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Lazylazycat , in I will bear your burdens forever
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doggle , in Whenvideos games tell you to press X

Especially wack considering two of those controllers are from the same company

Mothra , in Milk creme
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" Then* "

Until we meet again…

Mothra , in homework
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I don’t understand a word in chinese, but I hope they did a good job. I’d love to know what it says.

ElHopanessRomtic ,
esadatari ,

IIRC from the reddit thread i saw it in, someone translated it, and it is 100% accurate and talks about building a life for his family out in the west, building the railroads. the work is hard but the people are good to me. i wish you all well and miss you much. that kinda thing.

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

I have a 2nd grade level of understanding if you want to read my other comment. 😅

Ravi , in homework
ElPussyKangaroo ,

The “let me do it for you” of Lemmy

randint ,
@randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

“lemmy do it for you”

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

I’m not a fan of Google’s ad and privacy practices but damn they’ve built some really amazing stuff.

ilost7489 ,

Googles translation software is definitely pretty cool. I’ve been able to use it to talk with people who couldn’t speak English before (although not the most coherently) which is pretty cool when the alternative is not being able to speak to each other

WtfEvenIsExistence , in homework

Aha lets test my Chinese skills.


<span style="color:#323232;">My life over here is terrible.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Work environment is not very good (or not very bad, too blurry for me to read), benefits are few
</span><span style="color:#323232;">But don't need to worry, every day has about 10 people getting heavily injured
</span><span style="color:#323232;">But I am very careful
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I opened a small store, bussiness is not [unknown character]
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Although I am not very familiar with English, but can still [Idk what this part says]
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Can understand the words those white people speak
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Hope I can [find a better life here?] I will work hard here, and
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Will be careful with my body (becareful with not injuring my body)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Are you (plural) still good?
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Very miss you (plural), wish we can meet again
</span>

That’s my 2nd grade level understanding of Chinese 😅

(I am a former citizen of China, if you are curious how I know this. Now I am a US Citizen. Haven’t spoken Mandarin or written in Chinese for 10+ years. I speak Cantonese at home not Mandarin)

Falafels ,

I’m impressed you remember it! Unless you’re in 3rd grade now, in which case it’s not as impressive.

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

On the internet, nobody knows you’re a third-grader 😉

Hey you know what’s weird. I can remember a language I haven’t used for 10+ years, yet I can’t remember my Bitwarden password 2 days after changing it. 🥲

jarfil ,

All this 24/7 surveillance and user tracking, they can pinpoint whether you’re a 3rd grader now.

Back in the day…

https://beehaw.org/pictrs/image/2b2dd887-f446-4ceb-9255-3a8f0abce5a3.webp

Dettweiler42 ,

Here’s Google’s translation. Knowing zero Chinese myself, you did very well.

I live very poorly here.
The working environment is unbearable and the benefits are lacking.
But don’t worry, only about + people are seriously injured every day,
And I am also very careful. We opened a small shop, and the business is doing well.
Although I don’t know English very well, I can understand a little
Understand what those white people are saying.
I hope I can get ahead! I will work hard here, and
Be careful, physically.
How are you?
Miss you very much, hope we can meet again.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f63dbc88-ac42-416c-a857-14228f983abd.png

MossyFeathers ,

It’s been so long since I studied any Mandarin that I remember almost nothing of it, but I find it really funny that Google translate somehow fucked up translating one of the easiest characters to learn.

For context, “+” is the character for 10.

NorthWestWind ,
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You’re very close! I’ll make some edits.


<span style="color:#323232;">1  My life over here is terrible.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">2  Work environment is not very good (yes you're correct), benefits are few
</span><span style="color:#323232;">3  But don't need to worry, every day has only about 10 people getting heavily injured,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">4  and I am very careful.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">5  We opened a small store, business is not bad.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">6  Although I am not very familiar with English, I can still sometimes 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">7  (This line is adding a word to the previous line)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">8  understand what the white people (we meant westerners) are saying. (Line 6 to 8 are parts of the same sentence)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">9  Hope I can get some fame here! I will work hard here, and
</span><span style="color:#323232;">10 will be careful with my health
</span><span style="color:#323232;">11 Are you (plural) still good?
</span><span style="color:#323232;">12 Very miss you (plural), wish we can meet again
</span>

(I am a Hongkonger, speaking Cantonese since the day I was born. The other translations using translation software aren’t accurate because there is an added character at line 7.)

randint ,
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Hi there Hongkonger.

qaopjlll , in homework

The Biden administration is now investigating whether this student’s homework assignment constitutes a threat to national security

riodoro1 , in Android vs IOS

At least i dont have to (cant) use chromium on iOs.

