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GreenMario , in Relatable
kamen ,

Wed-en-ee-es-day

atx_aquarian , in This checks out
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

Is the joke that they didn’t waste any time arming with the new tech?

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yeah, I don’t get it…

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

4999BC is 1 year after 5000BC

Dave ,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

I get that, but I don’t get the joke. Is the joke that after bows were invented, people started using them?

exoplanetary ,
@exoplanetary@lemmy.world avatar

I think the joke is that people who don’t know how years work would think 4999 BC was before 5000.

EvokerKing ,

I think he is trying to use c/memes as r/technicallythetruth.

MajinBlayze ,

More antimeme than anything

JackbyDev ,

The joke is that the format of this is normally

  • Thing began in X
  • People in X - 1

So when you first see it you’re like “haha, but wait that’s a bow…” then you remember “ah yes, it’s BC”

Dave ,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

Oh ok, so it’s a play on an existing meme format. I’m not a memexpert so didn’t understand the joke.

Geriatrickid ,

I’ve also never seen an original of the format this is from, glad I wasn’t the only one confused

Million ,
tdawg ,

My dumbass trying to remember how history works from 10+ years ago

JackbyDev ,

This was more than ten years ago!

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a meta meme, playing off of the format that usually has people doing something silly before the time something was invented. But it’s backwards because it’s BC.

Examples:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/23bad0de-47a1-423a-ae08-760c5e4c11ba.jpeg

Dave ,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

Thanks!

electrogamerman ,

This format is hilarious, it should have its on sublemmy

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Lol, the joke is just that this is the inverse of how this meme usually works, since counting backwards in BC is forward in time.

June ,

This is so fucking stupid.

And you got me.

jaybone ,

The best jokes always need explaining.

AlboTheGuy ,
@AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl avatar

My man I think he was making a joke by pretending that the inversion is so obvious he was trying to understand the joke

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

The inversion is obvious… Well then again, maybe not for most Americans lol

elboyoloco ,
@elboyoloco@lemmy.world avatar

Oh… I see. I was trying to figure out the humor… I wasn’t getting the reference to the other memes at first lol.

Hotdogman , in Chilling > Working

Looks like the grind to me. 3 roommates, no food and no fire to keep warm.

BedSharkPal , in Buzz buzz buzz.

Cicadas sound like summer to me. For the most part I am a fan!

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

Yeah. I've moved away from where I grew up and I miss the sound of the cicadas, weirdly enough. Summer just doesn't really feel like summer without the BREEEEEaaaREEEEEEEaaaREEEEE of the cicadas in all the trees.

They're annoying until you get used to them and then they just become part of the ambience.

aksdb ,

For the most part I am a fan!

Can you blow some fresh air over, please?

XEAL ,

iM a HuGe MeTaL fAn

cadekat , in Parasitic

Landlords do provide services: property maintenance and not having to worry about selling the place when you leave. Are landlords paid way too much for these services? Hell yes. That’s more an issue of inadequate supply though, in my opinion.

Similarly, ticket scalpers provide a service, but not to concert goers. Scalpers absorb risk on behalf of the venue/performer. That’s why venues, who could absolutely shut down scalpers, don’t. Still scummy as hell, but don’t absolve the venue of guilt too.

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Bruh the water fountain in the gym at my apartment complex has been broke for over a year, with 2 different owners who have both refused to fix it lmao. They provide a service that should be a human right, and i fail to see how increasing the supply would mediate this exploitation of something people need to survive. Lol

cadekat ,

If there were more available units, you could leave and go to one with better maintenance. There’d be actual competition between landlords to keep tenants.

Not ideal, obviously, since moving is a pretty big life event. I’m not saying increasing supply is the solution to every problem with landlords. Being allowed to withhold partial rent if common elements are broken would probably be a better solution in this particular instance.

