There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

memes

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

iAvicenna , (edited ) in It's my first day, how bad can it be?
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

This guy is going to completely ace his next job interview.

“Tell us about the last time you had to solve a difficult problem”

“Yea got a funny story about that…”

rockSlayer , in Spread Kindness ❤️

Good thing indexes start at 0

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

It’s always weird to talk about indexes. Is the “first” element the one with index 0, or with index 1? You can make a good case for both.

Lunachocken ,

The programmers have invaded the memes… Before long there’ll things bugging them in the memes.

demosthememes , (edited )

It bugs me that I need another me to make a meme.


<span style="color:#323232;">i = "me"
</span><span style="color:#323232;">print(i + i)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">meme
</span>
irmoz ,

Why’s that? The first element is still 0.

dukk ,

I guess he’s interpreting it as “oneth”, in which are “You” would be the first element.

I like that, so I’ll believe it.

illectrility ,

They do but the first element is still “me”, it just has the index 0.

SexyTimeSasquatch , in Full power (:

Yeah, that could be Hamas too.

RickTofu ,

Could be Russia too, could be Ukraine too

Diabolo96 ,

Shit, fighting for freedom is illegal ? We should tell Ukraine about it.

bl4ckeagle ,

Yea like raping and killing innocent people on a festival. I would never say that its ok what Israel is doing. Its horrible.

But comparing Hamas with Ukraine is more than stupid, especially Ukraine didn’t attack russia.

Diabolo96 ,

What Isreal has been doing to the palistinians for several decades :

  • Ethnic cleansing.
  • Stealing their land and demolishing their houses to put fucking settlers.
  • HATE CRIMES
  • a genocide every few years
  • bombing civilians targeting civilians, schools and hospitals

I bet the freaking party was on fucking stolen land too.

Freedom to palestine.

bl4ckeagle , (edited )

Sorry not playing your stupid game of who is worse and whataboutism

Both are doing horrible things to people. We should highlight each of those. If you think one action justify the other, you will get in a vicious circle And we should fight for human rights, not against each other.

Diabolo96 ,

Hamas are fighting for their freedom. They’re killing/kidnapping civilians because Isreal has been doing it for decades and been cheered for it. Massacre can go both ways.

tillary ,

Fighting war crimes with war crimes doesn’t make it okay

Diabolo96 , (edited )

It’s called fight for freedom. The fuck are they supposed to do ? accept being massacre , just wait for the next bomb to kill their entire family ? Wtf ?

tillary ,

That’s a very difficult question to answer but they’re doing it your way and now there’s just more massacre on both sides with seemingly no end in sight. Is it really freedom if everyone is dead?

Diabolo96 ,

Have you ever read about any colonized country ? The colonizers commited the most heinous acts to the natives and when they inevitably insurge they’d massacre them. These countries are free because they fought until they become free. Death is inevitable until freedom is gained.

tillary ,

I see your point but there’s gotta be a better example. The natives didn’t have any allies that could stand up to the colonizers or even a way to ask for outside help. Today, we have the internet.

I’m just spitballing here in my privileged American home, but if Hamas was vocal about not stooping to Israel’s civilian-killing level, and did major damage to a political building without harming anyone, that could have given Palestinians more sympathy on the world stage. Even if it’s the thing that “must be done for survival”, it’s really hard to be on the side of innocent killing. I personally can’t be on either side of this conflict, and many feel the same.

Diabolo96 ,

So the the several decades of massacre, ethnic cleansing , forced land seizing and house demolishing to give to fucking settlers that Isreal has been commiting towards the Palestinian was okey ? When palistinians attack the fucking settlers that stole their land it’s too much ?

tillary ,

You didn’t read my post. I’m on nobody’s side. What Isreal has done is 100% not okay, and at scale much worse than what Hamas has collectively done in response.

Diabolo96 ,

I read it. Not siding with the ones that are fighting for freedom because they’re fighting for freedom doesn’t make sense to me. Have you ever read about any colonized country ? Reading about the fight of the colonized for freedom and the tactics used by colonizers to delegitimize their fights from killing civilians as punishment, calling the freedom fighters terrorists to playing the victim and lying to achieve that status. It’s eye opening.

tillary ,

If Palestine continues with their eye for an eye approach, they are going to lose their fight for freedom. They need strong allies, like every other country fighting for their freedom. Ukraine is the best example I have, but I know it’s not the same. I hope Palestine gets their freedom my friend, it doesn’t look good so far. This is the last comment I’m gonna make.

