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Carvex ,

Yeeeeeupp

Carvex ,

Now they just have to figure out how to grow it, disperse it, and provide shelter and jobs for 20 million brainwashed uneducated drones then they’ll be on their way to their own country soon!

Carvex ,

Fuck I’m gonna

Carvex ,

Without a future or desire to live, why would we have kids? Why are we listening to an 80 year old male virgin in a dress who represents a fairy tale and participated in covering up the rapes of children around the world?

Carvex ,

I always liked to imagine the Charmin Bears as having small to medium sized nipples, but I’m not complaining

Politicians and dog experts vilify South Dakota governor after she writes about killing her dog (apnews.com)

Politicians and dog experts are criticizing South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem after she wrote in a new book about killing a rambunctious puppy. The story — and the vilification she received on social media — has some wondering whether she’s still a viable potential running mate for presumptive Republican presidential candidate...

Carvex ,

These nut jobs are so disconnected from reality, thinking telling people a story about killing your own innocent dog will make you look tough.

Carvex ,

Borrow a fire plane and drown the bridge of their ship. Fair, right?

Carvex ,

Why is all of group 18 good until the bottom? Radioactive or worse?

Carvex ,

Money!

Carvex ,

I’d yeehaw if’n twernt so sad.

Carvex ,

Steam still has it in Early Access still but is charging $50, full price for something they can’t call complete. Gamebreaking bugs and FPS drops to 10 sometimes, it needs work but it seems like Squad is letting the community do the work for them like KSP1.

Carvex ,

It’s coming any time now, they’re just waiting on a broke crackhead pillow salesman to make some up.

Carvex ,

I can’t wait to see at what the rate per kwH unlimited fusion power is going to be sold to us.

HornofBalance , to games
@HornofBalance@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

Horn of Balance - an indie 2D zelda-like

I'm developing 'Horn of Balance', a 2D zelda-like featuring 12 non-linear dungeons, 2 interconnected worlds and a TON of secrets.

Right now, the project is live on Kickstarter (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hornofbalance/horn-of-balance) and we've almost hit the funding goal with just 24 hours left!

There's also a free demo on Steam (https://store.steampowered.com/app/2738140/Horn_of_Balance/) and Itch.

I'm happy to answer any questions you might have!

@games

Carvex ,

That looks awesome! Can’t wait to try it out!

Carvex ,

I’ve read it a few times and am no closer to figuring out what that guy is implying. Then again, if his voters had a multiple-digit IQ they wouldn’t be voting for him.

Carvex ,

House arrest is hardly a punishment

Carvex ,

You have to go somewhere else to tear it.

Carvex ,

We should send their children to a house of god to be sodomized by trusted leaders instead!

Poor person just trying to live their life and educate kids.

Carvex ,

Perfect censorship

Carvex ,

I’m not sure where to find the bow on an airplane? Is it near the aileron or the conflabulator?

Carvex ,

13 months of 28 days with an extra holiday at years end, it works so much cleaner than what we use.

Carvex ,

And were followed to wherever they parked their mom’s cars, and were shot, thrown in a pile, and burned, as is customary with Nazis and Fascists right?

Carvex ,

She hasn’t had only 70k fans at any show this year. Most stadiums are well over 100k, plus 20k more people dancing in the parking lot, that’s how you know this is fake.

Carvex ,

They used the song for an American win at the 2012 London Olympics, as well as “Werewolves of London” for a British win, a song with the line “little old lady got mutilated last night”.

Carvex ,

Fascists gonna fasc.

Russia condemns Ecuador over decision to hand Russian military hardware to US for Ukraine - RIA (www.reuters.com)

MOSCOW, Feb 2 (Reuters) - Russia’s foreign ministry on Friday condemned a decision by Ecuador to hand over Russian-made military hardware to the United States for use in Ukraine as a “reckless” breach of contract, the RIA news agency reported....

Carvex ,

When asked about the letter, Ecuador stated “Yo, I can’t read this shit”.

Tesla recalls 2.2 million cars — nearly all of its vehicles sold in the U.S. — over warning light issue (www.cbsnews.com)

Tesla recalls 2.2 million cars — nearly all of its vehicles sold in the U.S. — over warning light issue::Warning lights on the Tesla vehicles are hard to read, raising the risk of a crash, according to traffic safety regulators.

Carvex ,

The 2000 Corolla 4 cylinder manual is indestructible if you change the oil and don’t crash it.

Carvex ,

They take the man’s entire life away because he revealed us terrible things our non-elected leaders are doing to us. Who was hurt by his actions?

Carvex ,

Shirtless horsing is best, helps forget former political enemies.

Carvex ,

I believe it’s your first option, acceptance for being yourself is the normal instead of a beating from your parents like pre 2000.

Carvex ,

He looks like he just realized he forgot to wipe.

Carvex ,

Not really, it’s been well known he’s fucked kids for almost 30 years.

Carvex ,

What are you going to do? Catapult starving people south across the border as artillery? A GDP of $6USD, 19 million uneducated zombies, and no way out without giving up power forever to China or SK.

Carvex ,

Oops we keep accidentally bombing refugee camps instead of our enemy, teehee.

Carvex ,

There is no incentive to stop obesity. The rich charge enough for health insurance to make profit on these taxpayers who then die before collecting any social security. Perfect citizens.

Carvex ,

For the current Israeli genocide or the last 70 years worth?

Carvex ,

Slapped with disciplinary measures? You mean placed in prison for rape or assault of a minor right?

Carvex ,

Always have money for war and bloodshed

Carvex ,

More like Squid Game

Carvex ,

I’m not your buddy, guy.

Carvex ,

Whites-only Pebbles

Carvex ,

Also that woman clearly isn’t middle aged.

Carvex ,

She know how to use it.

Carvex ,

mmmmoooooOOOOoo

Carvex ,

Shut up baby I known it!

Carvex ,

Grr, why is there bacon in the soap?!

I MADE IT MYSELF!

Carvex ,

At least you’ll get a cool robot hand!

Carvex ,

He never says Legolas in this scene, just awkward stares as he’s like “and…you…”

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