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ZILtoid1991 , in Kenya
@ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

Kenya see deez nuts?

Cleverdawny , in There are only two genders. The rests are mental disorders.

Why do you care so much what someone else wants to be called and look like

kresten ,

The same reason as I’d care if someone said the earth is flat. I’d try to compare it to my knowledge gained in school, and be confused.

Cralder ,

School often tells a simplified version of the truth.

LeLachs ,

Treat it like a name. You don’t need to learn all of them but when someone shares theirs with you, learn it and what it means or it’ll be very rude towards them. To put it into context, it would be like everyone would be called Joe and Mary, which would be very boring.

Cleverdawny ,

Confused? Oh no, never that. It must make your pretty little head hurt, having to try to think.

kresten ,

Why are you being condescending?

Cleverdawny ,

Because you’re being dishonest. You’re not confused about anything. Just say what you mean.

JoYo , in *patriotic guitar twangles*
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

I was at guitar center shopping for a nylon classical and this kid was singing that Oliver guy’s one song in the acoustic room.

When he finished I told him that song is about me.

He also played wonder wall, no joke, 10 times.

Franzia ,

Lmfao

axont ,

this kid is training to become every white guy at a party with a guitar

ProxyTheAwesome ,

Stairway to Heaven and Hotel California incoming

koyo , in Today we learnt...

im with everyone here. what the fuck

Knusper , in 5 parallel universes ahead

Why is it writing German words with “ae” instead of the umlaut (ä)? That makes sense, if you’re typing on a keyboard, but ChatGPT should be capable of outputting umlauts and it shouldn’t be difficult either, to make that 3D printer place two dots above an “a”…

Holzkohlen ,

Maybe he is swiss, they have some weird quirks. Like they don’t do the ß either I believe. Maybe they don’t use Umlaute. I’d ask them, but I can’t understand them when they talk. That is not even a joke.

Macromelus ,

We dont use ae as ä. We also use Umlauts :)

crispy_kilt ,

The only orthographic difference is not using ß.

There are more differences but they are in the vocabulary. The Swiss use a lot of French words. Velo instead of Fahrrad, Trottoir instead of Bürgersteig, Cheminée instead of Kamin, Porte-Monnaie instead of Brieftasche, Camion instead of Lastkraftwagen, and so on.

kek_w_lol ,

They also differ by region a lot. In Zurich you’ll see fewer french words and more anglicisms.

Flughoernchen ,

It also ignored the “ü” in “für” completely and wrote “fr” instead. This is just stupid. Like fr?

Stephbro , in its even more outdated

Look, I hate Facebook just as much as the next guy. But I live in The Netherlands and it’s the primary way I can contact literally everyone I know. So changing to another messaging app is hard here.

UnfortunateDoorHinge ,

Same in Australia. I have Facebook disabled, but I’ve got messenger to keep in the loop

n1ved ,

same in India , everyone uses whatsapp even for official communication

MaZZie ,

Just removed whatsapp a few years ago. If people need you, they will install Telegram!

gammasfor ,

Then you find out nobody needs you and you get depressed.

RVMWSN ,

I’m from the NLs and removed WA last year. What I liked about switching to Signal: people who care about me also installed Signal, so I didn’t lose that. What I did lose? All the groups that I got into through the years, all of which were completely non-essential. If I need messaging with someone outside Signal I just use sms. The best part of leaving WA is that you’ll find a lot of people willing to install Signal for your sake, and that’s how it becomes easier for others to make the move.

cyclohexane , in I'd pick the person.

I’d rather the person. A roommate that’s so good, I didn’t even notice them there until I physically checked the attic? Perfect.

Kittenstix ,

That was my thought, if they’ve gone unnoticed until then that means they are quiet, that alone puts them in the top 5% of roommates.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Are they tidy? Do they clean up and keep the noise at a dull roar? They can stay.

TimeSquirrel , in Saw this on feddit.de and want to share the idea.
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Has the corporate internet warped peoples minds so much they now think they themselves need to restrict usage of their stuff?

koorool ,

Not restrict, but sign.

Did you like this joke? Look here for more. Oh no, you are fediversed now, oh well.

irmoz ,

We’re not a cult, man

ComradePorkRoll ,

Exactly. We are totally not a cult.

SeaJ , in Android vs IOS

The operating system that Google created to collect your data is secure? Not unless you get rid of all the Google services.

miss_brainfart ,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Don’t confuse privacy and security. Android is a very secure system.

LambLeeg ,

Android is AOSP, it has no Google at all. Don’t confuse OEM ROMs and Android Open Source Project. As someone with GrapheneOS I can only laugh when someone calls iOS more private

miss_brainfart ,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t confuse anything. All flavours of Android are secure systems, but that doesn’t mean they’re all private.

I definitely agree with you that Graphene is more private than iOS, which is probably more private than most OEM Android systems out there.

LambLeeg ,

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  • miss_brainfart ,
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    So, originally I simply stated that privacy and security aren’t the same, and that Android as a whole is very secure.

    And from this, you somehow extrapolated that I don’t know the difference between AOSP and OEM Systems?

    Enlighten me.

    darcy , (edited )
    @darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

    true, but most think of oem roms when they hear android

    LambLeeg ,

    Exactly, but it’s inexcusable when a tech discussion happens. You either know it, or dare to shut up (not you precisely, though). Don’t be a hypocrite, only facts.

    miss_brainfart ,
    @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

    When I hear Android, I think of Android. And that word encompasses everything imo. That’s how most people use the word in my experience.