Jacobp100 , in Android vs IOS

Didn’t google only recently get the ability to block apps access to stuff like your camera, microphone, files etc? That was in iOS over a decade ago

KazuyaDarklight ,
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No, the app permissions prompts for those things have been around forever, they aren’t remotely new.

heimchen ,

Its just now possible to turn it off for all apps with one swipe and on click. Like I know WhatsApp need Microphone access for voicemail, but I can turn off the access for all apps with one click and turn it one for all apps with access when I need it

madkarlsson ,

No, its been there for about the same time ios. A few years ago now they changed it so that the permissions are asked for from inside the app (when X is used) instead of when installing if that is what you are thinking about

SoyaSuki , in Top or bottom?
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The one on the right is the bottom. Left one is top.

frippa , in Show me what you got!
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taiyang , in As an owner of children, I approve this message

I have a dysfunctional baby. We took an 8 month old on a plane to Japan because of a family tragedy and she freaking got excited when we hit turbulence and when we landed. Five other babies lost their shit but my kids all giggling.

Actually, she also lost her shit in a literal way, Jesus fucking Christ the amount of poop that came out after the pressure change or someone. Ain’t nobody talks about that but all babies shit their pants at landing— pretty sure.

GreenMario ,

Get her a dirt bike and a ramp. You may have a future stunt woman on your hands.

PseudoSpock , in As an owner of children, I approve this message
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Please don’t fly with your kids, especially babies, and if you do, please for the love of all that might be holy, don’t do it in business and first class!

Colour_me_triggered ,

Rich people deserve to suffer. Always fly first class with your kids and give them caffeine pills before the flight.

GreenMario ,

Based and energy pilled.

PseudoSpock ,
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People in business class or first class are almost never rich. Sky mile programs, travel credit card point programs, gaming point relationships between airlines and affiliates can make business and first quite affordable. And for when it can’t be affordable, if someone is paying for it, it’s not usually for luxury. I try to always send my wife at least business class so she is treated MUCH more as a human being than she normally has been in coach, as she is a minority and disabled. Rich people charter planes or own them. Those in business class are usually people who just plan ahead better than you. And if you’re jealous of that, then you’re a jealous piece of something.

abc ,
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People in business class or first class are almost never rich. Sky mile programs, travel credit card point programs, gaming point relationships between airlines and affiliates can make business and first quite affordable.

person who flies so much they are able to game point relationships between airlines and affiliates: actually I am living in poverty and not what you’d call rich. 🤡 🤡 🤡

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Firipu ,
@Firipu@startrek.website avatar

Please don’t leave your house, and if you do, please for the love that might be holy don’t do it in areas actually inhabited by people.

PseudoSpock ,
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Please tell that to parents who can’t keep their kids polite in public. Being a child is not an excuse to be a monster.

kneel_before_yakub ,
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Babies cry. It’s what they fucking do, you misanthrope

PseudoSpock ,
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That’s why you keep them at home.

oregoncom ,
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Your parents not letting you go outside is why you grew up into a redditor manchild who whines about literal babies. Your presence is 1000% more irritating than any baby. I’d tell you to stay at home but you never leave the basement anyways.

mister_monster ,

I’m going to do it and then laugh at your annoyance.

