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CobraChicken , in Priorities!

Hey OP why don’t you start by sharing your donation receipts to Lemmy?

Sonotsugipaa , in Google when they release the free tier rooms for their low level employees.

Not listening to mid-sleep ads is piracy

foggy ,

You wouldnt download a good night’s sleep …?

drunkpostdisaster , in But don't say it out loud

I rather it never happened. But him surviving is the worst outcome.

HawlSera ,

Yeah… Surviving that basically won him the election.

DarkCloud , (edited )

Yeah… Surviving that basically won him the election.

Not if everyone making this assumption gets out and votes, rather than staying at home and assuming they’ve already lost. The left outnumber the right after all. Losing is a turnout issue.

clot27 ,
@clot27@lemm.ee avatar

Kinda crazy to think Biden can still pull this off. Furthermore, it happened in PA, a crucial state.

DarkCloud ,

You could run a cabbage, but if everyone votes for them they’ve pulled it off. Voting is the difference between winning and losing.

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  • jsomae ,

    Without Trump, who do the republicans have? De Santis? Nah. Martyr means nothing if there’s no realistic second choice.

    (Otherwise, the CIA wouldn’t have bothered assassinating political candidates in south America)

    tocopherol ,
    @tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Not to mention numerous Black Panthers, civil rights leaders, many others killed. The state knows that assassination can work.

    drunkpostdisaster ,

    They are treating him like a martyr right now.

    pineapplelover , in Anybody else experience this?

    Delete terms that deprive of first amendment rights.

    Bit of an oxymoron isn’t it?

    ZILtoid1991 ,

    For fascists, freedom of speech equals saying slurs.

    Revan343 ,

    That’s called doublespeak

    luciferofastora ,

    Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

    In this case, the law being freedom of speech, the protection being to say what they want and the binding being to prohibit others from curtailing that. Naturally, the push for inclusive language is part of a movement to curtail that freedom and needs to be reversed and pushed back against.

    BuboScandiacus ,
    @BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

    Without the oxy

    unmagical , in The original processor

    Why would robots make robots in child form?

    Hux ,

    Maybe it’s a Grow-bot…

    Gradually_Adjusting ,
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    Same reason I made a child

    Incredible foolishness

    can ,

    I suspect that’s how we all came into this world.

    lauha ,

    One molecule 3.7 billion years ago found out how to replicate and it’s been down hill ever since.

    Viking_Hippie ,
    NakariLexfortaine ,

    Tight space requirements.

    The childbots yearn for the tubes.

    DarkCloud ,

    Could just be a compact model, the big one could just be stupidly pointing out the obvious to a far more advanced compact model that’s just given a lecture on the history of robotic processors.

    The compact advanced model might just be about to say “Very good, I’m glad you were listening”.

    giantfloppycock ,

    And why must the child-bot be so thicc?

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Title of your autobiography.

    TheOakTree ,

    I like to imagine that the childbots are made in the image of the parentbots, and the childbots eventually are tasked with picking out preferred larger parts as a growing rite.

    CarbonIceDragon ,
    @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

    If they’re calling a brain their original processor, these robots could be a result of successful transhumanism rather than conventional robots, ie, they could be humans that have made themselves into robots, rather than robots built for some specific purpose. In that case, they might create child robots and grow them over time to reproduce, just because they find that mode of reproduction familiar and wish to continue it.

    yesman ,

    Almost as interesting as a robot who builds a museum.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Small hands. Good for thievin’, as the Ravagers say.

    konalt , in me whenever hbomberguy uploads a new video
    @konalt@lemmy.world avatar

    I thought hbomberguy uploaded :(

    Ragdoll_X OP , (edited )
    @Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

    Sorry to give you false hope 😔

    But I still believe that we’ll get at least one video this year! 😭

    TWeaK ,

    Yeah ditto :( but Jenny Nicholson released a 4 hour video on the Star Wars Hotel just recently.

