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Catsrules , in Whatchu got
glowie OP ,
@glowie@infosec.pub avatar

💯🫡

schema , in Doesn't add up

Maybe Jesus ran a scam with Judas on the Romans.

“Hey Jesus, how about we get that gold for your head. I know this dude that looks somewhat like you. Let’s give him to the Romans.”

Then, three days after, someone not in on the plan found Jesus, so they had to pretend that he rose from the dead.

They went to the grave to get rid of the body, so their story is more believable.

halvar ,

epic heist movie plots flying 'round here

mvirts ,

So much more believable than that other stuff

Qkall , in My holy trinity of trust
@Qkall@lemmy.ml avatar

bruh, i can’t be the only one confused why state farm’s drive safe app was being touted…

Udonezo ,

allows their car insurance to spy on their location data and driving habits Is curious about privacy

Okay buddy

Frozzie , in Almost there
@Frozzie@lemmy.world avatar

Sauce?

FederalAlienSmuggler ,

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glowie OP ,
@glowie@infosec.pub avatar

Ask and you shall receive

NotSpez , in Even in the afterlife, it was useless

It’s all fun and games until the company Suez you for making a meme

Botree , in Google when they release the free tier rooms for their low level employees.
@Botree@lemmy.world avatar

This episode made me stop watching Black Mirror for good. It was way too disturbing and I’m someone who doesn’t even flinch while watching horror.

lattenwald ,

This episode made me watch all of Black Mirror, and let me tell you it didn’t stand up to this one. Watch White Christmas episode and you’re good. Maybe add San Junipero, this one is really good too and it’s more optimistic.

Botree ,
@Botree@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve watched White Christmas too after hearing so much about it, and that, my friend, was the final nail to the coffin for me. Anymore Black Mirror and I’m going to cry.

bibliotectress ,

You just convinced me that I do NOT want to watch it. I can’t handle that type of stuff, but I love sci-fi, so I was considering it. Thank you!!!

Botree ,
@Botree@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a huge fan of sci-fi and I do love myself some sci-fi horror, like those in Love, Death & Robots and the German series Dark, but even Dark is nowhere as dark as Black Mirror is. The difference being Black Mirror is entirely focused on showing you the darkest side of human nature. There are no redemptions in most of the stories. No typical hero journey, no light vs dark narrative; just shit going from bad to worse to nightmare fuel.

If there’s one thing you can take away from the entire series, it wouldn’t be “Technology is bad”, but “Humans are fucked up”.

TheSambassador ,

Black Mirror is just so unrelentingly cynical about human nature. I watched the one with the lady whose memory is removed and “normal” people delight in following her and recording her, and it’s all a big production to punish this women for doing a pretty fucked up thing.

Every episode seems to just say “aren’t human beings the worst?” The sci fi is interesting sometimes, but I can’t really go through life believing that humans would behave like they do in that show.

Rolando ,

Just read the episode plot summaries on Wikipedia. That way you get the ideas, and save yourself the time and trauma.

nonearther ,

First two seasons were good and then Black Mirror became generic US show.

theangryseal ,

I liked the last season. It was something to watch any way.

It was not Black Mirror though. I don’t know what the hell they were thinking. That first episode kind of followed through and then it was all downhill.

Again, I liked it. It wasn’t too terrible. It wasn’t what I was expecting and that disappointed me.

Well, the two episodes really worked now that I think about it. The astronaut episode and the quantum computer episode.

Ok now that I’ve typed it out, if you haven’t seen it just watch those two and forget the rest.

Captain_Crunch , in The best way to sort posts

I found you on Hot!

UhBell OP ,
@UhBell@lemmy.world avatar
danc4498 ,

I found it on top 6 hours

famousringo ,

I appreciate how deeply weird Hot is. Doesn’t take much scrolling before I see posts from months ago.

MargotRobbie , in Tweets on X (formally Twitter)

Wow, what kind of person would go on the Internet and just pretend to be somebody else online? People these days have no shame anymore.

pingveno ,

Yeah, you tell them Margot! As only a strong Barbie could.

Thcdenton ,

Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

uis ,

Long version of There Are No Girls on the Internet.

P4ulin_Kbana ,

What’s this?

DrDominate , in Jeff's magic money machine
@DrDominate@lemmy.world avatar

Genie never said they’d give me a 100M to spend in the first place. No way I’d be able to spend 100M that I don’t have.

Miaou ,

Find someone rich who would believe you have this pact with a génie, and promise them a 100% ROI.

