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hydroptic , in Pokemon - US Edition

Did some digging and I think the original author is www.instagram.com/sephko/

Napain OP ,

thanks i will add that

NegativeLookBehind , in certified cyberpunk moment
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While wearing armored booty shorts

lemmesay ,
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and no helmet!

Noodle07 ,

And my axe

simplejack ,
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And swinging a weapons grade dildo.

Tolstoshev , in ~ Sinsational ~

The guy on the left is so lazy he can’t even stand up straight to make his point. You got time to lean, you got time to suck cock buddy!

dharmacurious ,

I came here to say basically that. But also, speaking as a professionally employed homosexual, that ankle-cross lean is gay as fuck.

AVincentInSpace ,

Do you mean to say that you are a homosexual who is professionally employed, or that you are professionally employed in your capacity as a homosexual?

dharmacurious ,

I am, in fact, employed in my capacity as a homosexual. I’m an academic homosexual, though. Ivory tower type, publishing gay papers in queer journals, teaching the youth all about proper deep throating techniques in class.

AVincentInSpace ,

Interesting. Where do you teach? I might like to attend

dharmacurious ,

Tennessee State Cockversity. I’m head of Anthroballsofy

BreadOven ,

Do you teach the crouching tiger, hidden penis technique?

dharmacurious ,

I’m afraid the hidden penis technique was officially banned in the 90s after that spate of popcorn bucket fiascos. It was abused.

BreadOven ,

Darn. Makes sense why it’s so hard to find a teacher for that then.

molochthagod , in これはロスなの?

as someone learning Chinese, this is top-tier meme

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  • molochthagod ,

    Oracle Bone, Bronze, Seal, Traditional and Simplified Hanzi are all Chinese. Only Kanji is Japanese and only by proxy, so this meme is like 70% Chinese and 30% Japanese. You would know that if you learned Japanese.

    davel , in Well that sucks
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    Looks like woods porn is back on the menu.

    expatriado ,

    i was raised in a dense city, still aware of the woods porn

    tdawg ,

    oh! Didn’t know other people had those

    When I was maybe eight my good buddy convinced the tennagers to let us hang out with them

    They had a hang out area out in the woods. You had to climb under a fence while one of the strong kids lifted the bottom of the fence up. On the other side was a “river” you could cross with a swing rope someone had attached to the tree above. (it looked like a massive river as a kid. But after having gone back as an adult you could easily hop over without much notice)

    Anyway, we ended up going back there pretty regularly just as a way to get away from where the adults could find us. We ended up finding this massive stash of magazines one of the older kids had at the spot

    I was too young at the time to be interested but my buddy ended up stealing a couple so we could look at them with our other friends

    FiskFisk33 , (edited ) in How often had I overlooked women's contributions ?

    “man” as in human kind.

    I agree the linguistics here are unfortunate, but here we are, and that word, in that context, is normally gender neutral.

    Also, 28 day calendar probably means it’s the moon.

    2pt_perversion ,

    It’s important to note how we got here. In old English man just meant human. Wereman meant male and wifman meant female. Over time that “were” prefix got dropped and man now means male but the ambiguous meaning of humankind stuck around. In fact “human” comes from old french “of man”, again the non-gendered use of the word man.

    The point is to fix all these problems we just have to bring back the “were”. The progressive werewolves are way ahead of us on this issue.

    exocrinous ,

    Hunter, huntress, huntsman. Actor, actress, actsman. Waitor, waitress, waitsman.

    If we bring back the were then how are we gonna refer to male hunters, actors, and waitors?

    FiskFisk33 ,

    Hunter, werehunter, wifhunter. fun!

    the real question is how are we going to refer to male wolves?

    FiskFisk33 ,

    It would be interesting to see what in an alternate timeline, English would have looked like today if the Norman invasion never happened.

