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andthenthreemore , in Can you Americans pass the test?
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Easy, that’s Andorra the map is post WW3.

gamey , in Firefox is the only way.
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I just wish Mozilla didn’t just tread Gecko as part of Firefox, the few who tried developing on it came to the conclusion that it’s not sustainable if the engines developer doesn’t give a fuck about you! :/

Aurenkin ,

Damn, that sounds like a real missed opportunity. Hopefully they come around on that one.

gamey ,
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Well, they always did it like that and basically cut all their bigger projects in the massive layoff so I wish they did too but I doubt it :/

dingus , in Post a meme on lemmy, upvote on kbin, boost on mastodon, comment on firefish, feature on pixelfed, reply to a comment on...
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Time to invest in Persona Management software

VikingHippie ,

And maybe a good psychologist 🤷

Roundcat OP ,
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No arguments here.

reflex ,
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No arguments here.

Roundcat like.

espersentinel , in 🙃😵💀

They act like most of us even have time to make breakfast like we’re living in some 90’s sitcom

IDontHavePantsOn ,

It’s people like you that make me look like an asshole. Every morning I wake up at 3am to squeeze orange juice, make sausage gravy, biscuits, waffles, 5 omelettes, 40 pancakes, 6lbs of bacon, hash browns, buttered toast, and right after my son comes down the stairs, puts his ball cap on, grabs a single piece of bacon, heads out the door in a rush, I chase him down with a PB&J he inevitably always forgets. But it’s not like I want to waste 40lbe of food per day. Some days I just want my son to sit down and eat the 40lbs of food I prepared. He may think I’m overbearing but I’m really overcaring.

peterpan520 ,

What intro was that from? I can’t figure it out :-(

ProfezzorDarke ,

It’s from… “Nondescript White-Ethnocentric Nostalgia Family with Canned Laughter” Good show

craftyindividual , (edited ) in Here we go again

Not regretting my leap from Reddit to Lemmy at start of July. Firefox is my homeboy, been using it for decades.

MrClayman ,

I just swapped everything over, it feels. Lemmy for Reddit. Mastodon for Twitter. Firefox for Chrome.

I have to say, it makes me feel better after having switched. Even if it’s a very small piece of control, it’s mine. :)

grue ,

How 'bout swapping Linux for Windows?

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

Great to hear!

queermunist , in Come on fellas we gotta go back
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Imagine: it’s 100+ degrees out, all those dudes in suits are sweating their balls off.

And you’re nice and comfortable in your air conditioned barrel.

😌

linuxgator ,

I saw someone at the airport yesterday walking around in an inflatable unicorn suit. Was thinking to myself, not that’s a way to keep cool and keep people out of your personal space at the same time.

Archlinuxforever , in That's unfortunate
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Oh look, it’s the same old reposted garbage meme that I have seen on Reddit hundreds of times.

Anid_Vid ,

idk I’ve seen this first time, and its hilarious, though agreed I never used Reddit that much

Archlinuxforever ,
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This has been reposted on the dankmemes subreddit a countless amount of times.

samus12345 ,
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I’m sure it has, but not everyone lives (lived?) in Reddit like you.

Lucidlethargy ,

Oh man, I’m so glad that hasn’t popped up here. That sub was hot garbage. I blocked it years ago, and forgot about it until now haha.

el_bhm ,

Oh look, it’s the same old reposted garbage comment that I have seen on Reddit hundreds of times.

Archlinuxforever ,
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Oh look, it’s the same old comment complaining about another comment that I have seen on Reddit hundreds of times.

Pyroglyph ,
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Oh look, it’s the same old reposted comment chain that I have seen on Reddit hundreds of times.

CapeWearingAeroplane ,

Something something pls give upvotes

Contend6248 ,

I would never upvote chain-comments, they are so cringe after the first two

el_bhm ,

Came here to say this!

Blastard ,

this

Stegget ,

That’s how you can tell Lemmy is growing.

Awoo , in Abe-sama gives advice

Abe was a fascist shit, he deserved it.

Gotta do the rest of the liberal party too unfortunately though.

