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Blackmist , in I thought advertisements were supposed to be enticing...

The truthier something claims to be, the less it is.

When I was out for a walk the other month, I saw a newspaper in a waterproof bag, propped up at the side of the path by a hedge. It was called The Light, and boldly claimed to be “the uncensored truth”. Would you believe it, it turned out to be full of Covid conspiracy nonsense and anti-semitism.

In my day we just found discarded grotty porn in hedges, now it’s right wing nutbaggery. I fear for our youth. We need to distribute more copies of Reader’s Wives and Razzle across the flora and fauna of Britain.

rmuk ,

You don’t live near Mansfield do you? I used to see that all the time around there (I moved away recently) and I made a point of picking them up and throwing them away.

Blackmist ,

I’m down the M1 a bit in sunny Long Eaton.

I suspect one of the canal boat people left it. Most of them seem normal enough, but you do have the odd ones with golliwogs in their boat windows, or alt-righty looking flags flying.

FordBeeblebrox ,

They took the centerfolds out of Playboy, then stopped printing it altogether and look where it’s got us. Soggy forest porn was a rite of passage for many young froods, along with the VHS tapes with an innocuous label like a Disney cartoon affixed atop. Here in the states we have the Mormons and JWs passing around their rags, extolling various exclusionary ideologies and the same anti vax stuff while their congregations are all getting infected en masse. Fucking madness, I want to try another planet 👍

HornyOnMain , in and then they called Moses a socialist
@HornyOnMain@hexbear.net avatar

jesus-cleanse Conservatives Christians really think this image of Jesus is about him going into the temple to throw out all the woke they/them liberals using the lord’s house to eat avocado toast and complain about climate change or some shit

mathemachristian ,

How conservative christians became the greatest opponent of environmentalism will likely forever remain a mystery for me. If there is one thing worth conserving it would be gods creation surely?

chaogomu ,

There was a study linked around somewhere in the last few days that said that political ideology was a greater factor in people's religious choices than the inverse.

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  • ArmoredThirteen ,

    A chunk of my extended family buys into this and it is part of why I don’t ever visit them anymore. A couple of them listen to radio stations that preach this 24/7. Grandma was really religious and was the kind of person to hire immigrants, underpay them, then complain about immigrants being moneyless sinners. That side of the family amazes me…

    usernamesaredifficul ,

    Well that’s Calvinists for you. I don’t know why anyone ever listened to that guy but I sure wish they would stop

    thejml ,

    I always figured their reply would be “Well, if the environment is going to shit that that’s what God wants. Don’t question his master plan. He only does things or let’s things happen for a reason.”

    thatgirlwasfire ,

    I remember watching a news report a few years ago where a bunch of people were basically saying exactly that.

    TheBaldFox ,
    @TheBaldFox@lemmy.ml avatar

    The faster we ruin the earth the closer we get to the apocalypse the sooner Christ returns and Yadda Yadda Yadda or some shit.

    usernamesaredifficul ,

    “the earth was always meant to be temporary” is one I heard. Which for one thing rests on some heavy assumptions but also it is murder according the Jesus to be ok with your actions killing some farmer in Angola

    Alaskaball ,
    @Alaskaball@hexbear.net avatar

    Same way they can look at the metaphor for capitalists are destined for hell a la stuffing a camel through the eye of a needle unharmed - by choosing to interpret the eye of a needle to actually mean a gate arch or some shit.

    Instead of changing yourself to follow the beliefs in the word of your God, you change your God’s words to follow your beliefs.

    Sotuanduso ,

    Have you seen the episode of Avatar where the fortune teller said the village wouldn’t be destroyed by the volcano?

    We believe the world won’t be destroyed by mankind.