    youtu.be/T0CpOYZZZW4

    drislands ,

    And it’s so ridiculously good. The NYT even wrote an article about it.

    machinaeZER0 ,

    Wait, that’s awesome! I’ll have to check that out :)

    randomaside ,
    @randomaside@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    10/10 video. She knocked it out of the park.

    smokebuddy ,

    watched the whole video then the song at the end got me cracking up so hard haha whole thing is great

    smokebuddy ,

    YT pushed me her Evermore one last night, was the first I ever heard of it. Good video, accurate meme

    d2k1 ,

    In case you didn’t know, Münecat recently uploaded a three-hour video debunking evolutionary psychology: youtu.be/31e0RcImReY

    I figure the overlap between hbomberguy and münecat viewers in the Venn diagram is basically a circle, so that should help if you have an hbomberguy craving.

    pelotron , in The "Driving across the Midwest" Starter Pack
    @pelotron@midwest.social avatar

    Midwesterner here. This is correct. Though it’s missing anti-abortion ads and the PORN DESTROYS ALL LIVES signs that always follow the Adult Superstore ones.

    scrubbles OP ,
    @scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

    don’t forget the giant sign that just says JESUS. Nothing else, literally just that.

    Nougat ,

    And the Enormous Lower Case T.

    scrubbles OP ,
    @scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar
    LinkOpensChest_wav ,
    @LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Stealing this

    MentallyExhausted ,
    Frederic ,

    There’s the same sign in NC/SC, plus the SOTB Pedro signs

    LinkOpensChest_wav ,
    @LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    I’m always amazed all those adult superstores can stay open with the internet, but I guess porn is only a fraction of their inventory

    rusticus ,

    The answer to your query is Glory Holes. Tons of closeted gay repression in conservative parts of the world.

    LinkOpensChest_wav ,
    @LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    True.

    Also, even for those of us who are out, they sell better sex toys than Spencer’s, better lube than Walgreens, and are the only place to buy Wildberry incense for some reason.

    And the workers are some of the genuinely nicest people you can meet in the Midwest.

    Nougat ,

    Ha, I'm still alive. CHECKMATE

    HenriVolney ,

    I was about to mention the Jesus Lives and Christ is the way mega posters

    BanjoShepard ,

    Also the homemade signs on the farmers land. As a kid, I always got a kick out of a sheet of plywood that had been painted with a simple message: “outlaw sodomy.”

    AlligatorBlizzard ,

    Painted by someone who clearly thinks about buttsex more than the average gay man.

    aseriesoftubes , in and you will be happy

    If it’s Amazon that’s laying you off, they’ll just shut down your email, Slack, and intranet access before you can start work in the morning, and let you figure the rest out yourself.

    NewNewAccount ,

    Haha for real? Efficient!

    hemko ,

    Lmao

    The standard procedure is to close access during the meeting but that’s new level of efficiency

    EnderMB ,

    That’s pretty standard in tech. Most companies have this automated from either the layoffs convo or the email being sent.

    Back in 2012 I was laid off in a very short meeting with my boss and HR. This was at 10am when everyone was in meetings, so I left a quiet office and entered the stairwell to leave. My badge got me on, but I was unable to leave. I spent 20 mins awkwardly waiting for someone to either pass by or notice so that I could be escorted out of the building.

    I’m at Amazon now, and some of the stories of people losing access are horrible. Some layoffs coincided with RTO, with some people moving across the country (NYC to Seattle) only to be told once their life was packed up and being shipped away that, actually, there wouldn’t be a job to move to. There were also stories of IT failures for people, and people basically breaking down in tears at losing their job, when it was only email downtime.

    dditty , in Witty title
    wonderfulvoltaire , in Let's see them Lemmy.
    @wonderfulvoltaire@lemmy.world avatar
    LSNLDN ,
    argiope , in c/piracy

    I’m at a loss for what I wouldn’t download.

