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janNatan , in it is german right?

It’s a type of fish, and they are making word plays with the name of the fish. Why? I’m not sure of the origin of this one. I imagine it’s like the beans or the beef stroganoff memes - the origin doesn’t matter much at this point.

1024_Kibibytes ,

Danke schön!

produnis ,
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waigl ,

The English word for the fish is “sturgeon”.

produnis ,
@produnis@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

No, that was the prime Minister of Scottland

bernieecclestoned ,

First minister, only one prime minister in the UK, although they are temporary in nature, sometimes we have 3 in one summer

RainyRat ,

Just after Salmon(d). Presumably, the next one will be the well-known Scottish politician Davey Coelacanth.

pete_the_cat ,

🎶 Like a sturgeon, caught for the very first time! 🎶

beccaboben ,
Feathercrown ,

lmao where is this from

beccaboben ,

I tried my hand on one of those AI image makers… Almost got kicked off twice because apparently “like-a-virgin-era Madonna but a sturgeon” is considered inappropriate somehow.

pete_the_cat ,

Probably because of the word “virgin”

Also I was thinking more about “Like a surgeon” which is Weird Al’s parody

pete_the_cat ,

Beautiful

hordenduopol ,

Hahahahahahaha

Nucelar ,

Understood... so fisch störganoff

agressivelyPassive ,

I actually started with eels. Aal (=> eel) can be inserted basically everywhere by just stretching the “a” a bit, like “Aalle wissen das” instead of “Alle wissen das” (everyone knows that). As far as I know, this started (or at least became popular) via Jan Böhmermann, he had some jokes about that in his show - the same guy who wrote the “goat fucker”-poem about Erdogan that caused massive diplomatic problems and resulted in changed laws.

Luffi ,

I started the Aalphabet in my family. Every time we encounter a word that matches, it is added. It’s geniaal!

elvith , (edited )

Wir servieren heute Aal la carte:

  • Aalgensalat
  • HopfenkaltschAale
  • Pasta Aal dente
  • KAalter Hund
  • Pizza CAalzone

Edit: This also works in english:

Something’s fishy. I think Russia is trying to interfere with our Eelections

lord_of_gloom ,

HopfenkAaltschAale

elvith ,

So viel Fisch gibt’s nur im LokAal neben an!

xusontha , in Every day we stray further from God's light.
01189998819991197253 ,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

Don’t knock it, till you try it.

But I agree…

xusontha ,

If it’s delicious I could have my mind changed, I will admit

I am one of those who enjoys oatmeal raisin cookies, so it is entirely plausible; but in Mac and Cheese it seems… dubious

DessertStorms ,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Cheese and fruit are a pretty well known and loved combination (not just fresh like on a cheese board, but things like chutney too), I don't see why it wouldn't work (I wouldn't eat it because I don't like raisins, but I don't object to the idea)

Misconduct ,

Figs make amazing pizza toppers. Especially with feta or goat cheese. I could see it working in theory for sure, but like you, I am not a big fan of raisins in general lol

HotDogFingies , (edited )
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, totally. I've had cheese that was aged in raisins. Fruit and cheese are friends.

I'm very selective about my raisin eating. I don't tend to like them in desserts, but love them in savory dishes. A lot of cuisines utilize raisins in this manner - North Africa and Mexico immediately come to mind.

I think the issue here is ultimately about texture more than flavor. I don't want a chewy raisin in a rich, melty sauce. They're good in kugel, which are also made of noodles, but the texture is very different. They're springy, tender, and solid. Much more welcoming of raisins.

Beyond that, I don't really want any major modifications to my mac and cheese. It's comfort food and part of that comfort is how familiar it is. I don't really want anything in there. Even something like bacon or tomatoes, both of which would probably taste really good. Mac and cheese is just one of those things that I want to enjoy simply. Additional ingredients would only detract from the experience.