    Rhaedas ,
    @Rhaedas@kbin.social avatar

    Unfortunately a literal reading of Genesis 1:28 says to subdue the Earth (master or control in a few translations, and use all the resources for God's purpose in one). Those trying to paint a nicer picture might change it to being stewards of the planet (which is what I always heard as a kid), but that's not what's there. To be fair, it was written in a time where the world seemed endless and humans couldn't possibly destroy everything, a mindset that lasts to this very day. Even less than a century ago we were okay with dumping stuff into the water or burying it, or burning things because it was a huge world and the smoke disappeared into the sky.

    pthaloblue ,

    The really wild one is the Ann Coulter reading:

    “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, “Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.”

    (Referring to Dominionism and Genesis 1:28, on Hannity & Colmes, 20 June 2001)

    Zuzak ,

    Well, on the one hand, you have an old book you might read all the way through once (but probably not) that says to be responsible stewards of the earth. But on the other hand, you have people on the TV every night telling you to support whatever makes corporations the most money.

    Old ideas can have value but it’s hard to compete with new ideas when those new ideas have a lot more money and can be crafted to appeal to a specific audience (regardless of what’s true).

    NotYourSocialWorker ,

    Considering that the part about being stewards of god’s creation is mentioned in the first chapter of the bible it’s a feat to have missed it. But here we are

    boCash ,
    @boCash@lemmy.blugatch.tube avatar

    Because that would require a modicum of critical reasoning and the willingness to occasionally and ever-so-slightly sacrifice for the benefit of others.

    Just remember that the group you’re describing are conservatives first and foremost. Christianity and the GOP are just their current excuses for their selfishness.

    some_guy ,

    You’re right. They have their bubble. Nothing else matters.

    Mac ,

    And a lot of anti-environmentalists are hunters and farmers. Like… ¿¿¿What???

    Sotuanduso ,

    Y’all have that as an emoji on Hexbear?

    HornyOnMain ,
    @HornyOnMain@hexbear.net avatar

    Yeah we have a ton of really obscure ones that are barely ever used because we’ve been adding to the list for the last three years, iirc we had around ~1150 before federation but since then we’ve added a load more so idk how many we’ve got now

    Ram_The_Manparts ,
    @Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net avatar

    iirc we had around ~1150 before federation but since then we’ve added a load more so idk how many we’ve got now

    Probably like…

    1984

    che-smile

    EndMilkInCrisps ,

    We love to interpret Jesus as an proto-anarchist terrorist on hexbear.

    usernamesaredifficul ,

    yeah but if they actually read the Bible they would probably notice that they are exactly the same people as the pharisees

    NotYourSocialWorker ,

    Worse actually, for all their faults I still got the impression that the Pharisees at least tried keeping all the laws.

    thorbot , in This wasn't covered in training

    I’d like to buy a bagel with cash.

    Would you like your cash bagel toasted?

    moog ,

    Cash money, thanks.

    The_Eminent_Bon ,

    Dollars or Euro?

    remotelove ,

    Doesn’t matter. It all tastes the same.

    The_Eminent_Bon ,

    Euro has that nice plasticky mouth feel

    dankm ,

    So do at least two different kinds of dollars.

    SaltyIceteaMaker ,

    Coins or notes?

    The_Eminent_Bon ,

    If you like it crunchy

    SpaceNoodle , in unholy software..

    Meanwhile, Windows in 2023: “oh, you plugged the same flash drive into a different USB port? Better reinstall a new set of drivers!”

    Appoxo , (edited )
    @Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    2003*

    Never had my PC (win10: 2016-2022 and win11: 2023-now) install a driver for a USB stick ever.
    Even some external devices are painless.
    And I see plenty of PCs in my job.

    Edit: Win7 on the other hand…

    bluefirex ,

    I still have it from time to time that Windows has to install a driver for something benign like a thumb drive. Not always, though. And yes, the driver is fixed to the physical port. Using a different port reinstalls the same driver again.

    Experienced this exact behavior on Windows Vista, Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 10 and Windows 11.

    Mininux ,
    @Mininux@sh.itjust.works avatar

    huh every time I plug my Logitech receiver in a different port I get a notification about a driver installation, fortunately it’s almost instant on my new pc but it’s still weird that we need that in 2023

    Szwendacz ,

    I once was fixing someones computer booting with Bluescreen, because Windows 7 thought it found newer drivers for USB 3.1, and those newer were causing BSOD

    OutlierBlue ,

    I see it regularly with Win10, and I also see plenty of PCs in my job.

    lord_ryvan ,

    I’ve seen this so often on Windows Vista, and I’ve never seen it on Windows 10.

