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ImplyingImplications , in It was cold

I WAS IN THE POOL!

moon ,

I can still hear this in George’s voice

jose1324 , in Nuclear isn't perfect, but it is the best we have right now.

It’s definitely not the best we have

Draegur , in Biden admits to taking drugs before the debate.

Staying hydrated is known to increase performance.

Klear ,

Good old dihydrogen monoxide.

GoodEye8 ,

Up there as one of the most dangerous chemical compounds in the world, near 100% fatality rate.

Slovene , in Just Want to Improve my Workplace

Maybe they’re bone conducting headphones.

unreachable ,
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Rooskie91 , in *insert "bomb them" sound effect*

Recommended the book “How to Blow Up a Pipeline” by Andreas Malm so you can explain to your boomer parents why this kind of protest is necessary and why violence against private property is an effective and necessary means of gaining justice.

Linkerbaan ,
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DAS TURRRRRORIRRRM

Anamana , in The older I get, the less I pretend to care

Why are joker memes always cringe? Like no matter what you write, I just get an instant cringe feeling.

Imgonnatrythis ,

I dunno. Maybe you’ve never danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

Sidyctism2 ,

He also definitely doesnt want to know how i got these scars

lost_faith ,

Do you always ask that of all your prey? Do you just like the sound of it?

chooglers , in Got Played

hehe

Norgur ,
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huhu

omeega ,

Haw haw

Norgur ,
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Ha ha!

metostopholes ,
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hoho

Midnight1938 ,

eheh

EmpathicVagrant ,

Shilololololo

Railison , (edited ) in Maybe we can get good IPv6 support now

Wasn’t the point of IPv6 to remove the need for CGNAT?

jelloeater85 ,
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Yes, that was the idea…

gravitas_deficiency , in the debt

Two things:

  • if you owe the bank $34,000, it’s your problem; if you owe the bank $34,000,000,000,000, it’s the bank’s problem.
  • its a big club, and you’re not in it.
Lightfire228 ,

That’s a lot of zeros, when written like that

gravitas_deficiency ,

Yes, and it is the correct number of zeros to use. I find it helps to put things into scope. “Trillion” is an abstract magnitude to most people. Writing it out numerically makes it clear how absolutely enormous the number is.

PanoptiDon , in favoring meme, please
tfw_no_toiletpaper , in Another Zuckerberg meme
DrDominate ,
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Is that a biblically accurate angel??

deathbird ,

Xavier, Renegade Angel, biblically accurate? Maybe.

SparrowRanjitScaur , (edited ) in go get your eyes checked

Natural selection hasn’t really applied to humans for thousands of years. We beat nature when we created civilizations. Which is partly why some of these less than ideal genetic traits go unchecked now in the population.

Dogyote ,

Evolution and natural selection never stops, we’ve only changed what the selective pressures are.

SparrowRanjitScaur ,

True. I was thinking of the selective pressures of nature, but there are absolutely still self imposed selective forces acting on our species.

Instigate ,

And even those self-imposed selective forces are ever-changing and vary quite wildly from context to context across the globe and across the socioeconomic spectrum. Modern human evolution is really fascinating.

flashgnash ,

Fascinating but terrifying to think that natural selection is probably now pushing humans to be good little office drones rather than survivors

SparrowRanjitScaur ,

That’s only true if people that work in offices reproduce at a higher rate than the general population, and I’m not entirely sure that’s the case. If anything, societal trends have shown that in more developed countries where office work would be more common people are having fewer kids and populations are starting to decline.

grrgyle ,

I know how you mean it, but I would still consider civilisation part of nature. Like an anthill is part of nature even if it was “invented” by ants, etc

Tabula_stercore ,

It doesn’t have to do with civilisation, but with group compassion. In fact, civilizations tend to care less if somebody starves to death on the streets because their eyes are not performing well enough to earn money…

MeetInPotatoes ,

That’s really not true at all though. Look up “Food Pantries in my area” and see how many places offer food in your area. The blind man would qualify for lifetime disability checks. Food stamps are a thing, charities and churches do this kind of work as well. My city has an emergency rent program and there are, of course, homeless shelters and soup kitchens as well. It’s really that society’s mechanism for meeting the needs of the hungry are part voluntary (charity) and part automatic with entitlements (not a bad word!) and sometimes people fall through the cracks.

This is why getting people connected to resources is such a big deal.

fluxion , in so much for modern medicine

So much for modern education

Brkdncr ,

So much for modern memes

FractalsInfinite ,

If you want better memes, be the change you want to see and post some

Rememo , in was this not allowed before?

Well this is good news. I never owned an Apple product until my recent purchase of an iPad Mini.

I was nervous about switching from an Android tablet, but everything went great until I tried to move my home screen icons where I wanted them, and resize a weather widget the way I wanted it. Neither worked, and I had to laugh at how ridiculous it was.

I'm very much looking forward to version 18 now.

clay_pidgin ,

I’m not sure I understand what we’re talking about. When you install an app on iOS, the icon pops onto the home screen or an adjacent page if there’s no room. Can you not move the icons after that? I know you can put them in folders.

Poiar ,

I guess that when you come from a land of tweaking things to juuust the way you like it, any hindrance to this would be annoying

Dragonseel ,

At least on my iPhone (no idea if iPads are different) you can reorder, but the icons will always be “dense” meaning no free spaces between them. They will always align in full rows beginning from top left. You can put stuff in folders, and you can change the order, but not have one icon in the third row, without the first and second row being fully populated with icons.

clay_pidgin ,

I had no idea! I guess it’s a minor thing, but that would annoy me. Thank you for explaining.

Kbin_space_program , in How to prevent pedestrian deaths

Fyi: is a joke, they're foam.

Also, this crossing needs a dedicated light that ties into the nearby traffic light.

kboy101222 ,

If this is America, the cars will just stop in the intersection or ignore the light entirely

Hildegarde ,

I’m pretty sure this is canada, unless this has become an international trend in record time.

kboy101222 ,

Yeah, zooming in the sign says Vancouver in the bottom right

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