Misconduct ,

I’ve had a pizza with figs to surprisingly great success. It made me a lot more willing to try sweet things with cheese because it was insanely delicious. I’d be mildly concerned because I don’t really like raisins but I would at least try this once.

xusontha ,

Interesting…

01189998819991197253 ,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

I would 100% try this if given the chance, but I don’t like raisins, so I won’t make it myself

Misconduct ,

Oh yeah same for sure. I’m not spending money on raisins on purpose that’s just reality lol

InputZero ,

Awesome! I hope you enjoy it but I expect you won’t.These debates confuse me, taste is taste. Each of us has a unique set of chemoreceptors, nurves, and neurons which creates our sense of taste. What’s tasty to one person could be vile to another. Cilantro tastes like soap to a small fraction of the population. So why do so many people care about this stuff? It’s not like they’re eating rotten food or glass.

01189998819991197253 ,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

I don’t like raisins, in general :/ I wish I did, but I don’t

ryathal ,

I suppose the goal would be a salty sweet combo, but a raisins texture seems really off-putting for Mac and cheese.

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

It’s so…cloying and happy.

It’s insidious.

xusontha ,

Do you think it can save us from culinary boredom?

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Today is about to become unpleasant

If you go to a restaurant and Ramsay is filming in there you’re about to have a memorable meal.

ryathal ,

Or maybe food poisoning, which I guess counts as memorable.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

That’s why I said memorable and not good.

cm0002 ,

I’ll order, but Imma wait to start eating, it’ll depend on how much cussing I start hearing lmaoooo

Aurenkin ,

Shut it all down… NOW!

NickwithaC ,
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t remember the last time I had food poisoning.

Checkmate atheists.

Tar_alcaran , in Be responsible, they said...

That moment when you look around for the most competent person, and come the sad conclusion that it’s you

kn33 ,

“Fuck, guess I gotta look inward. Alright, what do we got?”

peopleproblems ,

"We have a panic button sir. "

“We don’t use that button. Father explicitly forbade us from using that button. He said it always makes things worse.”

“Father isn’t here.”

“Can things get worse?”

“No, sir.”

“Hit the panic button.”

Subsequent panicking making the situation worse.

“Well we won’t do that again, right?”

xrellx ,

I said 6 please.

Please press the button for the sixth floor…

ipkpjersi ,

That honestly happens to me with Linux, and it’s kind of sad. I reach out to my friends for help with Linux when I realize wait a second, I’m supposed to be the Linux expert here. That’s when I know I’m really fucked lol

miss_brainfart , in Modern consumer logic
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Sucks that my packages keep getting stolen

And that’s why in other countries, delivery services aren’t allowed to drop a package at the door unless you’ve explicitely told them to do so

JudahBenHur ,

Amazon totally drops packages outside in Ireland

fatalError ,

Here in Romania that is unheard of. The courier will personally hand it to the recipient. If you are not home, you have the option to redirect it to a different address, courier HQ or some local stores that they have contract with. And even so, they ask for a verification code you get via sms in the morning. It’s very unlikely to lose a package.

AProfessional ,

That just sounds tedious. I’ve never had a package stolen in hundreds of deliveries.

AstralPath ,

Congratulations. You’re the exception to the rule.

fatalError ,

Nothing tedious really. If you work from home you just go out for 2 mins to tell the courier the code and get your package. If you are in the office, you redirect the package to a store on your way home, tell them the code and get your package. Either way, it takes 5 min tops to make sure the recipient is the only person that can pick up the package.

JudahBenHur ,

Sounds like a better system. Here in Ireland, the trucks park with two wheels on the footpath and the flashers on, blocking one lane of traffic on a two lane road (completely fucking pedestrians and cyclists, and making cars have to be driven out into the opposing lane of traffic) while the driver fucks your package up against the door and they leave without ringing the bell (you’ll get an email or text, though).

We don’t use Amazon unless we, in the over 40 year old person usage of the word literal, literally cannot find something we literally need. When we extremely reluctantly do though, this is how it goes.

fatalError ,

Up until a few months ago amazon didn’t have free delivery here, it was about 6-11€ for shipping, so the deals had to be really good to make it worth it. But since then, they added free delivery for orders over 49€, so I expect ppl to start using amazon more often.

