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SIGSEGV , in A dollar saved is a dollar earned

Home-grown fruit, like tomatoes (and especially strawberries!) are, like, an entirely different fruit than store-bought. They are SO freaking good! It is like opening Pandora’s Box, because you’ll never enjoy store-bought again.

Mr_Blott ,

Try making a pizza sauce from homegrown tomato and you find out why a Marguerita pizza exists

DragonAce ,

Yeah, I started gardening several years ago and I’ve now got about 5 different varieties of tomatoes, they all taste unique and they all taste fucking amazing. But I will say, if someone isn’t into the idea of gardening, then I would agree its a waste of time.

Apock ,

We got our very first raspberries this year and Oh. My. God! They are so much better!

theragu40 ,

Or you can be like me thinking I hated tomatoes, until I tried home grown ones finally and realized it isn’t tomatoes I hate it’s shitty mealy store bought tomatoes that I hate. And it turns out everyone actually hates those because they are shitty.

reverendsteveii ,

you hate beefsteak tomatoes. they’re grown to be large and red, to survive transport well, and to look good on grocery store shelves. if your job is to sell tomatoes that you’re not actually gonna eat, they’re perfect. If, however, you intend to eat tomatoes it’s hard to do worse than a beefsteak. Mealy, flavorless, hard to cut, generally difficult.

What you want are plum, roma or campari tomatoes. The smaller dudes, and roast them a little bit before you use them if you can. We just started growing san marzanos instead of beefsteak varietals and the difference is night and day. Switching to them, I can finally taste the essential flavor elements of a good marinara sauce.

theragu40 ,

Yeah camparis are pretty legit.

LinuxSBC ,

I like Cherokee purples as well, but they can be a bit hard to find in some places.

LinuxSBC ,

I totally agree on strawberries. They’re really easy to grow (once they’re in place, they survive through winters and you actually have to stop them from spreading), and the berries are so good.

CriticalResist8 , in The Whole Fediverse is Wholesome [fixed]
@CriticalResist8@lemmygrad.ml avatar

When have “libertarians” ever won a physical fight anywhere lol. We have actual revolutionaries who fought on the frontlines like Che and Castro, Lenin, Ho Chi Minh, Mao.

you have this goofy cartoon

https://lemmygrad.ml/pictrs/image/80e99d94-237a-49ae-921d-dc6609e02f84.jpeg

LeateWonceslace ,

Lenin was a tyrant who strangled the revolution in the cradle.

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
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Lenin was a tyrant? By that logic, every white person is a terrorist.

CriticalResist8 ,
@CriticalResist8@lemmygrad.ml avatar

The best part of comments like yours is trying to figure out your ideology. Could be anything, really.

ReadFanon ,
@ReadFanon@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Lol, I’ll bite. How do you think that Lenin strangled the revolution in the cradle?

LeateWonceslace ,

By banning the workers councils and overthrowing the democratically elected menshiviks before making himself a Tsar in all but name as well as paving the way for Stalin to take power.

ReadFanon , (edited )
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The worker’s councils were recreating the basis of capitalism and interfering with regional and national interests in favour of their own petit-bourgeois aspirations. They wanted to become a labour aristocracy and they threatened the economic foundations of proletarian democracy with their narrow, self-interested trade union consciousness. Yugoslavia’s model is a perfect example of what would have happened if this was allowed to proliferate and to threaten the revolution.

If the Mensheviks didn’t want to get outlawed then maybe they shouldn’t have aligned themselves with the interests of the aristocracy and the Kadets over the proletariat 🤷‍♂️

Imagine being salty that the October Revolution overthrew the bourgeois Provisional Government. The soviets had established themselves as the legitimate organ of proletarian power and they seized political power because the Mensheviks and the Constitutional Democrats did not represent them.

HerrVorragend , in Aaaand now she is being sued.
@HerrVorragend@lemmy.world avatar

Planets are not allowed to have higher gravity than the star!

