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Shortstack , in Friendly reminder

If this exists as a sticker you’d probably find it on the back of a stop sign in Portland

query , in They say use whatsapp, they say use zoom

Such a waste of public resources, to not develop (or fund) free and open tools for everyone, instead of paying for temporary licenses for closed software.

Mubelotix ,
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

Public money public code

icepuncher69 , (edited )

Well, we have tor

original_ish_name , in Ist Donald Trump ein Sexmonster?

I don’t even know German and know what this means

MajinBlayze ,
zipzoopaboop , in Milk creme

I remember popsicles, was there Ice cream?

MrFappy ,

My thoughts exactly.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The very first thing you see in the scene is an elephant scooping ice cream with his trunk.

youtu.be/cIfICkJw8dA

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EzekielJK ,

Yeah, in the same shop where they bought popsicles, an elephant was also scooping ice cream “with an ungloved trunk” as Judy points out while threatening to issue them a citation.

xilliah , in As an owner of children, I approve this message

Maybe private airplanes aren’t such a bad idea after all.

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

Yea good idea. This way I wouldn’t have to yeet the fetuses off the plane. They can cry all they want when the climate change accelerated by my use of private planes eventually kills them.

/jk

xilliah ,

You’ve made me see the good in climate change /s

razrabotka , in I will bear your burdens forever

Jeez, no need to call me out like that!

yoz , in Team Xavier

Bro Xavier is an absolute legend

nonfuinoncuro ,

Fuck xavier OG pakalu papito gang represent

nyakojiru , in As an owner of children, I approve this message
@nyakojiru@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Seems that everyone forgets they were kids once . I mean, we were not born adults and intolerant, right?..

Fjaeger ,

Tbh, I don’t have a single memory from when I was an infant.

Chariotwheel ,

Most babies are born crying and yelling for a manager, they're just bad at forming sentences.

Anamana ,

That’s so true lol

crossal ,
@crossal@lemmy.world avatar

Is it a Sync problem or a Lemmy problem that comments seem to be in wrong threads? 🤔https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/efef2c2c-c79f-42a4-95de-eec325bcebb7.jpeg

minikieff ,

Fine in Jerboa.

RealEarthHuman ,

That’s irrelevant. Yes, we were all kids once. That doesn’t make children any less annoying to travel with.

dopeshark ,
@dopeshark@lemmy.world avatar

I used to think that way until I had my own baby. I understand the parents a lot more now. We don’t bring our babies in flights/places to annoy anyone (some parents might do it, Idk :v). It’s a complicated situation where we want to stay with our loved ones and at the same time don’t be yelled by strangers who can’t handle baby noises, trust us, we try to calm them down, if we could, babies wouldn’t annoy so much, but they kinda have a mind of it’s own 🙂 (stubbornness at its peak) I don’t expect anything to change, specially in the terms lf having patience with strangers, but… idk :v

r00ty Admin ,
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I think perhaps you misunderstand. Most people don't think parents bring their kids along to deliberately disrupt travel. At least, I certainly hope that's not what people think.

But, intent is irrelevant. It doesn't stop it being annoying for some/many people.

As for the picture here. I suspect the reason more people are looking this way than usual. It looks to be a business class cabin. I know many people book business class because it more likely puts you at some distance from the noisier cabins. This looks like they probably have a dedicated business class boarding door. So they likely realise they're coming to sit in the same cabin.

If you book in economy, you're used to and expect it more, I think.

dopeshark ,
@dopeshark@lemmy.world avatar

The main point here was: parents wants their children to be quiet as much as strangers do

r00ty Admin ,
r00ty avatar

Yes, and I'm agreeing with you. But the animosity is a general illogical (but human) thinking of "Why did you bring them on MY flight?"

Like I say, when people reflect, they're not angry at the people, they're angry at the situation they're in. At least, I hope that's what normal people are doing.

riceandbeans161 ,

just stay home then

you chose to have children, in this day and age where all they’ll ever know is suffering and pain

so don’t make everyone else’s life worse because you just had to creampie someone.

Blank ,

Believe it or not, we’re not all despondent nihilists, hell bent on self fulfilling prophecies of negligent apocalypse incapable of empathy and compassion for those who still gently carry that same flame that brought us all here, not yet lulled like so many into a dark shroud of self doubt and loathing by gluttonous corporations who grow fat on the grief and despair of those who are content to take what is given and slip through life soundless and meak, refusing to create change, however individual, however small, so sure that three hundred thousand years of humanity is unquestionably doomed to the darkness you choose to wallow in.

Some of us want to fight and we love our kids (and yours) and this world, and yes, we even love you nihilists, and we’ll fight for you too.

pulsereaction ,

I’m one of those nihilists but it doesn’t mean I’m apathetic, it just means I’d rather help other people survive this shit than add another number to the count.

Also damn, are you the reincarnation of Hemingway or something? here I am checking out lemmy and you wrote a full on award winning post.

