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hydroptic , in *audible sigh*
psmgx ,

For the entirely of June, GlaDOS does a Lesbian butch voice in honor of increasing lesbian visibility.

The joke is that it sounds exactly the same.

maynarkh ,

Almost as if homosexual people were just people.

Gormadt ,
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OurToothbrush ,

I thought the joke was the inherent homoeroticism of Glados

Apeman42 ,
@Apeman42@lemmy.world avatar

You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the neurotoxin dispensers.

OurToothbrush ,

Yeah, that and the degradation and praise elements

EmpathicVagrant ,

Afterwards.

I’m crying this is too good

RizzRustbolt ,

Does anyone have $500,000? I want do something funny.

Prunebutt , in Funny how that happens

Don’t you mean “exits” the building?

usernamesAreTricky OP ,

Was thinking more about cameras from journalists or other organizations

Their ads usually don’t show them inside even when they live there

Bringing up a Tyson competitor, the farm manager wonders how other poultry companies handle supposedly free-range-raised chickens. The short answer: They don’t, really.

“Those birds don’t go outside — you know that,” the technician replies. “They don’t all go out … Look that up online.”

The manager chimes in: “It’s not like they make it like all of ’em come out and enjoy the sun.”

“That is strictly for commercial [advertising] purposes,” the technician says. “They pick the prettiest birds [for commercials] and they toss ’em out in the grass.”

vox.com/…/tyson-chicken-free-range-humanewashing-…

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

A bunch of fucking asshats operating on dumb shit like “Perception is reality.”

No, you’re still torturing and abusing animals, you sick fucks.

Prunebutt ,

Slaps forehead now I get it.

Shiggles ,

A couple generations from now, I bet this’ll be unthinkable to those who’ve only ever known lab grown meat. I can’t wait.

usernamesAreTricky OP ,

In the mean time, there’s plenty of plant-based meats along with plant-based dishes and the like. If we only wait for cultured meat, harm will continue to be done

boatsnhos931 , in Happy Pride to my LGBTQ homies! You are much loved.

It looks like you have something on your mouth, is that hair gel?!

Steve ,

I make it myself

boatsnhos931 ,

Arm to table

some_guy , in Rishi Sunak announcing national service plans

Context for non-Brits?

greencactus ,
BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

wtfffff. even for my American butt, that sounds crazy. a government forcing its citizens to conduct a year of national service strikes me like some medieval or fascist level stuff.

greencactus ,

I think we have a different view in Europe on it - Germany had a model of national military service until 2011 (with the option of civil service), the Nordic model includes military service etc. So it isn’t completely unimaginable - we just have a different view on the topic.

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

Oh wow, soooo interesting! For me, it’s the government forcibly taking control of a year of your life. I’m not saying that my perspective is correct. It’s just that that’s how I see it. I voluntarily served 4 years in the American military, so I’m not opposed to government service. I guess maybe my American mistrust of government is what’s making me apprehensive of the policy. It’s like I fear that the federal government will misuse it while also taking a major formative year of its citizens’ lives. Moreover, even if the government tries its best to make ethical decisions, I don’t think government is capable of making those decisions. It’s too bloated and compromised by the selfish goals of politicians and elites. Thinking it through for this comment, I would be more comfortable with the government providing incentives for 18 year olds to contribute public service by providing extra benefits such as college tuition, home loan guaranty, preferential hiring for government jobs, so it might be the mandatory part that is the main factor driving my concern. Btw,…woahhh, I’m having a moment since I never expected to be so American with my politics because I generally swing quite left, even for those outside of the USA.

What’s the perspective you guys have on it? How do you see it? Is it something like, “This is a good policy because citizens should contribute to their country and government is an appropriate avenue to decide how to do so and enforce this?” I would love to hear how you guys generally see it because this seems like an interesting clash of cultures. I look forward to your response 😀

greencactus ,

Yes, exactly - it is the idea of “well, you can gain life experience and serve for the state”. However, it is (rightfully IMO) criticized as just a cheap way of gaining labor forces. I think that German culture is generally more connected with respecting authorities, rules etc., so this attitude of " you need to return something to the community who raised you up" is still prevalent.

