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antonim , in Not looking to pick a fight but.. there's only seven stories in the world.

there’s only seven stories in the world

There isn’t. That’s a completely nonsensical statement, no serious scholar of litearture/film/etc. would claim something of the sort. While there have been attempts to analyse the “basic” stories and narrative structures (Propp’s model of fairy tales, Greimas’ actantial model, Campbell’s well-known hero’s journey), they’re all far from universally applicable or satisfying.

Jax ,

there’s only seven stories in the world

This, to me, sounds like the opinion of someone who doesn’t read for entertainment. No, manga does not count.

If your only exposure to stories are TV shows and movies… yeah it’s gonna seem like there aren’t very many types of stories.

jtk ,
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Thus begins the story of [email protected] overcoming the monster.

antonim ,

and then it will turn out the monster was inside me all along

Gabu ,

No, manga does not count.

“Nuuuuh, the most diverse medium with the wildest stories doesn’t count!! I’ll poopy my pants if you count it”

Jax ,

It is baffling that you would step forward and suggest that manga is somehow better than Japanese literature. Even further baffling are the people upvoting this.

As I said, the opinions of people who have never read for entertainment.

Edit: This is coming from someone who follows JJK leaks.

Gabu ,

Japanese literature

You mean generic isekai ?

doofy77 ,

Light novels don’t count.

Gabu ,

“Nuuuuu-uuuuuh! Light nobels dun count! I’m pooping my poopy pants!!!1!”

doofy77 ,

Righto, mate.

Jax ,

A story is not measured in quality by the amount of words it has, which it seems is all light novel readers ever seem to be able to talk about.

seliaste ,
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I already have 8 medias in mind that have a completely different narrative structure

rustyfish , in My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
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The Thirty Years’ War didn’t have tanks in it so it’s not to be considered a war. I also like to bring to your attention, that I’m a mod at askhistorian. So if you don’t agree with me, you will get banned.

clay_pidgin ,

Dang, since leaving the other place you can only afford the one historian? A pity.

casmael , in ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Typing a witty comment 🧠

Norgur ,
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🧠

Pandantic , in I guess this isn’t news to anyone, but I just thought of it
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More proof it’s more punishment than concern for the baby. To them, sex is a sin unless for procreation and your punishment for having sex for fun or while poor (or sexually assaulted) is that you have to bear the burden because you sinned. They can’t handle their own sexual shit because it’s not allowed to be talked about, so they make us all deal with it. She doesn’t want to have her 3rd baby, but she’s a good Christian woman who can’t say no to her husband, so she has to have it, and she wants other women to have to have it too. The fawning over babies and speaking to the “sacredness of life” is the facade they wear because it sounds more “Christian”.

Oh that and, male power over women’s bodies. Because, you never know, that mystery pregnancy you got after the club might just be Jesus! Zeus came as coins ffs, so God may appear to the new Mary as rohypnol. Who knows?

Flax_vert ,

This isn’t proof, it’s a strawman argument.

empireOfLove2 , (edited ) in Jokushner
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Reminder that kushner was given over $2 billion dollars from Saudi Arabia (a competing, genocidal foreign power!) while he was acting as an advisor to President Trump with direct connection to the President. But you sure don’t see any investigations into that these days…

EmpathicVagrant ,

It’s not like he did something serious - like register Democrat, or pay taxes.

gari_9812 , in Give me your best memes!
outer_spec , in H.A.R.D.C.O.R.E
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game where what gender your character is is based on the difficulty level. Men are easy mode, because of male privilege. Women are medium, they start out with 25% less GP and have a debuff when traveling without a companion NPC at night. Nonbinary people are hard mode, some NPCs will perceive your character as “against the natural order” and attack them, but if they fail the “pronouns” skill check they get a disadvantage.

ieightpi ,

Accurate.

acastcandream , (edited )

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Pinklink , in Well shit it took me a minute.

You changed it the second time I read it, that’s cheating

RootBeerGuy , in Maybe just upvote that repost?
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Samsy OP ,

I thought of using this one. Really.

jkrtn ,

It’s reddit, he should have a swastika arm band.

Alice , in boycott Nintendo products

Per Snopes:

What’s True

A child in Venezuela made a cardboard Nintendo Gameboy to play a home-made version of Super Mario Bros.

What’s False

However, Nintendo did not send a cease-and-desist letter to this child, nor did the company sue his family for $200 million.

A picture with some text is not a news source. Boycott Nintendo for good reasons.

hemko ,

It’s a meme

Alice ,

Yeah my bad, went right over my head.

Cqrd ,

This is a joke referencing Nintendo suing an emulator developer. It should not be considered news. The money amount is even the same.

Alice ,

Oops, I’m slow on the uptake. Thanks.

0ops ,

This meme’s older than the latest yuzu thing. I’m pretty sure I saw it on reddit, and I haven’t been there in months. Nintendo’s been like this forever.

Cqrd ,

It is, but this one is a reference to Yuzu, you can tell by the money. Previously it was $200 million, where as Yuzu settled for $2.5m

Zuberi , in *sheepish grin*
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I feel like I am being targeted with this post, how do I report something as harassment?

The_wild_card ,

Press the three dots

Press report

Type reason

Send

UnRelatedBurner ,

u snitch

jaybone ,

You need to press control alt delete and then insert a bent paper clip into the small hole in your CD-ROM drive. No, not that hole, the other one. Oops, you just made a five volt connection which fried every board in the system. Now you need to contact Compaq support. But they were just acquired by HP. And Fry’s went out of business. But it’s Thursday evening and Lost season 3 is starting tonight. Will Kate hook up with Jack or Sawyer?

UnrepententProcrastinator ,

Create a niche community for that.

MissJinx ,
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You phone os always recording

atlasraven31 , in Nintendo doing the smarting

It’s a shame about Yuzu. Have you heard about this new emulator called Nuzu?

Sorse ,
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AFC1886VCC ,

“Sue you” lmao

InputZero ,

Don’t forget about it’s inevitable fork “suye”.

bigkahuna1986 ,

This aged like milk.

asexualchangeling ,

Don’t be silly, milk lasts a whole lot longer

EmperorHenry , in Winning the lottery
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Why would I waste money on winRAR when 7zip is open source and free right there?

kattenluik ,

It’s really sad honestly, there’s so many alternatives to WinRAR and no one dares uses them.

Grandwolf319 ,

Because winrar let’s you use it for free, it’s basically the best tactic to let your software stick.

c_ezra_m ,

If you don’t pay for WinRAR, the only thing it will do is show up notices to buy it. This is intentional, meant to prevent piracy. So it’s more like a donation rather than a purchase.

kattenluik ,

Every other worthwhile one is also free and does not prompt you for purchase.

Jakeroxs ,

7zip is just so far superior in every way, it’s crazy people use anything else imo.

Crack0n7uesday ,

Better compression, password protected files, better speeds. So many features.

w2tpmf ,

Peazip is also good for the same reasons 7zip is.

ftbd ,

I just use gzip because it’s built-in

gnuplusmatt ,

Same reason I use ark

lengau ,

A person of good taste, I see…

EmperorHenry ,
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Lots of other software makes use of 7zip, because it’s open source and free and you don’t need to pay to be allowed to integrate it into your own software

PanoptiDon ,

I didn’t know about 7z, but I had been using WinRAR for years and I was in a position to contribute.

Sabre363 , in This title is another fat joke

The police already have all the morbidly obese and immobile shooters

Johanno ,

In jail, right?

ryathal ,

They do occasionally visit jail.

Tbird83ii , in Let's see them Lemmy.
BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Danger tummy.

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