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sirico , in thank god they translated it
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Wot you say about me mumt?

Juice88 , in Seggs
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Andrew Tate fans?

nxdefiant ,

frog has too much chin

flashgnash , in My landlord thinks my gaming pc is for work... haha

Who tf tips a landlord? That’s what the rent is for

Mozingo , in A retro problem
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This happens because the connector is at an angle. Since it’s at an angle, the screw presses against the side and jams itself in place. All you have to do is tilt the connector the other direction and the tight screw loosens right up. Easy peasy.

Toribor ,
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This would have been really good for me to know about 20 years ago.

email , in Your silly warning cannot stop me

why me again

robocall OP ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry about your family

the_rogue ,
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Your the scape goat sorry

Timecircleline ,

Hey can’t you read? It says DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL

cosecantphi , in until we meet again!
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Talking to someone who justifies this kinda shit is always a trip. They’ll say that people who aren’t earning a living wage just need to work harder and pick up a marketable skill to improve their situation. But you can simultaneously get them to agree that many of these low wage “unskilled” jobs need to exist for society to continue functioning, so which fucking is it?

The answer is that the capitalist parasites and their horde of boot lickers believe it’s totally acceptable for there to exist an underclass of human beings born to work until their bodies give out for the enrichment of their superior employer.

They can’t afford to live a dignified life doing the shit I need them to do? That’s fine, just toss 'em into the hole when they stop working and replace them with the next generation.

Honestly man, I’m getting real sick and tired of pretending to be above violent retribution when it comes to these people. My blood fucking boils each and every time I need to look my boss in the eye and pretend to smile as they say farcical shit like “we’re all a family here” or “let us know if there’s anything you need” while paying me exactly the minimum wage and hiring the exact number of employees it takes for them to avoid giving any of us enough hours to qualify for benefits.

Anyway, Stalin had the right idea with gulags, and we should bring those back. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

hemko ,

Anyway, Stalin had the right idea with gulags, and we should bring those back.

Very edgy. Straight outta 4chan

cosecantphi ,
@cosecantphi@hexbear.net avatar

lmao this lemmitors comparing Hexbear users to 4channers shit never gets old. When you liberals meet someone far to your left it must really break your brain for you to lump us in with fascists.

You know what I almost never see referred to as edgy out of hand? People who don’t want to fully abolish the US prison system, which to this day kills far more people far more often than the Soviet gulag system did shortly after the end of WW2. And that’s really strange considering the US prison system is designed from the ground up to maintain a pool of slave labor by incarcerating racial minorities on bullshit drug offenses. Personally, I’d much rather prison be used to keep dangerous reactionaries from causing trouble while they’re being reeducated.

hemko , (edited )

Look mate I don’t live in USA, I have nothing to do with USA. I was commenting on your stupid ass glorification of forced labor camps in soviet shithole

And you clearly don’t seem to have problem with US prison system, only that wrong people are sent there. You’re as full of shit as the people you think you’re criticizing. You’d rather be yelling at people not loving your dear dictators than actually trying to do anything good for the world.

cosecantphi , (edited )
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Don’t worry, you may not live in the US, but you’re definitely an American in spirit.

And you clearly don’t seem to have problem with US prison system, only that wrong people are sent there. You’re as full of shit as the people you think you’re criticizing

Soviet Union: Sequesters fascists and counter-revolutionaries for reeducation after Nazi Germany murdered millions of people while invading the USSR with the express purpose of genocide.

The US: Uses drug prohibition as a bullshit excuse to systematically arrests racial minorities in their millions in order to continue enslavement after the abolition of chattel slavery. The conditions are so brutal that the death rate for modern US prison inmates exceeds that of the Soviet gulag system just a decade into recovering from the devastation wrought by WW2.

Lemmitor turbolib: Wow, these are morally equivalent. If you replace the words “fascist comprador looking to resume the brutalization of the working class” with the words “black people” then you tankies are starting to look an awful lot like 4channers!

wizardbeard ,

I’ll spell it out for you a little clearer, since you don’t seem capable of understanding it on your own.

Your entire attitude fucking screams “I have nothing good going on in my life, so I’ve adopted an extreme viewpoint that easily allows me to feel superior to others”.

You see this shit on all sides of the political spectrum. An example you’re likely familiar with and hate would be fanatical/fundamentalist Christians. Nothing truly going right with their life, so they adopt a belief system that gives them an outlet for their hate/anger/frustration where they don’t have to feel bad about it because they are targeting the “bad guys”.

Someone who was in a good place in life wouldn’t be posting shit online calling for putting people in fucking gulags.

You can use all the excuses and mental gymanstics you want, but at the end of the day, you’ve adopted an idealogy where extreme actions are justified and right to take against your “enemy”, and where anyone even slightly advocating for you to slow your roll is instantly redefined as an “enemy”.

You just did that. You start spouting shit about Americans, and when the guy said he wasn’t one you just said that he effectively was one anyway and kept down the path you were already on. That’s absurd.

Anyway, your entire defense for your statements here is that your bad guys are the real bad guys. That’s the beginning and end of it. That type of self righteousness is something to be feared, not something to be championed because you’ve “found the right target”.