Since 2011 the service was not enforced anymore (but not abolished - in German it’s called “ausgesetzt”), but now there is a debate again to reintroduce it in light of the war. I personally am highly skeptical of it, for the exact reasons you outlined. A year ago I have went through the process of refusing to serve in the military in a defense case. We have something here called Kriegsdienstverweigerung: you can refuse to be drafted and serve under arms if it is incompatible with your conscience. I am glad to have went through the process, but I wouldn’t have done so if I were younger; in fact, I probably would’ve been absolutely okay with serving in the military. So instead of training people to shoot, I advocate for providing opportunities for people to learn medicine and science and stuff and leave war to professional soldiers, who aren’t 18- or 19 year old enscripted boys. It is also widely known that lots of guys cheated their way out of serving (e.g. drinking a lot the evening prior, so they make a bad impression on the recruiting officer), so the system was weird anyways. So I think the current debate is between “Russia and China are a threat, we need to get ready to fight, let’s pump up our military production” and “War is no option, our infrastructure is in a state of disrepair, we need to invest into schools and hospitals instead of arms, and drafting teenagers can’t be the solution of the problem”.

Evotech ,

The American system still gets their army. Just a different way to coerce them. It’s the same thing

Or college tuitions is free to begin with. You still get paid a wage, fed and housed in the army.

MeaanBeaan ,

To be honest I actually don’t think it sounds all that bad. If it were forced military service I’d think it was terrible. But it sounds like you can just do community service instead of the military training. And it’s just one weekend a month for twelve months. Given how much we’re disconnected from our communities these days I think making sure kids engage with their communities in this way could actually be really beneficial.

That’s just thinking about this one policy in a Vaccuum though. I know nothing about British politics so I have no clue what other awful and heinous shit this party may or may not be into.

then_three_more ,

25 days of slavery is 25 days too much in my opinion.

Also if we’re arguing that it’s too bring communities together why is it only 18 year olds? Wouldn’t mixing with a wide variety of ages from 18 to 118 be better? Also why is the stick to make people do it a fine (so that the rich will just pay if their kids don’t want to do it)?

alyth ,

Wouldn’t mixing with a wide variety of ages from 18 to 118 be better?

You will work in the NHS or the firefighters and so on, so you will certainly engage with community members of all ages and from all wakes of life. For a year of mandatory service that everybody is meant to complete, 18 is arguably the best time to do it.

slavery

When you walk on a public road past a hospital do you think to yourself “they stole my money to build this”? You have rights and duties as a citizen. Your service benefits the community as a whole.

Also why is the stick to make people do it a fine (so that the rich will just pay if their kids don’t want to do it)?

I fully agree with you on this point

then_three_more ,

You will work in the NHS or the firefighters and so on, so you will certainly engage with community members of all ages and from all wakes of life. For a year of mandatory service that everybody is meant to complete, 18 is arguably the best time to do it.

But anyone who’s not 18 will be denied that “opportunity”.

When you walk on a public road past a hospital do you think to yourself “they stole my money to build this”? You have rights and duties as a citizen. Your service benefits the community as a whole.

Exactly, I already give over a portion of my labour time via taxes to help society. Forcing people to do 25 days extra unpaid work is either slavery or a huge one off tax on 18 year olds.


There’s also no exceptions. So you’ve already got a job that requires you to do weekends? Touch shit. So you’ve got staff shortages. Already work for the fire service or police etc. Touch shit. You’ve got to go pick litter up for 25 days.

Ilandar ,

I agree with you. Military conscription is shit, but mandatory community service for young people on the cusp of adulthood could be very beneficial for a society. Particularly if it involves regular interactions with older members of the community (something Western countries lack due to households typically being limited to immediate family). Young people in developed Western nations are more disillusioned, detached and depressed than ever while some older people are really struggling to keep up with the pace at which life and technology is changing. Getting both groups together in their local communities could potentially build some important life skills and confidence for younger people while helping older people to feel included and relevant. I’m not saying a Tory government would be able to implement this effectively, but I can get onboard with the general idea.

letsgo ,

Well let’s have a look at the Tory track record of implementing things effectively. How about Boris’s oven ready deal? Seems he didn’t have one. Was he lying? Or did he have one that he thought the EU would accept until they laughed him out of the room? How’s the Rwanda plan going? How much has it cost so far? How many flights have left? Hmm.

then_three_more ,

I mean, you guys made it into a literal lottery.

But besides that, the proposal is even worse than just conscription. His plan is that there’ll be about 30,000 placements in the armed forces, which will of course be paid. Everyone else will have to do 25 days of unpaid “volunteering”. Of the volunteering is mandatory and your parents will be fined if you don’t do it.

Effectively it’s slave labour for the poor and pay so you don’t need to do it for the rich.


Luckily it’s extremely likely he’s not going to get to try to bring it in. They’re about 20 points behind in the polls and on some they’ve actually been falling further behind since calling the election.