Limitless_screaming ,
@Limitless_screaming@kbin.social avatar

Today, we have the internet.

LOL

but if Hamas was vocal about not stooping to Israel’s civilian-killing level, and did major damage to a political building without harming anyone, that could have given Palestinians more sympathy on the world stage.

How? their rockets barely do anything. The only way for them to do damage is a ground invasion, and for that to happen they'd need the help of radicalized Gazans, and those Gazans will 100% do harm to civilians.

Plus "sympathy on the world stage" isn't worth two Qasam rockets.

Even if it’s the thing that “must be done for survival”, it’s really hard to be on the side of innocent killing. I personally can’t be on either side of this conflict, and many feel the same.

It doesn't matter, if you're a citizen of the US or Europe, then you're automatically assigned to the occupation terrorists side by your government. Hamas wasn't looking for your support, because you can do nothing, only your glorious supreme leader can.

bl4ckeagle ,

Your argumentation is pretty shortened. Its the same argument if somebody say, Israel is fighting for its freedom after anti semitic movements and nazism in central and eastern europe.

There are no rights, when it comes to harming innocent civilians.

Edit: On both sides of course, same.goes for the army of Israel and not helping civilians.

Diabolo96 ,

Isreal is killing civilians deliberately to punish them for their fight freedom. Colonizers in the past used this tactic with every country they colonized. The colonizer must not feel safe in the land he’s stealing. The colonizer need to fucking leave.

SexyTimeSasquatch ,

Except Israel isn’t the colonizer, it’s their land as much as it’s Palestinian land too.

Diabolo96 ,

Except It’s been colonized by European jews in 1948. Following judaïsme doesn’t give them right to steal the land.

nitrogenez ,
@nitrogenez@lemmy.world avatar

that’s a kindergarten level of doing things. “uuuuuuugh you did that to me imma do the same for you uuuuuuugh”. that’s straight up pathetic.

AnyProgressIsGood ,

If roles were reversed gaza wouldn’t exist at all

Diabolo96 ,

Isreal shouldn’t have existed.

AnyProgressIsGood ,

Better start another war to remove them. That’ll work. Even if that were true it ignores the reality it’s there now.

Diabolo96 ,

Earth is dying, ressources depleting and temperature are rising. Do you expect a bright future ahead ? By 2050, the Middle East will have unbearable heat waves and it will be getting worse from there. It’s there now , yes, but doubt it’ll be there in the next century. Most humanity either, but that’s a bonus.

Limitless_screaming ,
@Limitless_screaming@kbin.social avatar

I am pretty sure that Ukraine attacked Russia, after Russia started stealing it's land.

bl4ckeagle ,

you mean attacking military infrastructure after one year+ of shelling? Thats something completely different.

If Ukraine did or does war crimes, they should be condemned.

snowe ,
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

… this is a joke right? Israel has been attacking Palestine for 75 fucking years. So it’s OK if it’s one year, but not 75?

bl4ckeagle ,

First of all, don’t put words in my mouth.

This conflict is not one directional. Please check your history books,.or Wikipedia.

Limitless_screaming ,
@Limitless_screaming@kbin.social avatar

you mean attacking military infrastructure one year+ of shelling?

That's not as bad as 17years of starvation and oppression.

Ukraine is very organized compared to Hamas; they have an actual government that's allowed to function and can instruct it's troops.

If Russia was surrounding Ukraine while the US wasn't giving aid to them, the Ukrainian government would either not exist, or become a "terrorist group" that's divided into a dozen militants that are barely organized. An attack formed by this group would be devastating to Russian civilians, because even if the head of this organization intends on not hurting civilians, will the militant groups that are mostly comprised of radicalized Ukrainians looking for revenge care?

Thats something completely different. If Ukraine did or does war crimes, they should be condemned.

Ukraine should start committing war crimes, maybe that would get them more US support.

bl4ckeagle ,

Or they would get completely wiped out. Like look at the occupied territory of Ukraine.

Yea lets commit war crimes, who doesn’t want to live in such a world.

Limitless_screaming ,
@Limitless_screaming@kbin.social avatar

Or they would get completely wiped out. Like look at the occupied territory of Ukraine.

Oh, so if you are fighting a bigger country and don't have allies, just die. Very smart move.

If the purpose of the comment is to show that the occupation is being merciful by not wiping out Palestine, then you might be ignoring that they're doing just that.

