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Marduk73 , in I'm a ghost!
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh i love your gma. What a treasure! Tell her Hi from me.

TachyonTele , in But can it run Crysis?

Mine ran Midlife Crysis on ultra settings

Viking_Hippie ,
TachyonTele ,

Sense of security, like pockets jingling. This song’s from nineteen hundred ninety two

Viking_Hippie ,

This song’s from nineteen hundred ninety two

Right in the middle of the golden age of grunge ❤️

TachyonTele ,

🎸🤘

Klear ,

Mine is a far cry from being able to anything ultra.

TachyonTele , (edited )

That’s a good thing.

Edit. I failed hard recognizing your joke. I feel horrible.

SkunkWorkz ,

a just cause one might say.

TachyonTele , (edited )

Some might say your kingdom will come, after it’s deliverance. 30 minutes or less!

NigelFrobisher , in I'm a ghost!

She could have just written down where she hid her cash savings.

disguy_ovahea , in I'm a ghost!

“People have told me that Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends. At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I’d need an ouija board.”

-Betty White

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

God bless Betty.

samus12345 , in But can it run Crysis?
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Jake_Farm , in But can it run Crysis?
@Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz avatar

I can barely run crysis, mostly because its code is a mess.

danc4498 , in But can it run Crysis?

Kind of like code injection but for the human brain.

Steamymoomilk ,

“BREAKING NEWS 0-DAY EXPLOIT FOUND IN THINK THONKERS, UPDATE TO NEWEST VERSION!!!”

9point6 ,

Have you ever seen those videos of arbitrary code execution on a Gameboy with TAS tools? Where it spams every button for like 10 mins?

I’m now imagining a hypnotist flicking his pendulum around like it’s a yoyo

Jessvj93 ,

Like getting incepted by a Spotify ad during a binaural sleep longplay.

salamandermander , in The West constantly getting fed Hasbara

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davel , (edited )
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Rhynoplaz ,

Cool

dan1101 ,

No u

Aurenkin , (edited )

I think the point of the comment you’re replying to is that those topics are banned on Chinese internet.

Your post can be published on US servers without fear of censorship so it’s just kind of proving the original point even more.

davel , (edited )
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

Those topics are not banned in China, actually. It’s Westerners who are themselves propagandized into believing that they are.

People who live in Five-eyes states don’t understand how propaganda works in their own countries, despite it not being a secret. Here are some uncontroversial Wikipedia entries on it; standard stuff that’s taught in schools of marketing, public relations, political science, history, and journalism.

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Westerners are propagandized to the gills about Xinjiang/the Uyghurs and the Tiananmen riots and Tibet/the Dalai Lama and Falun Gong/Dafa, for example. All of those were or still are CIA/NED/other US three-letter-acronym projects, BTW. The Dalai Lama was on the CIA payroll (perhaps he still is); the US funded and organized terrorist cells in Xinjiang; the NED funded and helped organize the Tiananmen “revolutionaries” and Falun Dafa.

All it does when someone posts that garbage is show their ignorance. Like that copypasta is some magic spell. Just embarrassing.

Aurenkin ,

This is the problem with these conversations, you don’t honestly engage at all and instead resort to ad hominims, irrelevant tangents or even in this case straight uplying. Copying and pasting from scripts that fail to address the point is not doing you any favours.

It’s not a football match. You don’t have to pick a side and defend it no matter what. You can and should be equally be critical of immoral actions regardless of where they come from. By playing the whatabout game to ‘defend your side’ all you do is normalise these things by implying that it’s fine because everyone does it.

davel , (edited )
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

irrelevant tangents

How people in the imperial core are propagandized is not an irrelevant tangent.

straight uplying.

You accept Five Eyes corporate media uncritically because you don’t understand media, which I tried to explain, but you decided that it was an irrelevant tangent.

you don’t honestly engage at all

I don’t have all day; I’ll address two.


Xinjiang/The Uyghurs

The US tried to foment division in China by funding and organizing terrorist cells in Xinjiang, and once those efforts failed, it concocted and promoted a genocide narrative. Antony Blinken is still pushing this slop, just a few weeks ago.

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The blueprint of regime change operations

We see here for example the evolution of public opinion in regards to China. In 2019, the ‘Uyghur genocide’ was broken by the media (Buzzfeed, of all outlets). In this story, we saw the machine I described up until now move in real time. Suddenly, newspapers, TV, websites were all flooded with stories about the ‘genocide’, all day, every day. People whom we’d never heard of before were brought in as experts — Adrian Zenz, to name just one; a man who does not even speak a word of Chinese.

Organizations were suddenly becoming very active and important. The World Uyghur Congress, a very serious-sounding NGO, is actually an NED Front operating out of Germany […]. From their official website, they declare themselves to be the sole legitimate representative of all Uyghurs — presumably not having asked Uyghurs in Xinjiang what they thought about that.