PseudoSpock ,
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Up to you. May or may not go well for you. While I won’t do anything to you except an unkind look, you don’t know who else we’re flying with and what they might be going through. You really want to risk you or your child’s well being just be right? Have you seen the crazy’s on planes lately? I’ll tell you this, if someone does read you the riot act or worse, I sure as hell won’t come to your aid. And despite wanting to film such a happening to see you miserable or worse, I won’t, because I won’t want to contribute to giving you evidence you could use against your attacker(s). If you think it’s terrible I wouldn’t try to protect your baby, not my fault you were such a terrible parent that the child would have been better off being aborted than being your child.

mister_monster ,

If someone attacked me or my child on a plane I would fuck them up real bad.

PseudoSpock ,
@PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

While we popcorn and watch your inflight entertainment.

Honytawk ,

Ah, so you are as unmannered as your kids, good to know.

ShrimpsIsBugs ,

Lol. I’m also not the biggest fan of children, but what are the parents supposed to do? Not having vacation? Leave them home alone? Throw them out the window on the drive to the airport?

_CottonCandyUnicorn_ ,

Don’t have vacations or visit family even if it’s for a wedding or funeral. Stay inside your house until your kids graduate high school to be sure. Having a life is not worth the possibility of inconveniencing other people for a few hours every so often. You’re ruining other people’s lives if you do so.

riceandbeans161 ,

get a sitter. If you can afford a holiday, budget for a sitter.

Or don’t have holidays until the snot factories are old enough to behave if you can’t afford a sitter. You chose to have children.

Firipu ,
@Firipu@startrek.website avatar

Let’s see who will pay for your retirement and medical care eventually… (unless if you live in that US hellscape ofcourse)

CaptFeather ,

If that’s all you’re having kids for please do not have kids.

Firipu ,
@Firipu@startrek.website avatar

Oh yeah, one hundred percent. The only reason I got kids was to make sure they can take care of my retirement.

Just as I’m taking care of my parents. I have totally absolutely 100% not broken off all contact with them because of their shitty behaviour. No sir, absolutely not.

CrabLord ,
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Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

SuddenDownpour ,

If you’re having kids with the express intent that they care for you when you’re old, you’re already doing it wrong.

riceandbeans161 ,

well most likely be dead before anyone under 30 reaches that age.

Enigma ,

Yes, because it’s perfectly normal to leave your young kids with strangers for a couple weeks while you go on holiday, or visit family.

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  • Enigma ,

    For a night, for a couple days maybe but for weeks? Hell no, that is not what babysitters are for. And you’re delusional if you think so. A parent who leaves their kids with a stranger for weeks is not a good parent and could be brought up on child abandonment charges.

    CaptFeather ,

    Then don’t go on vacation until they’re old enough to be well behaved lmao

    Enigma ,

    The same can be said for adults.

    CaptFeather ,

    Couldn’t agree more lol

    coaxil ,

    Why do you need to fly for vacation? When did flying for vacation become mandatory?

    Enigma ,

    It’s not. But it’s much easier to deal with kids on a 2hr flight than it is to deal with them on a multiple day drive. And just because I have kids doesn’t mean I have to choose the more difficult option. I say this as a parent who has driven across the country with my kids, multiple times.

    ArcticLynx ,

    But it’s much easier to deal with kids on a 2hr flight than it is to deal with them on a multiple day drive

    “I’ll make everyone’s flight miserable because I don’t want to experience the bad consequences of my choices”

    And just because I have kids doesn’t mean I have to choose the more difficult option.

    you did choose the more difficult option the moment you chose to have children. having children comes with inconveniences and because that’s your choice to have children you have to deal with the consequences, not others

    Enigma ,

    Lmao yes, I have to make my life more difficult because I chose to have kids. That makes perfect sense.

    ArcticLynx ,

    ‘your choices, your consequences’

    not ‘your choices, everyone else’s consqeuences’

    it isn’t that hard to understand is it? your entitlement is insane

    Enigma ,

    Lmao dude. Get off your high horse. Your comfort doesn’t trump mine and vice versa. If anyone is entitled here, it’s you, believing that parents have to always go out of their way to make sure everyone else is comfortable just because they have kids and you don’t.

    ArcticLynx ,

    parents have child => parents are inconvinienced by child => others who have nothing to do with parents and their child should be inconvenienced instead of the parents

    following your logic, complete strangers should have to pay the kindergarten for your child. after all just because you chose to have children doesn’t mean that you have to be inconvenienced (by paying money for it) and others don’t, right?