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Bruh I’m in a rent controlled unit, i had to jump through a shit ton of hoops to get approved for, I ain’t goin Knowhere till I no longer qualify for this unit. What you are recommending is the equivalent of a bandaid solution for a wound that needs a tourniquet…

trailing9 ,

With competition, other units will be cheaper. Units will be rented for production costs. Competition is not a bandaid but the solution.

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Lmao you can’t be serious?! Where is this competition right now and why aren’t they completing currently competing?

trailing9 ,

There are many obstacles like complex building codes, limited supply of building sites, credit requirements or limited public transport. Reduce them, respectively increase public transport, and more people have an opportunity to spend their money on real estate with the expectation of profits.

MyNameIsIgglePiggle ,

Spending.money on real estate with the expectation of profits is the problem in all of this.

Housing should not be an investment

trailing9 ,

Who should create real estate without profits?

If you supply housing as a government service, construction workers will play the same games as defence contractors. Do you expect rent to be cheaper?

What’s wrong with profits? They compensate for the risk and effort that comes with creating real estate. They are only too high when there is no competition.

If profits are too high, what is preventing you from creating a new house and be rewarded with those profits? Change the world so that you, and thus others, have the ability to participate. Then housing prices will be fair.

MyNameIsIgglePiggle ,

No problem with builders making money.

Why don’t I just erect an estate? Land is too expensive here, not the buildings. Very hard to make new land.

trailing9 ,

Land is expensive where many people live. There is enough land available in Alaska for estates

Not everybody can live in an estate and expect low travel time into the city center.

If you want to create new housing in a city, you have to share land. In other words, you have to build high-risers.

MyNameIsIgglePiggle ,

They want a million dollars (AUD) for 1000m2 of farmland where I am, 1 hour commute to the nearest city

It’s on a flood plane

It’s advertised to people to use as “land banking” on the off chance that it might get rezoned in the next 20 years.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Ours just has a sign that says “taken offline due to covid” and the gym was down for maintenance for a month and they only fixed one out of like seven issues.

These broken items have been broken for three years but the leasing office claims maintenance is done every six months.

socsa ,

All the big venues near me have moved to non-transferable tickets.

archomrade ,

Landlords derive profit from owning a scarce resource, not from providing any services.

A property maintenance worker does the same thing but is paid for their time like any other working class individual.

This is why you can have a terrible landlord just like any good one. It’s not the quality of the landlord that’s the problem, it’s the exploitative relationship. Just like how slavery is bad despite their being “good” slave owners that didn’t beat their slaves: it wasn’t the treatment of the slaves that was the problem, it was the ownership of human beings.

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

It is literally a hold over from the Feudalism that was the status quo before Capitalism was the status quo. Every new social order holds reminants of the previous hierarchical powet structures thats why Landlords are called landLORDS they are a different class from the workers who’s paychecks they rely on to pay the mortgages to their fiefdoms.

Empricorn ,

So… how would you describe eliminating competition so that there are no other ticket scalpers. Oh, and you also need regular concert tickets to survive.

THAT’S how they’re different, and how giant corporations who buy up properties and single-family homes and then jack-up rental prices (that they also own) are not “providing a service”, but further enriching themselves.

Carvex , in I think he's worse though.

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TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar
Dkarma ,

Ugh this whole movie is so good.
Everything is fantastic from the script to the fx to the costumes to the acting.

Tons of cameos, Gary oldman and Willis at their absolute best and milla jovovich absolutely killing it in her big screen debut.

Even now like 20 years later the CGI doesn’t look dated.

hydrospanner ,

Only bad part is Luc Besson.

SpookyUnderwear ,

I watched it a few months ago. It has some campy moments, but that’s part of its charm. How many great movies can say the primary protagonist and antagonist never interact? Not many, I’d wager.

istdaslol , in Nothing like the love of a mother

Just FYI. It’s a sketch from the German comedy show „Knallerfrauen“

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Veedem , in Some things never change :)
@Veedem@lemmy.world avatar

Starting to feel like home, right?

