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Oha , in let there be light

Dark reader my beloved

amda ,

Essential for those brave enough to access unknown web pages at night

kiranraine ,

Wish that existed for several mobile apps that refuse to have a dark mode. I could force it with some dev options but it kinda breaks the apps somewhat. The worse thing is they have dark modes on ios or some other people’s phones but never mine for whatever reason 😒 🙄

strawberry ,
@strawberry@artemis.camp avatar

all hail dark reader

my retinas have been thanking me

Overshoot2648 ,

There are a select few times that Dark Reader makes a button or text invisible and I have to turn it off and I’m reminded of how terribly bright websites normally are. Dark Reader creates a vastly improved website viewing experience.

blanketswithsmallpox ,
flashgnash ,

Dark reader and adblock are the first extensions that get installed whenever I setup a new browser

Can’t stand the internet without em

Infamousblt , in Genzedong get mad when people don't like the CCP
@Infamousblt@hexbear.net avatar

Liberals be like: Yeah I love democracy.

The thing I love most about democracy is that I get zero choice or control over who represents me in government at all and I let them make decisions for me that hurt me. In fact I celebrate it when they make decisions that hurt me

SternburgExport , in unholy software..

How do you recognize a Linux user?

You don’t. They’ll tell you at the first opportunity.

EherVielleicht OP ,

I am a vegan, Linux, unsexual. Thanks for asking.

ritchie ,

You forgot that you were using arch, btw.

kraftpudding ,

You should get into crossfit. Or ultramarathons.

robot_dog_with_gun , in fixed cyberghost's "meme"

define fascism

Draedron ,

Cheering on the genocide committed against ukraine for example

AeroLemming ,

Per Wikipedia:

Fascism is a far-right, authoritarian, ultranationalist political ideology and movement, characterized by a dictatorial leader, centralized autocracy, militarism, forcible suppression of opposition, belief in a natural social hierarchy, subordination of individual interests for the perceived good of the nation and race, and strong regimentation of society and the economy.

I don’t know why you went with something that individual internet neckbeards do.

Awoo ,

Misuse of the term genocide is considered soft-holocaust denial.

YuccaMan ,
@YuccaMan@hexbear.net avatar

Literally no such thing. The Holodomor is a fiction created by Nazi propagandists to paint the failures of Soviet agricultural policy in dealing with a famine as a deliberate attempt to exterminate Ukranians.

Important to note, this was merely the latest in a long series of famines which had historically plagued this part of eastern Europe. It was also the last.

ThereRisesARedStar ,

For more detail, look up the hearst press holodomor controversy

YuccaMan ,
@YuccaMan@hexbear.net avatar

Much appreciated. I could do with more specificity the next time I have to make this argument lol

AOCapitulator ,
@AOCapitulator@hexbear.net avatar

war=genocide now

So the Us did a Genocide in

Lybia Cambodia Iran Iraq Afghanistan Nazi Germany Japan The United States

to name a few

Do you seriously not see how degranged it is to change the definitions of words based on vibes to try to win an argument online?

Fuck ooooooff

ElChapoDeChapo ,
@ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net avatar

You’re the one doing holocaust denial by crying crocodile tears over nazis

jewishcurrents.org/the-double-genocide-theory

robot_dog_with_gun ,

not a genocide by any reasonable definition of genocide, and calling non-genocide things “genocide” dilutes the term in a way that is beneficial to nazis.

none of us cheer the invasion, we shit on boris johnson for sabotaging peace talks you dolt.

SRo , in I'd saw off my leg for my grocery store to start carrying something besides shitty IPA's and Budweiser

Fuck that, I love ipas. I had to live half if my life with bland lager and pilsner and nothing else. Ipas ftw

dolphin ,

Now you live your life with lager and pilsner and ipa and nothing else.