    If someone means AOSP specifically, they’ll say AOSP

    darcy ,
    @darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

    exactly. i think the term ‘android’ should be used as an umbrella term only, like linux.

    “im running linux”

    yeah but what distro? same with android

    MooseBoys ,

    AOSP has no Google at all

    …? dafuq u smoking?

    Hovenko ,
    @Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

    Yes yes you are special and precious.

    MooseBoys ,

    Android is a very secure system

    Except for the ridiculously powerful permissions you need to give most system-type apps in order for them to function (i.e. read and paint over all screen content) because the accessibility APIs are shit, and password manager APIs too fragmented to be useful.

    Sometimes the policy of “you will use our API and you will be happy” is actually beneficial for users.

    miss_brainfart ,
    @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

    It has its flaws, like any other system. But it is a lot more secure ootb than most peoples’ Windows installation, for example.

    Is that a low bar to clear? Yeah, I guess. But it clears it by quite a margin.

    vanapax , in Man of culture

    You’re better off learning that from porn bc most of the time people use pov wrong in memes

    Mothra ,
    @Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

    Exactly. Learned it from cinematography myself, and at least in that regard it’s properly used in porn.

    ivereadalltheory , in Lemmy since the reddit collapse
    @ivereadalltheory@beehaw.org avatar

    Tankies when you don’t want your country to fall into fascism.

    cyclohexane ,

    The Democratic party is already a sympathizer of fascism.

    anarchrist ,

    I mean they said it was to ensure republican losses in the general elections, but the DNC financially supported many fascists in the republican primaries.

    gun ,
    @gun@lemmy.ml avatar

    Just vote for the lesser of two fascisms

    Faydaikin ,
    @Faydaikin@beehaw.org avatar

    Now we just have to figure out which one that is

    ox0r ,
    @ox0r@jlai.lu avatar

    For the majority of the world, the usa is alrwas inflicting fascism on them all the fucking time. Hell even people inside the usa live under a fascist state, especially minorities/poc

    Thedogspaw ,

    Tankies want there country’s to fall to fascism though they claim to be on the left but fallow a right wing extremist in putin and spout rightwing talking points

    ivereadalltheory ,
    @ivereadalltheory@beehaw.org avatar

    The only good reply to my comment. Get a tankie drunk and you’ll hear all you need to know they’re full of shit.

    RespectMyAuthoriteh , in If everyone was spread out onto different instances, and communities were based all over the fediverse, the decisions of one instance would be less impactful.
    @RespectMyAuthoriteh@lemmy.world avatar

    Let’s put things in perspective. Lemmy.world currently has a “whopping” 127k users. That’s fewer users than the moderately successful niche subreddit I created on Reddit has, which is just one of several thousand subreddits over 127k in size. Not to mention the tens of thousands of Instagram, youtube, facebook, tiktok, etc., pages with more than 127k subscribers. Saying lemmy.world has “a lot of power” at this point seems like a real stretch to me.

    WorkIsSlow ,

    The amount of power they have over the direction of Lemmy comes from the percentage of Lemmy users they have not the total user count.

    treefingers ,

    That’s all well and good, but a user can be subscribed to many subs

    Nurgle ,

    You can be on multiple instances?

    treefingers ,

    It’s much more normal for a person to have many more subs attached to a single account than it is to have many accounts

    E.g. you might have say 3 accounts, but one of those accounts might have 100 subs, relatively speaking the numbers aren’t comparable

    bappity ,
    @bappity@lemmy.world avatar

    think about it relatively

    XEAL ,

    A lot of power within Lemmy.

    DrQuint ,

    fewer than a successful niche reddit

    Maybe by subscriber count (the bad count, never use sub count).

    Truly niche reddits have 5k readers at most. And even then, readers includes lurkers, while lemmy users ONLY includes people making comments.

    interdimensionalmeme ,

    It’s obvious that like mastodon when twitter imploded, not 1% of 1% of 1% of fleeing users actually made it past the registration screen. Maybe Lemmy will get another chance , in 5/10 years

    wewbull ,

    A platform switch takes time, and normally it’s a particular community that takes hold. Right now, on Lemmy, it seems to be mostly memes and shit posting that’s on the front page. Getting more interesting conversations visible to new users will make the biggest difference.

    prole ,

    Their “power” would be relative to other lemmy instances, not absolute.

    The comparison to reddit isn’t really fair, as by the time they were getting thousands of subs with more than 127k subscribers, they had been bought by Conde Nast, and were also making money through ads.

    These servers don’t just magically run for free, someone is paying for it. And I don’t know about you, but I don’t want lemmy to change in order to appear more appealing to advertisers.

    shadearg , in Gotta do what ya gotta do
    @shadearg@lemmy.world avatar

    Makes ya moist, dus’nit, Pottah?

    PeWu ,

    puffs cheeks … POTTAH

    andthenthreemore , in Can you Americans pass the test?
    @andthenthreemore@startrek.website avatar

    Easy, that’s Andorra the map is post WW3.

    gamey , in Firefox is the only way.
    @gamey@feddit.rocks avatar

    I just wish Mozilla didn’t just tread Gecko as part of Firefox, the few who tried developing on it came to the conclusion that it’s not sustainable if the engines developer doesn’t give a fuck about you! :/

    Aurenkin ,

    Damn, that sounds like a real missed opportunity. Hopefully they come around on that one.

    gamey ,
    @gamey@feddit.rocks avatar

    Well, they always did it like that and basically cut all their bigger projects in the massive layoff so I wish they did too but I doubt it :/

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