Sheeple ,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Good thing an actually functioning block feature exists here <3

saltesc ,

Resdit is dead; long live Reddit.

Veedem ,
@Veedem@lemmy.world avatar

Correcting people on the internet is basically our version of terraforming and, baby, we just landed on mars.

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

Correction : I think Jupiter would be a better analogy

slackassassin ,

Ahem, I’m assuming you mean the moons of Jupiter.

Broken_Monitor ,

Especially when I write some long winded rebuttal and after I post it find myself wondering why I’m escalating some stupid ass argument. Oh yeah. It’s like I never left.

Vespair ,

I’ll write 4 paragraphs, then notice I made one typo and get frustrated and delete the whole goddamn thing

solidsnake2085 , in The american dream
@solidsnake2085@lemmy.world avatar

Join a Union. I’m in a plumbers union and after I finished my apprenticeship and got my journeyman’s license I’m pulling $46 an hour.

SomeAmateur ,

People underestimate the trades

IndefiniteBen ,
@IndefiniteBen@feddit.nl avatar

I get the sense that is changing… People are worried that many jobs will soon be automated and see that the trades will be safe from that for quite some time.

nik282000 ,
@nik282000@lemmy.ml avatar

Most people don’t have the manual dexterity or mechanical intuition to get into trades. Millwrighting, welding, plumbing and electrician-ing all require a person who is clever enough to understand and repair equipment that they have only just seen. Most people have a hard time applying a screen protector for a phone they have owned for months.

Domestic manufacturing is where Canada/USA should be aiming to create jobs. All skill levels are required and automated facilities still need humans. The positions are a lot more varied now, with most tasks being those that would require expensive vision systems or minor problem solving. Domestic manufacturing might help with some of the bull shit global supply chain issues as well.

TokyoMonsterTrucker , in He's gone now. He said we should find another format to replace this one.

I bet no one has changed his mind about being an abusive piece of shit to the heavily pregnant women in his life. Pretty sure that’s baked right in.

Knusper , in Fresh vacuum lines im told are like an aphrodisiac.

I once read about a study, which genuinely found the sex drive of women lowered, if they need to care for their partner like a small child.
Their theory was that the relationship transitions from romantic love to maternal love, and mothers just don’t tend to find their children sexy…

WarmSoda ,

Makes sense both ways, really. What normal healthy person wants to wait hand and foot on thier SO 24/7.
That’s not a relationship.

BilboBargains ,

It’s notable that the opposite isn’t true, men’s libido doesn’t diminish while they lift heavy objects, service a mortgage or repair their spouses car. Women continue to seek sexual tension, far more than the act itself. The typical evolution of romantic relationships is one of gradual decline of libido for the husband and precipitous decline for the wife after she’s popped out the first born.

The cracks in Judeo-Christian edifice are appearing in the form of rejection of gender norms and marriage is becoming less popular. It wouldn’t be a complete surprise that we are witnessing the dawn of the sex robot. When the technology exists there surely is also a market for babies in a can and a revolution in women’s liberation not seen since the contraceptive pill.

GregoryTheGreat ,

What did I just read

diffaldo ,

word salad…

Spot , in Vice City was my favorite one
@Spot@startrek.website avatar

We used to just leave a vehicle parked somewhere while we made dinner or did other stuff and let the radio play!

People sometimes would stop by and realize, after a bit of convo, they were hearing something and be baffled as to what the hell we were listening too.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

My friends and I would do the same thing. When we got tired of playing, but wanted to keep listening to the music or talk shows.

Spot ,
@Spot@startrek.website avatar

The talk radio was the best! I was not a fan of most talk radio past morning shows but I loved all of the GTA ones. Somehow it made more sense listening to their off the wall shit than the real talk radio stations.

AZERTY ,

I used to love listening to Chatterbox on GTA 3. Lazlo and the Hispanic guy used to make me laugh like crazy, and now I listen to NPR and podcasts so I guess I eventually learned to like talk radio.

