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CaptainBlagbird , in This has to be a joke...
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AMAB

Skua ,

assigned mod at birth

jdeath ,

no mods no masters

fmstrat , in This has to be a joke...

Up vote for Thunder 😉

10_0 , in Capitalism breeds innovation.

How enlightening, the leaders of an empire at its height all act the same?!?!?!?! Who would’ve guessed

DaMonsterKnees ,

“What are you referencing?” - Kelly

gestures wildly “everything… everything…” - Ryan

FQQD , in This has to be a joke...
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ouch

Samsy , in Learning english

Hard to speak, too? Just put a hot potato in your mouth.

ColdWater , in HTTP 404
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Didn’t there’s a story about a guy who has a “Null” plate and got thousands of tickets

01011 , in Learning english

Too. Two. To.

Bougie_Birdie , in Learning english
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Surely you’ve thoroughly thought this through though?

Slovene ,

They did. And don’t call them Shirley!

Static_Rocket ,
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I feel like there needs to be a comma somewhere in that sentence but I don’t know why…

NathanUp ,
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Before the last word.

Static_Rocket ,
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That’s my first thought but my brain keeps trying to inject one immediately following “Surely.” No idea why.

TehBamski ,
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Knowing there should be a comma in the sentence, is half the battle. Knowing why… is the other half.

Karyoplasma ,

It’s tough.

DogPeePoo ,

Nayeth, though thou hath thoroughly thought thots through.

SnotFlickerman ,
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…I spend a lot of my time thinking while waiting in the drive-thru.

tal ,
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo” is a grammatically correct sentence in English that is often presented as an example of how homonyms and homophones can be used to create complicated linguistic constructs through lexical ambiguity.

Stern ,
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Do love me some annoying wordplay, like the Chinese poem Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den

GeneralVincent , (edited ) in Easier said than done

I was curious so I looked in the modlog at your deleted comments. Some of them I honestly agree with being removed, but there are some odd deletions there.

Like your comment that was removed for “reason: Human wave tactics meme” is pretty tame and doesn’t break any actual rules. Seems like a mod on [email protected] is just butt hurt by anti-russia comments. What a weird reason for removal.

Edit: wow, just went down the rabbit hole of looking at what those mods in particular have been removing. They’re all very obviously pro China and Russia.

Like this one was particularly interesting. On a post titled ‘China doesn’t need to invade to achieve Taiwanese unification’ a user commented just “*occupation” and the comment was removed for reason: Google White terror KMT. So… that’s not a real reason. Just an abuse of power by the mod due to political bias. Cool.

Edit x2: That said, thank you lemmy for making everything so transparent so we can see all the info we need to keep everyone accountable

saltesc OP ,

Oh, I’ve never looked into it, I just noticed it sometimes. I don’t say anything harmful or nasty, just unpopular so I expect downvote burial even before I hit the post button haha. I figure that’s how it’s always meant to work. Downvotes handle dipshit remarks, mods handle malicious ones. But seems entire conversations with multiple people get removed because, despite all the positive upvotes and people involved in a good ol’ fashion discussion, a mod has a different personal opinion and it all goes. Even the off-hand comments connected to that thread.

ephrin , in Alien's be like

*Aliens

NegativeLookBehind ,
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No dummy it’s alient’s

gnate ,

One apostrophe to beam up.

Reamen , in It's so nice to see them all growing, but this is just the truth, sorry.

To be fair, this should be the other way around. All these foss apps are the teletubbies because they’re clunky and have major bugs. Sync is the power ranger.

drmoose ,

You’re still stuck in 2002 or something? Most of the web is literally FOSS. Gone are the myths of free software being worse when the whole world literally runs on it.

Oszilloraptor ,

(not op)

Sure, but in this case, most of the lemmy-clients (FOSS or not) are bad.

I have problems logging into my accounts (seems like some instances want my email as a username and many clients cannot handle this after I switched accounts), some clients don’t feature editing or deleting your posts, some clients don’t show my saved content, some clients don’t allow to see what you posted

Sure, much of this is because they started from scratch and will maybe surpass sync some day; but right now I couldn’t find something that isn’t worth. (didn’t try infinity yet, tho)

it’s not necessarily “FOSS is bad”; it’s just that the current lemmy-ecosystem is in it’s child shoes (I have the feeling this proverb doesn’t work in english?)

That said: I use Sync4Lemmy since 5 minutes and this is my first comment; so let’s see if/what it will deliver

ADTJ ,

Never heard that idiom before, (is it German?) Sentiment is clear though, I would probably just say “in its infancy” or something.

Also completely agree with your points. I’m a major supporter of FOSS but at the end of the day, I’m gonna use what actually works - the same as everyone else.

Transform2942 , (edited ) in Capitalism breeds innovation.

All the same great war crimes you know and love, now with half the calories!

BluJay320 , in Alien's be like
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Brother, they’d take one look at this place and go “Nah, let’s just settle Tattooine”

dubyakay ,

Star wars and other similar sci-fi fantasies with their single biome planets are bullshit

BluJay320 ,
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I’d argue differently. Just look within our solar system… Earth is the only planet with significantly different biomes. Every other planet has “general zone” and “polar zones”

helpImTrappedOnline , (edited ) in i shall simply remain illiterate

Parents: you need to read lots of book in your free time to get smart and go to collage.

~~~ Many years later ~~~

Me: I would like to attend university next year. I will pursue an education in literature to achieve my goal of becoming a published author.

Parents: you will not! There is no success as an author, I will not support you going to to school for such a waste.

GiveMemes ,

You really don’t need a degree in literature to become a published author. That’s like getting a degree in media studies so you can become a youtuber. Yeah, you could do it, and it may give you some advantages, but like… You’re already literate, right? Besides that, taking a class or two on literature or creative writing would give you a lot of the skills you need to get you on your way, which you can easily do while pursuing another degree that ensures greater monetary security or (less easily) at a community college while also working.

I’m not saying that the system that begets this thinking is good, but it is the one we live under.

helpImTrappedOnline , (edited )

I know…college is a joke for a lot of careers.

I made up this situation pointing out the opposing stereotypes of books and authors.

Reads lots of books = smart person who has lots of potential in life.

Writes lots of books = bum who can barley pay rent.

0ops ,

I was going to ignore it but then you did it again and so now I can’t help but be a pedantic ass: it’s spelled “college”. Collage is those art pieces made of scraps of other art/media

helpImTrappedOnline ,

Yeah, the first time was for the joke. Second time must have been umm autocorrect.

I am defiantly not making things up to excuse my poor spelling…what can I say? I made a double oops 0ops.

0ops ,
corsicanguppy ,

You’re technically correct.

That’s the best kind of correct.

abbenm ,

and go to collage.

This is who I want telling me reading is bad

thesporkeffect ,

It’s an extremely large collage, they have to charge admission to afford the maintenance on it.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

English degrees are great if you plan to go into law.

To earn money while hoping you make it as an author because otherwise you’ll either starve or become an office clerk.

Etterra , in Trolly problem solved any % WR

Drag the lone person onto the more crowded line for a higher score.

Apytele , (edited )

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  • studentnakahiro ,

    Actually that creates an interesting question about a lot of philosophical concepts

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