Narrrz , in Probably New Zealanders too.

we insert token Maori words at the beginning and end of our emails, that totally counts

ryannathans ,

Chur

southsamurai , in Probably New Zealanders too.
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Legit though, nobody alive today had anything to do with English becoming the trade language. It used to be French, but that went away and English filled in.

Any country where English is the primary language is going to have less people needing a second language for anything other than the general benefits it brings, which aren’t truly necessary.

It isn’t like everyone, everywhere speaks English on top of their first language, nor does everyone speak multiple languages. They do just fine with the dominant language of their country, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

Also, Australians don’t speak English. They speak Cunt :)

lauha ,

Also, Australians don’t speak English. They speak Cunt :)

It’s not like americans speak english either.

Kiosade ,

More like the Bri’ish don’t (know how to) speak their own goddamn language.

oatscoop , (edited )

Dare I ask where the “T” is?

Also, the Bri’ish decided the adopt French spelling conventions into their language because they wanted to be snobby fancy, like “colour” and “theatre” – it’s a mess.

We North Americans follow the lead of patriot and genius Noah Webster who just wanted words to have sane, consistent, intuitive spelling conventions.

Leviathan ,

Colour is couleur in French

vext01 ,
@vext01@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

“I could care less”

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ay, all’a y’all’ns kin jist git rait on outta hyuh. Dayum yankee carpetbaggera.

BCsven ,

“It isn’t like everyone everywhere speaks english on top of their first language” while it can never be everyone, every person I have interacted with from europe, brazil, india, etc has said English was pushed in school. so they are fluent in native tongue and english. And then you have Indians who often speak 4-5 languages besides english. Westerners just don’t need to learn anything besides english, since everyone accomodates for english. Especially Air traffic control.

gears ,

Even the English royalty would speak in French in official ceremonies

southsamurai ,
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Yup. It’s just the vagaries of time, war, and shifting alliances that put English into the main trade language. The term for that is lingua franca because of the French dominance in that regard.

The only reason English is probably going to stay in that place is inertia. Well, that and the friendliness of English borrowing words so freely. It’s easier to just adopt words with complex meanings into English than it is to translate them. But why change the trade language when it would cost more to shift things for no practical benefit.

Honestly, I wouldn’t have minded more and better language options in school. But it was the eighties and very early nineties, in a rural town, I was “lucky” to have two choices in high school. But I think if I’d had access younger, the way some countries do English, I would have gotten much better at Spanish than I did. Even my ASL is better than my Spanish, and I have arthritis that makes signing hard.

Badass_panda ,

Interestingly, while French was the lingua franca of Europe for several hundred years, it wasn’t the origin of the term ‘Lingua Franca’.

That term meant the “language of the Franks” and was the Mediterranean trade language in the medieval through Renaissance eras. It was actually a pidgin of Italian, French, Greek and Arabic adopted as being roughly mutually intelligible among Venetians, Byzantines and North Africans.

The reference to the ‘Franks’ is because the generic word for a western European (in the Byzantine, Greek world) had long been “Frank”.

southsamurai ,
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No kidding? That’s what I get for just accepting information without checking it! I heard that from an old family member and have never bothered to question it

Thank you, for the correction and doing in such a friendly way :)

Badass_panda ,

I always thought the same thing! I only found this out relatively recently, and I thought it was pretty cool

PrincessZelda ,

Sgoin on cunt?

Colour_me_triggered , in That's unfortunate

Um, plenty of Europeans speak 3 or more languages. Native language, language of the country you’re living in, and English.

magicalbeast69 ,

This. I think european and asian should be swapped in this meme. I think its rarer to see asian speak 3 languages than seeing european speak 3 languages

CheshireSnake ,
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As an asian, this has been my experience as well. Of course there are exceptions, but most asians I know (not just in my country) usually just speak 2 languages.

emergencyfood ,

But which part of Asia are you from? Here in India, schools are required (at least on paper) to teach three languages, so most people are at least trilingual.

jungekatz ,

Well yes but many schools teach sanskrit and its a dead language?

emergencyfood ,

Sanskrit is still spoken in some parts of Karnataka state. Also, only some schools run by the federal government teach Sanskrit. Usually it is (1) the official language of the state, (2) English and (3) Hindi. (If Hindi is the official language of the state, then any other Indian language, or a foreigh language, would be offered. For historical reasons most schools in Tamil Nadu state do not offer Hindi, but will have another third language such as French.)

