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Colour_me_triggered , in As an owner of children, I approve this message

Yeah ok I’ll just fucking have my kids put down at the vet before I go on holiday! Get a fucking grip!

Mercival ,

Honestly? You should.

thorbot ,

Thanks, Satan!

oregoncom ,
@oregoncom@hexbear.net avatar

They should put soulless freaks like you down. Having empathy for literal babies is a basic requirement for a human being.

riceandbeans161 ,

don’t go on holiday if you have cum pets. You chose that when you couldn’t keep it in your pants.

Colour_me_triggered ,

You think you’re more deserving of a holiday just because you’re shooting blanks?

riceandbeans161 ,

i stay quiet and read my book and don’t annoy the entire plane/train/bus.

MrLuemasG , (edited )

You’re annoying the entirety of lemmy instead

PseudoSpock ,
@PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m here on lemmy, and I think he right fine. Shit, I should buy him a beer. It’s the baby’s that annoy, aaaand their entitled parents.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Do you want a medal?

JamesConeZone ,
@JamesConeZone@hexbear.net avatar

You are annoying the entire forum right now. You are outsourcing your shittiness online because you are deeply unwell and need an outlet

mnemonicmonkeys ,

You do realize you don’t have to take a plane to go on vacation, right? It won’t kill you to not take a plane for a couple of years

Hupf ,

One kind of people makes humanity not go extinct in the near future.

toxicbubble ,

humans are an overpopulated and invasive species, there are millions of human children waiting to be fostered

ArcticLynx ,

b-but muh genes

ArbitraryValue ,

Genetics isn’t destiny, but a lot of important traits are highly heritable. Consider for example the heritability of IQ. I can see why someone who considers him or herself a good specimen would want children more like him or herself that like the sort of person whose children end up needing to be adopted.

ArcticLynx ,

yeah that actually makes sense

ArbitraryValue ,

Eh, I’m mortal anyway. I don’t benefit from other people’s annoying offspring being around after I’m gone.

Colour_me_triggered ,

And they don’t benefit from your presence now, or in the future, or at any point actually.

ArbitraryValue ,

Yeah, that’s why I leave them alone and I want them to leave me alone.

autismdragon ,
@autismdragon@hexbear.net avatar

cum pets

cringe

oregoncom ,
@oregoncom@hexbear.net avatar

Just because you’re so ugly nobody would ever reproduce with you doesn’t give you excuse to whine about children all the time. Go back to r/childfree you soulless redditor.

MYCOOLNEJM ,
@MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

Were you forced to have kids at gunpoint?

Logical solution to this is to wait until your kid grows up a little bit and stops crying for no fucking reason. You can still travel with your toddler if you really want to, but use your own car. I don’t get the reason to take a kid this young, to travel with you, since he’s not going to remember anything anyway

hihello ,

People have families lol

MYCOOLNEJM ,
@MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

We all have families…

Colour_me_triggered ,

I live in Norway. It’s my constitutional right to have 5 weeks of paid holiday a year (excluding public holidays) whether or not I have children. Driving isn’t viable as it would take several days just to get to a ferry that leaves Norway. Crying children are a part of flying, get used to it.

MYCOOLNEJM ,
@MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

You can have holidays in the same country that you live you know… Since you have a small child, it would be best to take care of him, instead of flying around in planes

Colour_me_triggered ,

A couple of hours in a plane is less stressful for a toddler than several days in a car seat I assure you.

MYCOOLNEJM ,
@MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

Probably yeah, but also less stressful would be to plan your exotic seaside resort vacation in two years, when the little spawn of satan is not prone to crying for reasons classified.

PseudoSpock ,
@PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Doesn’t mean you have to fly somewhere for a simple holiday.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Yes I could drive a day and go camping in northern Scandinavia and get eaten alive by mosquitoes the size of sparrow hawks.

PseudoSpock ,
@PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Could you? Then we can find that child a better parent.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Children* they enjoy their holidays in Spain.

PseudoSpock ,
@PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s a baby, baby don’t know, baby don’t care. YOU want time in Spain. Ffs

Colour_me_triggered ,

No I fucking hate the sun. If I enjoyed the beach, I wouldn’t live in Norway.

PseudoSpock ,
@PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This broke me. You win. Lol. Best answer.

zloubida , (edited )
@zloubida@lemmy.world avatar

Are you forced to take a plane at gunpoint?

Logical solution to this is to use your own means of transportation in order to be sure to be alone if you don’t like children. You can still take a plane if you really want to, but use your own plane. I don’t get the reason to take public means of transportation, since there will always be other people in them anyway.

thorbot ,

Oh right I’ll just take one of my many planes that I have just fucking lying around

zloubida ,
@zloubida@lemmy.world avatar

It was an answer to Mycoolnejm, not to you ^^

Colour_me_triggered ,

You realise that some people live in places where that isn’t possible. I have to drive for about 10 hours to not be in the Arctic anymore.