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, you guys made it into a literal lottery.

Exactly! Those people were drafted and sent to fight an unpopular war in a country that most of them didn’t even know existed until then. The rich were able to dodge it by paying off the right people and others had to leave as political refugees. I think that a lot of Americans learned to fear mandatory government service due that policy.

Effectively it’s slave labour for the poor and pay so you don’t need to do it for the rich.

The story of human society continues as normal.

grrgyle ,

I mean I don’t hate the principal, but I’m a filthy commie hippy socialist type

Colour_me_triggered ,

The cold war is restarting. British troops are among the best in the world, but they’re poorly equipped and there aren’t enough of them to sustain more than 2 days of fighting against an army the size of Russia’s. National service partly solves the manpower issue.

pizzazz ,

Username checks out

some_guy ,

Sounds like a great way to further undercut public services while turning young people against the Torries. Make this shit retroactively apply to everyone serving in government and I’d have no problem with it. Fuck legislation that by design will never touch them.

Ghostalmedia , in It has already been removed again
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brbposting ,

Being debated on the Talk page

SkyezOpen ,
PaupersSerenade ,
@PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works avatar

I haven’t edited a wiki page, so maybe I’m missing something. Isn’t that an accurate statement? Until yesterday we didn’t know the verdict, and we still need the sentencing. Both of those absolutely should be added to the page once result are known. Hence why information would/will change.

They’ve locked the article, and it still states the ‘criminal status’.

Maggoty ,

Conservatives are in there arguing we can’t call him a convicted felon until he’s exhausted his appeals.

lolrightythen ,

I get that folks are engaged for various reasons, but Wikipedia isn’t at it’s best when it comes to current events. I feel like that battle will slow as time passes.

Still - a big thank you to those who strive to combat misinformation.

*And you make a great point. Make the edits to Trump’s page after the dust settles and there is no argument about the facts.

Maggoty ,

Oh his page is going to be locked for years after this if they don’t allow any inclusion. It’s the only way to prevent it from being repeatedly added. We’ll see how it goes. For what it’s worth half the problem seems to be that he has a leading sentence instead of a leading paragraph.

Stupidmanager ,

The double standard by conservatives is just… stupid. That’s not how the legal system works. He is now a convicted felon. In a normal American’s world, Donnie would be waiting for sentencing, and often he could be sent to jail to wait for this sentence to occur, before he’s sent to prison(or probation, or home arrest, or whatever). The right to an appeal does not make him “sorta kinda, not a criminal, yet”. If he wasn’t who he is, he’d be in prison for 3-5 years, maybe 10.

Now, Donnie must file an appeal. This takes a while because he needs to prove the conviction was in error, new evidence, something wrong about his defense attorneys or jury tampering. The judge then needs to approve or deny this. Denied appeals, go up the justice food chain to the next court, and the next, and all the way to the Supreme Court who can all but void that conviction and Donnie gets his appeal (unlikely they even view the case). But hey, let’s pretend he somehow gets an appeal.

Now, 2-6 years from now (because our justice system is slow), Donnie can have another trial and have his conviction overturned. But this time he’ll need to basically bribe, threaten and distort all the criminal charges that they used against him.

Is unlikely his conviction will be overturned. His appeals process is just going to muddy the waters, but never bring anything to help. His one saving grace will be the “one juror” he knew would hang the jury, who could say he was forced, or something, to vote guilty.

Until this soap opera is over, Donnie is still a convicted felon. There is no gray area. Ask any other “innocent“ convicted felons serving time while they wait for appeals. Appeals don’t make them less convicted.

Liz ,

I have such a hard time imagining a conservative, much less a Trump fan, thinking the general concept of Wikipedia is a good idea.

Maggoty ,

They aren’t there in good faith.

Fades ,

Should be because of election interference via business fraud

IsThisAnAI , in water...

None of you bitching about American beer have stepped foot inside a beer shop here.

Ukuli , in Rishi Sunak announcing national service plans

Here in Finland we had this kinda thing forever and it’s actually quite popular, so not going to change anytime soon. However, the main issue is that it’s mandatory only for men and excluding some groups like Jehovas Withnesses and those residing in Åland islands.

EDIT: And there is criminal penalties if you refuse. However, no more prison I believe, but a house arrest order rather.

arudesalad ,

But I believe that the Finnish government supplies a lot of things for citizens? All rishi’s government have done is take stuff away

SpaceCowboy , in How American
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s kinda weird that soon there will be only white people on products and on the jerseys of sports teams.