Please note, I’ve not made any statement on whether you’re wrong or right in your targeting. That’s a separate discussion.

It has been demonstrated time and time again in historical record the world over, that the fervor of people like you can and will be abused, and shifted towards wider and wider classifications of “targets”.

Anyway, I hope your life situation improves enough someday that you no longer find the need to be a self-righteous asshat on the internet calling for people’s torture. I’m blocking you, so I won’t be around to see it.

FuckyWucky ,

i think billionaires should be shot, not sent to gulags. gulags are for non-bourgeois liberals.

ComradePupIvy ,
@ComradePupIvy@hexbear.net avatar

THIS, this is the correct way of doing it, Gulags are not for the highest level offenders

CedarLion ,

People who have been fucked over by the system often adopt a position to advocate for radical system change? Wooah, very insightful. If you care about people who are negatively affected by modern systems, then that makes their opinion and lived experience more important, not less.

You even admit that the user may be targeting the right people, so your point is what? That violence is unjustifiable? That strongly believing in a cause leads to disaster? They’re not true points, but they’d be much better starting points for constructive discussion, so you can just say whatever you actually mean.

People making such pretentious, word-salad arguments as yours should not be throwing around the term ‘self-righteous asshat’.

Arcturus ,

I have nothing good going on in my life, so I’ve adopted an extreme viewpoint

Correct. Oppressed peoples tend to support “radical” movements that would improve their lives, and this is a stupid comment for trying to make that sound like a bad thing.

WldFyre ,

That they think would improve their lives, you mean.

Poison_Ivy ,
@Poison_Ivy@hexbear.net avatar

God are you people so fucking stupid, just a bunch of unwarranted self importance and navel gazing nonsense all crammed into a skull cavity the size of a thimble.

TeddyKila ,
Ram_The_Manparts ,
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Wakmrow ,

My life situation is great, actually. I still think gulags are appropriate.

robinn_IV ,
@robinn_IV@hexbear.net avatar

Please note, I’ve not made any statement on whether you’re wrong or right in your targeting. That’s a separate discussion.

LMAO

disposable_cracker ,
@disposable_cracker@hexbear.net avatar

Your entire attitude fucking screams “I have nothing good going on in my life, so I’ve adopted an extreme viewpoint…”.

You mean to tell me that people who are chewed up and shat out by the current order are willing to take drastic measures and radically change the world!??! surprised-pika

Mindfury ,
@Mindfury@hexbear.net avatar

Have you considered kinetically prosecuting yourself?

CyborgMarx ,

Honestly dude if I lost a debate as hard as you did I wouldn’t be spouting this psychobabble diarrhea

you believe in stuff and that’s bad cause I don’t believe in anything” is never the place you want to be in a discussion, you basically admitted you have no clue what the fuck you’re talking about and because your opponent does that somehow makes them mentally ill??? jesse-wtf

Seriously get a grip

Goadstool ,
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anarchoilluminati ,
@anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net avatar

So are only people who are “in a good place” in their lives capable of having “extreme” political beliefs? How do you justify who is in a “good place” and who isn’t? Do you think it could ever be related to political or economic forces? Or are “extreme” political ideologies all universally forbidden? How do you qualify what is “extreme”? Are people who are not in “a good place” only able to have conservative positions that maintain status quo or are they only able to be apolitical? How do you think maintaining status quo or not having any political beliefs would help their “life situation [improve] enough” if there is no change to their politico-economic reality which directly impacts their life situation? If one is in a “good place” what kinds of political beliefs would they typically exhibit or are they allowed to have?

Your entire attitude fucking screams “I have no real political analysis but suffer from a great sense of narcissism that leads me to a false sense of intelligence which makes me think I can paternalistically psychologize others’ entire lives without knowing them so that I can justify sharing my ignorant opinions that communicate that I believe I have a better life than others do and that makes me a superior person” so that gives me hope you won’t be able to help yourself from responding further. Also happy to pay you with Hexbear gold for a similar psychological analysis and thorough breakdown of my political potential if it saves me a trip to the therapist, kind stranger. Thanks.

Catfish ,
@Catfish@lemmygrad.ml avatar

How hard is it to have a brain-eating amoeba?

robinn_IV ,
@robinn_IV@hexbear.net avatar

You’d rather be yelling at people not loving your dear dictators than actually trying to do anything good for the world.

You were the one who scolded them for being “edgy”; so weird how you immediately switch things up when anyone could simply scroll up and see what really happened. And Stalin, the famous dictator who attempted to resign four separate times and who the CIA admitted was not in total control of the USSR.

Dirt_Owl , (edited )

Hey I’m not American either and you’re still a dumbass that doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Lmao

And you clearly don’t seem to have problem with US prison system, only that wrong people are sent there.

No shit? What, you want to send the wrong people to prison? Good one bozo.

You don’t know shit about the Soviets, don’t pretend red scare propaganda wasn’t a thing.

I’m sure life in Russia was great under the Tzars and now under capitalist Putin/oligarchs.

Dirt_Owl ,

Nah, you’re just being a weenie.