The way couriers deliver the packages is the same for both amazon and the local online stores tho.

xeekei ,

Not true here in Sweden, tho. I work in parcel delivery and I’m instructed to leave at the door (or next to the mailbox if it doesn’t fit), at least if it’s Class A or Express. Class B get one delivery attempt and then sent to service point if unsuccessful.

Although I don’t do all types of parcels.

BuboScandiacus ,

Are there even thieves in Sweden ?

xeekei ,

Sweden has changed a bit in the last decade. Especially bigger cities. Luckily I’m in a small one.

Kuma ,
@Kuma@lemmy.world avatar

I am also from Sweden, I have always been called (or texted) and asked (if I am not home) if it is OK to leave it outside. Some call me before hand to check if I am home before trying to deliver it even. You can (most of the time) choose if you are OK with them leaving it outside if you aren’t home otherwise they will not do that unless you say it is OK through text or a call. But maybe only the delivery companies I have picked have this kind of policy. I never pick a class for my packages so maybe I always get b class? What kind get A class?

xeekei ,

Calling every recipient sounds like your delivery person has quite a bit lower daily volumes than me to deal with. Or you always order Express. Class B has the lowest priority; the same as a regular postcard would have.

onlooker , in Microsoft Edge is actually good lmao
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

Try to understand, not everyone likes windows. They require quite a bit of maintenance, are usually insecure and speaking personally, some setups just don’t look good. It’s why some people opt for skylights instead.

sagrotan ,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Windows is an anachronism. Since I even got my wife and her gaming PC on the light side with Garuda Linux, works like a charm. After that she wanted me to install that “cool blank desktop” I have on my work laptop on her business machine in the shop. Now she loves bspwm. Learning doesn’t make life harder per se, it’s fun.

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe ,

Honestly windows is so slow at this point, we just use door. Why waste all that energy and power just to get the thing off the ground when alternatives exist?

quixotic120 , in Would that be a.....snail trail?

If she has a lube dispenser by her bed of any kind you’re in for a pretty fun time I would think

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Oh, did you want to come over to my house?

CrabAndBroom , in the way it is

As a Brit living in another country, I get this too. People make jokes about me liking Doctor Who, drinking lots of tea and having bad teeth.

How dare you but also that is completely accurate.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
PlantDadManGuy ,

No need to kick him in the pearly whites while he’s down mate!

EherVielleicht OP ,

Are you singing this while in New York?

Karyoplasma ,

I wish I could get decent fish and chips or scones with clotted cream in Germany.

People shit on British food, but every time I visited the UK, the food has been fantastic. I even liked the haggis I tried.

Changetheview , in “I don't have your money working class”

The worst part is that many of those who fall for this lie are some of the worst off, financially speaking. And they’re often surrounded by people in similar positions.

They know they’re fucked. They’ll watch neighbors lose homes, avoid doctors, go through times when they can’t pay bills, etc.

Then they’ll turn around and vote against their own interests. Against the interests of those they’re close to.

Fucking wild that the propoganda machines are that powerful.

psycho_driver ,

None of this applies to me but the avoiding doctors part. Am I up in here with a bunch of multi millionaires or something?

Iron_Lynx ,

Probably a very American thing, the richest country in the world that, for some mad reason, never decided to offer single payer subsidised healthcare for all its residents.

psycho_driver ,

Our 1% make us the richest nation in the world. Everyone under them are plebs.

Alterforlett ,

I believe it works so well on those who are in a bad financial situation because whatever little money they make, they want to/need to keep as much of it as possible.

That makes them an easy target of “we’re going to lower taxes.” While of course only doing it for the wealthy and screaming the left wants to give your hard earned money to lazy people, immigrants, sex changes or whatever marginalized group is the flavour of the year to attack.

cmbabul , in Would the world be a better place if Christians acted upon their beliefs?