Just look at how much space settlements are taking up in the West bank. They're just doing it more slowly because they'll have useful agents like you to defend them after Palestinians inevitably resort to violence.

The US wouldn't even condemn the building of these settlements, even though their condemnation would do absolutely nothing.

Yea lets commit war crimes, who doesn’t want to live in such a world.

We're already here.

AnyProgressIsGood ,

Defending is not attacking. Words matter

Limitless_screaming ,
@Limitless_screaming@kbin.social avatar

Defending what? Is it their land they're defending? Last time I checked Russia was claiming that the land belonged either to them or to an independent state. That would be attacking.

AnyProgressIsGood ,

What a stupid comparison. How do you even think those are semi related

Diabolo96 ,

I geuss Palestinians don’t deserve to fight their freedom according to you.

AnyProgressIsGood ,

Again the 2 aren’t even relatable is my entire point you’re refusing to comprehend.

You’re like a 5 year old suggesting all conflicts are equivalent.

Ukraine didn’t mass murder Russian civilians. Ukraine and Russia aren’t religious fanatics fighting for “holy land”.

Diabolo96 ,

Ukraine didn’t mass murder Russian civilians.

Ironic since. Isreal is the one mass murdering Palestinian civilians since it’s inception. Your mixing the colonizer and the colonized here, buddy.

Russia aren’t religious fanatics fighting for “holy land”.

Even more Ironic since that’s why Isreal was put in palestine by its “founders”.

nitrogenez ,
@nitrogenez@lemmy.world avatar

a ukrainian here.

shut the fuck up. you just compared us to fucking terrorists. that’s fucking disgusting. what’s happening in israel has no shit to do with us.

Diabolo96 , (edited )

Yeah, the fact that your president sided with the colonizer was the most ironic shit ever . You’re fight for freedom is a terrorist act to Russia but i don’t side with a colonizer ever.

nitrogenez ,
@nitrogenez@lemmy.world avatar

brainwashing in action.

Diabolo96 ,

There’s no worst brainwashing than being for massacre and genocide and defending it.

nitrogenez ,
@nitrogenez@lemmy.world avatar

i’m not defending anything, i have no knowledge of the situation in israel and am not qualified to talk about the good and bad, but i’ve seen what hamas did, and i see that as a terrorism. and i will not let the comparison of us and hamas slide.

Diabolo96 ,

I seen what Isreal did is doing and are planning to continue doing and they’re worst than even fucking WW2 Germany.

PerogiBoi ,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

A terrorist attack that targeted civilians exclusively and subsequently slowly killing hostages while using them for propaganda videos and shooting at fleeing Palestinians is not “fighting for freedom”.

Educate yourself on the entire conflict before you publicly support terrorism.

Diabolo96 ,

Don’t worry i read the long list of Israel crimes, saw enough video,images of what’s Israel has done to Palestinians to be well educated. At least enough that you’re bullshit pro Isreal propaganda doesn’t work.

AncientFutureNow , in Why not?

deleted_by_author

  • Loading...
  • unionagainstdhmo ,
    @unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar

    If to forgive is divine either hell doesn’t exist or god isn’t divine…

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    If you don’t believe in the FSM and you’re wrong, you’ll get no pasta in the afterlife.

    PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
    @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

    Also christian god supposedly don’t like religious opportunists very much so people going pascal on him would probably regret it if it was correct.

    imgprojts ,

    All wise, all powerful, just can’t handle money!.. George Carlin.

    IkarusHagen2 , in Pain

    Being awake at night is a very nice time of peace. No responsibilities, noone wants something from you, you can just be in the crushing silence of your own thoughts

    isolatedscotch ,

    *adults only

    sorry, students doing homework at 3am

    JayJay , in Enjoy your Call of Duty

    Meanwhile, I’m playing an indie game that’s less than a gig and enjoying it. But I’m not much for fps games.

    MonkderZweite , (edited )

    Planet crafter needs, with one big map, 3GB disk space and loads from menu in 1 second. Just for comparison.

    words_number , in I value this meme at eleventy billion and won't take a cent less

    Actually NFTs aren’t even pictures xD

    wetnoodle ,
    @wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Imagine buying a hyperlink 😭

    Honytawk ,

    Hey, domain names are a thing you know

    Rustmilian ,
    @Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s more of an address book provided by DNS.

    AVincentInSpace ,

    Hey at least then you own a domain name and all of its subdomains and can make them point whatever you want and host whatever you want out of them. When you buy an NFT you own one URL on an image hosting site, whose content you don’t even control.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    You rent domain names. Stop paying the fee and you don’t get to use them anymore.