    Enigma ,

    First of all dipshit, you do pay for kindergarten. Via taxes. What are you, 12?

    Like I said, my comfort doesn’t trump yours and your comfort doesn’t trump mine. Either deal with the fact that kids will be on flights or stop flying. Or become a member of congress and try to pass a law barring kids from planes.

    ArcticLynx ,

    First of all dipshit, you do pay for kindergarten. Via taxes. What are you, 12?

    of course tax money is used to pay for kindergarten too but at least in my country you pay something like 15 euros per day yourself

    also, I could’ve said babysitter too. or clothes. or food. or something else, it doesn’t matter. my point still stands

    Like I said, my comfort doesn’t trump yours and your comfort doesn’t trump mine. Either deal with the fact that kids will be on flights or stop flying.

    Like I said, your choice your discomfort and my chioce my discomfort. Either deal with the fact that cartain choices have consequences or make different choices

    seriously tho, you’re making your self-made problem everyone else’s

    that’s like me burning my car and saying “yeah I made the choice to burn my car and I knew of the consequences, but why should only I have to pay for the damage and not others as well? their comfort doesn’t trump mine”

    coaxil ,

    You require a multiple days drive for a vacation?

    Enigma ,

    Oh, I was speaking for other people. I’ve never actually been on a vacation.

    CaptFeather ,

    They can pick a vacation where they don’t have to fly… They chose to have kids and that comes with a lot of baggage.

    veng ,

    Why would they care about your opinion enough to not go on holiday where they want? If you want to fly without the chance of noisy kids then fly first class, or better still, private jet.

    No? Can’t afford? Suck it up then lol, people are going to live their lives regardless of a bit of noise that you can easily cancel out with headphones.

    ArcticLynx ,

    No? Can’t afford? Suck it up then lol, people are going to live their lives regardless of a bit of noise that you can easily cancel out with headphones.

    hell yeah, fuck them poor people

    CaptFeather ,

    Lmao How about the parents suck it up and choose a different vacation where they’re not subjecting the public to their terrors? I didn’t choose to have kids, I should not have to put up with other people’s kids. Too many people have kids who have no business being parents.

    jcit878 ,

    last flight I was on had a crying kid and a guy who kept trying to slip booze into his coffee and had to be confronted several times.

    guess who was the most annoying one.

    point is, flying fucking sucks, most mature adults realise this and just get through it despite the discomfort. complaining about it like an entitled prick demanding certain people can’t fly is frankly pathetic

    CaptFeather ,

    Screaming children are half the reason flying sucks. If your kid does not do well in public, pick another vacation or have someone watch them. Part of the responsibility that comes with having kids.

    PseudoSpock ,
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    Usually, yes. Stay home or have a sitter or nanny. If it’s a family emergency or tragedy, benedryl for the child before the flight. Do NOT change the child outside of the plane’s lavatory. Premium economy, not business class, as premium has some perks for bringing your baby, is more affordable than business class. Daytime flights if possible. Red-eye’s people want to sleep. Be prepared, binkies, blankets, diapers, quiet toys, etc. Try to fly when you will have the most energy, hard to parent if you yourself are sleeping from exhaustion. (not always a choice, we know.) Insure your flight. If the baby is sick, colic, or especially if it has inner ear problems, don’t go or again, arrange care for the child. No need to make the baby suffer, and in turn making you and everyone else miserable, too. Many people will not be kind if the child wasn’t feeling well and kept them up 14 hours, which will be hard on you in addition to your own exhaustion.

    foksmash ,

    If you have to fly business with the rest of the poors that can’t afford a private jet, you don’t get to complain.

    Flyberius ,
    @Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

    don’t do it in business and first class!

    Lol. If you’re wasting those sums of money to fly, I hope you do get noisy kids right next to you.