    AlolanYoda ,

    You wouldn’t download a life purpose

    Olmai ,

    You wouldn’t cancel a life download

    Schadrach ,

    Whether or not you can do that has become a state issue in the US pretty recently, and several have banned it.

    Olmai ,

    Yeah, that’s part of the joke I went for, because all these “You wouldn’t X” memes are things we would do if we could

    Gradually_Adjusting , in Posting pro democracy memes this week has been wild...
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    Getting real sick of the “don’t vote” anarchists. They remind me of insufferable debate-me atheists; you want to agree, but they make it hurt the whole time.

    Omega_Haxors ,

    Voting for a genocidal fascist should hurt.

    Shiggles ,

    You really don’t want to agree though. Voter suppression only hurts you, they’re either blatant russian trolls or completely clueless about just how much blood and effort their ancestors had to give to earn that vote in the first place.

    FlorianSimon ,

    A lot of soldiers died fighting for colonialism under British rule. That doesn’t make colonialism a good thing.

    I hate this argument that’s just being circulated around but nobody ever stops to question.

    If you want to make a case for voting for the lesser evil, there’s more convincing arguments. I have mine that apply to my own country and I’m sure you have yours.

    GiveMemes ,

    And this is exactly the kind of lack of perspective that guy is talking about. Imagine if there was no “lesser evil” and you lived in an authoritarian regime where those who love money and power continually rise to the top and take advantage of everybody else. There’s not even a chance in that system for peaceful reform, and that’s what don’t vote idiots don’t get because they’ve never been outside of a modern democracy and have very interesting history “study” habits (usually quoting things out of context and running away when someone tries to hold them to their shit).

    FlorianSimon ,

    No, it is not. The reason the parent poster gave to vote at all costs is not logically sound and won’t convince anyone that isn’t already convinced.

    And convincing others to keep dictators out of power is more efficient at keeping dictators out or power than just posing as morally right. You ain’t winning any vote alone, it takes majorities.

    UrPartnerInCrime ,

    I don’t understand your argument. Things aren’t the best, so fuck it do nothing? Let the people who will vote make all the decisions? I just don’t get it. If you can’t be bothered to vote, ever if it’s for the lesser of two evils, then what can you be bothered to do besides comment online?

    GiveMemes ,

    He’s a “revolutionary” as depicted in the historical documentary The Life of Brian

    FlorianSimon ,

    No need for unproductive name-calling. I didn’t disrespect you.

    GiveMemes ,

    Hopefully it serves as a wakeup call. Not intended to be unproductive, but you’re right I shouldn’t have been rude.

    FlorianSimon , (edited )

    It does not. I’m still not convinced using shitty feel-good arguments helps keep Trump and other shitheads worldwide out of power.

    But I guess reality flies way above the head of the patronizing liberals.

    FlorianSimon , (edited )

    Reread my initial comment.

    Edit: for clarity. What I meant is that saying “vote because people died so you could” is stupid. That’s meaningless Hollywood shit. It won’t convince anyone in disagreement.

    Saying: “your son is Minority X and is in concrete, material danger if Y comes into power” successfully helped me convince someone to vote against fascism before, despite them not being fans of who they were voting for. That is an example that worked in my situation, and won’t apply to everyone.

    We’re no longer reasoning in the realm of fairies and unicorns, but are talking about tangible things that people care about.

    OurToothbrush ,

    Imagine if there was no “lesser evil” and you lived in an authoritarian regime where those who love money and power continually rise to the top and take advantage of everybody else. There’s not even a chance in that system for peaceful reform, and that’s what don’t vote idiots don’t get

    PoV: you live in a bourgeois democracy

    Gradually_Adjusting ,
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    I meant agree with the other stuff that anarchists talk about, like mutual aid and other ways of “being the change”. I like voting.

    OurToothbrush ,

    Do you think that Russia invests significant resources in using English speakers to troll in niche reddit clones?