    Granted, I’ve switched USBs in the meantime, so maybe it’s just the USB?

    Kecessa ,

    Never had that happen since… XP at least? It’s been too long for me to recall 95 and 98…

    Zeth0s ,

    “Let me search for a solution

    No solution found”

    Has the annoying “search for a solution” window ever found a solution?

    hydroel ,

    Yes for stupid stuff like turning off the network device, to cut access to the internet. Windows finds by itself that the network device is disconnected and reconnects it by itself. Granted it’s not much, but it’s as complicated to find that menu than to run that utility.

    kmkz_ninja ,

    Has the annoying “search for a solution” window ever found a solution?

    Actually yes. In W7, at least, anytime sound wasn’t doing what it should have the “search for solution” button would fix it right up. The first time it gave and performed a solution and worked I was dumbfounded.

    HRDS_654 , in I don't know why I love it so much, but I do.

    You feel a tingle in the back of your mind. You want to change your mouse cursor. Authority.

    The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    Anything for a True Soul! Changing it now, boss.

    Freshfrozenplasma ,

    Without any prompting, I read it in the narrators voice. Praise the Absolute.

    zikk_transport2 ,

    Aight I’ve played enough. Time to rest. I’ll scroll lemmy now.

    Lemmy:

    Saganaki , in Call the priests

    While I get that others are grossed out by it, this looks fucking delicious to me.

    mpa92643 ,

    While I agree with you, and I do dearly love garlic, I feel obligated to give you a word of caution:

    If you eat too much roasted garlic, for the next 24-48 hours, every room you enter will smell like garlic, your sweat will smell like garlic, your farts (and there will be many) will smell like garlic, and your poop will smell like garlic. It will not be a pleasant experience.

    Don’t ask me how I know this.

    scottmeme ,

    That’s a risk I’m willing to take

    Saganaki ,

    Don’t threaten me with a good time.

    TipRing ,

    I found this out the hard and still have no regrets.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    I had PT one day after going HARD on some garlic.

    No biggie, it’s running outside, right?

    It rained and we did buddy workouts in a gym instead, after some laps around the court. And it was hot af inside, because, obviously.

    Sorry, bro.

    FooBarrington , (edited )

    Do you know if your body builds up resistance? This sounds awesome, but I don’t want to get addicted and have to use larger and larger amounts of garlic :(

    Fantomas ,

    Ahh yes. The Van Helsing school of culinary arts.

    ebits21 ,
    @ebits21@lemmy.ca avatar

    I see no problem

    n3m37h ,

    I ate wild garlic over in Englad while out on a walk, the next 3 days everyone woke up to the smell of garlic, I was subsequently barred from eating wild garlic for the remainder my our 2 week visit. It was depressing as it grew everywhere

    scytale ,

    As long as it’s roasted to the point where you can squish it with a fork, it should be good. Just 1/3 the amount of garlic would be enough for me though.

    driving_crooner ,
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

    One of best sidedish I have ever eat was an entire garlic head roasted. My wife hated it because I smelled like garlic for an entire day.

    Sunforged ,

    I’m pissed they wouldn’t at least do a bit of fork smashing and spread the roasted garlic around. That shits gonna be falling all over the place. Terrible plating.

    saigot ,

    I find the feeling of smashing the garlic with my teeth to be very satisfying.

    Sunforged ,
    Holzkohlen ,

    That is because it kinda looks like a brain. Once you realize it’s actually all garlic it stops looking delicious.

    _Z1useri ,

    Are you a zombie?

    Potatos_are_not_friends , in wHy DoN't YoU gO OuT mOrE?

    Reminds me of a kid in college who shared how his church friends (not the pastor) would spank him raw and play a game where they touch each other’s dicks to see who got hard.