    Cottenlai_Zhou ,

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  • ProfessorOwl_PhD ,
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    You mean apart from them occuring at set intervals? The length of time between the average women’s periods is 28 days, but the moon’s 28 day cycle is 100% reliable, and always happens regardless of individual stressors. Having a regular solar event that confirms you’re accurately keeping track of days is pretty practical.

    XeroxCool ,

    I’m not seeing a comment pointing out why 28 days isn’t a moon thing, so I’ll take a shot. If you watch new moon to new moon or full moon to full moon, it’s a 29.5 day cycle. It’s true, the moon’s orbit is only 28 days. However, that’s 360° of travel. We don’t track the moon against the stars for its cycle though, it’s tracked against the sun. A full moon sits opposite the sun, a new moon in line with the sun, etc. So, in that 28 day orbital period, the earth has also orbited about 1/13 of an orbit around the sun, changing the position of the sun against the stars . That means the moon has to travel an extra 28° of orbit to reach the new moon position again - about an extra day an a half.

    FiskFisk33 ,

    I’m not seeing a comment pointing out why 28 days isn’t a moon thing,

    Hm, that’s odd! it’s right there

    discuss.tchncs.de/comment/8329564

    XeroxCool , (edited )

    Odd indeed since the link works fine in my mobile app (connect) but doesn’t show on the native comment thread. I kinds figured it was something like that with a different source instance. At least I can feel good knowing I explained where 28 does occur

    rockSlayer , in Chat Apps

    I have 3/7 and I hate it. I wish signal never removed the ability to function as sms

    morrowind ,
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

    Even if it did, it didn’t support rcs

    rockSlayer ,

    That’s because Google is gatekeeping the android API for RCS

    CosmicTurtle ,

    Wait, I thought Google wanted Apple to start supporting RCS. So that everyone can talk to each other.

    So Google is just…trying to strong arm apple to give up their proprietary protocol for their own?

    That’s so fucked up.

    Flax_vert ,

    RCS is an open standard. However, on Android you can only use it with Google chat. So android stops any other apps from using it. Nothing to stop you making your own phone from scratch and adopting it.

    It’s incredibly stupid, I know.

    Perfide ,

    Samsung messages app also supports RCS, depending on your carrier, though? It’s super fucking buggy and frequently switches back to sms so I still switched to Google messages, but it does technically have it.

    TheGrandNagus ,

    They only have it because they reached a deal with Google.

    zeekaran ,

    4/7 here. I’m fine with it. Though sms should be included.

    fossphi , in Spread the gospel 🙏

    Aah yes, signal and lemmy 💯

    BlueLineBae , in Let's see them Lemmy.
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    salvaria ,

    Omg, did you name him after TAZ?

    BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

    The bum in the air!

    robocall ,
    @robocall@lemmy.world avatar

    I like the couch’s floral pattern

    GissaMittJobb , in Why would socialism do this?

    I don’t always agree with everything you post, but this is >100% on point.

    yogthos OP ,
    @yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

    It’d be boring here if we all agreed on everything. Disagreement is how we learn from each other. :)

    GissaMittJobb ,

    Agreed again. Keep fighting the good fight friend

    yogthos OP ,
    @yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

    O7

    hyperhopper , in 💰➡️✝️

    That’s not merch, that’s the Veil of Veronica. Very significant catholic story/artifact. The story is that when she wiped the blood and sweat off of Jesus his face appeared on the cloth. You’ll find depictions of this in most old catholic churches and many paintings

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veil_of_Veronica

    DahGangalang ,

    Damn, that sounds like some real valuable one of a kind kinda merch he’s hocking.

    wrath_of_grunge ,
    @wrath_of_grunge@kbin.social avatar

    GET YOUR VEIL OF VERONICA RIGHT HERE!

    ONE OF A KIND!

    GENUINE AUTHENTIC VEIL OF VERONICA!

    Roopappy ,

    1 FOR 5, 3 FOR 10.

    velox_vulnus ,

    Someone beat Belle Delphine by about a few thousand years.

    mindbleach ,

    There is nothing new under the sun.

