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funkajunk , in I just might get away with it....
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That’s kinda toxic

taanegl ,

Some families are.

A_Toasty_Strudel ,
@A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world avatar

I guess, but talking shit to your siblings is just kinda what happens. Siblings have less of a filter with each other than any two people on the planet. That doesn’t mean they wouldn’t die for each other if it came down to it though.

rockerface ,

Yeah, I’ve seen it said that sibling is like a built-in best friend. And the very best friends will curse you to the depths of hell with a straight face and hear you do the same, and still remain your best friend

CanadianCarl , (edited )

My older brother has me blocked, younger brother rarely texts me. It is like I am an only child. I am the only one who goes to my parents for holidays. I would never die for my brothers.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Your brother’s what!?

CanadianCarl ,

Fixed my typo.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

:(

HikingVet ,

It’s not toxic to call out bad behaviour.

Kusimulkku ,

Lmao of course this is the top reply

redcalcium , in The second coming is near

“You do you, bro 👍”

— Jesus probably

Holzkohlen ,

Dude cured the blind, least he could do is lend a hand.

velox_vulnus , in You should see what I can do with a pudding cup.

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  • Track_Shovel ,

    You’ve never licked the beaters?

    Did your parents keep you in oubliette?

    VikingHippie ,

    Or an Iron Maiden?

    I hope you’re not a prisoner but a free (wo)man and your blood is your own now!

    velox_vulnus ,

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  • Micromot ,

    Whatever you use for stirring, didn’t you lick that after the batter is done?

    Kusimulkku ,

    I weep for you

    HonoraryMancunian ,

    Oh man, wait till you see what I do to spoons

    jettrscga , in Where is Kevin?

    I call bullshit. It’s not physically possible to be at that scene with a full pizza.

    tpihkal ,

    And that dog is just lying there across the room…seems sus.

    MentalEdge , in Awww! That's so cute!
    @MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Do not post pictures of humans online who cannot consent to you doing so.

    I’m so happy my parents never got into social media before my adulthood. There was some overlap there where they could have plastered images of me all over their facebook feeds without my understanding what that meant.

    It’s fucking revolting to me to see how normal some people seem to think it is for a parent to do that. IMO it should be straight up illegal and a violation of a child’s right to privacy.

    Obi ,
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    Completely agree. They regularly ask us at daycare if we consent to our child being in such and such photos that are gonna get posted who knows where and used for who knows what. I’m sure a lot of parents agree without a second thought.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Good thing the OP posted it publicly themselves.

    TheCannonball ,

    My wife and I are being very careful about this with our son. I only ever post a monthly growth update and have made sure that the extended family isn’t posting anything without permission.

    MentalEdge ,
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    Sharing your life, and thereby sometimes the lifes of your children, with friends and family, only makes sense.

    My concern is with parents who make no distinction between that, and posting something fully publicly. The latter means the post can go viral, or get screenshotted by a stranger and reposted as a meme somewhere with a huge audience. Or get dug up by anyone, even years later.

    BamBamToxico ,
    MentalEdge ,
    @MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

    100%

    Having your entire infancy and childhood just out there is going to be hell for some kids. Probably already is. Imagine your parents uploading a video of you doing something dumb, but cute, something they and family find adorable. The same video which a couple years later is the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to you when it goes through a viral wave of spreading throughout your local school.

    treadful , in When you need to disable ads and give access to the microphone
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    I like how the patent app goes right back into one person shooting another. Whoever put that together knew what they were doing.

    blazera , in You don't have to use customer service voice anymore 🥺
    @blazera@kbin.social avatar

    I still remember a hiring ad for McDonalds. "Dont you want a job that makes you smile?"

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    shudders in fast food experience

    SoaringDE , in The NYC subway banned dogs on trains unless they fit into a small bag, so this guy trained his Pitbull to sit in a small bag.

    I love all the cute animal in bags pictures coming from New York because of this rule. I still think that was the main reason they implemented this

    Trekman10 , in "The "fediverse" is the future of social media"
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    Gatekeeping the Fediverse? Cringe

    ryven , in Today is about to become unpleasant
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    I would ask if I’m getting royalties from this episode, and if the answer was no I would walk out.

    BurgerPunk ,
    @BurgerPunk@hexbear.net avatar

    100-com otherwise you’re getting double exploited. That shit sucks. Although its sometimes fun to watch shitty small business tyrants get yelled at by a shitty large scale capitalist

    slurpeesoforion , in Accurate.

    Are ya ready, kids?!?

    DmMacniel ,

    aye aye captain!

    Jerb322 ,
    @Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

    Oooooooh!

    intelati ,

    Who lives in pineapple under the sea?

    TheBeef ,

    Jeff

    Jeff ,

    Can confirm.

    xX_fnord_Xx ,

    Holy shit, I never thought I’d see Jeff in here.

    Wait till Karen hears about this!

    drew_belloc ,
    @drew_belloc@programming.dev avatar

    Who pirates shows and hate netflix?

    rockerface , in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

    Long stick > any other melee weapon

    dingus ,
    @dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

    Gotta have that reach.

    Narrrz ,

    the bow and arrow is just a logical extension of mankind's desire to poke each other at ever longer range.

    rockerface ,

    The natural wish to poke but not get poked back

    TimeSquirrel ,
    @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

    rock->spear->bow and arrow->cannon->handheld cannon->auto-repeating handheld cannon->howitzer->ICBM->Predator drone

    Shurimal ,

    ->relativistic kill vehicle.

    You see it coming, omae wa mou shindeiru.

    Only thing more scary would be triggering a vacuum decay event. But these tend to backfire quite spectacularly.

    LemmysMum ,

    Orbital weapons platforms fit in there somewhere.

    explodicle ,

    Aliens see us as the water balloon planet.

    kryptonianCodeMonkey , in International game of 'Food Telephone'

    2003 Americans: “Freedom made this”

    collegefurtrader ,

    That was in 2001 iirc

    bedo6776 ,

    2003 was the Iraq invasion that France rightly opposed and led to the creation of freedom fries.

    StopSpazzing ,
    @StopSpazzing@lemmy.world avatar

    America… Fuck Yeah!

    RealM , in funny meme title
    @RealM@kbin.social avatar

    finally a decent use of this dumbass meme format.

    I hate how the majority of the time this is used, it can be summed up with "girls boring, boys fun haha".
    Thought we left that sorta thinking behind in elementary school?
    Anyway, fuck gender stereotypes, we're all just humans trying to wing it.

    GCostanzaStepOnMe ,

    The internet Is now ruled by and made for 15 year olds.

    TheBlue22 ,

    Most people who make these memes have never felt the touch of a woman anyways. No wonder they have no idea what women are like

    weedazz , in Be there or be square

    Needed to see this right now, thanks OP

    solaryth OP ,
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    ♥️

    eezeebee ,
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    celebratory guitar solo

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