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mononomi , in Average i support Palestine vs i support Ukraine NPCs

Can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not

juliebean , in The United States be like, "Who are you voting for?"

unfair comparison. both of these guys are far better public speakers than trump.

buzz86us , in Hey girl

Literally me every time I find someone bearable

thisNotMyName , in Average i support Palestine vs i support Ukraine NPCs

Whoah that is next level stupid… it wouldn’t need fact checkers if people weren’t too dumb to evaluate sources

Superfool , in Hey girl

Just fold the map in half, like in Event Horizon.

Shit worked out fine.

EffortlessEffluvium ,

Or a Mad Magazine Fold-In

Zerush , in Don't
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MeDuViNoX , in The United States be like, "Who are you voting for?"
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

I wish they were that cool.

variants ,

We have Joe at home

altima_neo ,
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Oh God, the maga crowd are just War Boys trying to be witnessed

velox_vulnus , in Hey girl

Is this a red/blue state reference I’m too non-American to understand?

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

No, it’s just about 4,700 km.

sukhmel ,

Yeah, living in a country you can travel from border to border on a train in 12 hours has some benefits to it

SnotFlickerman ,
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This would be possible in the US also if the government was willing to put money into bullet trains but like whatever I guess.

Vent , (edited )

The people in the meme are at about Seattle and NYC, which is a little over 3k miles apart (by car). You’d need to be going 250mph for the entire 12 hours to make that distance. A quick google search says that the maximum operating speed of a bullet train is 200mph, but tests have been conducted at 275mph.

So, you’d need to go non-stop at 125% max speed to make the trip in 12 hours. Even if you went at 275mph, realistically you’d make a lot of stops along the way, which is going to make the average speed a lot lower. Trains are great, but the US is really big.

Bonus fact: a non-stop flight from Seattle to NYC takes about 5.5 hours.

sukhmel ,

Chinese high speed train network operates at 120–240 mph, and their maglev (very short, very expensive, very fast train route from Shanghai airport to the city centre) had the record at 268 mph. Plus, railroad may be slightly shorter due to how it is designed if the road isn’t near straight already.

But yes, 3000 miles is a lot and maybe 12 hours will not be achievable for a long time yet

akakunai ,

I love me some bullet trains, but there is a certain distance that makes planes way more viable.

There should be a lot more (and higher quality) high speed rail between cities of moderate distance, however.

triplenadir ,
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“planes … viable”

continuing to have a habitable planet should maybe be worth more to you than saving max. ~10 hours of journey time getting from one side of a continent to another.

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

3k.miles by car? Are miles by train different?

Vent ,

Yes, it depends on where the roads and rails are built and how direct their paths are.

EldritchFeminity ,

Unfortunately, all the electric train startups were bought up and closed down by diesel train companies decades ago, and the majority of the rail lines are owned by freight companies as well. This is partly why public train transit is so bad: the government has to lease the tracks from the freight companies, who get priority on the lines over public trains, meaning that if there’s freight traffic the commuter rail has to wait for the freight lines to go through first.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

decades ago? those people are all dead now. let’s try again.

Nikls94 ,

If it’s germany, if one of you lives in the north and the other in the south, it’s cheaper to fly to Mallorca and meet there.

crushyerbones ,

If it’s the UK it’s cheaper to meet in a random ass village in Lapland. (Or Mallorca).

sukhmel ,

Yeah, I tried trains in Germany and Italy, the prices were crazy 🤣

wreckedcarzz ,
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Coming out next fall: RvB: Politics

hemko ,

No, it’s about 2 people talking online, and there’s some 5 billion dish machines distance between them making the travel difficult or expensive

TexMexBazooka ,

anything but the metric system

sukhmel ,
samus12345 ,
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They’re both in coastal states that aren’t in the southeast, so odds are they’re both blue.

Drusas ,

I'm an American and also don't see the humor in it.

knightly ,
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Queer folks have a bad habit of falling in love with people on the other side of the country.

ChefWhite ,

Or planet.

[Sighs in time zone ten hours out of sync with crush]

samus12345 ,
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I think this is a problem for people of every sexuality.

Maven OP ,

It’s often especially bad in queer/minority communities because the dating pool is much smaller.

samus12345 ,
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That makes sense. Anybody who has less compatible dating options than average for whatever reason is more likely to run into this.

Drusas ,

Ah. Thank you.

Ephera ,

My thought was that it’s an obscure joke about the two Washingtons in the USA. Like, the state in the north-west corner is called “Washington” and then there’s the capital city of the USA on the east coast, called “Washington, D.C.”.

But Washington, D.C., is further south from where the person is placed, so I’m guessing not…

Revonult ,

Two people met online and live on opposite sides of the country.

Drusas ,

Right, but that's not humorous.

figaro ,

I think for people who have had long distance relationships it kinda is. Like I would say something like that to my ex, but we both knew it was impossible. Sort of a dark humor but you do what you have to do in those situations

storcholus ,

I thought it was a u haul lesbian joke

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-Haul_lesbian

EmoDuck ,

See Also

Lesbian bed death

This has been an informative 5 minutes

Opisek , in Don't

Is there a Lemmy community for surreal memes? This looks like something that would fit in that category.

Maven OP ,

There should be

CommissarVulpin , (edited )
Opisek ,

Thanks. Turns out I’m already subscribed but it’s just not active.

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

Check again. You actually started it.

StoneyDcrew , in open doors transaction

“we wanted to improve player emersion by getting them to find the blue credit key card in real life”

MeDuViNoX , in Don't
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The twelcond.

Vengefu1Tuna ,

Maybe twelvend or twelv-econd or twelfond? My brain hurts.

Zerush , in The United States be like, "Who are you voting for?"
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Currently the one which use the bigger Diaper.

Octavus , in 4 sosp'cks to 1 kitt

Muricans would rather not measure at all that to measure with metric system and they don’t even know why xD

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Venator , in The United States be like, "Who are you voting for?"

The one who gives us water for sure…

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