The WUC also has ties to the Grey Wolves, a fascist paramilitary group in Turkey, through the father of their founder, Isa Yusuf Alptekin.

Documents came out from NGOs to further legitimize the media reporting. This is how a report from the very professional-sounding China Human Rights Defenders (CHRD) came to exist. They claimed ‘up to 1.3 million’ Uyghurs were imprisoned in camps. What they didn’t say was how they got this number: they interviewed a total of 10 people from rural Xinjiang and asked them to estimate how many people might have been taken away. They then extrapolated the guesstimates they got and arrived at the 1.3 million figure.

Sanctions were enacted against China — Xinjiang cotton for example had trouble finding buyers after Western companies were pressured into boycotting it. Instead of helping fight against the purported genocide, this act actually made life more difficult for the people of Xinjiang who depend on this trade for their livelihood (as we all do depend on our skills to make a livelihood).

Any attempt China made to defend itself was met with more suspicion. They invited a UN delegation which was blocked by the US. The delegation eventually made it there, but three years later. The Arab League also visited Xinjiang and actually commended China on their policies — aimed at reducing terrorism through education and social integration, not through bombing like we tend to do in the West.


Tiananmen riots


It’s not a football match. You don’t have to pick a side and defend it no matter what.

It’s not; I’m not; and neither do you.

Edit to add: I’m certainly not picking “our” side. I mean, have you seen our side? The side that’s providing political and material support for an actual genocide as we speak?

Aurenkin ,

So your response to my comment pointing out that you’re just attacking me, posting from a script and not engaging with the discussion is to what… Attack me, post some scripts and continue not to engage? If you just want to monologue, maybe make a separate post.

I pointed out the irony in your original reply and you’ve yet to address it except to make the courageous claim that there is no censorship in China. When I show counter examples it’s back to ad hominims. Can you address the specific points of censorship please? I That’s what we are talking about. “Addressing” two points as you have done gets you nowhere to defending your original claim that there is no censorship in the China.

Also another obviously dishonest point you added in your edit. Clearly your side has nothing to do with where your born, I don’t know where you’re from or who you are mate, it’s about selective criticism where you only criticise one side and never accept criticisms of another side. I am happy to criticise any ‘side’. I’m critical of the country I was born, of the US, the CCP and everyone in between.

davel , (edited )
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

you’ve yet to address it except to make the courageous claim that there is no censorship in China.

I never made the claim that there is no censorship in China. That would be a ridiculous claim to make considering that there is indeed censorship in China. There is censorship in the West as well, though it is of a different character.

Edit to add: Chinese people aren’t afraid to discuss the Tiananmen riots, as smug online Westerners seem to enjoy believing. That’s ridiculous. But Westerners smugly believe it, in fact it seems as if they want it to be true.

Aurenkin , (edited )

I feel like we’re playing word games now but maybe I just misinterpreted you. Are these topics censored on the Chinese internet or not? That was the whole point of my original comment.

Chinese people aren’t afraid to discuss the Tiananmen riots

I never said they were afraid to discuss them. Just that they were banned on the Chinese internet.

smug online Westerners

Ad hominim ad nauseum. This just makes it seem like there is no substance to what you’re saying if you keep resorting to ad hominims.

boatsnhos931 ,
davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

You’re looking at it.

boatsnhos931 ,
runner_g , in Rickroll evolution

Fun story time. My wife Rick rolled me during our wedding ceremony. She asked to officiant if we could each send him a secret passage to be read during the ceremony. The officiant read my passage, the Dr Seuss passage about finding someone with compatible weirdness, then he started her passage “you know the rules, and” and at the moment I knew I’d been had. It was awesome. He went all the way through the first chorus.

StinkySocialist , in I mean it.

Hell yeah 😎

NegativeLookBehind , in They captured a Russian shed!!
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Comrade, please return shed. It is nicest in all of Russia! Babuska keeping of potato in shed, is only way to protect. Also, the dead bodies, but is other story.

Clbull , in The "xylo" is greek for wood

As opposed to a xylophone made of dicks, which is a cockenspiel.

invertedspear , in The "xylo" is greek for wood

How is it that this literally came up in conversation at the family get together over the weekend, and on Monday it’s being memed? Proof again this world is just a simulation and has memory limitations.

infeeeee , in The "xylo" is greek for wood

No, they are called metallophones, glockenspiel is just one of them. Other common metallophones are the tubular bells and the vibraphone

Viking_Hippie ,

tubular bells

Fixed the link for you 😉

infeeeee ,
OutlierBlue ,

I knew what this was before clicking.

Viking_Hippie ,
OozingPositron ,

TUBULAR BELLS!

saltesc , in Math

I did advanced mathematics and chose physics as one of my elective subjects in school. Nowadays, I do a lot of work based around analytics and forecasting.