    That honestly comes off as super conspiracy brained.

    Shiggles ,

    Sounds like what the russians would say!

    Nah, there’s plenty of dipshits out there, hexbear can’t all be bots. Meant more on a general internet sense than specifically here.

    brain_in_a_box ,

    Funny, I feel the same way about the “Vote Blue, no matter who” people.

    erin ,

    I don’t like the Democrats one bit. It frustrates me to have to vote for them. BUT, they aren’t the ones demonizing me and removing my healthcare because of an innate part of myself. I’m trans, and Republicans are doing their damnedest to kill us. Democrats aren’t helping, but they aren’t calling to put us on lists and remove all of our healthcare, or make it illegal for us to change our names. Being a casualty of the apathy of those that think it doesn’t matter makes me want to cry, every day. And we aren’t the only ones! There are so many other targets conservatives are hunting and actively trying to hurt (people that can give birth, immigrants, veterans, etc), and no vote is just letting them get away with it. The Democrats are complicit and aren’t doing nearly enough, I’d vote for a leftist even after the primaries if one had any chance of election, but right now I have no choice for my own self preservation than to vote blue.

    Please, I beg you, think of those that are vulnerable and hurting if conservatives have power. It’s not a good choice to vote blue, but it’s the least bad one.

    FlashMobOfOne ,
    @FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s hard to convince tens of millions of people that it matters when electing one party over another doesn’t make a material difference in their lives that isn’t negative.

    Soulg ,

    Only one of the two parties actively campaigns on hurting people. It’s not a difficult choice.

    FlashMobOfOne ,
    @FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

    It doesn’t matter what they campaign on when the end result is exactly the same regardless.

    Pelicanen ,

    But it isn’t exactly the same, not when you’re one of the groups that loses their rights under republican control.

    FlorianSimon ,

    Are you high? The result is absolutely not the same.

    xor ,

    the one good argument for that i’ve seen is: complacency
    if anarchists (or x leftists) participate in a rigged democracy, they may start to feel like they’re doing something, and doing enough by voting and promoting whomever… while that whom is guaranteed to fail even if they play the game and win the votes (see also: bernie sanders should’ve had the dnc nomination… the first time he won and the dnc directly intervened and gave it to hillary… and the second time there was collusion to manipulate the votes (buttiegeg dropped, all of his supporters went to biden, warren stayed on, and sanders would’ve won had she not)
    but the left is always going to lose american democracy because democrats and republicans are entrenched…
    so the argument goes, if they don’t participate in the election, they’ll demand other forms of change that will actually accomplish something…

    pixelscript ,

    In theory, not voting is a protest strategy where you tie up a wealth of votes behind some set of issues, and thus incentivize politicians to platform those issues to court those votes.

    In reality, next to none of the suits in power want anything to do with your issues, and they are tickled pink that they’ve managed to convince you to voluntarily self-select out of the process.

    xor ,

    yeah it breaks down when you realize voting is still powerful…

    Gradually_Adjusting ,
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    If we’re going to talk about complacency, it has to be mentioned that the rightward lurch of the GOP is owed in large part to the tea party fringe going mainstream. If leftists were to organise and get involved in the party, and keep on doing it at every level, the democrats would have little choice but to give up ground to those ideas. The problem is that with politics the way it is, you have to be something of a cretin, or rich, to see much point in it, and so a lot of good people we’d love to see on the ballot aren’t running because they have better things to do with their lives. Campaign finance and media coverage is so fucked up right now that a grassroots local governance campaign based on leftist thought is for most a pretty dire prospect. That’s where I want to see us spending our energy, rather than giving up on democracy at all.

    xor ,

    preface: you should vote in every election! not just presidential but there’s an election every year that still matters… even judges are elected!

    anyways, it’s kinda like, if you have a shitty broken… say bicycle, where every bit and really the design is broken…
    but you need to ride it to do stuff, so you keep spending a lot of resources fixing and maintaining it… jury rigging different bits and pieces to make it sorta rideable…
    but if you just walked and recycled it and got/built a new bike with that same energy you spent on the old bike, you’d have a much better bicycling system…

    i think there’s a better alternative to throwing the whole bike away… but i do think a lot of good people get lost trying to fix their bike bike while ignoring fundamental flaws…

    VampyreOfNazareth ,

    In my country you can be charged with failure to vote. Dumbarses.