    AVincentInSpace ,

    fair enough, but $12/yr for something I can do whatever I want with vs several grand once for an immutable monkey JPEG that i cannot do anything with except sell to someone else…

    rmuk ,

    Nope! Not even that. Just an agreement between the scam arti- sorry, seller and the dumbfuc- sorry, buyer, that the rights to something have changed hands. Nothing more, nothing less.

    jasondj , in The panzer has spoken

    Idk if it’s the weed, the adderall, or the ADHD, but this thread is everything I need in my life.

    TryingToEscapeTarkov ,

    Weed and Adderall sound like a dope ass combo.

    jasondj , (edited )

    Honestly I recently switched to vyvanse and I don’t actually smoke to get high (at least not until the kids are in bed). I just microdose a bit throughout the day and it balances out the vyvanse. Like, the stimulants alone are just a little bit too much for me. The combo, though, I can dial in just right.

    But weed alone always made me fixate on arithmetics. And then stims turn that up to 11.

    TAYRN , in The panzer has spoken

    …I mean, yeah? If the number is 50 or 10 that works out great. But let’s try that with 7% of 13. Now it’s 13% of 7. Just like you said, “much easier to calculate.”

    Okay, choosing prime numbers was intentionally mean on my part. But 3% of 9 becomes 9% of 3. 4% of 2 becomes 2% of 4. Can anyone honestly look me in the eye and tell me that this tip has helped them out in any meaningful way?

    Goun ,

    Wait are you questioning the wisdom of panzer of the lake?!

    Ravi ,

    x% × y = x × y ÷ 100 This helps you out much more.

    plague_sapiens ,
    @plague_sapiens@lemmy.world avatar

    Its easier:

    10% of a 100: 100 * 0,1 = 10

    2,5% of 33: 33 * 0,025 = 30 * 0,025 + 3 * 0,025 = 0,75 + 0,075 = 0,825

    Thats how I calculate it mostly in my brain. But being smart I usually just type everything (like 9*9) in the calculator xD

    BeardedGingerWonder ,

    I’d find 9% of 3 easier for sure. Sometimes it’s easier sometimes it’s not. Just use it when it’s easier.

    jasondj , (edited )

    9% of 3 is easier to estimate because you know it’s “almost 10% of 3”. Or, since 10-1==9, you could think of it as (10% of 3)-(1% of 3) and get the right answer using some other shortcuts. Humans being generally pretty good at base10, this is easy to figure out in your head as (0.3 - 0.03) and get 0.27.

    Or, you could do what another commenter suggested and “3% of 9” can broken down as (3/100)•(9/1), becomes, (3•9) / (100•1), becomes 27/100, becomes 0.27. And that can be simplified as xy/100.

    Different tools for different jobs. Base10 tricks are good for stuff like figuring out, say, a 15% or 20% tip, because you can easily figure out a 10% tip just by moving the decimal one space to the left, and add half of that (for 15) or double it (for 20). Or half and half again for (almost) 18%. xy/100 is a good trick for figuring out small percentages like sales tax (unless you’re in a place like Mass where it’s 6.25 and you gotta change it now to 625y/10000. At that point I’d just estimate at 6 in my head, or if I had to solve it mentally do (6y100) + ((1y100)/4).

    Imgonnatrythis ,

    This tip helped me 21%

    Moops ,

    So you might even say, “21% of you helped the tip”?

    someguy3 ,

    21% of 100%?

    Imgonnatrythis ,

    No. 100% of 21%

    1847953620 ,

    Yes, idiot. Choosing instances of when it’s less helpful (arguably) doesn’t negate the cases where it is deemed very helpful.

    Tikiporch ,

    Well, single digit percentages are easy. If it helps, move your decimal to the right so 9% becomes 90%. You can probably calculate 90% of 3 because you can do 10% and subtract it and get 2.7. Now move your decimal back to the left and you get 9% of 3 which is 0.27. You can do the same with higher percentages once you learn to break them in to 10% pieces.

    Bransons404 ,

    I’d… probably use the calculator app before I do all this mental gymnastics

    Mr_Dr_Oink ,

    This is not mental gymnastics.

    This is a coherent method and makes a lot of sense.

    Mental gymnastics is when someone has to lie to themselves to make a point that isn’t correct. Like when people argue that trump was a good president because they can list several good things he did.

    Or when people claim something is mental gymnastics when it’s actually called maths.

    hydroptic ,

    You’re really asking whether commutativity of multiplication has ever helped anyone? Because that’s what this is.