If Christians were ever at any point actually real about following the teachings of their savior they would do what he said, sell their shit and go out into the world teaching God’s love by helping others not preaching at at people about their sin. It’s literally the entire point of his message.

But they don’t and really never have

zzzz ,

I don’t think that’s fair. Certainly some do. They’re not the ones that make the most noise, however.

NocturnalMorning ,

As they say, a few bad apples can spoil the whole bunch

glad_cat ,

99% bad apples and hypocrites can spoil the whole bunch.

cmbabul , (edited )

If you can find me a Christian, any Christian that has sold all their possessions, given the money to the poor, and then lived an austere life of charity I’ll believe it. But I grew up a super devout Christian in the Deep South and lived there for 35 years total. I’ve yet to meet a single person that’s actually doing the religion as defined by its central figure.

I’m not saying every Christian is a raging asshole, that would be an absurd claim there are plenty of decent people that are Christian’s. I’m saying not a one is actually living a Christ-like life even the decent ones aren’t giving everything away like commanded by Jesus himself

Enigma ,

I mean, missionaries. My sister was one for over a decade and during those years she owned a backpack with some clothes and toiletries and that was all. She received monetary donations that she used to travel, stayed with families in the towns she visited, etc.

You’re not going to see that in the US (especially the Deep South) or really any developed nation because churches are already established. But you will see it often in developing nations where the “message needs to be spread”.

My sister is annoying as hell with a holier than thou attitude. Or at least to me because every time I try to talk to her the conversation somehow turns to god and after also being raised as a devout Christian, fuck that bullshit.

And remember the Deep South has 2 denominations, evangelical and baptist, and both of those are fucking selfish fire and brimstone denominations.

cmbabul ,

Fair enough, and good for your sister, and while what she did is admirable I still say the fact that she ever ‘came back’ from doing that means she’s stopped following that command. Not judging her, I get it, but Jesus literally commanded his followers to give up their lives and follow him. Which means it’s not a temporary commitment.

I actually have a few friends that became missionaries and lived off donations. In Italy, because they were baptists(who are evangelical by the way, that’s the particular tradition I was raised in, they are very very into spreading the gospel through missions in the SBC) and they needed to go save the heathen Catholics.

I’m not trying to say your sister is a shitty person or anything. But mission work in my experience is usually a circlejerk where they are more concerned with conversion and preaching than actually helping people.

beteljuice ,

No one is living 100% to ideological perfection. It’s a spectrum. Some are a lot closer than others. I’ve definitely met some ascetic non-judgemental types.

Batman ,

Particularly from the south I met a man in Haiti which had sold all of his belongings, working for Baptist Global Relief. Worked all day every day building homes for people along side locals, preaching on Sundays. A personal inspiration to me, to this day.

I had another example I knew in Russia but my post was becoming a “wall of text”.

Perhaps you are experiencing a sampling bias by looking in cushy churches?

cmbabul ,

There are certainly some cushy churches and Christian orgs in my experience, but not exclusively.

And while that guy sounds great, I’m still gonna be skeptical of anyone that spends anytime preaching rather than just living by example as Jesus commanded(‘and I will know you by your fruits’ something to that effect), which he otherwise sounds like he does. Glad you got something positive out of it. And I’m glad he’s helping people

But the fact that those are two extreme anecdotal examples kind of proves my point. It’s exceedingly rare to find anyone in the religion that actually does ‘walk the walk’. The vast majority of Christians have no interest or understanding of doing what was commanded of them. And because their belief alone confers forgiveness they are free to continue living however they wish. It’s all very convenient

eestileib ,

Well they’re very into fantasies of sending people to hell, which is a major obsession of Jesus.

But really they worship a) a book b) Paul. Jesus is a mascot, nobody gives a shit about the beatitudes, even less about not casting the first stone.