Are we sure that we’re happy about this outcome?

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar
Liz ,

I’d root for them

brown567 ,
SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

The Guardians statues in Cleveland that their baseball team is now named after look Caucasian to me. So he could be pointing at a Cleveland Guardians Jersey and it’s essentially the same things.

There’s also the Cavaliers, Celtics, the Fighting Irish, Canadiens, and many others in sports. The Fighting Irish seems to be perpetuating a negative stereotype. But none of these will be changed.

Then there’s also names of groups like Pirates which could include other ethnicities but the logo shows a white person. There are many ethnicities that were pirates throughout history, but the Pittsburgh Pirate log shows a white guy.

So that photo may not be as shocking or offensive as you think it would be. If there were a team called the Caucasians it wouldn’t actually offend anyone. Well I could foresee white supremacists taking a liking to a logo like that and that would be offensive. But not because of the logo itself but white supremacists ruining everything they associate themselves with. Kinda like Swastika was ruined as symbol.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not against renaming sports teams and changing the labels on products and things like that. Just pointing out that the ultimate outcome is going to be a distinct lack diversity in these logos because the things that have white people representing it aren’t changed but things that have non-white people are changed. People will still be cheering for the Celtics in the future. People in Cleveland will cheer for the Guardians (white people) and the Cavaliers (also white people) but they won’t be cheering for Indians (because that’s disrespectful). I guess if that’s what we want it to be it’s fine, but seems a little weird that sports fans will only ever be cheering for white people in the future.

boatsnhos931 , in He does that a lot.

It’s spelled Jesus scars, check his hands if you don’t believe me

MovingThrowaway , in water...

What is this image lmao

Like why is fry on Jimmy Fallon holding a beer

Is it implying he’s the one saying the joke, while being interviewed on the talk show??

But like it’s a really old, common joke, whats the significance of this specific cartoon character repeating it on this specific talk show

Idgi

pimeys ,

It is a good shitpost though. Fry holding a German lager on Jimmy Fallon, and a joke about American beer with a typo.

Xavienth ,

Typo?

Gormadt , in *audible sigh*
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yeah it’s lip service, but it’s lip service they pay due to feeling like we are a marketable demographic.

They feel that advertising to us as a group and making the haters mad is more profitable than the alternative.

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

The way bud light handled it, when kid rock started shooting bud light palettes with his machine gun…

This is what you need to know.

Never trust.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

What’s your point in bringing bud light up? I’m not trying to start shit, genuinely curious. What is it that we need to know? What does “never trust” mean in this context? I can’t make heads or tails of anything you wrote

SqueakyBeaver ,

I’m not op, so I’m just guessing here

I think they meant a sort of “at the first sign of pushback, the companies will ditch LGBT people. Don’t mistake their gay logos as actually support”

Omniraptor ,

Last spring bud light sent trans influencer Dylan mulvaney a personalized beer can as part of a broad marketing push. This drew criticism/calls for a boycott from various prominent transphobes and caused a slight slump in sales. Bud light responded by laying off/“laying off” various senior marketing execs etc, and did not afaict support support mulvaney after it (no loud anti-transphobia pr statement). Very illustrative story of how corporate support of lgbt people under capitalism works

archive.ph/PVQWS

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Like SqueakyBeaver and omniraptor pointed out, it was last years campaign Budweiser made with dylan mulvaney. They featured her on some bud light special editions.

Kid Rock made a video with him shooting the beer and the target demographic “cancelled” bud light making a big fuss about it online.

Budweiser was short of apologizing on their knees for their “mishap”, the Creator of the campaign was fired, etc.

People online were pretty harsh with dylan mulvaney. Budweiser dropped her like a hot potato. From what she posted afterwards, i figured they never contacted her or reached out to her in any way, in order to check if she’s ok.

That’s what i meant, they invest in “inclusion” , because it brings them cash. It’s not like humans became enlightened over the past decades. There was progress, sure, very slow progress in all things around being inclusive of others. Corporations are adapting to a demographic that is growing and are potential future customers.

Sabre363 , in water...

Hey, I’ve had some great beer in America.

. . . wonder what that little import label means . . .

TrendigOsthyvel , in Happy Pride to my LGBTQ homies! You are much loved.

A lot of gay! 🥰

DrSleepless , in water...

Still pissed that Coors stopped the import of Caffrey’s 20+ years ago

ceddy , in He does that a lot.
@ceddy@lemmy.ml avatar

Blasphemy

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