ArcticLynx ,

and we’ll fight for you too.

how will you fight for nihilists?

RoquetteQueen ,

Or like, you could stay home if normal things that happen in public bother you so much.

ArcticLynx ,

here’s a solution:

don’t take planes for a few years until the child doesn’t cry for no reason anymore

Anamana ,

And you think you didn’t annoy the fuck out of your own parents when you were one?

3TH4Li4 , (edited )
@3TH4Li4@feddit.ch avatar

That’s irrelevant. Yes, we were all kids once. That doesn’t make children any less annoying to travel with. Source: RealEarthHuman

Anamana , (edited )

Huh? Maybe you should reread my comment

Edit: I love it when people just downvote without providing context

Xariphon ,

One of the best things about moving here from the bad place was how their senseless, rabid hatred of young people didn't carry over. It's heartbreaking to see sentiments like this starting to spread.

GreenMario ,

Come on. It’s not that bad. Plus “maybe don’t take babies on plane trips” doesn’t equal “kill all babies” or “fuck Dem kids”. There are many subtle levels.

bermuda ,

I definitely recommend revisiting this post about 12 hrs later. It’s kind of wild in here. Saw a comment with 19 upvotes referring to children as “cum pets.”

Xariphon ,

I don't think I could bear it. Activism for the rights and freedoms of young people has been such a big part of my life for such a long time that that kind of anti-child attitude burns my soul.

toxicbubble ,

yes but they chose to have children

Enigma ,

Not anymore in some states.

mnemonicmonkeys ,

Except people don’t hate the babies for screaming on the plane. They blame the parents for bringing them on the plane.

Honytawk ,

I was never a kid on a plane, because I don’t have bad parents.

oregoncom ,
@oregoncom@hexbear.net avatar

I’m sorry your family was too broke to ever leave whatever shithole you come from. If your parents were good at your job you wouldn’t be threatening to hurt children.

kaupas24 , in Perfecto
@kaupas24@kbin.social avatar

Why does he look like Michael reeves but from the 80s

original_ish_name , in Whenvideos games tell you to press X

I propose we colour code it

feedum_sneedson , in Work of art

Talk about DSLs.

Kolanaki , in Whenvideos games tell you to press X
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

This has only ever fucked me up with a recent game because they use the colors of a PlayStation controller (which I am using) but the buttons are for Xbox. So when it said I needed to press X to finalize my character at creation, I kept pressing X and nothing was happening.

FiskFisk33 , in This is the way

no, fuck murder.

Don’t get me wrong, fuck poachers, but murder is never the solution, it just breeds escalated violence.

ramenshaman ,

Endangered-animal lives are much more precious to me than humans-who-are-willing-to-murder-endangered-animals lives, so I disagree.

Stumblinbear ,
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

What a great way to gun down any random civilian without proof of any wrongdoing. Just say they were poaching!

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Yeah that’s not how it works. Random citizens don’t traipse around the bush hunting for rhinos and elephants and such.

FiskFisk33 ,

I am more alluding to the risk of collateral

pm_boobs_send_nudes ,

Actually they tried the normal way, where they didn’t shoot and asked the poachers to surrender / tried to arrest them. But the rangers would get shot and the animals would continue to get poached.

Seeing this as a problem, a new executive order / law was passed allowing shoot at sight orders at national parks / protected zones.

Poaching has reduced, the number of rangers getting shot has reduced. The number of poachers getting shot has reduced (they don’t wanna fuck around anymore).

Overall it has increased peace.

psud ,

It’s not murder, it’s legal punishment. The poachers use gun violence against rangers, so it’s a reasonable escalation.

PosadistInevitablity ,
@PosadistInevitablity@hexbear.net avatar

It clearly says “on sight”

You don’t want to wait for them to shoot first, you just want to murder them.

No society on earth considers shooting on sight to be legal punishment

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

Murder is bad, but humans are the problem. And humans being stupid chaotic creatures, it often devolves in to dirty things like killing. You can say all you want about right and wrong but this is a messy situation and this is the solution they have been forced in to using, after trying the peaceful method for years

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

That’s a terrible and quite frankly untrue take

robocall , in I will bear your burdens forever
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

I always thought my phone was obese

MossyFeathers , in Hey guys, why is it getting warmer? Did y'all leave the stove on?

I’d like to point out that this gets weirder when you realize that logically, they’d only ask someone if oil and gas companies are responsible for climate change if the individual previously answered “yes” or “don’t know” to the question, “is global warming occuring”.

doggle ,

That would imply that anyone in the black on those bars either lied at some point, selected the wrong answer by mistake, or straight up didn’t understand the first question…

Spooky

Honytawk ,

I can see that happening though.

statist43 ,

But then again, do you want to have sb to vote in politics, who doesnt even understand an easy question?

Kichae ,

The first question asked about "global warming", the 2nd uses the phrase "climate change", and a significant percentage of the population -- and particularly Republican voters -- is made up of raging morons and brainwashed suckers.

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