Piers ,

There’s a little subgenre of podcasts with a similar vibe. Try “Welcome to Nightvale” and “Beef and Dairy Network”. Though I’m sure there are slightly less weird options out there too.

Spot ,
@Spot@startrek.website avatar

Oh, I have listened to Wlcome to Nightvale! I liked the SCP archives too. I will have to check out Beef and Diary Network as soon as I get to a pause point on Box of Oddities. It may have been that GTA radio that had me prepped for podcasts.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please , in Inspired by a similar meme about applied math, I present: applied physics

Just wait until you find out astronomy uses pi=10.

danekrae ,

What?! Why?

famfo ,
@famfo@social.dn42.us avatar

In the presence of a supermassive black hole, pi gets bend.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

Because when you’re dealing with measurements that are in the billions or trillions, you start working with orders of magnitude instead of specific numbers. A difference of a million miles is insignificant when the galaxy you’re measuring is 500 trillion miles away.

bstix ,

I think you’ve heard that trivia wrong. NASA uses 15 decimals of pi. The curiosity is that they don’t need to use more decimals even if many more are known.

I can’t think of any good reason to use 10 instead. The consequence would be if the galaxy is 157 trillion miles or 500 trillion miles away. That’s alot of space to disregard for no good reason.

stebo02 OP ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Really depends on the situation. If you have to land an aircraft on the moon, you better get the value of π right.

However when estimating the distance to another galaxy, you’re not gonna fly there so you just want to know the order of magnitude: is it 10^9 or 10^15 miles away?

bstix ,

It may be a joke from xkcd, but I am not sure anyone in their right mind would bother using 10 instead of 3 or whatever.

xkcd.com/2205/

Narrrz ,
OprahsedCreature ,

Holy shit a site that explains xkcd jokes. You just made my whole week.

Let’s not pretend none of us have ever not understood an xkcd comic.

lugal ,

My brother has a PhD in astrophysics and he said similar likes like pi is 10.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

I’m referring to Fermi estimations. Yes, NASA uses 15 decimal points for pi, but astronomers aren’t always making super precise calculations. As I mentioned in my previous comment, it’s used for estimating orders of magnitude. It’s helpful when precise calculations are complex, because any error along the way could be obscured or glossed over. A decent fermi estimation will help you identify when your precise calculation is wrong. This estimation can often be done quickly with very little actual data, because you’re only looking at orders of magnitude and rough numbers.

Let’s say you’re trying to calculate something complex. Your Fermi estimate takes like two minutes, and says that the answer is probably in the ballpark of ten million. Your precise answer takes an hour, and comes out to be nearly a billion instead. You can look at your fermi estimate for a minute or two to see if you missed a zero or two somewhere. And if you didn’t, then you need to scrutinize your complex calculation because you know you made an error somewhere.

al4s ,

Then why not use 1? It’s closer to pi than 10 and even easier to calculate with.

HKPiax ,
@HKPiax@lemmy.world avatar

Amateurs, in MY field I use pi=100

Viking_Hippie ,

In MY field, I use pie = tasty

affiliate ,

calculations become a lot easier when you use pi=0

VinnieFarsheds ,
@VinnieFarsheds@lemmy.world avatar

the pi(e) is a lie

ArcaneSlime , in Just witnessed this meeting of the minds on FB

Not defending them, but if I can’t afford a tank of gas I likely can’t afford a whole new car. Hell I can afford a tank of gas and I still can’t afford a new car.

mononomi ,

Yeah not a lot of second hand ev’s out there to buy.

RaoulDook ,

Lots of them on Autotrader when I looked a week ago.

The problem is, they still want $40k for a used EV.

mononomi ,

Damn did not know that, still expensive for sure.

kungen ,

And then you need to consider how much battery capacity is left, pretty sure that’s a really big cost to replace?

