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SkeletonQueen , in But if Gizbak stops maintaining his Summoning Circle tomes, the whole world of magic will fall apart

So they’d be like cobol developers? From what I know that is basically magic to keep it running

ChronosTriggerWarning , in Sir, the water cooler is not heavy machinery

“You say it was an everything bagel?”

“That’s right.”

“And that explains the weed and coke?”

“Yes.”

“Then where’s the opium and meth…?”

KingThrillgore ,
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“Right? I’m still asking why they didn’t include Ketamine and a kitchen sink.”

ChronosTriggerWarning ,

“You should ask for a refund.”

w2tpmf ,

Because ketemine has an extremely short half-life and isn’t detectable very long after use.

Karyoplasma ,

They found opium, hence the initial poppy seed excuse.

ChronosTriggerWarning ,

Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.

taiyang , in Putting the AI in 'reading rAInbow'

I fucking swear and make up words too much to be called an AI online, but my sixth and seventh fingers on my abnormally twisted right hand have made it hard to avoid such accusations when seen in person.

Hackworth ,
shneancy ,

but forgot a button hole, we can still fight them, though the battles are getting harder

JusticeForPorygon , in I hate brioche buns!
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Because they’re fucking delicious that’s why

cyborganism ,

Fuckin’ A.

Track_Shovel ,
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This luddite can go kick rocks. Brioche or bust

JusticeForPorygon ,
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I’ve heard potato buns are also good, though I’ve never had them myself.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Can be… Never order to go, they are quite hydrophilic and get soggy easier.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Tater buns are top-tier for backyard bbq in my book.

But also, I am an absolute unrepentant slut for pretzel buns 🤤

tophneal ,

potato bread/buns are great! Try it if you ever get a chance

Dkarma ,

Wait, can we also accept pretzel? They’re pretty good.

Organichedgehog ,

A good pretzel bun is fantastic. But 9 times outta 10 is some stale, too-dense, chewy monstrosity of disappointment

CaptKoala ,

Spot on sir.

Toribor , in But if Gizbak stops maintaining his Summoning Circle tomes, the whole world of magic will fall apart
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If magic was real, expert magic users would not trust it at all.

“Haha yeah I mostly do transfiguration magic but I do some evocation too occasionally. No I don’t eat any transfigured food or do any of that at home or anything honestly I’m surprised it works at all.”

SpaceNoodle ,

Right, so literally computer security

ThePyroPython , in I hate brioche buns!

You dislike brioche buns because they’re greasy.

I dislike brioche buns because they’re overused by chefs that don’t know how to pair sweet bread with savoury meats.

We are not the same.

Ghyste ,
chonglibloodsport ,

Thank you. Brioche buns are an abomination used by the fast food industry to trigger sugar reward signals and make their burgers just a bit more addictive. They’re not used with any good intentions whatsoever.

gramathy ,

Fast food doesn’t use brioche that I’m aware of

chonglibloodsport ,

McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Burger King. I googled them all with the word brioche and there was news for all of them.

Yurgenst ,

Po-tay-to! Boil em, mashed em, bake em into burger buns.

Sterile_Technique ,
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RootBeerGuy ,
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Don’t let the Germans read that!

HerrVorragend , (edited )
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Too late.

I am offended beyond belief

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Mr_Blott ,

BRIOCHE IS CAKE

ShinkanTrain , in I hate brioche buns!
Cysioland , in Sir, the water cooler is not heavy machinery
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Is the US that dystopian that people get drug tested outside of “responsible” jobs?

jollyrogue ,

Yes. 🤣

The poor kid bagging groceries gets drug tested more than I do.

InputZero ,

Actually most “responsible” jobs won’t drug test because it becomes too difficult to find people who are experienced enough to take on that responsibility. If they did they wouldn’t be able to staff a shift. As long as they’re well enough to do their work everyone will look the other way.

On the other hand, jobs where the employee is easily replaceable will be more likely to be drug tested. There are people literally begging for the chance at a paycheck. It’s not really about safety or morals and more about employers maintaining authority over employees.

JasonDJ ,

Only for low-wage jobs. IME it’s rare for office workers to get drug tested.

MentalEdge , in I hate brioche buns!
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I feel personally attacked!

Besides, I actually opt not to coat them in butter, which means they are very much not greasy.

Most recipes tell you to smear melted butter on them right out the oven, but you don’t have to.

Dkarma ,

You mean egg wash???

MentalEdge ,
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No. That goes on before the oven.

morbidcactus ,

Seriously, cinnamon rolls (at least the ones I make) are brioche and while the dough is pretty heavily butter reinforced, I wouldn’t ever use greasy to describe them after baking even after frosting.

Brioche isn’t supposed to be cloyingly sweet either, supposed to be subtle, I’ve done rolls like these from king Arthur, added sugar is 7.5% of flour.

JasonDJ , in The hulkster won't stand for fair wages BROTHERRRR

He’s Peter Thiel’s plaything ever since he bankrolled his suit against Gawker.

Fucking Thiel is set to take over the world. Him and his old buddies Musk and Zuck.

It’s soooooo fucking obvious, too. These guys are legit the globalist elite that the conservatives have warned about for decades and they are fleecing them while they beg for more. How the fuck did we get here?

octopus_ink , in I hate brioche buns!

It’s an entirely different level of mess you’d get on your hands eating a burger without a bun vs with a brioche bun. And anyhow, how are you getting all the fixins to stay in place without a bun? THAT is the primary purpose of the bun, IMO.

myster0n ,

He’s not against buns, he’s against brioche buns

octopus_ink ,

I realize that, but his objection is predicated on the “entire point” of a bun being to avoid greasy hands. I contend that is not the entire point, and that the brioche bun is not inferior with regard to the “entire point” of a bun.

NigelFrobisher ,

Also, because a burger without a bun is like having a sandwich without the bread.

flamingo_pinyata , in I hate brioche buns!

You get burgers which are possible to eat with hands?

NigelFrobisher ,

Truth. They’re so overstuffed and sloppy they have to put a stake through the middle to hold it together, and you end up eating it with a knife and fork.

RisingSwell ,

Used to be a place near me that had a knife in the middle so you could cut it in half. Top tier burger, but if it were any taller I wouldn’t be able to eat it properly

gasgiant , in I hate brioche buns!

So you know brioche buns should be ever so slightly sticky, but a sweet sticky, right?

Not to ruin your favourite burger place but maybe you should just buy some buns from a bakers and then see what they’re like fresh.

At the moment there are two options. You can’t quite tell the difference between brioche sticky and greasy sticky or your burger place manages to get grease all over your buns.

How good are they overall? Do you want to know the answer?

Edit: Damn it came to me just too late. At the moment you’re stuck in Heisenberg’s buns. Do you want to resolve that?

disguy_ovahea ,

You’re right. The “shininess” of a brioche is from the egg wash.

GoOnASteamTrain , in I hate brioche buns!

I love them because of a sesame allergy! Worry free brioche for the me! :)

9point6 , in I hate brioche buns!

I’m fine with a brioche bun, they’re upper tier buns

But don’t stack a load of stuff in there to the point the brioche disintegrates under the heft of it

That’s why we have the pretzel bun

(Likewise, don’t use a pretzel bun if you’re not gonna load it up, that bun needs grease for balance)

proudblond ,

Yes! Pretzel buns are the superior bun for holding a burger in your hands. Definitely needs moisture from the other ingredients though. Also they have great flavor. I’m personally not particularly fond of the overly sweet brioche buns.

NegativeInf ,

Give me pretzel buns (with large grains of salt) or give me death!

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