    And we all just went wtf.

    ElBarto ,
    @ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Come on, who hasn’t played the “I’ll touch you’re dick and if you get hard you’re gay” game… the docking game was interesting…

    meco03211 ,

    It’s not gay in a three way. Just find two other dudes and have all the sinless fun you can have!

    justcallmelarry ,

    With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway

    GigglyBobble ,

    Oh, come on, that's not gay! How would you fence with limb dicks?

    oldGregg ,

    Gay chicken

    Pinklink ,

    Yeah….that is what they used to call me….

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    I had a friend when I was like 10 who wanted to play the dick-touching game. I remember him saying “it’s OK, we know we’re not gay.” I didn’t even know what “gay” meant at that age but I knew I didn’t want to play.

    balderdash9 ,

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=qINXELZS-ME

    Nothin wrong wit a good ol game of penis butt

    PipedLinkBot ,

    Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/watch?v=qINXELZS-ME

    Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

    I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

    Freeanotherday , in Remember me comrades!
    @Freeanotherday@hexbear.net avatar

    I am so close to hitting the ppb button.

    Allah give me strength.

    inshallah-script

    srasmus , in Goth
    @srasmus@lemmy.world avatar

    You guys don’t know what you’re missing.

    RaivoKulli ,

    Asks for notes

    Receives notes and fetish shit

    I’ll be glad to miss out lol

    Kecessa , in Fox news

    Ok now show the stat for alcohol!

    Cicraft ,

    And nicotine

    abraxas ,

    And caffeine.

    DagonPie ,
    @DagonPie@kbin.social avatar

    I feel attacked in this thread

    abraxas ,

    That’s a symptom of too much caffeine…

    I know, I have it.

    roboticide ,

    I can stop drinking coffee at any time.

    … but why would I, when it’s legal and easily available?

    Just like pot in my state, in the back.

    Tavarin ,
    @Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

    I developed a coffee allergy, had to give it up cold turkey :(

    ElegantBiscuit ,

    And sugar.

    navi ,
    @navi@lemmy.tespia.org avatar

    Knowing Fox News audience they should talk about chewing tobacco. Shit is nasty.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    I had a coworker who chewed and spit into empty coke cans that he kept in his desk drawers until they were all full. And this was a programming shop!

    arefx ,

    Also I would consider myself addicted. I use it daily, notice withdrawal symptoms when I abstain (no appetite, nausea, insomnia) but I’m also productive, started my own business 8 months ago and I’m doing well, no one around me has any idea except those I choose to let know lol. I’m high all day no one can tell. Its not like other drugs lol

    PerogiBoi ,
    @PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

    To me it’s like a heavier caffeine

    Kecessa ,

    I’m high all day no one can tell.

    I’ve got bad news for you bud.

    explodicle ,

    I’m just not going to snitch on them.

    arefx , (edited )

    I assure you no one knows but those that I tell lol you are around people every day that are stoned and you have no idea, I promise you that.

    LegionEris ,

    You really can’t tell if you don’t know the person. I have a bright, weird personality and ADHD and work at a dispensary. People often think I’m high, assume that it’s part of my vibe, but I’m strictly no THC during the day. Meanwhile, one of my most down to earth, serious, no nonsense coworkers does dabs before work and on all her breaks. Nobody thinks she is high all the time, but she’s often the most THC filled person in the building.

    limelight79 ,

    And Fox News.

    Ddhuud , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

    We should probably stop masturbating the dead horse.

    somerefriedbeans ,

    This is what I don’t get. I feel like one of the main things I see here is talk about reddit. Ffs, move on

    JudahBenHur ,

    I hear you, and I’m 100% ready to, also, but its understandable for people to keep talking about reddit by comparison when lemmy is clearly essentially a reddit clone.

    sgtlighttree ,

    when lemmy is clearly essentially a reddit clone.