Izzent ,
@Izzent@lemmy.world avatar

Me Me Me Me Me

So you don’t give a shit that they only sell IPA as long as you’re satisfied? Sounds like one hell of an ego trip to me.

corsicanguppy ,

So you don’t give a shit that they only sell IPA as long as you’re satisfied? Sounds like one hell of an ego trip to me.

Yeah. The guy wants to buy things he likes and is pleased when a store has a few suitable items as a minimum.

Fuck him and his wallet, right?

bemenaker ,

A few, you mean like 90% of the aisle and very few of anything else to choose from?

bouh ,

There are beers that are not IPA but do have taste too.

Rentlar ,

Same here. The limey taste of hops makes the beer for me, when I get a lighter beer I’m more often than not left disappointed, like I’m drinking bubbly water that’s been sitting in a pipe for 25 years. Craft IPAs on the other hand range from “meh it’s alright” to “this is amazing”.

sLLiK , in I LOVE MANUAL TRANSMISSION

I do, too, and drove one for many years. I’ll be the one to splash cold water on the conversation, though.

Driving a stick arguably requires the use of both hands and legs, which is great and partly the reason why so many enjoy it - that sense of engagement. It’s far less boring.

But here’s the deal. Injure any one of those appendages and driving a manual becomes a whole lot less fun. In some cases, you can get by, but it’s less than ideal. Having your arm closest to the shift in a sling, for example, makes your vehicle undrivable.

It won’t matter to most people… right up until the moment it does.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Having your arm closest to the shift in a sling, for example, makes your vehicle undrivable.

I broke my right shoulder and spent two months driving my stick shift SC2 (in the US) entirely with my left hand. It’s doable, you just have to shift really quickly and get your hand back on the steering wheel. Not having the use of both feet would probably kill the deal.

i_am_hiding ,

If you get the RPM just right, you can absolutely shift gear without a left leg. I used to drive the paddock bomb around the farm as a kid with my left foot on the dashboard. This is not advisable on the freeway.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Well, I still drive a manual (I’ve never owned an automatic except for my school bus) so if I ever fuck up one of my feet I’m sure I’m going to try that.

Leviathan ,
  • Clutch with left foot
  • stabilize steering wheel with right knee (if necessary)
  • reach over with left hand and engage gear
  • grab steering wheel with left hand
  • drive normally

Me drinking coffee in the morning, a tutorial.

admin ,

Hey I do that too!! There’s a skill for moving from 1st to Reverse with the left hand while the right looks for the cup holder with the coffee in hand.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

That’s how they all do it in Britain anyway.

wrong_username ,

This is the way.

i_am_hiding ,
  • put in first gear with right hand
  • activate starter motor with right hand
  • accelerate with right foot
  • hold wheel with right knee
  • Pull stick out of first. Gently slot into second as engine speed drops to the perfect RPM. Feather throttle if necessary.
  • accelerate through second
  • pull stick out of second, gently slot into third as engine speed drops to perfect RPM as above
  • to decelerate, pull stick out of third, raise RPM then release throttle. Drop into second at perfect engine speed. Apply brake. Throw into neutral before stopping. Switch engine off.

Driving manual with one foot, one knee, and one hand (while completely screwing your baulk rings): a tutorial.

manny_stillwagon ,

I love driving stick. Or I did up until the day my left knee fell apart. Now it’s just not an option for me.

FiskFisk33 ,

I used to be an adv stick driver like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee

June ,

I was a manual purist, until I move to a large city and had to drive in it often.

I still miss my manual cars, but god damn it was a pain in the city.

AngryCommieKender ,

I’m a manual aficionado, but my mother hasn’t driven a stick, despite teaching all her children how to, since I was born due to her arthritis. Apparently her knees don’t like having to clutch constantly. I’d rather have her mobile and active as she is now, than have her stuck at home reliant on my dad to give her rides.

Bartsbigbugbag ,

As someone with a manual and bad knees, I feel for your mom. One day I’ll probably have to do the same, thankfully that day hasn’t come yet.