SeaJ ,

Unless you are buying one with over 200k miles (still likely 90% there), capacity is out something you have to worry too much about.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

For a while, with state and federal rebates, new EVs were ridiculously cheap but a lot of people didn’t realize it. My brother leased a Nissan Leaf for my niece for $100 a month. I realize leasing isn’t for everyone, but $100 a month for a car for a teenager is pretty damn reasonable until she can afford to buy something for herself.

ElectricCattleman ,

They’re insanely cheap RIGHT NOW. lol

You can get a used 2018-2020 Tesla (or any other brand) for $25k and then $4k back through a tax credit.

RaoulDook ,

That’s not cheap to me, that’s a normal price for a new car. My current car cost thousands less than that and is still great.

_stranger_ ,

Sure, but normal new car prices are ridiculous right now.

Apparently the average is 48K! www.moneygeek.com/…/average-price-of-a-new-car/

Yikes, a new subcompact is 23K on average.

moogs ,

But then you’d have to buy a Tesla.

Kage520 ,

Which is awesome 😎.

Ceo sucks but he bought a business that makes great cars (once you make sure yours doesn’t have the notorious panel gaps).

0x2d ,

Tesla is the worst electric car because it supports Elon Musk

RavindraNemandi ,
@RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network avatar

A used tesla doesnt

thisbenzingring ,

The stink is hard to wash out.

PraiseTheSoup ,

insanely cheap

I think this comment is “insanely” braindead

shitescalates ,

Most teslas i see are still 30-40k and there really aren’t any other brands besides compliance cars at that age.

Stez827 ,
@Stez827@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dude 25k is an insane amount of money for a car and is simply not an option for most people also then you would have to be driving not only a Tesla but a Tesla with an old ass battery

ElectricCattleman ,

Median new car price is $46k, so $21k after tax credit for a used car is very doable for many.

Stez827 ,
@Stez827@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t know where your from but I don’t know many people buying a new car

ElectricCattleman ,

There are 17 million new cars sold in the US every year. Somebody is buying them.

scrubbles OP ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Really I thought these were all expired… But if not we may end up going for it this year

ElectricCattleman ,
the_third ,

Yep, same here in Germany. I bought during that first wave and I’m planning to wait out the current market situation while driving my slightly aging but extremely affordable EVs. Also with everybody whining about electricity pricing I’m just charging them from the panels on my roof. I guess, I just had a few lucky market timings.

Poseidon2023 , in Rebel Scum

Luke wanted to go to the imperial academy, Leia was a senator, and if I remember correctly, in legends canon (the only correct canon)Han actually was in the imperial academy for a while.

Everything after Disney buyout is fan fiction at best

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

In case of Luke it’s understandable since it was about the only way to get out of that hellhole and beside he knew shit at the point (you can notice that he took what Obi Wan told him not very seriously and only seeing the corpses of his uncle and aunt he believed the Empire is shit). Also Owen tried to dissuade him all the time, and he couldn’t really tell him the reason why so he did opposite by coming out as an old grumpy fart - the fact he really was an old grumpy fart even when he was young didn’t helped too.

Leia was an Alderaniaan princes, that means she was raised in the turboliberalism, the fact she was later one of the most sensible people in SW speak volumes how much she did to overcome it.

Han was iirc heir of stupidly big fortune on Corellia which he dumped and never looked back because he wanted adventures. For comparison, that fortune and power he dumped was so huge that by mere virtue of belonging to the clan his stupid cousin Thrackan rose to galactic prominence even despite numerous fuckups, real Louis Bonaparte hours.

Also not everything post Disney is fan fiction, Saw Gerrera was the most canon rebel possible.

unreachable ,
@unreachable@lemmy.id avatar

Luke wanted to go to the imperial academy, Leia was a senator, and if I remember correctly, in legends canon (the only correct canon)Han actually was in the imperial academy for a while.

such logical, mature take, related to real life timeline story

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