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SatansMaggotyCumFart , in octopus

As long as they’re penetrating a lady I don’t care what they are called.

ReplicantBatty ,

Ah, i see you are a man of culture as well.

rotopenguin , in JD Vance when he's feeling lonely:
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

🍆💦

maniel , in octopus

Octopussies

Drusas , in octopus

Octopus, octopuses, and octopodes are correct. Octopi incorrect.

Xavienth ,

Octopi is also correct. If anything, more correct than octopodes by virtue of popularity. Mismatching the language to the suffix does not a fake word make!

Sabre363 , in The struggle is real

Wet + Bed = Problem Solved

kbin_space_program , in JD Vance when he's feeling lonely:

Its apparently missing a dolphin.

Seasoned_Greetings , in Tweets on X (formally Twitter)

I like the “formally” vs “formerly” suggesting Elon is never going to get away from Twitter in favor of X

AVincentInSpace ,

We never support dead naming except in the case of megacorporations

Natanael ,

Blackwater will never hear the end of it

DudeImMacGyver ,
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

They changed their name at least 3 times

JPAKx4 ,

As long as Elon dead names his kid imma dead name his corporation

CanadianCarl ,

Explain? I don’t keep up with Elon drama.

JPAKx4 ,

One of his many children is trans, and she has disowned Elon for his terrible behavior. He doesn’t respect her identity, pretends she is a stereotypical trans person (the right wing stereotype), and pretends he wasn’t an absent father to her.

JayDee ,

I like “xitter” (pronounced ‘shitter’)

Annoyed_Crabby , in Tweets on X (formally Twitter)

People use false identity? Whaaat? :o

The_Che_Banana ,

As a Banana from Argentina I can say that this is a false narrative driven by the ANTIFAs.

elvith ,

As a fellow Banana from Argentina I can say that this is a false narrative driven by the CHIQUITA

The_Che_Banana ,

CHAQUITANTIFA?

lugal ,

As a pirate from the 16th century I am as shocked as you are

Tja ,

No, that’s not possible. And you can trust me, I’m Albert Einstein.

stoy , in Picard refines his prompts

Hummm, I allways took Picard for a Twinings man…

HakFoo ,

I wonder now about the social norms of the “default” versions of things in replicators.

Would you go on one ship and “soft drink” is Pepsi and another Coke, like venues today? How is it negotiated?

Or do you spend your life building and refining a profile? How is that carried around?

Droechai ,

If you define parameters the first time you (or your parents) use a replicator (which is every thing you ever consume except for social dining) and the replicators sync you should have a quite large library of your tastes which it can use as a filter for when you order new stuff so you don’t have to refine the parameters very much.

At least in my head canon :)

MNByChoice ,

But how do they sync? Personnel files and communicators works for starfleet, but not civilians.

(Some civilians have replicator access, though clearly not all.)

Droechai ,

It’s a communist utopia, I would assume the central government has that info regardless if it’s a citizen or a government personell. Citizens of other members in the Federation would opt in to the tracking

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

They likely don’t have brands and the ingredients are open source. They probably just have “cola” entry and then you can tweak the ingredients amount, with predefined templates, named by the author. By default it just gives you the most popular version, I suppose.

mannycalavera ,
@mannycalavera@feddit.uk avatar

Of course he’s a fookin’ Yaarkshire Tea man. Stick t’kettle on, lad!

stoy ,

Wait, Picard is French, I am certain he would enjoy Yorkshire tea, but I don’t believe he would have a huge preference for it in general.

(Yes, I know that Patrick Stewart comes from Yorkshire, but that is not who we are talking about)

mannycalavera ,
@mannycalavera@feddit.uk avatar

All French people are from Yorkshire, obvs.

funkless_eck ,

they do drop a lot of letters from their speech

Timecircleline ,

Yorkshire is specifically orange pekoe though!

BuboScandiacus , in octopus

Octopussies

Im_old ,

I knew there was going to be someone as childish funny as me in here!

Gorely , in can we be all rich together?

What game is this?

greengear5 ,

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. It originally released for the SNES.

PeriodicallyPedantic , in octopus

Octopice.

frightful_hobgoblin , in Tweets on X (formally Twitter)

God that’s a really bad cartoon

Draegur ,

It desperately needs a cursor in the text and racism not completely done being spelled to make it more obvious that it’s what the angry white boy is typing and not what he’s responding to.

bjoern_tantau , in Picard refines his prompts
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

His fault for not adding real life high quality replication of realistic substantial materialised hd 4k very life like.

taanegl , in Tweets on X (formally Twitter)

As a strong black woman, I’m kind of pissed that we lost all those talented female lyricists and R&B singers who got Thanos snapped out of existence in the late 90s because they didn’t want to sell sex. It makes me want to slap a bitch for calling it “empowerment”…

At least my inner black woman is angry af because of that.

The music industry is garbage, pure garbage. Sony and Universal execs have a special place in hell.

velox_vulnus , (edited )

The music industry is garbage, pure garbage. Sony and Universal execs have a special place in hell.

Modern labels have shamelessly sampled music from other culture, without understanding the significance, and that’s truly pathetic.

One such song I came across was from Travis Scott (I think?), which was sampled from a song made by Bhakti reformists, who, way before the era of colonialism in India, spoke against brahmanism, casteism, elitism and women’s right, in the 7-8th century in India. And the lyrics? Totally the opposite of what’s in the sample - objectifying women like replaceable toys.

They also did the same to the Italian anti-fascist song “Bella Ciao”. Now it’s a stupid pop song, and people think that this is some random, catchy stuff that is played in the carnival.

0stre4m ,

Yes, the music industry is predatory as shit. Most of the “stars”, unless they negotiate their contracts the right way and become actual legends, end up in debt or suicided.

Support your local independent scene <3

Cube6392 ,

I’ve been thinking lately about the industrialization of music. Used to be before the gramophone you’d play music in your house. Sometimes you’d be bad. And everyone was fine with it. We just did it to enjoy it. Sometimes you and your neighbors would go to that one barn everyone was gathering in where the best musicians in town would play. They were your neighbors and friends. But now we don’t know our musicians. We don’t make music. We just consume it. I think we need to reclaim music. I think everyone should download DAWs and just… Fucking… Suck. And share their suck with friends and family. What you produce doesn’t have to be polished, or good, it just needs to be tour own.

yuri ,

I buy random instruments at thrift stores and I would HIGHLY recommend folks try it out. Pick up a shitty First Act guitar, or some bongos that were originally sold as a souvenir, or even just a cheapo plastic recorder. Just having a musical instrument or two around the house is a special thing, especially if it’s a cheap one you would let any random guest fuck around with.

I met this guy when I was a teenager and I’ll never forget the first time I saw his house. His living room was full of instruments. 8 and 12 string guitars, pan flutes, cedar flutes, loads of little percussion things, and the drums… That’s how I learned I’m a percussion guy!

He only “knew how” to play a few things, but he would noodle on anything. They were all there primarily for guests, and moreso for the ones who had never even played an instrument before.

Music is absolutely one of those things you can just fuck around with to have fun, and then accidentally end up being really good at.

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