Colour_me_triggered ,

Meh I only speak English and Norwegian. I can (with extreme difficulty) make myself understood in German, but I wouldn’t say I “speak German” . Although anyone who speaks Norwegian can also understand Swedish and Danish (not easily in the case of Danish unless it’s written).

NoGodsNoMasters ,

I think it also really depends where you are, which is why generalising entire continents maybe isn’t very useful. Someone from Luxemburg or somewhere in the Netherlands with more recent immigrants is going to be a lot more likely to speak multiple languages than say someone from Russia or more rural France, just as someone from China is more often going to be monolingual compared to someone from India or Singapore

finickydesert ,
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More likely to run into a Portuguese speaker in Luxembourg than Russia for sure.

camillaSinensis ,

Surely that depends on where in Asia you’re looking at as well? On average, the number of languages people speak is quite different between, say, India and Japan. Or Switzerland vs Romania in Europe.

Frank ,
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“Hey let me just make a quick generalization about like three billion people”.

Holzkohlen ,

German, Bavarian and English 😁

geissi ,

Bavarian

On that note, I also understand some Swabian, Franconian, and Austrian.

NathanielThomas ,

A bad rendition of Hochdeutsch, an incomprehensible dialect of bayrisch and hello and goodbye in English

OADINC ,

Dutch, English (Traditional not simplified), and french, and I can understand german but not speak it myself.

Jahmon85 ,

Belgian spotted

OADINC ,

Nah, Netherlands

charje , in Light Bulbs and Your Mouth: A Cautionary Tale

I want to make a food (maybe chocolate) the exact dimensions of of a lightbulb so I can try this safely. I really think I could take it out.

droans ,

Open your mouth all the way. Use your fingers to measure it. Do you really think a lightbulb could fit in there?

charje ,

Well, given that it could fit in, it could come out the same way. I have a rather large face hole, so I think it could fit. Is the meme meant to be that the lightbulb is too big for most people to even get in?

MeatsOfRage ,

Now you got us all sticking fingers in our mouth

TisI ,

Use melted sugar, that’d be more authentic!

HiddenLayer5 ,

Sugar glass!

TisI ,

Yeah, couldn’t remember what it’s called. Thanks!

Parent ,

Isn’t it still sharp though?

HiddenLayer5 ,

It’ll soften with your saliva hopefully.

Squids ,

You could try and find an apple that’s about the same size?

Ser_Salty ,

There’s LED bulbs of the exact size and shape but with plastic casings

emeralddawn45 ,

But then if it gets stuck you can’t even break it, you’d just have to live like that.

FunkyMonkey ,

I think the point is that the fear of not being able to get it out easily would lead your jaw muscles to clench up. So somebody would have to basically trick you into thinking that the imitation is real.

Resistentialism ,

Use an ice cream cone. Saves the effort of making some elaborate food thing. And with a cone, you can just bite through it, after the the hard outer, the ice cream is just easy to bite through.

I think the problem comes.up when your jaw locks and its a bastard to move it. I get it occasionally when I’m eating or yawning.

cloudy1999 , in Light Bulbs and Your Mouth: A Cautionary Tale

I hate this so much. This is worse than The Game

BlunderWoman ,
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DAMMIT

cloudy1999 ,

Yw

Console_Modder , in Scum...
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I don’t know if Vader should force choke this one. Kinky bastard will probably enjoy it

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

“Choke me harder, daddy father.”

“No, I am not your father”

meldroc ,

Sooner or later, Vader was going to find someone that shares his fetish for black leather…

uphillbothways ,
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I mean, he'd have been able to get that jar full while keeping his hands clean.

