solve it? It looks as if it’s generated. I would guess it’s the lower fridge in case the items are supposed to be falling and the fridge will be the first one to hit the floor.

NaibofTabr ,

I would guess it’s the lower fridge in case the items are supposed to be falling and the fridge will be the first one to hit the floor.

wut.

Grayox , in smoking
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Stopping smoking is easy, i used to do it every time my cigarette went out, quitting on the other hand is a lifelong task, but it is worth the struggle. I still crave cigarettes to this day, but dont miss being a slave to that addiction. I would literally collect cigarette butts off the ground and reroll them. If i can quit so can you.

azimir , in Protect yourself friends.

My Linux machine goes… no permission to execute. I go “dang, not what I was looking for.”

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

sudo chmod 777

logi ,

Don’t forget the sticky bit and chown root for extra convenience!

azimir ,

You can do set it up to detect a windows exe format and launch it in wine without any extra intervention.

Make sure to chown it to root first with that suid bit to make sure it can get the library and hardware access that needs every time.

boonhet ,

Might want to try chmod +x instead

swab148 ,
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