SoyViking ,
@SoyViking@hexbear.net avatar

This is where the idea of “personal responsibility” is useful for liberals. Flatly admitting that they want a desperate underclass is too mask off for them to feel like good people so they invent a way of blaming individual victims rather than the economic system.

The poor has a theoretical opportunity to pull themselves up by the bootstraps so when they don’t do that it’s really their own fault. Of course that theoretical opportunity doesn’t translate into actual opportunity for most people but that’s fine, as there’s enough window dressing of meritocracy to make the opportunity look real if you are careful not to go into too much detail.

This is also the reason why liberals hate discussing real-world examples. Their logic only works in abstract thought experiments where they get to control the variables. Saying that everyone has the opportunity to succeed is a lot easier than saying that Bob, who has a set of very concrete and undeniable material conditions, has the opportunity succeed.

DessertStorms ,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

You really had to go and ruin it by praising Stalin right there at the end, didn't you.. 🤦‍♀️

(to be clear - eat the fucking rich, but that's not what gulags are for)

Arcturus ,

eat the fucking rich, but that’s not what gulags are for

The “fucking rich” / bourgeois are to be shot, not sent to gulags. That’s for the idiots supporting capitalism.

turbowafflz , in And I'll vote for him again

It would be so much better if we just had rank choice voting

TheRaven ,
@TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar

Or proportional representation

Throw_away_migrator ,

Por que no los dos?

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Nope, never lost my DOS, I made backups.

Jaysyn ,
@Jaysyn@kbin.social avatar

Then you might want to vote for the party that hasn't made RCV illegal in 4 states.

TacoButtPlug ,
@TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works avatar

And that party is? Yes, I really don’t know.

Jaysyn ,
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The GOP has made RCV illegal in Tennessee, Florida & 3 other states.

TacoButtPlug , (edited )
@TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works avatar

Interesting. Thanks for the info. I know the DNC administers the electors* in the college and have always been under the impression they’d not be for RCV, either.

edit: Oh fuck you, whoever is downvoting. Quit being a triggered cunt. I asked a good question, got a good answer, and shared what I know. Nothing I contributed to this thread is downvote worthy unless you’re just a triggerd narrative controlling parasite. Fuuuuck you.

areyouevenreal ,

Do you have any evidence that the DNC are against RCV?

TacoButtPlug ,
@TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works avatar

But why would I? If I said I was only under an impression based on their direct management of the electoral college, isn’t it pretty clear I was speaking for myself based on my own opinion? I obviously didn’t state it’s fact.

I mean… www.dcdemocraticparty.org/rcv

root ,
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Rank choice, and more party options to use it on

ExfilBravo , in We've all just got to do our part!
chemical_cutthroat , in I have a theory Guys
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Was there a string of similar murders in South Africa between 1891 and 1915? Cause that’s where he went next. You may be on to something, OP.

sag OP ,

hmm

jordanlund ,
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South Africa apparently did not have a serial killer until 1903:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Basson

The next one was 1923:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daisy_de_Melker

Zron ,

Did not have an identified serial killer until 1903. Both of these killers were white and killed white victims.

I don’t think the police were really looking into crimes against black people in South Africa at the time. It’s entirely possible there were several serial killers that targeted non-white victims to avoid detection.

jordanlund ,
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That’s true, but following the Jack the Ripper thread, it would be a giant break in MO to suddenly change races like that…

Spike , in It's the same fake argument every time they try to take away your rights

What in the tankie fuck am i reading

nevemsenki ,

Lemmy being lemmy.

TheControlled ,

You can take the Redditor out of Reddit but not the Reddit out of the Redditor, it would seem.

Maggoty ,

They aren’t wrong though. Every time they want to screw with us they trot out the children. From gun control to banning transgender care.

CaptnKarisma , in *Impressed Polka Noises*

Writing in Weird Al for president

davel , in Took me 2mn to ge it tho
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samus12345 ,
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Need a blue upvote version for Lemmy.

Zerush , in RIP Cesar
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neptune , in One good meme deserves another...

Yeah I thought thirty was old when I was in high school. Adults of a given age have been getting healthier and healthier my entire life. Being childless in my early thirties is also a blessing. But come on. I had time and no money at twenty one. Now I have money and wisdom. And still healthy. Probably healthier than I was at 21.

Sure lots of people in their twenties are still poorly and may be unhealthy but there’s no magic age where life is over.

RaoulDook ,

I’m older than you and still having a blast. I had a blast in my 20s, definitely moreso in the latter half of the 20s too. Being a teenager alternated between joy and misery too often due to hormonal disarray.

At this point I’m generally more content in life than I’ve ever been before.

Sylvartas ,

I was healthier in my early twenties because I actually had time to workout tbh. I need to make the time to start doing it regularly again…

Catoblepas ,

Adults of a given age have been getting healthier and healthier my entire life

God, it’s easy to overlook how true this is. Looking at pictures of my parents and grandparents at my age is shocking. Less lead, asbestos, and cigarettes in your diet is good for you I guess. People drink alcohol less and wear more sunscreen too, which surely helps.

blandfordforever , in video encoding is a great time

What I took from this post is that I have a lot to learn about encoding.

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