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rustyfish , in A true horror
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

This is even more distressing than the original.

DragonTypeWyvern , (edited )

Rapey Jar Jar is not something I expected to see today, that’s for sure.

Why is the shot with a literal Giger penis monster somehow less threatening?

Is it the smile?

_number8_ , in what's next?

dating apps are fucking miserable. cold texting a stranger is miserable, i have no idea how i’m supposed to establish proper rapport and interest with fucking cutsey chatup lines

original_ish_name ,

Yes, use IRC instead

dragnucs ,

Dating apps are miserable but not for mentioned reasons.

TCBloo ,

Easy. Get their attention by whatever means necessary.

Talk about things that are interesting to you. Ask them about things that they are interested in.

Actually listen and show genuine interest in the things that they like by asking questions and following up on things that they tell you.

If they do that for you too, great. Continue to build rapport, go on dates, fall in love, get married, build a life together, have kids, become happy.

If they don’t, don’t take it personally and just move on. If they’re not interested in you, then you should not be interested in them. Figuring out this part is hard, but once you do, you will save so much time and mental.

some_guy , in Pain

Excuse me, but I reported that bug. Have you checked my bug report? I gave you the steps to make it occur (Step 1: click the button four times) and described the result (three out of four clicks will not register). I included a video showing the issue. I followed up a few times, reminding you that this is a tentpole feature and that we’re shipping next week.

Seems like somebody spent all their time on Lemmy shitposting about the QA team. Not my problem old man.

ICastFist , in Web3 is here and it's glorious
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Noooooooooo, you can’t like things that can evade stupid and needless monetization!

eatmyass , (edited ) in *patriotic guitar twangles*
@eatmyass@hexbear.net avatar

Someone here mentioned this dude lives in a camper as somehow proof of his working class bona fides. Yeah…he lives on 90 acres of land that he wants to build a farm on and raise livestock. Doesn’t exactly scream “working class.”

Not that it matters. He could’ve written this song sitting down at the bottom of a mine at the end of his shift right before he was diagnosed with black lung and it still would’ve been a shitty racist song.

Also has anyone looked into how this shit got so popular? At least Jason Aldean is a known guy so it makes sense that song got popular, but with all the talk of industry plants this Oliver Anthony guy feels extremely sus. Especially for some nobody living off the grid somewhere in the middle of Virginia

GreenMario ,

Absolutely a plant. Nashville has been an arm of conservative propaganda since at least 9/11.

7bicycles ,

Yeah…he lives on 90 acres of land that he wants to build a farm on and raise livestock. Doesn’t exactly scream “working class.”

I mean props to them for using the well documented “equating farmer (owns land) with farmer (does farm work)”, it does usually trick people

eatmyass ,
@eatmyass@hexbear.net avatar

not only this, but I think most of the people moved by this song are middle class anyway, and they don’t view owning property as any sort of privilege. I’ve already gotten one guy going “well actually the bank technically owns it and he’s paying it off.” Like bruh, have you ever talked to an actual poor person?

7bicycles ,

Rocking up the working class bank to get a loan for a 90 acre property

huf ,

nah, i hear if you tell them you’ve never worked a day in your life and plan to suck the teat of the state forever, they’ll just give you a -1000% loan with a one cent down payment

and then you can just get your 90 acres.

remember, it’s the homeless who are the real landlords.

bappity , in Web3 is here and it's glorious
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

it’s insulting to consider cryptocurrency or blockchain as any kind of next generation thing

NatoBoram ,

… keep being insulted by reality, then?

SomeAmateur , (edited )

To me it feels like how 3D tvs were. Cool tech but not enough people hopping on board to make it mainstream so it stagnates and fizzles out. I could be wrong of course

Decompose ,

Oh, yes. Good luck preserving the value you spent your life creating in your cash/fiat money while the printer goes brrrr. When bank bail-in happens to bail out the rich, I’ll be laughing my *** off. I bet you don’t even know what bail-in means. It basically means the banks will take your money to bail themselves out, like Cyprus in 2010s. It’s the plan if a crisis happens. Read about it.

Also, I hope you enjoy the social credit system after Central Bank Digital Currency becomes a normal thing, and then be cut off the financial system for being a “bad boy” with a press of a button. Today Nigel Farage is the bad boy, tomorrow it’s you (but you’re good boy, aren’t you?).

Your corrupt politicians can’t pry my cryptocurrency out of me even if they wanted to. They won’t even know how much I have. I can, on spot, drop everything and leave to a new country when things get bad (they never do, now do they? I gotta stop with the conspiracies… things are perfect)

Chickens will come home to roost. I guess we all pay for our decisions after all. That’s what life is about. That’s why I care not when people lose their life savings because they trust governments. They chose that.

bappity ,
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I ain’t reading allat

Decompose ,

Of course you won’t… why would you? Enjoy being a poor slave. That’s what you guys do. Never read.

bappity ,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

sorry what are you saying? I can only see googoogaga repeated a bunch

toomanyjoints69 ,

Monero is an ok cyrptocurrency because its not designed to make you money. Its designed to launder money and buy illegal things. Its useful if youre trans and live in Florida where hormones will be illegal.

Anyone who thinks crypto will replace money is high. The problem with capitalism isnt money. You cant fix it by inventing different money.

ZodiacSF1969 ,

Your corrupt politicians can’t pry my cryptocurrency out of me even if they wanted to.