HRDS_654 ,

This happened to me in highschool. I got a bad skiing injury, my leg wasn’t broken but I pulled my ACL, and they put my leg in a brace. My parents had to come pick me up at 10PM and drive my car home for me. Nobody was happy about the situation.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime , in No context

No, they don’t. I’ve no idea what this is. No fomo

June ,

It’s a demonstration of The Grapefruit.

kaden_99 ,

she suckin dick through a grapefruit

boatonthehill , in Remember me comrades!

I thought tankies were adult fans of Thomas the Tank Engine.

lemann ,

Chooooo chooo 🚂🚃🚃🚃

I’m personally a Maglevie 🚅🚋🚋🚋 floaty zoom zoom

JoYo ,
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

those are foamers

Hyperdinobeast ,

Found the diesel

Zoldyck ,
Gork ,

c/bitchimatrain

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar
lemann ,

Wow someone actually made Thomas into a literal Tank engine 😭

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s Soviet MBV-2, two were made in Kirov manufacturing plant in Leningrad in 1936-37, though i guess the transformation of one of them into a Thomas was post war development (second one is preserved in museum).

Rednax , in Unions are like condoms

This is terrible programming advice.

Undaunted ,

I laughed at that, thank you!

WaltJRimmer ,
@WaltJRimmer@lemmy.world avatar

I never knew my Set Theory professor was so against workers’ rights!

Rednax ,

My C++ teacher taught me to be against unions. He made everything class based instead.

pivot_root ,

How reckless, encouraging inheritance like that. My personal demon college tutor instructed me on the ways of Malbolge. In the end, life is just a list of self-modifying instructions.

pivot_root ,

Blasphemy! Unions are just algebraic data types without any guardrails. If the programmer misuses them, that’s their own fault for b$:, 9^\⊂ƒ~>[→ZzF™×#
Segmentation fault (core dumped)

Machinist , in Machinists, engineers and people of common sense unite !
@Machinist@lemmy.world avatar

Oh jeebus fucking christ. Sometimes the dumb hurts and then you get the existential dread knowing you’re about to have to call this moron. And, even better, they usually make more money than you.

BeardedGingerWonder ,

Ikr, should’ve pushed them all the way in so it’s a repeatable measurement ffs.

Bread_And_Buried , in Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left

“uncorrupt government”

😂😂😂

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

Totally a thing!! /s

Something_Complex ,

I think he means one like Norway or Sweden. Not impossible, yes not perfect but I’ll be damed if you say it’s not working for them.

Graylitic ,

And only them. They only exist as they do thanks to US military supremacy acting as a peacemaker, and economic Imperialism a la Nestlé.

Bread_And_Buried ,

It works because they act as tax havens to help rich people from other countries hide their wealth. It’s not a sustainable system for every government, and it is pretty corrupt to help wealthy people avoid paying taxes in their country just so you can have a bit of their wealth in yours…

Wage_slave , in no title
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

knows they’re funny.

gamer99 , in Your Operating System is Not Supported. Please install Google Smart Home OS to continue.

Once most of the YouTube users are captured under the subscription, prices will raise again and again and again and again and again and ag

ComradePorkRoll ,

And the quality of the service is going to get worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and wor

257m ,

Why is getting everyone cut off bef

AK77 ,

Oh god, no. The fediverse killer is ba

datelmd5sum , in As an owner of children, I approve this message

If pets can travel in the cargo hold hopped up on benzos and ketamine, why can’t babies? Or me?

Colour_me_triggered ,

Be my guest

Diplomjodler ,

I’m up for it. Are the benzos included int he air fare?

Ravi , in homework
ElPussyKangaroo ,

The “let me do it for you” of Lemmy

randint ,
@randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

“lemmy do it for you”

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

I’m not a fan of Google’s ad and privacy practices but damn they’ve built some really amazing stuff.

ilost7489 ,

Googles translation software is definitely pretty cool. I’ve been able to use it to talk with people who couldn’t speak English before (although not the most coherently) which is pretty cool when the alternative is not being able to speak to each other

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