    And yes it has helped me eg. estimate things or whatever along the years – but of course it’s not going to be some sort of magical mathematics trick where just by reversing the numbers it’ll always make things easier to calculate in your head

    TAYRN , (edited )

    No, I think we all learned that multiplication is commutative in late elementary school, and obviously that’s an important thing to know.

    But I think the original post tried to make it out to be some magical mathematical trick, and I really don’t understand that. Maybe I misunderstood the post.

    Edit: wow, “commutative” is a really hard word to spell.

    hydroptic ,

    Yeah I think this is more about how you interpreted it, because it doesn’t look like others took it as being an absolute magic trick rule and neither did I.

    The Panzer of the Lake didn’t use the word “commutativity” (fuck that really is hard to spell), but it gave out some wisdom that applied that rule by saying that “percentages are reversible”: if the reverse of a percentage would be easier to calculate, you can use it and get the same answer. If it’s not easier, well, then you’re screwed 😁 Oooooor depending on the situation you can use the a × b% = a × b / 100 commutativity trick:

    7 × 8% = 0.56

    7 × 8 / 100 = 0.56

    TAYRN ,

    Oh, that is actually much more helpful. So, if you know your times tables, you can do percentages. You just have to use communitavatization.

    Jokes aside, I really appreciate it. That made it much more easier to understand. Thank you.

    hydroptic ,

    You’re welcome! Glad I could give you an a-ha moment.

    Having an intuitive feel for tricks like using the definition of operators or symbols to make your life (well, calculations at least) easier usually means that you either have to just be “naturally” talented at math which is really rare, or you’ve just had to grind grind grind math at eg. university, work or whatever. So unless someone was taught that above trick and they actually remember it from school, they might never come to think that “hmm % just means / 100 so that can make this easier to figure out in my head”.

    confluence , in Birds are great

    Some birb names have recently been changed, but it was more about reversing racial stereotypes. The tits and bananaquits got to stay

    lesnout27 ,

    And what about the cocks?

    bjoern_tantau ,
    @bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

    Nobody wants to block the cocks.

    Rolando ,

    They’re all a bunch of peckers.

    KingJalopy ,

    I wood

    spez ,

    scientists love dicks

    *for lemmy reasons this is a joke

    rockerface ,

    I think you’re at least half right, statistically

    SheDiceToday ,

    I thought it was less about racial stereotypes, and more about this big recent push across multiple fields to not have people’s names attached to things. Right now (or recently) it’s about oviducts v Fallopian tubes or the bulbourethral gland v Cowperis gland in biology, which I’m familiar with. I think there was a post and comment thread about birds specifically in the last few days on Lemmy; same thing with people’s names being removed.

    confluence ,

    From what I’ve seen, a lot of the motivation to not have peoples’ names attached to things is because people have things attached to them (such as racism). Not saying that’s every case, but I’m sure that’s a significant factor behind the general push.

    Touching_Grass ,

    I fucking bet its really a chance for egotistical people to be able to put a names on things without having to discover new things.

    confluence ,

    Um. The names aren’t being replaced with other personal names, and even if they were, it’s certainly not with the names of the people doing the replacement.

    helpImTrappedOnline ,

    I think the point was they aren’t necessarily trying to replace names with their own, but they get the privilege to name it whatever they like and the name will be used until the next big wave of renaming things comes along.

    confluence ,

    Still an odd accusation to me… How does that privilege say anything about ego, given that history probably won’t remember the renamers specifically?

    helpImTrappedOnline , (edited )

    It’s really dependent on the attitude of the renamers. Maybe they are honored for the privilege and take it seriously, others might think it’s their god given right to name things and fuck the old names. That last one may be a bit extreme, and without actually knowing these people, the best option is to just not give a fuck and move on with life.

    ReeferPirate ,

    Still calling Kestrels Windfuckers

    LinkOpensChest_wav , in Poverty isn't a flaw its a feature.

    “Libertarian” always seems like a misnomer. Libertarians only want people like themselves to experience liberty. They aim to do nothing to address inequities like social and systemic discrimination against LGBT+ people, BIPOC, women, and others. They aim to do nothing to address poverty. It’s social darwinism at its ugliest. This is why they are practically indistinguishable from conservatives here in the US – the way they arrive may look different, but the outcomes are the same. At best, they are wearing blinders. At worst, they actively support the power structures and systems that result in things like poverty and abuse.