FaceDeer ,
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ComputerSagtNein , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)
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I like those comments. Most funny posts become even funnier because of the comment section.

You people sound really bitter tbh.

boonhet ,

Not only bitter, lots of people here are dissing reddit like it’s a recent ex.

Some of those frequently repeated comments (well not stuff like “this”) are completely organic memes that have come out of that community, which most of us were part of, me personally for over a decade. Now we suddenly hate everything we were part of?

I’m kinda tired of the reddit bashing here. I’m not going to leave over it, but it doesn’t add any value whereas some of the other content has been excellent.

poke ,

I can’t wait until the bitter people find out that these reddit behaviors are actually just human behaviors. Let people enjoy themselves.

Crotaro ,

Based

GenderNeutralBro ,

Redditors have always hated Redditors! You think we’re going to stop just because we left Reddit?!?

jackalope ,

This!

jackalope ,

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Rolando ,

Literally 1984.

obinice ,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

Underrated comment right here

Xelnoc ,
@Xelnoc@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

This

bappity ,

R/beatmetoit

spoiler> this is satire i swear i’m not like this please have mercy >~<

ProperlyProperTea ,

r/beatmeattoit

Rubanski ,

R/foundthemobileuser

Eufalconimorph ,

That ^

aquinteros ,

oh sooooo much more funnierrr

Cinnamon3431 ,

based

guriinii ,

On what?

Wage_slave ,
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

usually cocaine.

wanderingmagus ,

Based and comedy pilled.

reverendsteveii ,

This.

(Srsly tho, this whole post is a reddit-hates-reddit circle jerk using stale memes from reddit to make fun of stale comments from reddit. It’s beat and it stinks like letting someone who doesn’t even know you control your emotions.)

southsamurai , in Priorities!
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And this kind of idiocy is why I’m glad there’s a user block

ummthatguy , in "These are going to be worth a fortune some day"
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Wasn’t this right before the market “value” on them tanked? All those collectors hoping for huge eBay auction payouts.

mrmhm ,

What do you mean tanked?! Sounds like you’re jealous of my 1.2 million dollars worth of beanie babies (once they sell).

Pumpkinbot ,

“They’ll be worth 1.2 million, once their value finally reaches 1.2 million!”

sijt ,

It was, yeah. The market crashed pretty much over night too. Really obvious in hindsight, but if you’re making six figures from reselling the things you’re probably too close to really notice the wider picture.

Squids ,

I think some of them are still still hoping for that sweet payout

I was trying to find a specific beanie baby I had as a kid the other day and all the results were for these pristine in box listings that I don’t think anyone’s given a second glance in years going for like ten or twenty dollars

…man I just want the dumb jingly elf I had as a kid I don’t really care about the tag

Ilovethebomb ,

Twenty dollars for an out of production toy still in the box isn’t exactly asking for the moon.

Squids ,

True, but I always get the vibe from tise auction listings that they were originally for much more - they’re always set up nice and pretty with backgrounds and super nice shots and everything

daniskarma , in thats crazy

Didn’t Project 2025 say that they wanted to ban porn?

This seems like something they’ll use to get leverage on that matter.

“Porn makes you want to shoot down the furher”, or something like that.

sylver_dragon , in Queen of the Nile

Cleopatra had huge tracts of land. And all of the Romans wanted to plow her fields.
I’m walking about the wheat production of Egypt here, what were you thinking of?

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

I’m thinking of tanned, short haired tomboy with giant rack!
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cd86376c-1969-4532-aea5-5798fc7eb0a0.jpeg

xxd , in It is done when it is done!

I love that you had such an annoying update experience that you went ahead and created 2 memes about it and postet into a total of 4 communities, only to vent your frustration. Keep going, this is great!

bleistift2 OP ,

Posting memes keeps me from falling into a murderous rage

…barely.

30p87 ,

Typisch Deutscher.

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