    The apps blurring the lines between the two platforms don’t help too lol

    lastweakness ,

    The apps blurring the line never mattered… The platform itself is designed almost entirely around how reddit is/was.

    irmoz ,

    Yeah, there are people on reddit who still talk about Digg. I think this is just what happens. It’ll slow down with time, as lemmy gains its own identity.

    JudahBenHur ,

    Sure… … and maybe this isn’t worth thinking or talking about, but what does that really mean, Lemmy having its own identity, you know?

    I began chatting with people on IRC (mIRC up in here, pIRCh losers get lost), and some html chat rooms, ICQ and IM (a/s/l?) then waaay later found myself on some less desireable forums and Digg for a while, and I remmeber when it went south, and remember seeing reddit. I stayed away until the pandemic when google searches started showing reddit thread results and I got sucked in.

    What I mean to say, through all of those incarnations of talking to strangers on the internet, I never felt any of them had distinct personalities from any others, other than the slang that people used.

    for reddit, it was “username checks out”, " this", “TIL” etc etc. I left when every conversation felt the same. Anyway, I dont think I have a point, other than Lemmy is a fedirated reddit clone, and I’m not sure any online community has had an identifiable identity, except from some of the places that everyone just tries to say the shittiest thing they can think of

    Rai ,

    Y’all ultra butthurt over a shitpost in c/memes?!

    Pinklink ,

    No. But I’m down to stop talking about Reddit if you want

    WtfEvenIsExistence , in Build up to the greatest hits

    Why is masturbate and sex censored?

    essellburns ,

    The bigger question is why are the censored so badly?

    Deceptichum ,
    @Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

    Maybe it’s only meant to be enough to fool automated censorship systems?

    Like leave it easy for us to read but deny the algorithm from having reason to hide it.

    Achaeminus ,

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  • Hyperi0n ,

    You can call them what they are. Conservatives.

    zaph ,
    @zaph@lemmy.world avatar

    Whoever did it most likely intended to make money from posting it and they can’t without censoring it. At least that’s been the general consensus every time I see this asked and answered and your other choice is the snowflake bloke.

    Saneless ,

    Cut and paste journalism on little blogs

    space_comrade ,

    I’ve found that people just do that because they think it’s necessary, even on social media where people don’t generally really give a shit about swear and sex words.

    frippa , (edited ) in “We’re always here for you"
    @frippa@lemmy.ml avatar

    I spoke about suicide in the venting sub and got permabanned from all of reddit for “advocating violence” Yeah.

    jackpot ,
    @jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

    huh

    Jordan_U ,

    Re-write, please let me know if I misunderstood:

    I spoke about suicide in the venting sub and got permabanned from all of reddit for “advocating violence”.

    frippa ,
    @frippa@lemmy.ml avatar

    Exactly, it really shows that English is my second language haha

    Boinketh ,

    They’re identical, I’m confused.

    spuncertv ,

    Original was edited for clarity maybe?

    frippa ,
    @frippa@lemmy.ml avatar

    I edited my comment, the original one made people suppose I was banned because I actually incited violence

    Boinketh ,

    Oh okay, thanks for explaining.

    fushuan ,

    As a general recommendation, don’t delete edited content, cross it over so that people can see the original and follow the thought trail while also clearly pointing that you are changing the comment. You can do it like this%

    ~~cross it over~~

    Not many people do, but I still think that it’s considerate for future readers.

    a_ho , in lightning: "fuck this toilet in particular"

    In germany we have a saying “der Blitz soll dich beim scheissen treffen”, which roughly translates to “may lighting strike you while you’re on the shitter”.

    qyron ,

    That’s a very original way to wish for someone’s demise.

    Lordbaum ,

    Where in Germany? I never have heard of this saying

    Sailing7 ,

    Northern Bavaria, near border to Hessen reporting in. I know this sentence.

    MrBakedBeansOnToast ,

    Hessen confirms

    a_ho ,

    You can definitely hear that one in Bavaria. I just assumed that it’s widely known.

    Huschke ,

    Austrian here. I also know that one.

    CobraChicken , in Priorities!

    Hey OP why don’t you start by sharing your donation receipts to Lemmy?

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