MYCOOLNEJM ,
@MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lol, allright let me just sit with my fucking toddler right next to you in a 6 hour flight. I coud’ve just waiter two years until he’s old enough to not cry at random shit to take him to Spain, but fuck ya’ll. I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me and my toddler

Landrin201 ,
@Landrin201@lemmy.ml avatar

90% of your profile’s comments are in this thread

Either you seriously hate children to a ridiculous degree- in which case you need to see a therapist because this shit ain’t healthy- or you’re a troll.

I’m going with troll.

MYCOOLNEJM ,
@MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes, because I disagree, I automatically hate children and I’m brain damaged. Very smart argument 👍. And I just started commenting, so of course all of my comments are going to be here, since I’m arguing with you all and your lame ass excusees

thorbot ,

Yes I’ll just load my kids up into the car and drive across the fucking ocean to see my family.

mnemonicmonkeys ,

It won’t kill you to not go to Norway for a couple of years

Colour_me_triggered ,

I live in Norway. But sometimes it’s nice to leave for a few weeks.

Honytawk ,

It is also nice to not be on a plane with crying kids.

Colour_me_triggered ,

So buy your own plane…

PseudoSpock ,
@PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That would solve a lot of problems… You should get on that.

scubbo ,

Because, as we all know, the only way of travelling across the ocean is by plane.

ellie ,

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  • Honytawk ,

    It doesn’t take a month to travel by ship.

    Greta could do it in less than 2 weeks. And that was in a sailboat.

    itsJoelle ,

    Right?

    I just fly Delta cause parents can’t afford it 🤷 Problem solved.

    TheRealKuni ,

    I miss Delta. I always flew Delta, but my wife likes to be frugal.

    airlinefood ,

    Don’t be overdramatic. You’re allowed to travel but you’ve gotta accept that no one’s happy to see you.

    Lunic ,

    Well good, I accepted that long before I ever had kids!

    oregoncom ,
    @oregoncom@hexbear.net avatar

    The only people I’m not happy to see are insufferable r/childfree redditors who hate on literal children. If you hate babies there is something wrong with your brain.

    airlinefood ,

    I like kids, I don’t like sitting in a small metal box with the unavoidable sound of crying for hours though. Flying sucks enough as it is.

    Twink ,
    @Twink@hexbear.net avatar

    I’m glad you’re speaking up. This isn’t a black and white situation. Sometimes I’d travel by plane to a surgery or from one, was already in a lot of pain and sensitive and having a child scream through it all gave me panic attacks. When I’m on my best, I don’t mind but I’m disheartened by the absolute disregard people attacking those who speak up against children on planes have towards people with misophonia, whatever it may be induced by. Idk where those people get noise canceling earphones and earplugs to have the noise of children screaming non stop next to you be blocked by them.

    BlackNo1 ,

    yah please do no one wants your little shits around.

    vivadanang , in Show me what you got!
    mister_monster , in As an owner of children, I approve this message

    I’m gonna be unapologetically that person one day. Get into a tube full of stinky humans and complain that babies exist in the world. People need to get over themselves.

    DrM ,

    Especially now that Noise Cancelling headphones are everywhere and work as good as they do. Since I’ve got my Sony headphones a crying infant becomes only a really minor inconvenience

    Harrison ,

    While this reads like a Sony advert, I have to agree.

    MaoWasRight ,

    Children don’t only make noise. So noise canceling headphones only handle one possibility of the outcomes.

    MissJinx ,
    @MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

    Tbf I don’t think babies are the worst. They cry, but that’s it. The kids that can talk walk and kick you are. And also let’s always remember that the major anger is not about the kids but the lazy parents that think everyone else should suffer so that THEY don’t have to deal with it.

    mister_monster ,

    Well, someone not watching their kid while the kid harasses or kicks you is a different story.

    MissJinx ,
    @MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

    99% of the time that’s the case

    Kahlenar , in Top or bottom?

    When it gets cold it does some squats to warm up

    Draedron , in They say use whatsapp, they say use zoom

    Decentralised solutions will never be broadly accepted. People care about comfort and ease to use and centralized companies wiill always have the edge in this.

    mexicancartel OP ,

    I don’t necessarily need decentralised solutions. I just need free software solutions. There is much comfort and ease in apps like signal

    explodicle ,

    What about when being centralized allows the quality of the product to suffer?

    dragnucs , in Filters man

    So the struggle is worldwide!

    skycat , in Team Xavier

    Emotional damage

    whataboutshutup , in Milk creme

    They won’t tell you, but there are humans in underground farming facilities. That’s just what zootopians accepted as a necessary evil towards less inteligent species. Some even buy them as pets and crossbreed them to have funny features.

    SaltyIceteaMaker , in They say use whatsapp, they say use zoom

    For me it’s family and friends wich refuse to switch from whatsapp to signal for example

    dlok ,

    They don’t even have to switch just install it, I have multiple clients for different people and it doesn’t really effect me negatively other than remembering what to message people on

    SaltyIceteaMaker ,

    Sadly my friends won’t even do that. Don’t know about family but knowing them they also probably won’t. I expect rhem to not even understand why i want to switch

    radioactiveradio ,

    Then there’s governments banning encrypted messaging apps cuz all the heckkin terrorists are pro privacy and Foss I guess.

    covert_czar ,
    @covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Its almost like banning knifes

    Octopus1348 ,

    Fuck WhatsApp. All my homies use Signal.