Thinking of it, that’s not the worst idea for a new sect religion…

intensely_human ,

Dibs on playing the genie

intensely_human ,

This reminds me of a scam I fell for in Eve Online once

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I wonder whether Eve has more or less scams per capita (player) than Roblox or Runescape

Trainguyrom ,

On an unrelated note, anyone want me to trim their armor? 50k for colored trim, 100k for gold trim. Totally legit!

Sidyctism2 ,

this is exactly how i learned what a scam was 20 years ago

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

First get the spending money then do it. In a non-refundable unable to be altered manner (ignoring the magicially manifesting money part)

eldain ,

Or worse if he does, how do you prove to all the anti-money-laundering watchdogs you got free money from a genie? Will you be able to gain control over your instantly conviscated money in 30 days?

kibiz0r , in Bacon tho

Oh hey, a 1-day-old account posting 6 vegan posts in 1 hour to unrelated communities. I’ve seen this one before.

James_Fortis OP ,

Hey! I made this content and was made aware of Lemmy by a friend two days ago. I decided to join and wanted to enter with a bang by sharing some of my OC.

sangriaferret ,

Welcome and thank you for posting oc.

James_Fortis OP ,

💚

mathemachristian ,

Hell yeah

suction ,

Hey, I’m vegan!

x4740N , (edited )

Yep, Social Media Manipulation 101

I’ve seen an increasing trend of vеgаns doing this especially on lemmy

HeyHo ,

Yep, those awful vegans pushing their agenda for their own gains. Make ME aware of MY CHOICE to pay for animal abuse and torture?! Blatant manipulation!

AnarchistsForKamala ,

no one is paying for animal abuse or torture

tomi000 ,

Exactly! My ancestors didnt pay for slavery, they just wanted cotton. Everyone need cotton, right? I mean they wouldve harvested the cotton themselves, but it was way cheaper from neighboring farmers for whatever reason. That didnt concern them though, they had enough prpblems!

AnarchistsForKamala ,

comparing slaves to animals is what slavers do

tomi000 ,

Please dont twist my words. I didnt compare anything. And if I did, I would have compared animal cruelty with slavery (both as unethical acts), not animals with slaves (the recipients of cruelty).

AnarchistsForKamala ,

anyone can see what you said

tomi000 ,

Exactly. Thats why I am telling you to stop strawmanning.

AnarchistsForKamala ,

I haven’t done that

tomi000 ,

anyone can see what you said

AnarchistsForKamala ,

so they’ll know who is right.

linkhidalgogato ,

“slaves are the same as animals” famously an argument made by good people whos opinions we should listen too

tomi000 ,

Good point, but I never said they were the same, nor did I compare them. I just made an argument about passive involvement in unethical doings which some regard as normal.

Armand1 , in No capacity

Co-op video games say that’s the max number of friends you can have, so it must be true.

AngryCommieKender ,

EvE Online has entered the chat

papalonian ,

Jesus, are people still playing it?

AngryCommieKender ,

Am0k. is recruiting.

StopJoiningWars ,
@StopJoiningWars@discuss.online avatar

Ah yes, the boring game.

ByteOnBikes ,

Hey buddy, if you think playing a game where you explore the vast emptiness of space, watch menus update and calculate formulas on hundreds of spreadsheets IS BORING, then pal – I don’t want to know what your idea of fun is!

unionagainstdhmo ,
@unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar

How many games have an official Excel plugin? Once they finish setting up their spreadsheets the EvE Online players will be here in force

Arbiter ,

Eve has no friends, only political tools.

imaBEES ,

The recent trend of 3 player parties has really screwed up our 4 person gaming friend group

explodicle ,

That’s why Zoomers are cooler than us, they’ve been playing on Minecraft servers.

nudnyekscentryk , in never turn off uBlock
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Ublock origin -> filters -> annoyances

fl42v , in priorities

*ssd. HDDs are somewhat good for storing large amounts of data, and the os ain’t it (unless windows, probably)

Letstakealook ,

I have a 256gb ssd for the os since windows likes to devour hardrive space for reasons unclear to me, a 2tb ssd for games and other applications I need to move quickly, and a 2tb hdd for general storage. It all works pretty well together.

M500 ,

macOS is pretty bad about using up storage space. There are always huge 10gb+ cache files for cloud related stuff. Even if I’m like, don’t store it locally.

I’ve not used macOS in years, so many that issue has been resolved.

Viking_Hippie ,

macOS is pretty bad

Could have just stopped there 🤷

M500 ,

I still prefer it over windows. If it were not for their absurd pricing, I’d have a MacBook Air over my thinkpad.

I’d much prefer to run Linux, but I’ve yet to find a way to do my main work task on something other than Mac or windows.