“We need to find the average of this.”

“That’s easy. I’ll do some more advanced stuff to really dial in the accuracy.”

“Awesome. What’s the timeframe?”

looks at million row dataset “To find the average? Like a month. Some of these numbers are mispelled words… Why are all these blank?”

“Oh, you’ll have to read this 45 page document that outlines the default values.”

And that’s how roffice maths works. Lots and lots of if conditions, query merges, and meetings with other teams trying to understand why they entered in the thing they entered. By the time the data wrangling phase is complete, you give zero fucks about doing more than supplying the average.

Smoogs ,

Yup this is every job now. Wrangling numbers. The actual job or calculation could be done in days if less. But dealing with dirty information and playing detective which isnt even part of it is the sink hole of every job right now.

Adalast ,

Lol, I have still written python scripts to deal with them all.

saltesc ,

I miss those days…

someacnt_ ,

Is this why chatgpt has a chance at optimizing work? Because it will filter out boring mistakes for you

Smoogs , (edited )

Until it introduces a bunch of mistakes of its own. AI as a test has failed in several industries before now. It’s been around much longer than you’d think and has been tested in the BG for a lonnng time with much fail to the result of disgust if you even bring it up. It’s nothing more than a novelty in writing that doesn’t require the need to run on tight, non rational numbers. Something of which no binary based, household (and most industry) computer is capable of.

Look up the Ariane 5 rocket disaster. It is the summary of floating point error that can result in disaster. This is the limitation that is present in all standard computers you’d be accessing today since the 1930’s.

(Also referred to as round off errors or truncation errors in avionics because of how common irrational numbers are in spatial navigation.)

agressivelyPassive ,

That’s software development for you. Why is that weird value there? Because some guy, at some point, had checked for that and somehow it’s still relevant.

I know of a system that churns through literally millions of transactions representing millions of Euros every day, and their interface has load bearing typos (because Germans in the 90s were really bad at the Englishs).

MonkeMischief ,

Dang, I was really hoping this would be one of those stories that goes like:

“How long will that take?”

“It’s a lot of data…like a month?” (But I actually wrote a Python script that compiles and formats it perfectly in like 5 minutes.)

“You’re such a hard worker!”

Renacles ,

Shhhh

TheReturnOfPEB ,

If Timmy has 45 pages to read on a bus traveling an average speed of 35 mph with an mean stop distance being 0.7 kms how many stops will Timmy pass before this fucking meeting ends ?

CanadianCarl ,

Why do I need to know what Timmy is up to, and how much he is reading?

BluesF ,

Oh, sorry the 45 page document is for something else. The only person who understands this dataset is Dave and he was made redundant 5 years ago. Anyway, can you get this done today?

PrimeMinisterKeyes ,

Geez, that reminds me of a former colleague that, when asked for “the numbers,” would just send screenshots of tables in the ERP system instead of exporting them to a spreadsheet. What’s even worse, usually a lot of values were plain wrong, on one occasion more than half of them.

Zerush OP ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

I think the solution is 42

https://i.imgur.com/d2EIR7z.jpeg

barsquid ,

What is the advanced stuff you can do if you don’t have garbage data?

saltesc , (edited )

That’s a tough question in analytics lol

You mean mathematical examples? Or like examples of analytical outcomes? Keeping in mind the more analytics-heavy, the more it involves lots of sources, patterns, variables, and scenarios, but I could provide just a single example.

Edit: Oh, wait. If you’re referring to just averages… In forecasting I prefer, as a minimum, to do weighted averaging. This is where I’ll have a certain time period of cumulated historical data that provides a more stable base, however more weight is applied the more recent (relevant) the data is. This shows a more realistic average than a single snapshot of data that could be an outlier.

But speaking of outliers, I’d prefer to also apply weight to outlying data points that may skew the output, especially if sample size is low. Like 1, 2, 2, 76, 3, 2. That 76 obviously skews the “average”.

Above that, depending on what’s required, I’ll use a proper method. Like if someone wants to know on average how many trucks they need a day, I’ll utilise Poisson instead to get the number of trucks they need each day to meet service requirements, including acceptable queuing, during the day. Like how the popular Erlang formulas utilise Poisson distribution and can kind of handle 90% of BAU S&D loading in day to day operations with a couple clicks.

That’s a basic example, but as data cleanliness increases, those better steps can be taken. Could be like 25 average last Wed vs. 20 weighted average over last month vs. 16 actually needed if optimised correctly.

Oh, and if there’s data on each truck’s mileage, capacity, availability, traffic density in areas over the day, etc…obbioisly it can be even more optimised. Though I’d only go that far if things were consistent/routine. Script it, automate it, set and forget and have the day’s forecast appear in the warehouse each morning.

And yet such simple things are often incredibly hard to get done because of poor data governance or systems.

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