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M68040 , in Hey guys, why is it getting warmer? Did y'all leave the stove on?
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It’s already a hundred ten in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter, I’m gonna kick your ass!” --Renee Descartes (1596-1650)

SnowBunting ,

Good thing they aren’t alive anymore to see the record breaking straight 30 day 110 plus heat in Phoenix, AZ.

JokeDeity , in I want an easy to remember password

Maybe it’s just to keep the obese out?

Syldon ,
@Syldon@feddit.uk avatar

As a member of the undertall society I find this offensive.

Well done.

traveler , in As an owner of children, I approve this message

If you’re going to travel, use ANC headphones instead of complaining about people’s children.

miz_nocturnal ,
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Agreed. I don’t have kids and I feel that it’s my responsibility to bring earplugs and headphones if I want a quiet flight.

traveler ,

I don’t have kids either, but I know having them isn’t easy at all, specially having them stuck in a plane for hours.

minikieff ,

ANC headphones don’t work against shrieking cum pets.

mnemonicmonkeys ,

Or maybe people shouldn’t bring toddlers on a plane. You don’t need a plane to have a perfectly fine vacation.

jcit878 ,

your second sentence is a solution for you too

mnemonicmonkeys ,

As if that’s a good reason to make a flight completely miserable

jcit878 ,

so you want freedom to fly but think others don’t. A+ hypocrisy

mnemonicmonkeys ,

You know how everyone has the right to free speech, but saying some things makes them an asshole? Same situation. Legally you’re allowed to bring babies on a plane to to a movie theater, but doing so makes you an asshole.

If you can’t understand that then you’re an entitled prick.

jcit878 ,

nah I just think complaining about I makes someone a wanker

Honytawk ,

If the option is between:

“Kicking out everyone except for the bad parent with noisy children”

or

“Kicking out the bad parent with the noisy children”

I know which option I would pick.

AeroLemming ,

That’s not how active noise cancelling works. Any difference in sound you may notice is either due to the headphones simply having good padding or due to the noise cancellation making things seem quieter in general because it will be effective at cancelling out the plane’s engines.

nomecks , in Good morning I choose puns.

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?

mexicancartel ,

A Cell with huge mitochondria?

obi_one ,

That’s what she said.

mexicancartel ,

Thats what I said too

mindlight ,

You she?

mexicancartel ,

Me who?

newIdentity ,

That’s would also be my guess

PatFussy ,

I was thinking the dots meant it would be

Ion transportation through a cell.

But yours is probably right

Waluigi , in If everyone was spread out onto different instances, and communities were based all over the fediverse, the decisions of one instance would be less impactful.

Can I move a community from one server to another or do I have to delete the old one and recreate it elsewhere? Because I have a community on .world and would like to move it somewhere else, probably feddit.de

simple , in I want an easy to remember password

I was recently in a cafe where you had to pay in order to use the internet. I kept trying popular passwords and got in for free… The password was admin.

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

What is this, 1997? They trying to bring back Internet cafes?

Hupf , in Perfecto

The dickhead.

amio , in Hey guys, why is it getting warmer? Did y'all leave the stove on?

Aren't there enough political "humor" communities?

WtfEvenIsExistence OP ,

Climate Change isn’t political, it’s a simple fact.

amio ,

You and I both know that. I'm just asking, aren't there better suited communities? Does everything need to be doom and gloom on a reasonably light-hearted memes community? It isn't a meme.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

I don’t see why the meme is doom and gloom.

bitsplease ,

I’m just asking, aren’t there better suited communities?

And we’re just answering - nope, this one is perfectly well suited - you can always block OP if you really can’t stand seeing this post on your timeline

It isn’t a meme.

It objectively is - it’s a slightly different take on the “The What” meme

Whether you think the meme is funny is a different matter - but I don’t see how you could argue it’s “not a meme”.

Riyosha_Namae ,

Given that the Republicans have adopted the stance that it’s not real and/or not our fault, I think it still counts as political. Even if it shouldn’t be.

WtfEvenIsExistence OP ,

Oh, so I guess video games are political since “viDeO gAmES cAuSE viOLenCE”. Everything is political, therefore all posts should go to the political community? 🤔

GreenMario , in Milk creme

Never saw the movie so I’m gonna assume humans in Zootopia are livestock. You can calculate the rest lol.

devfuuu ,

Hentai memories being triggered…

ElGosso ,
@ElGosso@hexbear.net avatar

I’m not just calculating it, I’m writing fanfiction about it

H2207 ,
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Well the main plot line is about some drug they use to make the animals go wild again, so that theory might not be too far from the truth.

radioactiveradio , in Breakfasts from around the world!

Spain: bull horns and dirt.

Taika , in Good morning I choose puns.

Damn I would have considered it below average humor if I didn’t know any better…

sarchar ,

Clearly you’re wrong. Just check the text at the bottom of the image, it plainly states the correct level of humor involved here.

nekahat , in As an owner of children, I approve this message
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I’ve been in a 10+ hour flight with 6 young children sitting next to and in front of me recently and It’d only make me look like an immature piece of shit if I were to complain because I have childhood memories about those kind of adults and that’s all what I thought of them back then.

June ,

The exception being when one of those kids is running around the plane spitting on people. Happened to me on a return trip from the Philippines. That was neat.

keepcarrot ,

I remember the main complaint against me was trying to fall asleep on the floor during a flight to Japan.

Zerush , in I want an easy to remember password
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

“admin” encryted change to

U2FsdGVkX1+9801xIiwBEo+mwvPNjc6wcGUlvLI9Gow=

Which is a really nice password

rgb3x3 ,

Doesn’t matter if someone just tries admin:admin.

Encryption only matters if you’re trying to get a password list. But admin:admin is the first try everyone uses when attempting to get into a system they’re not supposed to get into.

akamar , in I want an easy to remember password

He could install a firewall anytime

UlyssesT , in Milk creme

There’s an actually quite good Netflix show version of Puss in Boots that basically no one I know has watched that makes this gag.

The barmaid of San Lorenzo is a cow, and she isn’t just the (off-camera) provider of the protagonist’s leche, but she held ice packs to herself to prepare milkshakes one time. volcel-judge

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