    PseudoSpock ,
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    Here are some reasons for business class and first class:

    • Certainly treated better by staff when flights are delayed or cancelled - They took excellent care of my wife and her food and lodging needs when her flight was disrupted by a volcanic eruption at her intended destination.
    • The airline lounge - food, drinks and comfortable places to wait while stuck at airports
    • More and heavier checked bag allowance - Super important if bringing things to family
    • Laying down on long international flights to sleep
    • Most importantly, if you are a person of colour or disabled, the staff treat you a hell of a lot better - Shouldn’t have to pay more to be treated like a human being, but on a lot of airlines, you do

    So it’s not a waste, especially when my wife is flying alone 7600km, 10,500km, and even 11,700km as both a person of colour and a disabled person to deal with family tragedies. For you to want to screw with people for that… Yeah, don’t care for you.

    Flyberius ,
    @Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

    There’s plenty of people who have to do all of that and don’t have crazy amounts of money to blast on a plane ticket. My heart is not bleeding. And all this over someone bringing a child on a plane.

    PseudoSpock ,
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    Children are usually fine. Let me be more specific. Babies. Babies are often a problem on flights. Often it’s because of the cabin pressure hurting their ears because of their under developed eustachian tubes. All babies? no. But a lot of them. Learn how to help manage the child’s ear pain if you must bring them. Otherwise, you’re just being mean to your baby.

    As for your plenty of people / heart not bleeding comment. Nice to meet you, Karen.

    raven ,

    What should people do exactly? FedEx their kids?

    Yes, PSA bring teething toys and gum if your child is old enough to help equalize their ear pressure that’s fine, but kids are people too and they have a right to travel with their parents. The flying experience is aggressively uncomfortable and kids complaining isn’t even the half of it.

    PseudoSpock ,
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    No. Just don’t go. You chose to raise a child, part of that includes not dragging them where they don’t belong until they are old grown enough to behave. If you have to go, arrange care for the child while you are gone if they aren’t mature enough yet. Bringing a baby on a plane says, “I refuse to pay money to take responsibility for my choosing to have a child, so I’ll bring it with me and put that burden on everyone trapped with me on a plane.” Gee thanks.

    Flyberius ,
    @Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

    Could you just not go instead?

    PseudoSpock ,
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    Funny.

    Adkml ,

    Thanks for explaining to everybody why you deserve to be treated better than everyone else because you have more money.

    PseudoSpock ,
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    I don’t. Paycheck to paycheck. Learn to use the tools of airline mile programs, credit cards with points, and airline mileage affiliate programs. Use your brain, not your money.

    Adkml ,

    K I did all that and decided with my brain I’m gonna bring my kid too and I don’t give a shit if the rich assholes in first class complain even if they insist they’re “paycheck to paycheck” after airing a list of grievances about how they hate having to interact with plebs on an airplane.

    I mean seriously you said in another post rich people own planes. If everybody who doesnt own a plane isn’t rich I’m gonna go ahead and say you’re completely out of touch.

    PseudoSpock ,
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    I said charter or own. Wealthy people often charter. Who said anything about interacting with plebs? This thread is about mother freaking babies on this mother freaking plane! :) Now, if you think the definition of plebeian is just someone who has a crotch goblin traveling with them, that’s a totally different problem for another post. Your assumption first class is only for the rich is in error. It might be someone with some savings, but very likely not rich. What is your definition of rich?

    Now, as to you being angry and just wanting to use your child to piss off other people, keep that doing that. See how that goes for ya. While rare, parents have gotten themselves banned from airlines for being terrible people. Let’s see if you fit that bill.

    dat_math ,

    Really putting the pseudo in pseudospock, there lol

    PseudoSpock ,
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    What, did you think I was the real McCoy? ;)

    SuddenDownpour ,

    I’m going to go with the very opposite opinion. Don’t fly with your kids, especially babies, but if you do, do it ONLY in business and first class. Working class people have enough shit without having to deal with your baby.

    PseudoSpock ,
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    Uh, we’re working class people who are paying to avoid your baby.

    lowleveldata , in I will bear your burdens forever

    My phone that has 512GB internal storage and a SD card slot be like

    bernieecclestoned , in homework

    Use video, horizon readings?

    zakobjoa ,
    @zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

    Horizon readings. You know, flock of ravens crossing the setting sun left to right… That means Chinese immigrants had a shit time. The omens have spoken.

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