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SadSadSatellite , in I hate brioche buns!

Burgers are greasy, that doesn’t bother me. Brioche buns are sweet and too thick, that’s what bothers me.

Stop putting sugar in everything. I don’t want a sweet Burger

Imgonnatrythis ,

Fuckin commie right here. Probably not even doing your part supporting big pharma by buying insulin. This guy probably puts less than two pumps of syrup is his morning coffee. I hope a bald eagle craps on your Chinese electric car guy.

ayyy ,

GodCorn save the QueenGod-Emperor!

Bigoldmustard ,

I treat myself because I deserve it. Keeps me focused on working to pay off the treats.

MeowZedong ,
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True communism is drinking Diet Coke instead of regular Coke.

SadSadSatellite ,

our Chinese electric car

LordGimp , in Important Choices

Needs the “we care ❤️ 🌈” flag on the right side in the rubble somewhere

BallsandBayonets ,

That was painted on the side of the missiles sold to the genociders.

thenextguy , in I hate brioche buns!
KingThrillgore , in Complicit
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Sure keep calling me the bad guy for picking the lesser evil. Maybe if you keep doing it enough, Lemmy will get more users.

lengau , in Important Choices

So what do you suggest we do about it?

yogthos OP ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s up to you all to figure out how to stop doing a genocide. Other people can’t solve your problems.

lengau ,

Well thanks for that I guess. Voting Harris and protesting against the genocide still seem like the most effective combination of actions with my very minimal power.

moshtradamus666 , in I hate brioche buns!

That’s not the point of burgers in buns.

I hope this helps.

Stalinwolf ,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

(OP imagining the invention of the hamburger)

“HOW EVER CAN WE EAT THIS GLISTENING PUCK OF MEAT WITHOUT GETTING OUR HANDS ALL GREASY?!”

general_kitten ,

The sandwich was created* by Lord Sandwich in the 18th century when he wanted to gamble and eat at the same time without having his hands dirty

The story sounds a lot like the gary chess meme but it is more true

*well technically by his butler and it is not verifiable if he was the first but at least the name comes from there

dsilverz , in Important Choices
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As a Brazilian, I can unfortunately relate to the exact same scenario…

https://thelemmy.club/pictrs/image/61a73670-b6e2-4622-93a3-31aaba33954b.jpeg

10_0 , in I hate brioche buns!

Fuck you, brioche buns are the best and its the burger meats fault for being greasey

dsilverz , in Putting the AI in 'reading rAInbow'
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Although I’m used to write long detailed replies and comments, what possibly saves me from being accused of being some LLM is the fact that English is not my main language, so I often commit concordance/typo mistakes. LLMs are too “linguistically perfect”. In a world where the Dead Internet Theory (i.e. there are few humans left in a bot-filled internet) is more and more real, human mistakes seem to be the only way to really distinguish between a bot and a human.

shneancy ,

is occasionally going feral and unhinged still something that proves i’m a human on the Internet? or has my job been taken again? :(

skulblaka ,
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We’re currently on GPT-4… You should look up what happened to GPT-1 through 3. If I remember right GPT-2 in particular was ruined by a bad feedback loop that ended up locking it into only writing the most disgusting, vile smut you could think of in response to any query. Not sure what happened to the others but frankly speaking I don’t think “feral rampancy” is off the table here.

Rubisco ,

Was this before or after the 3rd season of Westworld?

shneancy ,

😔 whack

dsilverz ,
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For now. When robots get to feel or merely exhibit wrath, even occasionally, there will be no reason for us humans to prove our humanity anymore (because we’d be screwed at the first robotic wrath exhibition anyways 🤷‍♂️)

BCsven ,

Yes, i heard a quote “LLM could pass the turing test, but eventually they won’t” due to starting to be too good at replies and humans will know its AI.

AquaTofana , in Sir, the water cooler is not heavy machinery

Literally every Enlisted member ever.

riquisimo , in Putting the AI in 'reading rAInbow'

How do you “use cool words” while reading? You’re reading words someone else wrote? Are you reading a script you wrote out loud to others or something? Are people accusing you of being an AI to your human face?

…was this meme made by an AI??

Nuke_the_whales , in Putting the AI in 'reading rAInbow'

If you use the word “opportunity” I’m out

gmanlikescheese , in I hate brioche buns!
ynthrepic , in I hate brioche buns!
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When did Ciabatta buns go out of vogue?

FryHyde ,

I adore ciabatta, but it’s way too chewy to make a good burger bun

ynthrepic ,
@ynthrepic@lemmy.world avatar

The light crispy stuff though. It’s still common in NZ. Love it.

spongebue ,

Hard bread with hard ingredients (like meat chunks or salami), soft bread with soft ingredients (like egg salad). I’d call a burger medium soft, and ciabatta is too hard for that

ynthrepic ,
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I guess it’s not the Ciabatta I know. Light on the inside, crispy on the outside.

Skyline969 , in I hate brioche buns!
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Potato buns are where it’s at. Light, soft, it lets the burger ingredients do the talking.

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