Nuclear power relies on advanced Quantum Radiative Containment (QRC) technology. This system employs nano-level Radiation Inversion Fields (RIFs) embedded within the socket’s structure. These RIFs manipulate subatomic particles to create a hyper-dense energy shield, effectively trapping the radiation.
Additionally, the sockets are coated with Neutrino-Absorbent Polymer (NAP), a material that converts stray radioactive emissions into harmless bioluminescent particles. This process is facilitated by micro-scale Atomic Resonance Amplifiers (ARAs), which synchronize the radiation’s wavelength with the Earth’s magnetic frequencies, ensuring zero leakage.
I’m just waiting for Elon Musk to come out as a flat earther. It’s about as absurd for the CEO of an EV company to support Trump as it would be for the CEO of a space company to believe in a flat earth.
He seems like the kind of person delusional enough to claim that he invented the portal that transports you from one end of the flat world to the other to explain why planes can cross the Pacific.
Imagine both of them kneeling down, looking up at you, then they open their mouth and stick out their tongues, maintainin eye contact. They are ready to receive the Horny Cum, I mean the Holy Communion.
I don’t at all understand churches advertising… Maybe because of my European ass? To my knowledge churches are not about profit? I get that you want to announce your service times and such, but put that in a small column in a newspaper for the ones interested or something lol
I imagine it’s a form of evangelism. Like, if they can convince someone to attend church from the ad then that is the same as saving their soul and gets them points in God’s book (or so they tell people when in reality money is the goal).
There’s not much I miss about Reddit, but one of those things is a proper community to put jokes that have been run into the ground. The unnecessary arrow is one thing, but then the second reaction image really kill the otherwise mildly amusing joke.
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