    FluffyHulk ,

    Sadly all my homies still use WhatsApp. So it’s though for me to switch.

    woodenskewer ,
    @woodenskewer@lemmy.world avatar

    Maybe it’s because I don’t talk to that many people for it to seem significant, but is there an issue with just sending someone a standard text message?

    Noblesavage ,

    “Text message”? What are we - barbarians?

    Seriously though, using text messages these days means that inevitably you will encounter the green vs blue issue. Android and Apple phones don’t play nice with their text messages. Gods help you if you ever get into a group text message thread with multiple Android and Apple phones. Anytime an Apple user reacts to a message it’s sent as a separate text message, “John 🤣 to ‘Check out this meme’”

    At least with WhatsApp it puts everyone in the same texting playground.

    alvanrahimli ,

    This is such a bummer. Recently one of my friends started considering iPhone just because of this blue/green issue. I hate how big corps are trying their best to f*ck their users

    ultra ,

    laughs in beeper (iMessage on Android, RCS on iPhone, and other chat apps like WhatsApp and signal over Matrix bridges)

    WarMarshalEmu ,

    Saving this for later investigation. The idea of having a “middle man” for supposedly E2E encrypted messages seems skeevy to me though. Is it all open source?

    MBM ,

    Text messages cost money and only support text

    RaivoKulli ,

    And before someone says MMS, NO. Just, no. I never want to use that shit again.

    ultra ,

    RCS go brrr

    RaivoKulli ,

    Too little too late imo

    lunicoDee ,

    Those are not private at all, whatsapp, as a protocol (so basically xmpp) is pretty good using E2E. Facebook/Meta collects your metadata, but not the messages.

    ultra ,

    _meta_data

    RaivoKulli ,

    Nobody here uses text messages anymore. It’s just old tech I guess

    bitwolf ,

    The problem with texts is you cannot leave a group chat. So you’re at the mercy of the group to create a new one or forget about the chat.

    RaivoKulli ,

    I didn’t even think of that downside but yeah, that sucks

    alvanrahimli ,

    exactly. We are 6 guys, me and one other friend tried a lot, but just couldn’t :/

    maaha ,

    Hey there! Totally get where you’re coming from. The struggle is real when all your homies are still on WhatsApp. It’s like that one check on WhatsApp has become the universal symbol of connection, right? 😅 But hey, change is constant, and who knows, maybe the squad will make the jump together someday. Until then, we’ll ride the WhatsApp wave! 🚀

    Beeko , in As an owner of children, I approve this message

    This ass taking weird selfies in his first class seat looks so entitled

    jcit878 ,

    not gonna lie that guy has an incredibly punchable face

    doom_and_gloom , (edited )
    @doom_and_gloom@lemmy.ml avatar

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  • jcit878 ,

    there are quite a few people that have faces that just have a “punch me” written on them. he is one. I am not a violent person

    Syldon , in I want an easy to remember password
    @Syldon@feddit.uk avatar

    Every password should have more than 8 letters to be effective. Beef stew is not stroganoff.

    lowleveldata ,

    admin123 it is then

    NeroToro ,

    adminadmin gang

    Brisolo32 ,

    administrator gang

    whataboutshutup ,

    I’m glad password is 8 letters.

    idle ,
    @idle@158436977.xyz avatar

    Beef stew is not stroganoff would make a great password. Its long, has spaces and is easy to remember.

    flashgnash , in If everyone was spread out onto different instances, and communities were based all over the fediverse, the decisions of one instance would be less impactful.

    Think we need universal/transferrable accounts to make this happen. People, myself included will be concerned that if they sign up to a tiny instance someone’s hosting on a raspberry pi or something that it’ll just disappear without a trace one day and their account along with it

    If accounts were made portable I think a lot more people would disperse

    jonafire ,

    Would be great if you could set other instances to have a copy of your profile in case your main one disappears.

    SaltyIceteaMaker , in Don't do it

    Almost had me there… my phone was already at a 20° angle when i realised

    Honytawk , in Hey guys, why is it getting warmer? Did y'all leave the stove on?

    Well, science doesn’t care about their opinions.

    WtfEvenIsExistence OP ,

    Elections do care about their opinions, and elections have consequences. Very serious consequences.

    Adkml ,

    Not really in terms of climate change were totally fucked on that one no matter which party’s in power.

    Riyosha_Namae ,

    But only one party has any interest in doing something about it.

    Adkml ,

    No they don’t. One party says they’re for it, there’s just apparently literally nothing they can do about the people in their party who continuously stop them from doing it. Giving them a conve isn’t scapegoat for why they never do anything.

    Revan343 ,

    Relevant xkcd

    UlyssesT ,

    We have a scientist LARPer in this thread begging for Bitcoin, right now. Does that count?

    Riyosha_Namae ,

    Social science does.

    slazer2au , in Remember the days

    End of ze world

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