All they need is a $5 wrench lol

pleasemakesense ,
@pleasemakesense@lemmy.world avatar

Especially funny since to be usable you need to exchange it or buy it you need standard currency (unless you mine it), meaning you are back to square one

TurtleTourParty ,

You mean a $5000 wrench. The government can’t appropriate a wrench for just $5.

toomanyjoints69 ,

I feel like maybe you could have been more hostile. Why dont you try again, and really let it out this time!

regalia ,

Crypto bros love to bring up CBDC, like we don’t have a centralized banking system with credit cards already lol. I wonder if you’re libertarian!

qaz OP ,

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  • regalia ,

    Until it comes tax season and you’re not rich to hide it

    qaz OP ,

    So tax fraud?

    TheLowestStone , in Today we learnt...
    @TheLowestStone@lemmy.world avatar

    Relax guys. We all know girls don’t fart.

    TheWoozy ,

    I can tell you haven’t met my GF.

    smileyhead , in its even more outdated

    Chrome is the Internet Explorer of the browsers.

    gloves420 ,

    Nah definitely safari

    Zerush ,
    @Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

    Right, WebKit is the alpha versión of Blink and KDEs KHTML the ancestor

    madkarlsson ,

    Such a weird statement. webkit is and has been a fully released browser engine for decades, companies forked from it for licensing and profit, not because it wasnt ready or complete (at the time)

    Zerush ,
    @Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

    Same as any browser engine, there isn’t a new engine since 20 years. Apart of Gecko, Blink and WebKit there are nothing else, apart of some experimental ones, mostly discontinued. WebKit is a fork from KHTML (KDE) and Blink is an improved fork from WebKit.

    madkarlsson ,

    Safari 110%

    Conyak , in Pure evil

    I love raisins, especially in cinnamon rolls and carrot cake!

    Bye ,

    Carrot cake should be called something else if it doesn’t have raisins or currants in it. They are so damn good.

    Thebazilly , in Don't let him see you cry.

    The sweating means I’m enjoying it. I don’t want a curry unless it makes my nose start running.

    CobblerScholar ,

    I’m skinny as hell I need every reason to eat and an endorphin addiction is a hell of a way to do it lol

    anticommon , in LTT, now sponsored by BP

    If Linus was his own boss he’d have fired himself.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    After sexually harassing himself.

    ikidd ,
    @ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

    “We keep the sexual harassment forms in the bottom drawer of the filing cabinet so we can get a good look at your ass when you bend over to get one.”

    thedirtyknapkin ,

    I mean, he did. 6 months ago.

    abraxas , in I miss forums

    When I was a teenager, a bunch of my friends online were tossing that around. I found a trojan and started sending it around as cupholder.exe but making it look like I wasn’t the one who sent it… and just immediately logged in and opened their CD tray. Then started fucking with their system in silly ways.

    Ahh the good old days when even malware wasn’t that bad. Or maybe I was just a really stupid kid. At least I password-locked the trojan and removed it when I left.

    gabriele97 OP ,
    @gabriele97@lemmy.g97.top avatar

    🤯

    somedaysoon ,
    @somedaysoon@lemmy.world avatar

    I just remembered doing similar things. Sub7 is something that just came to mind and I can’t remember the last time I thought about that, been a long time.

    Popozuda52 ,

    Sub7 was the one, so many scripts at the click of a button

    TimeSquirrel , in Sonic has a solution
    @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

    Linus honestly never struck me as someone capable of running a company with over a hundred people. He strikes me as someone who never grew out of their teen gamer phase and is in way over his head, running around like a chicken with its head cut off trying to stay on top of things. Whenever I see him, I'm still seeing the shy, quiet kid from NCIX. That's where he really needs to be. Being the nerd that he is, showing off something cool and nerdy. Not this company man hustle shit.

    exu ,

    It’s good that he finally got an actual CEO with experience. Let’s sew how it goes, I guess.

    Oha , in Android vs IOS
    strawberry ,
    @strawberry@artemis.camp avatar

    does changing ur os void ur warranty?

    raistlin ,

    Ehhh, technically but its hard for them to tell if your able to switch back before turning it in. And if it doesn’t boot then well… It’s not going to be much of an issue then. Also it is a bit legally grey if companies can void you warrenty solely for installing a custom ROM.

    bobs_monkey ,

    I know with OnePlus, they wipe your phone right out the gate when you send it in for repairs. I’ve had mine fixed twice and never had an issue.

    raistlin ,

    Oneplus allows it in its warranty I believe

    killeronthecorner ,
    @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

    They provide, or at least used to provide, ROMs of both Oxygen and Hydrogen OSes to flash at your leisure. Not 100% what the deal is in the new OPPO-ish world.

    pacjo ,

    Depends on the brand. Xiaomi will (in most cases) service the phone even if the bootloader was unlocked and os changed, you just need to restore it to stock state. I haven’t personally tried this, but I heard multiple stories confirming this.

    secret301 ,

    It shouldn’t but, ya know capitalism

    superkret ,

    I rooted mine, messed with custom ROMs, bricked it and sent it in.
    They honored the warranty and sent it back with a newer Android version than was installed originally, or available through updates :)

    MNByChoice , in Hah got heem

    Very clever. Post your crime online with a cover story. Very “no officer, it is plastic. I don’t know where my neighbor with the loud stereo has gone to.”

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