    People who legitimately do seek liberty should instead be looking to things like anarchism, which is interested in addressing the root causes of all of these problems, such as hierarchies and the state.

    Prunebutt ,

    “Libertarian” used to be a synonym for left-wing anarchism until Murray Rothbard purposefully co-opted the term and even bragged about it.

    winterayars ,

    Yep it’s just a propaganda campaign.

    explodicle ,

    Fellow left-wing anarchists: should we just give up on trying to reclaim this word? What do you call yourself among people who don’t know the context?

    Prunebutt ,

    In Europe it’s way more ambiguous. Also: you can simply specify “left-wing”, or “right-wing” libertarian.

    I usually just say “anarchist”, though ;)

    MxM111 ,

    There is equality and there is equity. Libertarians are for equality even if it creates non-equity.

    Let me give an abstract example so that it is not politically charged. Suppose that there are green-skinned people in our society that for some historical reason value writing poetry above all else. And they are trying to earn their living by writing poetry and sometimes having second part time usually low paid job to support themselves.

    Libertarian would say that these green people has absolute right to do so, and face consequences of their choice. This is liberty.
    People who advocate equality would say - no, there is systemic green-ism that leads to green people being consistently underpaid, having less percent of them in high level jobs like CEO, and so on. They then propose all sorts of laws that will treat green people differently so that the average salary, average number of CEOs per 100,000 population and other similar metrics associated with “success” are the same for green people. This kind of differential treatment of green people is absolutely against to liberty minded people, that includes libertarians, that think that the laws should be the same to all people, regardless of their skin color, genetics and so on.

    Zink ,

    Interesting that the systemic discrimination in your case is due to a conscious choice and not systemic discrimination.

    You describe the origins of “starving artist” and not “oppressed race” IMO.

    explodicle ,

    I assumed he was loosely referring to religion. “Go forth and multiply” [regardless of available support] is a huge source of suffering in the world.

    Revan343 ,

    People who legitimately do seek liberty should instead be looking to things like anarchism

    Interestingly, ‘libertarian’ was originally a euphemism for ‘anarchist’, until it was co-opted by the right

    jlou ,

    You can't fully experience liberty unless everyone is free

    Vilian , in You also found them really attractive too

    you missed their flirting because you didn’t liked them enough, or they didin’t like you enough to say to you, or flirt until you take the hint

    source: my girlfriend has social anxiety and is shy asf, but she really showed it, and i’m a dumbass

    Custoslibera OP ,

    Oh I figured they were flirting only that this realisation occurred three months after the fact.

    I would have very much wanted to date them.

    bdonvr ,

    Or because one or both parties are very socially inept.

    MrsEaves ,
    @MrsEaves@kbin.social avatar

    Lady with social anxiety here to confirm. Flirting is useless. Every time I’ve just given up and asked the dude to date after being extremely forward for a while and they’re always shocked 🤷🏼‍♀️ Once we get past that, it’s great.

    rotopenguin ,
    @rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

    You missed their flirting because a good portion of your highschool class discovered that the absolute funniest gag in the world is to “flirt” with you.

    SpaceCadet ,
    @SpaceCadet@feddit.nl avatar

    you missed their flirting because you didn’t liked them enough

    More likely that you missed it because you didn’t like yourself enough to believe that they were sending out clear hints.

    Feirdro , in If only I had time to re-watch everything again

    The more middle aged I get, I can just rewatch series over and over. They’re new every time.

    Cuts down on streaming bills.

    idunnololz ,
    @idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

    The silver lining to having sht memory.

    AutomaticJack , in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

    I once had a user whose PC would freeze every time they tried to see their desktop. Like, you minimise something full screen and the PC would freeze for a few minutes and crawl while the desktop was in view.

    Turns out they had more than 4,000 items on their desktop.

    That day I learned where Windows puts icons that don’t fit on the desktop (it stacks them all on the first icon’s place, lol). And this wasn’t even the problem they called about! They were just grumpily blaming Microsoft and working around it for years.

    I guess my point is computer illiterate/belligerent people will find a way around the problems they cause and just blame something/someone else.

    n3m37h ,

    I know what the problem is! Its the gigabytes! - Customer 15 years ago…

    Dettweiler42 , in Do yourself a favor

    The flavor of coleslaw varies as much as any other dish.
    Fresh veggies and a tasty dressing? Awesome.
    Shelf stable, premixed, and squeezed out of a bag at a fast food chain? Complete garbage.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • [email protected]
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines