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SsxChaos , in this is how it ACTUALLY works
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I worked on nightshifts for three years and I tell you what it’s literally crazy how your brain would function at night I be on party mode all time just vibing at random times, what I like the most about it is the calm everything is quite it just feels good man unlike the morning shifts there’s just too many humans in the morning too much noise aches my head and be really free at work in morning shifts unlike nightshifts where the boss is always asleep not caring to take notes I put the headset on and crazy time starts.

Although I quit after 3 years of work because I literally discovered that from too much coffee over the years I now can vibrate my hands so now I’m using the money I collected to study engineering and get a normal job in a normal shift it’s healthier that way or so my doctor said.

BaumGeist , in Putting the AI in 'reading rAInbow'

When I was young, people (read: other kids) would accuse me of being pretentious for using vocab words. I learned to dull down my speech to please them, and lost most of my vocabulary in the process. Now i talk nurmal lik ery1 else

loaExMachina ,

Same. Or rather, people just said I spoke strangely without elaborating. Once a girl told me I spoke as if I was writing a book, which made me understand better.

anindefinitearticle , in I hate brioche buns!

Let them eat brioche!

ekZepp , in Cheese
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StopJoiningWars ,
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That dog is shitting all over the sofa soon.

gnutrino , in Cheese

Me too pup, me too.

StormWalker , in Important Choices

There is a lot of truth in this picture. 2 sides, both shit for humanity. It’s a big problem really… Divide and conquer tactic… proven tactic.

loaExMachina , in I hate brioche buns!

The fatter the buns, the more they block water, and thus the longer you have before the bottom bun gets soggy.

Aqarius ,

Yeah, but the move there is to sear the bun insides while making the patty.

Dave ,
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How long is it taking you to eat your burger!?

disconnectikacio , in Me but ublock origin

Use Smarttube instead on android tv and stbs Smarttube

For android phones, tablets: Tubular

In browser ublock blocks youtube ads, also invidious instances.

Mwa ,
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what about revanced

dafo ,

I’m guessing the problem with revanced is the sheer number of projects calling themselves revanced, most of which are probably just malware.

Mwa ,
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yeah but am talking about revanced.app

ummthatguy , in Cheese
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BlucifersVeinyAnus , in Cheese

Same, tbh

CaptKoala , in Cheese
Shizu , in Ik ik but control yourselfs
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Dr. Dickens

EmoDuck , in Anti-Hero

I don’t think I remember that episode of Archer

ScruffyDucky , in Cheese

My spirit animal :)

blackfire , in But if Gizbak stops maintaining his Summoning Circle tomes, the whole world of magic will fall apart

We have this now. Scientists and big pharma.

boonhet ,

Hey now, boner pills aren’t useless!

Could the same scientists have been working on cancer treatments? Maybe, but it’s not nearly as fun to test.

SynopsisTantilize ,

Gonna need to divert the entire US defense budget for two years to researching how to make my PP bigger.

Vote for me for president and I’ll make it happen.

boonhet ,

I’d certainly vote if I was a citizen. Let’s maybe see about that again in say 20 years?

SynopsisTantilize ,

Just commit voter fraud. All 7 of my supporters so far are from other countries. Seriously my PP is so smol I need the military budget to gain a centimeter

Jiggle_Physics ,

That’s the joke

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