    PatFussy ,

    I thought it was the shroud of turin I’m a bad catholic

    PatMustard ,

    We’re all bad Catholics, that’s the whole point of Catholicism!

    xor ,

    pretty sure it’s supposed to be a joke

    SomeBoyo ,

    should have been wearing less makeup then

    Son_of_dad ,

    I love how seriously Catholics took their fanfic to the point that they have Saints based solely on myth and “cool story bro” scenarios

    ExLisper ,

    You will be shocked but absolutely everything in Catholicism is based on myth and “cool story bro” scenarios.

    Son_of_dad ,

    I guess it was like doing Instagram pranks without the internet. “Yoooo, an angel just totally appeared to me” just to get attention back in that days when everyone was bored as fuck. If someone believes your bullshit, and writes it down and hides it for a thousand years, suddenly it’s a religious fact

    evranch ,

    Check it out, it’s the bone from Jesus’s boner! Totally legit! My guy found it back there beside the boulder.

    Man, I don’t think there are real bones inside boners. You’re full of shit. Besides, didn’t the dude get reincarnated? What, did he forget that bone?

    Yeah well, go fuck yourself. I’m gonna go show this to someone who knows about this sort of thing.

    2000 years later, the plaque on a gilded chest reads “The Sacred Bone of the Boner”

    Boner bone? Pfft, everyone knows that boners don’t have actual bones inside them.

    Dude it says it right there on the plaque, who are you gonna believe, some dumb old science teacher or the Pope

    ExLisper ,

    I read somewhere about some secret tooth cherished by some sect that was destroyed by grinding it to dust, mixing with shit and throwing in to the ocean. But guess what? Some fishermen said that he totally found the tooth restored floating on a leaf next to the place where they threw it out. You can’t fight believes with real world methods.

    SPRUNT ,

    Same thing happened to Forrest Gump

    iAvicenna ,
    @iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

    think again

    www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-5899670

    that is THE MERC that started it all, merc zero.

    “The Veil was owned by the Leonelli family until 1608. Pancrazio Petrucci, a soldier married to Marzia Leonelli, stole the Veil from his father-in-law’s house. A few years later, Marzia sold it for 400 scudi to Doctor Donato Antonio De Fabritiis to pay a ransom demand for her husband, who was then a prisoner in Chieti.”

    gravitas_deficiency , in This would break the internet

    Ngl that would be legitimately hilarious and I would watch the shit out of it lol

    EdibleFriend ,
    @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

    Putin wouldn’t even play around with windows. He would get frustrated and shoot her himself like, at the most, 10 minutes into the interview.

    OpenStars , in You wouldn't download an entire media library
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    They know. They simply do not care.

    bobs_monkey ,

    Not only that, but they think people are dumb enough to keep paying (and sometimes they’re not wrong).

    Goodie ,

    Oh, they care.

    They got your money one way, and now their getting it another way!

    candyman337 , (edited ) in A new semester’s just begun. Never forget this guy.

    Genuinely, that’s less than 200 books lmao. That guy didn’t deserve this

    iAvicenna , in Has anyone notified Elon?
    @iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

    for the person who wrote that “coding and algorithms” is the same as “magic and alchemy”

    sxan ,
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    <span style="color:#323232;">if (launch) {
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">   landOnMoon()
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">}
    </span>
    

    What’s so hard, Japan?!? Sheesh.

    IndiBrony ,
    @IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

    Hey, the code was executed perfectly. The orientation wasn’t defined!

    sxan ,
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    You could even say it self-optimized and saved fuel by not decelerating!

    r00ty Admin ,
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    I think they call algorithms AI these days. At least I caught one of our VPs saying that a few months ago.

    haui_lemmy ,

    I think the vast majority of people has no idea how coding works, doesnt know what an algorithm does and is oblivious to the fact that AI isnt everything its hyped to be.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    I had a manager 10 years ago tell me we should start using these “API” things he had just read about. A conspicuously non-technical manager, obviously.

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