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  • cmbabul ,

    Louisiana would annex the gulf coast in less than a month

    lemming741 ,

    Cajun Navy gets shit DONE

    Valmond ,

    But they do, or have I missed something?

    frezik ,

    What’s your definition of superpower?

    Russia has not met any definition since the Soviet Union evolved. China is more debatable. It’s not a military superpower–it can’t project much power outside of its own region–but you can argue for economic superpower.

    Telodzrum ,

    IMO, China’s an economic superpower, but a regional power by all other measures.

    frezik ,

    I think that’s a reasonable take. Same with the EU.

    I see people throw around the term “superpower” too much without thinking what the term means. Russia is most certainly not a superpower, and hasn’t been for some time. It’ll be lucky if it can avoid being a Chinese vassal state at this point.

    Valmond ,

    Having nukes, large military apparatus and lots of soft power I guess?

    What’s yours?

    frezik ,

    Being able to project power outside its immediate region in both soft and hard ways.

    Nukes exist for retaliation. They are a terrible first strike weapon. Having them also doesn’t mean you can deploy them wherever. There are so much more important aspects to a military than those.

    China has a major effect on the world economy, but it doesn’t have a military to extend that influence. It’s an economic superpower, but not a military one. Diplomatic options are improving, but far from the influence the US has.

    Russia has a shit military and could previously dictate the fossil fuel economy in Europe, but not much else. It lost much of that economic influence while invading Ukraine (backroom deals continue, but it’s not anywhere near what it was). The Soviets built the perfect counter to the US Navy by focusing on submarines, but those old subs are badly outdated. It’s not a superpower at all.

    The EU (taken as a whole) also has lots of economic and diplomatic influence. None of its constituent powers has much ability to project military power, though. UK and France both have aircraft carriers, but neither country can solve two problems at the same time with its military, and may even struggle with just one problem if they’re on their own.

    The US has both a military that can project worldwide, plus economic and diplomatic power to go along with it. Its collection of carriers can solve five problems at the same time and still have some left in reserve. A major multilateral world treaty without the United States would be considered incomplete. That’s a superpower in a complete package.

    dmnknf ,

    Today, I learned that in order to be a superpower, you have to actually bomb poor countries in the Middle East and Africa to prove you can “project” your power.

    frezik ,

    You have to have the potential to do so, at least. Superpowers aren’t necessarily good for humanity.

    Norgur , in It really was like that.

    Mp3? These young whippersnappers and their modern shenanigans. 8 bit MIDI is all the sound you'll ever need on your cellphone!

    NessD ,

    Polyphonic Ringtones? Ha! We had to type in some strange numbers to get beeps to change their tune!

    BolexForSoup ,
    @BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

    Aww yeah that’s the tune to funky town

    DessertStorms ,
    @DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

    I tried so hard to figure that shit out but never managed to actually make anything good (I have zero musical talent), but we had this one friend in the group who had, so they'd always have one of our phones, composing our ringtones lol.. I feel old 😂

    Norgur ,

    Not having to download one via scammy SMS but being able to type them in yourself was WILD

    bstix ,
    RootBeerGuy ,
    @RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    I used to have the Monkey Island intro midi as a ringtone. It would start real quiet giving me time to either go somewhere I can talk or if I just wouldn’t notice it would become loud enough to notice later.

    Pistcow ,

    I had a midi background for my Angelfire web page.

