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Snowclone , in Jobs

But see, now she doesn’t have time to organize or even attend a Revolutionary action of any kind!

Track_Shovel OP ,
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The first rule of a successful abuse of power is to make people too busy trying to survive to worry about what your policies are

norimee , in Words

Dark.

Track_Shovel OP ,
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Yet a shining beacon of hope compared to what’s actually happening over there.

candyman337 , in Problem solving

No you can solve 3/4ths of your problems

NegativeInf ,

Zeno’s problem.

SnotFlickerman ,
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Would that make Zeno’s Wank just a type of edging?

NegativeInf ,

Yes.

Rusty ,

If you buy 5 books, you’ll be able to solve 96.88% of your problems.

MentalEdge ,
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Or you could just read the one book eight times for 99.6℅. Why buy more than one when one is enough to read as many times as you like?

konalt , in Problem solving
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Poor Zeno has so many problems

FQQD , in It's hard work
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https://lemmy.ohaa.xyz/pictrs/image/1f28bfeb-923d-4bd8-bf6d-ec3189ef7686.jpeg

Track_Shovel OP ,
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True. All those microplastic and forever chemicals are really having a negative effect on bird populations and my complexion

li10 , in Problem solving

The only remotely interesting character in Romulus.

NegativeInf , in Revenue

My therapist will hear about this meme.

Manzas , in Pills

And alcohol

NegativeInf , in Pills

Throw a little Adderall in there, and you got a soup going!

NocturnalMorning , in Words

I thought memes were supposed to be funny. This is just sad.

Crackhappy ,
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Memes are idea viruses.

OprahsedCreature ,

But also accurate

Track_Shovel OP ,
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If only we could do something about it

antmzo220 , in Problem solving

If you read them simultaneously perhaps you would get 100% and avoid the zeno

MentalEdge , in Problem solving
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SMH, that’s not how books work. What a complete waste of money. You only needed to buy one copy, to then read it twice.

Etterra , in Problem solving

I do have a sugar with a short leg.

Cyanocobalamin , in Words

The baby was Hamas. Can’t you see the weapon cache hidden in their nappy?

bhamlin , in Problem solving

You need to make sure you buy them from different places, otherwise they might each solve the same problems!

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