Kind of like Alabama football, yeah there’s an elephant with an A on his shirt, but the actual messiah is Nick Saban.

cmbabul ,

You spot on about Alabama

ShittyRedditWasBetter , in Yum

None of the actual matters and this attack is rarely used these days. 99.9% of shit is encrypted “over the line”. Unless you have some tls zero day you ain’t getting shit besides leaked DNS.

deerdelighted ,

Can’t the hacker though spoof some fake websites and trick you into giving your information? If they control the WiFi they control the DNS don’t they?

ShittyRedditWasBetter ,

I’m mean sure if they have mapping for every major bank and target they are going for and a good enough fake to back it up.

But it’s such a low success rate with it being easy to be caught is practically not done.

Foexle , in I’m puzzled

Yea, I feel like we need a lemmy “know your meme” sometimes

kubica ,
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

Know lemmeme...?

Ok, I was just leaving anyway.

Foexle ,

Actully, I think its kinna neat

Samsy ,

Ah, tu parles on français, aussi?

kubica ,
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

haha, not really, just very common words at best.

Venator ,

Ommlette du frommage.

dalekcaan ,

Oh Dexter

newIdentity , (edited )

Oui, buget, crosait, camombere

See, really good french

grue ,

Connaîs le mème

Jay ,

Don’t leave! We need funny people!

vind ,
@vind@lemmy.world avatar

Tbh not a bad shout

SourDrink ,

Lemmeme know?

TehBamski ,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

I think the YouTuber pronounces it as Lem-me-no (Lemmino)

Khrux ,

This really throws be back a decade to le meme talk.

XEAL ,

OutOfTheLoop

jherazob ,
@jherazob@beehaw.org avatar

Well, KnowYourMeme is site-agnostic, so they only need to start paying attention here too

RootBeerGuy , in it's that time of year
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Those dudes are so basic the pic looks ai-generated.

dingus ,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

IP-AI?

ciko22i3 ,
@ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz avatar

you seem racist

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

Ah, projecting our own thoughts onto others I see.

kek_w_lol , in What song are you listening to?

Pedal to the metal and no distractions. Only the silent rage.

orphiebaby ,

Pretty much. This is a dumb question.

AllBlue22 , in I've got so much that diarrhea filters into clean drinking water

Let me tell you about my American dream. Imagine if you will, every shit you take is a one whiper. Horrid diarrhea, one whiper, constipated shit tail that barely drops, one whiper, even your average everyday shit, a one whiper! Now imagine a welcome to your porcelain throne, a lid raising to greet you, a relaxing night nightlight, a preheated seat and even a pre-cleaning spray to ensure your shit doesn’t stick to the bowl… No more imagining, this is no longer a dream, this is in fact a top of the line Toto bidet brought to you by our friends from Japan. It’s time to invest, you deserve to have your hole automatically cleaned by a gentle heated oscillating spray and then dried with a nice warm blow. Leaving only one whipe for you to finish the drying process and to see for yourself, the magesty of a clean post whipe 3 sheets of toilet paper.

Jamie ,
@Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

This guy shits

ekky43 ,

That’s just standard equipment for professional shitposters.

the_post_of_tom_joad ,

Say ‘cool whipe’ again

BeanCounter ,

I always think that whoever wrote this have never actually used a bidet. I live in a country where bidet is quite common and I tell you, it needs at least 3 good wipes after use and definitely needs more than 3 sheets. If you hate the feeling of soaking wet underwear or poo water smell in your hand that is.

AllBlue22 ,

I have two bidets, a Toto and a Brondell. Without the drying feature you would be correct on the the multiple whipes. However, in my experience after the drying function I only need one whipe. That whipe usually consists of three sheets. I also don’t have a very hairy ass, so that could also be a contributing factor to having multiple drying whipes. Regardless, it’s definitely a vast improvement compared to the standard American non bidet process.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I just use your mother’s tongue.

It’s surprisingly cheap.

Whipe my ass.

isolatedscotch ,

Do you mean the bidets you installato on top of the toilet or the actual proper bidets

BeanCounter ,

In what part of hell is that a thing

isolatedscotch ,
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