    BruceTwarzen ,

    I actually made some cash in 8th grade making ringtones. All i did is looking up what buttons to press on the 3210 on the internet. The weird part was that pretty much strangers would just give me their phone over night because i was too lazy to print it out and do it in school. Rumours were around that i had some weird ass set-up at home like deadmau5 to turn axel f into a midi. I was just using altavista and pressed buttons.

    ininewcrow ,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    That pre internet era was amazing … that sweet spot where the internet was just starting to grow but not everyone had it yet.

    My brother had a thriving business at around 1997 1998 1999 ripping custom CDs for people. He kept a library of 40 GB hard drive of mp3 and everyone thought he was a god that could make custom music CDs. I played a few of them a while ago and they are absolute crap but at the time no one cared what they sounded like as long as it was new and customized to what they wanted.

    The amazing thing was, his business appeared and disappeared in a matter of about two years. One moment everyone wanted him … then everything and everyone moved on and his business was done.

    BigDanishGuy ,

    Those were the days. I impressed people in my high school by being able to switch between music really fast… They were used to CDs, and here I was rocking winamp on win98 with 60gig of mp3s. Most of them poorly produced “weird al” songs with obscene lyrics I had gotten on napster and kazaa.

    LastYearsPumpkin ,

    Crazy thing is… that’s what Trevor Noah did as a youth in South Africa. Had a whole bootleg CD burning business until his setup died and they couldn’t get the files back.

    So he turned his life around and became extremely famous in the US.

    brbposting ,

    Name/link your 🔥 MIDIs

    mindbleach ,

    I typed in some Wario Land music on my Nokia’s 10-key pad. And then didn’t use it because it sounded like ass.

    Bene7rddso ,

    Of course, that’s what he means with “converting to a ringtone”

    DanglingFury , (edited ) in I love those path

    There’s a college in Chicago, i think it’s IIT maybe, that used aerial photography to map out the student cow paths, then they redid all the sidewalks to incorporate those paths.

    Edit: they ended up adding a building in a grassy area and maintained all the hall/walkways of the building in line with the sidewalks/cowpaths. Kinda neat.

    Sabre363 ,

    I’d be surprised if students didn’t immediately make new paths off the new sidewalks

    kameecoding ,

    why would they, desire paths happen because the initial pavements aren’t designed well.

    volvoxvsmarla ,

    We had that in my local park. There was a huge field that everyone walked through because it was much quicker than going around. So they finally made a sidewalk there (not with tarmac though, more like gravel and sand mix). Just a couple of weeks later there was a new path just parallel to this one. My guess is the problem was that the field was a bit hole shaped (sorry I don’t know a better term in English) and this, as well just the nature of the sidewalk, led to it accumulating water puddles, and also it just turned into sandy/stoney mud when it rained. For bikes it was also just more comfortable to ride over the grass than over gravel. But it still felt like an asshole move.

    mindbleach ,

    “Concave?”

    uis ,
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    For bikes it was also just more comfortable to ride over the grass than over gravel.

    True. Personal experience.

    Sabre363 ,

    Because that’s exactly what has happened multiple times at the community college I go to.

    Kase ,

    Just pave the entire thing at that point (sarcasm) (pls don’t do this)

    Sabre363 ,

    Sadly this seems to be exactly their plan, just as soon as the government gives them another $10*10^6 to lose

    sverit ,
    Anticorp ,

    Brilliant!

    Kase ,

    My old college looked a lot like that! I wouldn’t be surprised if they were copying their idea

    dessalines ,

    The grass is hot lava.

    Crashumbc ,

    This has happened at a LOT of colleges. Penn State’s quad is crisscrossed with paths that they paved.

    Trollivier , (edited )

    I love this type of urbanism. Some cities also study how cars behave in winter by looking at the tracks in the street, and they realized cars actually needed much less room on street corners than they thought.

    uis ,
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    Every winter I see same corner filled with snow and nothing changed. They for sure need to cut some corners.

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