SilentStorms , in Groundbreaking Inventions

Is this…?

Cornpop ,

Yes lol

famousringo ,

I just assume every image with four panels…

potpie ,

Dammit!

RagingHungryPanda , in It was a simpler time...

Now there’s some 'member berries

3FingersOfMilk OP ,

'memeber sharing ringtones with your friends via Bluetooth?

RagingHungryPanda ,

Oh yeah, and giving each person their own ringtone

mruniverse ,

Remember when snake was the best mobile game. lol.

3FingersOfMilk OP ,

Anyone else assign someone the ringtone “silent” ?

StalksEveryone ,
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Many ringtones were basically memes in audio format. Like arnold shwarzeneger talking or akon and lil wayne lyrics. MIKE JONES!

BartsBigBugBag ,

218-330-8004.

WarmSoda ,

You can still do that on Android.
You know, if you wanted to.

KiofKi ,
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Can’t remember the last time I heard a ringtone. Don’t even know what ringtone I have. The world has turned awfully quiet in that regard.

johnthedoe ,

That 8 bit tone of Sweet Child O Mine

papabobolious ,

You mean over IR

jetsetdorito ,

This thread has two different layers of feeling old

PitzNR , in The US of A

As an Israeli I just want to say: Please someone marry me I need that foreign passport to get out of this shithole :(

Bluehood380 ,

I will marry you. Are you okay with the Gae? I am a straight Asia make. But I will marry you.

zahel ,

We love Gae Sex

PitzNR ,

I’m OK with Le gae, ze lesb, xe non Binary and the straight, just get me out of here!

IzzyJ ,
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Y r u gae?

altima_neo , in Winning is relative
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There’s no Americans bragging about that. Corporations and the government, sure. The rest of us are to busy living in pain

Philipp ,

Some years ago I were in US on vacation and a Cadillac commercial said you shouldn’t buy cars made by lazy people wo have 4 weeks vacation every year, instead you should buy an American car.

reverendsteveii ,

you should buy a car assembly someone who is absolutely exhausted and has exactly no reason to give a fuck. Because freedom.

electriccars ,
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AstralWeekends ,

Disgusting.

altima_neo ,
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Meanwhile, GM is having all its stuff made in Mexico and Canada.

ReakDuck ,

“Everything is possible if you believe in it” and destroy the fucking planet while doing so

electriccars ,

Most Americans have no clue what the rest of the world is like.

Most Americans don’t even understand the progressive income tax system we have, they will go so far as to decline raises because it’ll put them in a higher bracket and they think that will mean less take home pay. It doesn’t! You should always take a raise!

I believe I’ll someday move to a country that has good policies for everything from healthcare, to work life balance, and social safety nets, and I’ll never have to deal with the American nightmare again.

Osito ,

To be fair, the rest of the world isn’t easily accessible for most Americans

Education is broken because on purpose

Tar_alcaran ,

It’s literally one Google search away. And if they want to travel, you’ll be able to speak English to basically everyone (under 40)

JustinTheGM ,

There’s actually a tricky spot for folks who get certain social services which are tied to income. A small raise can bump you out of eligibility for things like medicaid and food stamps, and thus can in fact result in higher expenses, less money in your pocket, and a lower quality of life.

electriccars ,

Yep! The welfare cliff I believe it’s called. Evidence of a poorly designed welfare system, which I think some see as a feature not a bug sadly.

tkk13909 , in Dear Android users

The implication being that iPhone users are just minding their own business instead of the reality of making fun of Android users for ridiculous things.

capital OP ,

The only thing I hear about is people not continuing to talk to prospective dates due to having green bubbles which is dumb as fuck too. I hate all that shit.

Glide , (edited )

Fucking real, though. The cultural group responsible for checks notes “shaming people who have the wrong bubble color in texts”?, suddenly think they’re the one’s being unjustly preached to? The joke in this image is not the one OP thought they were making.

far_university190 , in How are there so many of them

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

Ildsaye , in How capitalism works

I took the RISK of investing in making workers build the unicycle profit scooper porky-point

yogthos OP ,
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