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NoIWontPickAName , in Jeff's magic money machine

Treasury bonds here I come

Empricorn ,

Investments are probably covered under “gambling”.

xelar , in Blursed Bot

It’s funny, because I have posted this today and it got removed for breaking the rule #1. See modlog (“Yet another good recipe”).

hOrni , in Jeff's magic money machine

Buy a few houses? How long does that take if You have cash?

Makeitstop ,

It’s taking the premise of Brewster’s Millions, which required that he not only spend the money, but that he has to have nothing left at the end, including assets. So, buying a house doesn’t work because you still own the house.

Obviously there are still plenty of ways to drop millions on stuff without having anything to show for it. Hell, it’s probably easier now than ever before. Just become a whale for a mobile game and you’re there.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Just become a whale for a mobile game and you’re there.

I’d rather literally burn all that cash

Viking_Hippie ,

Well if taking the rules literally, that’s allowed too!

As long as you resist whatever urge you might have to throw out the ashes before you get the billion, you’re not throwing them away!

Makeitstop ,

I wanna say they specifically called out property destruction as being against the rules. And overpaying as well iirc, so you can’t offer someone millions for a sandwich that you then eat.

Plus, if we’re being pedantic, burning the money isn’t spending it, which is what he is supposed to do.

The movie also has the advantage of having a contract that presumably covers any other loopholes the audience thinks of, but which they don’t explicitly address in the script. Once you take it out of a movie and start treating it like a challenge to be solved, you can no longer hide behind some unseen fine print.

Viking_Hippie ,

they specifically called out property destruction as being against the rules

Not in this meme, which is what I’m referring to.

And overpaying as well

So that rules out spending them in the US and several other countries…

In under-regulated capitalism, prices aren’t set at what’s fair, they’re at the maximum that they can get away with without losing too many sales/clients.

That’s by definition overpaying from the perspective of the buyer/client.

Plus, if we’re being pedantic

We are indeed. Carry on, good sir/madam/cuttlefish

burning the money isn’t spending it, which is what he is supposed to do.

Damn, you got me there. Good point 😁

The movie

Again, I was referring to the meme only, not the movie that inspired the premise

also has the advantage of having a contract that presumably covers any other loopholes the audience thinks of

That’s a mountain sized presumption…

Once you take it out of a movie and start treating it like a challenge to be solved, you can no longer hide behind some unseen fine print.

Good. Genies have had it too good for too long 😛

ImplyingImplications ,

Excuse me, but my waifu has plenty of assets!

brbposting ,

Mobile game, uhg! Think of the services: a month’s worth of the best eats: 90 meals from the world’s 100 most famous chefs, each flown in to serve you. (Presumably 10% would decline even $1m for a single meal.) Concerts from semi-famous bands every three nights. Boom, $100m spent!

Mobile games are easier and funnier though 😉

LarkinDePark , in Blursed Bot

NATO did start it though.

balderdash9 , in If humans died off, some dog breeds would as well
MotoAsh ,

In fairness to the little guy, modern dogfood is garbage compared to a fresh kill.

ZombiFrancis , in Windows 7's sample music unironically slapped so hard

Isan - Lucky cat

My goto for calibrating my sound systems. First track seems like it was meant for it.

Leviathan , in Bacon tho

I grew up on a farm, I’ve killed and slaughtered my own food my whole life and I always felt good about eating meat because of that fact.

As I get older I’m really starting to hate killing things, I don’t want to end a life at all. My couple of vegetarian days might turn into a whole lifestyle.

James_Fortis OP ,

You’ve got this! There are a ton of benefits to going plant-based. Dominion is a great documentary to show how most (~90%) are treated, which emphasizes the importance for us to shift away (it doesn’t sound like the way you did it was as bad as this, but this is the info that made me swap away recently).

militaryintelligence , in Jeff's magic money machine

Give it to me, I’ll invest it

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble ,

no gambling

Ledivin ,

Sure on stocks, but would bonds be considered gambling?

howrar ,

It’s only gambling if you intend to sell it off for a profit. I just want to own a piece of a cool company.

30p87 , in Windows 7's sample music unironically slapped so hard
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Prunebutt , in Jeff's magic money machine

Ever heard of this game called “Star Citizen”?

DmMacniel ,
@DmMacniel@feddit.org avatar

from 714 millions to 814 millions in one day. nice :D

Dagnet ,

Surely that will be enough for them to finally finish the game right? COPIUM

DmMacniel ,
@DmMacniel@feddit.org avatar

I don’t think that money is the issue any more, time and scope would be the issue. Lets see if 4.0 actually arrives this year

Dagnet ,

Oh I know, but tell that to the people still pouring millions at them

2ugly2live , in Jeff's magic money machine
@2ugly2live@lemmy.world avatar

Lol, just buy one house in the US.

wizardbeard ,

Most homes in the US don’t break a million in up front cost, unless you’re buying in one of the very popular “reality warp” locations that are in absurdly high demand (SF Bay area, Redmond, Dallas, New York, etc).

2ugly2live ,
@2ugly2live@lemmy.world avatar

True. Maybe… 3 houses instead?

Trainguyrom , (edited )

The national average house price in the US is about $300k, so you’d need to buy about 333 houses to spend the $100 million

2ugly2live ,
@2ugly2live@lemmy.world avatar

I could make that work. 🤔

I’ll become the Oprah of houses. You get a house, you get a house, everyone gets a house.

shalafi , in Jeff's magic money machine

I could blow 100M monthly on AWS. Probably take me the first month to spin it all up, easy from there.

DmMacniel , in Jeff's magic money machine
@DmMacniel@feddit.org avatar

I would buy so many windmill permits with that money.

_haha_oh_wow_ , in Windows 7's sample music unironically slapped so hard
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ninja Tune records in general is awesome. If you like Mr Scruff, you’d probably like most of the stuff on their label.

Also, Kid Koala is a turntable genius. Love that guy!

funkless_eck ,

chipping in with

  • RJD2
  • I am robot and proud
  • alva noto
NOPper ,

RJD2 is the shit honestly.

_haha_oh_wow_ ,
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

I love RJD2!

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

THANK YOU for reminding me about rjd2
I was trying to find his music the other day and I couldn’t remember. (specifically the music video for The Horror)

nilloc ,

Also Metronomy, Little Dragon and Amon Tobin. For the aging hipsters in the crowd.

Al’s I saw Kid Koala a couple times in the mid 2000s including a little bar show that was fucking amazing. We played bingo at the little show. I just found my bingo card a few days ago.

Thordros , in Blursed Bot
@Thordros@hexbear.net avatar

But NATO did start the simple and delicious vanilla cupcake recipe…

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