Zangoose ,

Honestly if it weren’t for the headache of some software still not ported over to arm 4 years later, Macs would be pretty good for software development since they have a lot of the POSIX tooling.

For the same reason I have windows so that games will “just work,” I have Linux so my programming setup will “just work.” Low level languages like C/C++ are so much easier to work with on Linux.

MonkeMischief ,

That reminds me of when I used to have an iPhone and needed to free up storage, and there was this cursed mysterious “other data” block that took up like a majority of it.

M500 ,

I’m sure it’s the exact same thing happening in both operating systems.

It’s just clouded cache files that need to be cleaned up.

HoornseBakfiets ,

A better analogy is a Ferrari towing tree trucks

Geek_King , in sigh...

I miss multiplayer in PC games being done by joining a server and playing. No match making bullshit, it was fun to be in a server with a mixture of skill levels. As compared with a lot of game snow, when ever your skills improve, you just get thrown into a harder tier of match making until you reach your limit and burn out.

Sanctus ,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

There are still a lot of games that do this. Though you are right about the mainstream titles being burnout generators now.

dustyData , (edited )

This is because tech bros only read pop-psy without any regard for context or nuance. So they read a bit about Flow state and ranking for gamification, and as usual they just botched it. Most ranking is typically calibrated for engagement, not fun. Mind you, they are two different characteristics. If you graphed difficulty and skill, flow is a band, not a point, of difficulty, in the middle. The idea is that when you are challenged slightly over your skill, there is something in you brain that stimulates you to keep going under the promise that overcoming the challenge will be rewarding. Too high and people rage quit, too low and people get bored. The problem is that they want maximum engagement and for that the difficulty has to be on the higher end of the band. A frustrated person will return, a bored one most likely won’t.

They also want to keep people engaged with random and variable reinforcement. The other psychological theory that drives game design, much how behavioral scientist cheat pigeons to keep them engaged pulling a lever or pushing a button. Mix both theories poorly together and you get the awful implementation we see on multiplayer. People are tricked into believing that just because their brain chemicals are screaming at them to keep doing something, it means they are having fun. But that is obviously not true, just nobody ever occurred that those pigeons might be having a awful time. Ask most people on ranked MP or grinding for builds on MMOs if they are having fun and they have no idea why you’re asking them. It has nothing to do with fun, they just want the carrot being dangled in front of their nose.

I just don’t do online MP anymore because of this. 99% of the time, I’m not having fun. Now if I want to play with my friends or other people, we play tabletop board games. Infinitely more fun and far more satisfying than any online game ever.

MonkeMischief ,

It has nothing to do with fun, they just want the carrot being dangled in front of their nose.

This might explain the marketing that seemed to start with mobile games and now infects AAA MP titles:

“PLAY NOW AND GET 34 GAZILLION WORTHLESS EMERALDRUBYGEMCOINS and a RARE DROP POPSICLE MAGIC DOMINO”

Like…a newcomer would have zero idea what the heck they’re even talking about but somehow it seems to work, to entice players with worthless free…server database adjustments?

Hardly any focus is on the games being unique or exciting (Surprise, they aren’t!) It’s all about a reward-based impulse, like training a bunch of rodents to use a casino.

hypna ,

That’s not my experience, and I’m an elder millennial. The only time tiering up has encouraged me to quit a game was when the higher ranked players were just more toxic. Being challenged can be part of the fun.

That’s not to say I think matchmaking is simply better than persistent servers. Having a group of regulars and developing a bit of a server culture is good fun. I guess I like both options depending on the mood.

magic_lobster_party ,

I just want games focused on good old fashioned deathmatches. Just roam around the map and shoot whatever you see. No pressure on team tactics.

Playing Half Life multiplayer was so fun during the 25 year anniversary.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

But then newbies would get killed a lot and cry, and stop playing. For some reason, this didn’t happen 20 years ago but now, it’s appearently a big fucking problem if a player doesn’t feel powerful in the first five minutes of the game…

I think gamers are just really entitled now. They expect awards for turning on the game. And God forbid if someone else kicks their butt because they have more experience.

I was playing quake and unreal tournament growing up and I got absolutely wasted in the beginning. Made me laugh so hard. Then I got good, very good, because I had to be to not die.

dubyakay ,

That’s right!

My match making in Quakeworld late nineties / early two thousands went from LAN with dad and brother at home, to LAN at compsci lab at HS after school, to local PC cafe, to regional LAN tournament to international scene once ISDN & ADSL became ubiquitous.

We were always welcoming newbies to the scene. But then starting 2003 the Nordic players became increasingly cliquey and started refusing to play anywhere further south than servers located near the Stockholm datacentre.

LeLachs , in favoring meme, please
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